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What is this blogging of which you speak, AZ? Maybe throw up a link.

Orthos wrote:

*sees a familiar-titled thread*

Didn't I hide that already...?

*notices it's a repost*


*hides new thread*

Taunting the Postmonster. Not a good idea.

Silly forumites: taunting's not for Postmonsters.

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Now that I have the SUPERSTAR MIKE WELHAM to vouch for me, maybe my adoption by Lisa and Vic will finally come through.

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Boingy! Boingy! Boingy! Boingy! Boingy! Boingy! Boingy! Boingy! Boingy!

James Jacobs wrote:
Hulk Hogun wrote:

The only question I got for the man James Jacobs is this. James brother, I gotta ask you brother.


Grit my teeth, wait to wake up from what is obviously a nightmare, then drink some coffee so I don't fall asleep ever again.


Then you can answer questions 24/7/365!
So, it was a good thing after all, right?

TriOmegaZero wrote:
What, you think I'm your court jester, Leafy? Here to amuse and titillate you? I don't even have t~#$! You want I should flip a few pratfalls and put on a nice cap with bells? That what you want?

What? Oh, never mind now, Spanky is here!


Santa Clause wrote:
Mairkurion Jr. wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

finaly got the ps3 to let stay on paizo.

it's clumsy and slow, but it beats nothing. :D

::Rubs eyes::

Is that you, Santa?

Why yes little shrub, it most certainly is.


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Moorluck wrote:

finaly got the ps3 to let stay on paizo.

it's clumsy and slow, but it beats nothing. :D

::Rubs eyes::

Is that you, Santa?

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Aw, great; just great. Could someone tell me how to get crayola off a flat screen?

Aberzombie wrote:
MAIRK? Where are you? I made this thread for youuuuuuuu.....


Sebastian wrote:

Mac - that memo was only for the Super Secret Inner League of Regulars. I'd like to admit you, but only Paul Schaffer has that power...

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

A quick save! I was practically birthed in this community in a Sebastian/Heathy fight thread. <Sniff> Good times.

Okay, if this isn't reason to have peace, love, and no further fights on the Paizo boards ever, I don't know what is?

Gary - is it possible to put a filter up on any thread that goes all flamey that says "Warning, the post you are about to make could contribute to the creation of a plant-based organism taking root here at Paizo. Are you sure it's worth it?"

I-I...I told myself I wouldn't cry!

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Who, me?

Dang. Vic continues to ignore my offer to put myself up for adoption. I may have to take the gloves off and make it clear that I am an orphan now. A Star-Wars-loving orphan in need of minis.

James Jacobs wrote:
Goblins are more of a coastal creature for the most part.

::big eyes::


Studpuffin wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Wow, did someone fix the heart icon for you on Treppa's thread, SP? Not done reading it yet.
Yeah, probably Ross or Gary.

I'm gonna go with my hero, Gary Teter!

EDIT: For the hubristically contextless.

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Talking to the kiddo who is recovering from her severe stomach flu, I just remembered the vivid dream I was having this morning right before I woke up: she and I were at the old house with my deceased mother, and we were entertaining a guest with a nice dinner. The guest was Sean Connery.


At the time, I could even remember some of my conversation with Mr. Connery. To be clear, this was like Hunt for Red October era S.C.

You know what, I'm not tellin' you people my dreams anymore!

Screw you guys . . @ - - I'm goin' home!

Please say with meatballs
Please say with meatballs

lynora wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
lynora wrote:

And FHDM I am so glad to know I am not the only one who doesn't like Pixar! :)

I get so sick of hearing about how I should like them. I don't. They're not my thing. It's not like they don't have plenty of fans without me. :)
As FHDM said, different strokes for different folks. Ot of curiosity, what are your favorite animated movies?

Let's see...Tangled, How to Train Your Dragon, Sinbad, Titan AE, Beauty and the Beast, The Last Unicorn, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Mulan minus the annoying Eddie Murphy dragonish character, The Secret of Nimh. I'm probably missing one or two off of that list, but that gives you a pretty good idea. :)

Edit: remembered which one I was missing. Howl's Moving Castle.


JoelF847 wrote:
So you're hinting that this person has posted on the message boards...that narrows it down! :)

We should TOTALLY start a new thread where everybody who didn't get the job posts, and whoever is left got the job!

taig wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Eew. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

Zombie: PMG has always loved me, so I'm not sure how to help. Too bad it isn't James Jacobs or Erik Mona. I could help you there.

Gark: You know who often likes to wear skulls on top of their heads? Especially skulls of that shape? Kobolds. Are you sure you are really a goblin?

Gary couldn't stop talking about you at the con.

Right, everyone who went to the con?

Aw, garsh. :3

Studpuffin wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Um, the PMG is blocking me from editing my newest alias? Not good.
I heard he's making my avatar exclusive to me. And people said I couldn't love him more.
I heard he told you that so you'd stop calling his house at 2 A.M. to wake he and SM up. :P

But...but...he told me he enjoyed my calls!

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taig wrote:

What is MMORPG?

Might Morphin' Oriental Ranger Pleurodira Guys?

Little Caesar Dretching wrote:
Mairkurion Jr. wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

Doodlebug Toys on Facebook.

Allen did the logo! Isn't it adorable?

What kid doesn't like doodlebugs?
Can you . . . eat them?

Why, you sure can. Here's a big ol' spoon. Dig in!

Studpuffin wrote:

Doodlebug Toys on Facebook.

Allen did the logo! Isn't it adorable?

What kid doesn't like doodlebugs?

