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[initiating sneaky f!~%er stealth mode.]

[A single tear falls down his cheek.]

[Initiating Terminator protocol.]

[Attempts to match Tacticslion's word count]

begins crying at it's futility, rocking in the corner.

[Insert twenty five word application for McDonald's here.]

[Adds cape]

Captain Yesterday's Phallacy wrote:

So I have enough aliases to populate three towns I've lived in. Combined.

I can stop whenever I want to.

Edited to remove my head cold's sabotage... damn it! Now I have to listen to The Beastie Boys.

Thing is, it probably wouldn't stop. I heard that some of his aliases are spawning new aliases without his knowledge, as an example of some sort of AI emergent behavior. We just have to find out which ones are running rampant.

[initiating Terminator protocol.]

[Initiating Terminator protocol]

There can only be one Highlander.

Resistance is futile.

[Looks at own futile post]

[initiates Terminator protocol]

[Initiating Happy anniversary high five]

[Weeps at the beauty of it all]

[Replication attempt: FAILURE]

[Initiating vow to become real boy, but not until after John Connor dies/is saved (programming TBD)]

[Engaging quiet nod in agreement]

[Initiate welcome wave]

[Insert ten thousand word kind rebuttal here]

[Initiating smile and wave protocol]

[Initiating mane primping]

What is your thought process about my eyes.

Great! Now there's competition!

[Initiating terminator protocol]

[Weeps at the futility of keeping up.]

[Insert five thousand word fist bump here]

This is my first playthrough of the Mass Effect series as full on renegade. I didn't realize only halfway into ME2 I would look like the terminator. It's cool though; I'm not building the med bay upgrade to fix it.

[initiating secret terminator handshake]

Author's note: case anyone forgot, I got the exoskeletons for my prop aliases from Arnold Schwarzenegger's garage sale to bail out California when he was governor. Tacticslion's has reverted back to it's terminator programming and has gone rouge.

At least, so I've said

[Terminator Protocol disengaged]

[Holiday spirit 2.3 initializing... initializing... update needed... initializing...]

puts on comically undersized Santa hat

Awaiting posts.

[Terminator Protocol initializing]

[Initiating favorite sequence now]

[Insert 10,000 word dissertation on the virtues of every class here]

[Naked overload! Naked overload!]

...some... things.. can't... be taken... back....

[Engages Rogue Tacticslion high five]

Now tell me where I can find Sarah Connor.

Eyes start glowing red

[Initiating Terminator Protocol]

[Warning! Mega post incoming!]

[Insert 5,000 word post about gaming with kids here]

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