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I was coming to post this: Just letting you know I'm still here. NYC public schools are attempting to open and it is pure chaos. Few answers to be had and those come with more questions. This is all just to say I'm gonna be pretty busy/distracted for the next couple weeks or so.

So, yeah, I can do a hiatus. Life is frickin insane right now.

"DRAGON INCOMING!"

Perception plus See Invisibility: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18

perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17
Kalim scans the area for the caster. "Show yourself, coward. Take your reckoning!"

Kalim drops a firebomb on the little yellow fellow. DC 21: 10d6 ⇒ (2, 2, 4, 5, 4, 1, 5, 5, 6, 4) = 38 "By day's end, you shall know that I AM DEATH!"

Don't forget Kalim has Spell Resistance 26.

Yeah, if you save it's just a flat 5d6 no matter the level. The object thing just deals with how much of a large object you can do away with.

Something is up, and Kalim doesn't like surprises. He uses a wish to cast True Seeing on himself.

Spellcraft: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (13) + 18 = 31

"One of those tyrannosaurs was an illusion! A fake crowd, perhaps like that hobgoblin's group!"

Kalim drops a good old-fashioned Fireball on the Tyrannosaurs. Not like he could use them against a red, anyway. DC 21: 10d6 ⇒ (5, 5, 2, 2, 4, 3, 4, 5, 2, 5) = 37

Kalim casts Angelic Aspect and takes flight on gross, sinewy wings.

She's 92 and recovering ...might outlast me still! But thank you. I've just been mentally exhausted pretty much all the time. Next week I've volunteered to help talk to our middle school kids going through all this and that work is helping center me. Looking forward to leveling up the good doctor as well!

Kalim, like waking up from a daze, snaps to attention suddenly. "It's definitely not just the damned dragon. This will be ...decisive. We must be efficient. The dragon pays, one way or the other. Karnog, I now to your wisdom."

Hey, guys, I'm here. The past 2 weeks have been nuts...remote teaching a new class for a week and my Gran got into a car accident. I just didn't have the mental or emotional bandwidth to post, but I'm feeling better.

knowledge arcana: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23

knowledge arcana: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11

Damn those sorcerer skill points.

"She lives, but resisted my scry. We must assume the worst."

Kalim wishes up a Scry.

Kalim descends as majestically as possible. "You are a capable bunch. In this world, with these tactics, you should prosper. I am impressed. I offer you advice for free: prepare for the Void."

spellcraft: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (18) + 18 = 36Kalim wonders what sort of spell could make 400 kobolds invisible.

Kalim casts See Invisibility.

Could we pull off a Thanus Maneuver resurrecting the silver in the red?

"The dragon will die screaming, oh Soldiers of Orctown."

"We must check...downstairs!"

"Gather round, we're going to Orctown."

Oof. Kalim teleported to Feathertown in an effort to shield Orctown.

I'll be honest, I'm stumped.

"NOOOOO! THAT F!*$ING DRACONIC SHIT-DRIBBLE!"

"ORCTOWN! WE MUST ..." Kalim wishes a scry on Meathead.

"Ah. It occurs to me I don't know the place well enough to 'port us reliably. A vague description is not sufficient even for me."

"Playing a waiting game with a nearly immortal being is folly."

"I say we 'port near the lair, veiled as Dispater's lackies. Then we sneak in anyway and feast on draconic sweetmeats. That silver dragon was more interested in judging us than actually helping. How do you think it would feel about your deal with the devil?"

Sorry for the delay, guys. As you could probably imagine, the past couple weeks have been an insane time for a NYC public school teacher.

Anyway, as for buffs:

On Kalim
Stoneskin 150 (from Kalim)
Mage Armor (from Kalim)
Shield (from Kalim)
See Invisibility (from Kalim)
Resist Energy 30 (from Duncan)
Good Hope (from Duncan)
Moment of Greatness (from Duncan)
Life Pact (from Duncan)
Karnog TBD

Up for grabs:
Communal Stoneskin 150
Enlarge Person
Gonna try to save my wishes but if there's anything sixth level or below that would just make someone's day, let me know.
Also I could cast Veil ...make us look like Dispater's mercs and such? Maybe throw off its tactics.

"I again wonder about an anti magic field, perhaps in his hoard? If only King Grungsdi was here ..."

"Negating his many magic items is key. I have a nasty feeling about them. I've had to eat my own spells before and it ...I cared not for it. Without them he is just meat and blood. Very powerful meat and blood, but still. Also we must reinforce Desmond's will so he doesn't run away. No offense."

Read my spoiler thing for mechanical details. It's a dozy, man.

"Oh, my. Oh, my. This is extremely powerful, and costly as well. This is straight from Dispater or a top aide. First the good news. You can now see anything invisible. Permanently. And you can break even mighty enchantments with ease. However ...you must keep it within 5 feet at all times. And your prayers ...will become rather less pleasant."

Kalim wishes up one handy Analyze Dweomer.

"Fascinating," the now human(ish) Kalim says.

Kalim accepts all the tanks. Mobile armored artillery ftw!

Anyone here interested in a d20 Modern pbp? I we're looking for another player or two.

https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivkxc/recruiting&page=2#64

"To the rubble! Karnog, can you make this easy? Our headstrong comr--friends have us in quite a position.'

will: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (11) + 13 = 24

Kalim's dragon eyes glow green as he Detects the hell out of any magics she has.

Totally agreed.

On another note, do we have a face? Kalim can intimidate and has a good Cha but even he doesn't want to just bully everyone.

To be fair, I nearly used a wish to cure his insanity! And then maybe a disintegrate.

"This is all a trap. I advise caution."

Ohhhhh shiiiiiiit.

"Illusion and conjuration ...strong enough to come from a deity ...keep wary."

spellcraft: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (17) + 18 = 35