I am sad that this thread had to get 312 posts old before I heard in my head, "Sha-la-la-la-la-la!" upon seeing the title. :3

Oh my God! It's full of stars...

Studpuffin wrote:


I lurve prepainted minis.

::Grabs Puffin by the wings and begins a round of the happy dance::


Blood makes the plants grow!


You guys are mean! :'S

You should also draw the gold! And draw them according to your dad's UNIFIED THEORY OF DRAGONS!

Jyu1ch1 wrote:
I think today I shall draw dragons.

I'll hep!

Anybody else out there still singing the "Like a d6" song? Nah, not me either... :3

Erik Mona wrote:

... at some nebulous point in the future...

Are we there yet?

Aberzombie wrote:
Had an awesome day yesterday. Did an new Flagons & Dragons podcast, where we discussed minis. Then I DM'd some Kingmaker. Then we just hung out eating and drinking til late. My buddy did ribs in his smoker that were awesome.

Did you guys find any blogs to mention didyahuhdidya?

Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Better yet, start your own Podcast!
Did he? Oh yes. He did. Gauntlet thrown.

Wittuh ow me? :3

Wait, is this one of "those" threads? Does this count as a reply? Ow! My logic hurts!

Gary Teter wrote:
Do people still do hail + orange juice or maple syrup?

It hailed here last night, but I didn't see any orange juice or maple syrup on the ground. :-(

Urizen wrote:

I'd like

to sample
your orbs of brilliance.


Orbs hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?


Is this why CH was talking about needing "more support"? If so, don't use the mallet, CH, dear God, don't do IT!

Wolfthulhu wrote:
ohhh, i'm sore. spent most of the day running around in my buddy's mustang picking up x-rays, checking on the bike etc... i should have a few pictutres to put up later this weekend.

Does it hurt here? ::Pokes:: How about here? ::Poke, poke::

Here's some other greats: The Count of Monte Cristo! Gilgamesh! Le Chevailer D'Eon!

Madclaw: I can think of one, at least. I think it's probably like comic books. I was never a big fan of comic books. Star Wars and and then GI Joe for a little while. But it seems like most other gamers were.

Oh-oh the Wells Fargo wagon is a leavin!

Freehold DM wrote:

Strollin' through messageboards

Sees thread
Feels imminent explosion coming on
Re-reads thread title
Moves important internal FHDM workings to 1/3 of his body
Detonates remaining 2/3rds into a fine, unWhedonboxable mist

I loves me some Tim Burton.

This whole thing gives me an idea for a new flavor of Haterade(tm)- Haterade(tm) Lite- For when you only hate some of the things involved in a certain situation. It also has 2/3rds less sugar than regular Haterade(tm).

Haterade(tm) Lite- Cuz FHDM loves Tim Burton.

Who are people going to hate next? Danny Elfman? Johnny Depp?

EDIT: Ah, I see the Depp hate has already arrived. ::Takes swig of Haterade Lite::

Treppa wrote:

Stupid heat. Stupid pollen. Stupid birds singing at the crack of dawn. Stupid dog barking at everything it hears through the open windows at 3 a.m. Stupid grass needing to be cut. Stupid bugs.

Why on earth does everyone hate winter?

I wuv winter, but my offewings at the shwine of the Snow Misuh have done nothing to gain his wargess.





Gary Teter wrote:


** spoiler omitted **


we WUV you...


Is this you again, Ross? I thought you'd decided to like me. Is this the pure poison of your hatred that is envenoming my every morning with its lethal non-blogginess?


Scott Betts wrote:
Epic Meepo wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
CR was definitely worth it to me (preorder price), but the rules sure need to be rewritten.

Scene 1.

Interior. Night. Four Nerdy Players sit around a table in someone's basement, playing Castle Ravenloft.

Nerdy Player #1: "These rules are a mess."

Nerdy Player #2: "My turn is taking, like, twenty minutes."

Nerdy Player #3: "I'm so confused."

Nerdy Player #4: "I want my mommy."

Scene 2.

Exterior. Day. Three Hip Friends sit at a poolside table. The Coolest Guy Ever arrives, holding a board game.

Coolest Guy Ever: "Check it out everyone! Castle Ravenloft, Second Edition!"

Rock music starts to play. Girls in Bikinis emerge from the pool, carrying cans of Mountain Dew and fistfulls of Castle Ravenloft Second Edition game pieces. The Coolest Guy Ever starts playing the game with his three Hip Friends.

Hip Friend #1: "This new edition of Castle Ravenloft is awesome!"

Hip Friend #2: "I don't even need to look at the rules!!"

Hip Friend #3: "This amazing 2venture warrants three exclamation marks!!!"

The Coolest Guy Ever jumps up on an adjacent table, plays a guitar solo in the direction of the game board, and game pieces dance around impresively. Girls in Bikinis gawk at the Coolest Guy Ever, their expressions showcasing equal parts amazement and sexual desire.

Coolest Guy Ever: "Thanks, Castle Ravenloft Second Edition! I'm just glad I'm not some lame troll who lives in his mother's basement, hates America, and plays that old 'Practice Edition' of the world's greatest game!"

This would be a brilliant commercial.

Dear God,

Please let Scott Betts invest his entire future in marketing or some other endeavor that demands great public relations skills for success.

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote: know he lives in our city. I'd rather scream "Hastur! Hastur! Hastur!" three times.

P-W-E-A-S-E..! You can whisper it to me in a spoiler.

Now tell me about the day Charlie Sheen and Chuck Norris met, Uncle Spanky.

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