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General Willfred Thermopolae Fucundibus Silliness, III. 45 posts. Alias of Cosmo (Sales Associate).


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General Willfred Thermopolae Fucundibus Silliness, III

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Selene Spires wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I blame Cosmo that I went "Fav happy" on a Twitter account I was following, so they blocked me.
What is wrong with people? *hugs*
Eh. It's my fault for breaking Twitter etiquette.

I don't know what this term, "fav happy", actually means. Google is no help.

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The blog wrote:
Space is big. Really, really big.

Pfft. It's peanuts compared to the walk to the chemist down the road.

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Katina: omg when Beyonce dies we can bring her back with a Seyonce?

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Master Pugwampi wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for COSal relationships.

FTFY

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Diego: If only I had married everyone I hate...

Katina: if wishes were horses…?

Diego: We'd all be eating steak

Sam: This conversation requires a lot of context to make any sense.

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Katina: ...the 3 staple foods of paizo: souls, tears, bagel sandwiches.

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The first rule of smurfing posts is you do not talk about smurfing posts.

The second rule of smurfing posts is you do not talk about smurphing posts.

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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

Hold on a second, I'll take care of that pesky gob... {shoots Pillbug} OWWW!

Wait, why am I bleeding? Must be the gobs fault... {shoots Pillbug again} OWWW!

Stupid gob! {shoots Pillbug again} OWWW!

What?! STOP SHOOTING ME GOB!!! {shoots Pillbug again, and drops self below 0 hps}

Faery Liquid wrote:
*Appears over thread in a cloud of twinkly lights. Farts. Casts 'Stabilise' on PillWump the PugSlaadus (IN SPACE). Farts again. Leaves, blaming Cosmo for the effect that week-old kebabs have on fey digestive systems*
Master Pugwampi wrote:

*sigh*

I Blame Cosmo that once more I am running low on Bactine.

*goes to work repairing Hunt*

:|

:D

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A local business owner hires an independent contractor to come in and help improve his business. This works.

Spoiler:

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A mortally wounded American soldier in Vietnam ponders his life.

Spoiler:
Jacob's Ladder

...also: Spoiler Alert. Sorry.

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A New York cab driver uses love to save the world from a big blob of evil.

Spoiler:
The Fifth Element

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Warehouse Will: Obviously I need to learn more showtunes so I can keep up with you.

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Apparently, someone has updated part of Senate Leader Mitch McConnell's wikipedia entry, which made me actually snort-cackle. I blame Cosmo if this is a symptom of my impending mental crack-up.

Copied here for posterity (as it will undoubtedly be changed back at some point).

Spoiler:
McConnell was born on February 20, 1942, as a turtle, in a puppy mill in Sheffield, Alabama, which is now called the Helen Keller Hospital, and raised as a young turtle in nearby Athens.[9] McConnell is the son of Addison Mitchell McConnell, and his wife, Julia (née Shockley). McConnell is of box turtle, alligator snapping turtle, and Galapagos tortoise descent. As a youth, he overcame polio.[10] His family moved to Georgia when he was eight.[11]

When he was a teenaged mutant ninja turtle, his family arrived in Louisville where he attended duPont Manual High School. He graduated without honors from the University of Louisville with a B.A. in political science in 1964. McConnell was president of the Student Council of the College of Arts and Sciences and a member of the Phi Kappa Tau fraternity. He has maintained strong ties to his alma mater and "remains a rabid fan of its sports teams."[12] Three years later, McConnell graduated from the University of Kentucky College of Law, where he was president of the Student Bar Association.

McConnell enlisted in the U.S. Army Reserve at Louisville, Kentucky during his last year of law school. He received an Honorable Discharge for medical reasons (optic neuritis) after five weeks at Fort Knox.[13][14]

This preservation is neither an endorsement nor an indictment of the act of altering Wikipedia for the purpose of humor, merely providing context for the above post for future readers.

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Rysky wrote:
Because I respect you too much.

:D

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Always remember "Joshua's Rule of Arguing on the Internet".

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Mark Moreland wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:

Robot Chris clicks

Cosmo ceases to exist
And there was much rejoicing

Yaaaaay.

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Tels wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
Tels wrote:
What's the worst that could happen?
I am
... weren't you a set of triplets?

As far as I know, there's Cosmo, Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin, and Cosmo's Mustache....

Wait, wouldn't there also be a Csomo's Slightly More Evil Twin Mustache? Good god... what if Cosmo has been taking the blame for the actions of his' twins' mustache?

Mustaches? MUSTACHES? Good lord, no. Those are silly things. I'll have no part of them.

I will point out, however, that the word "mustache" is made up of must ache. Do with this information what you will.

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Rysky wrote:
Not true, you can always trust Cosmo to be Cosmo.

*not a guarantee

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baron arem heshvaun wrote:

I just thought we should trademark the Condemned Culpability Cult of Cosmo, C4 for short.

Gencon is around the corner, and ya know, sacrifices in honor of the Mustachioed Master of Mayhem (patent pending) need to be made.

I can suggest an inspiration for the logo...

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Sara Marie wrote:
I blame cosmo for being more right than me about a subject I am supposedly knowledgeable about.

Just quoting this so I can favorite it a second time.

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Rysky wrote:
Katina Mathieson wrote:
Cosmo: Be warned though: They do not make enough white fluffy feathers to adequately contain my thunder.
Mental image of Cosmo as a Kookaburra is now hardcoded.

Yeeeeaahhah... something like that.

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Pineapple is the only known source in nature of the enzyme Bromelain. Bromelain actually digests proteins… so when you eat pineapple, it’s essentially eating you back.

Source.

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Dr. Jan Jansen III, Turnip King wrote:
I blame Cosmo that all of us are currently sober.

Speak fer yer(HIC!)self...

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Kajehase wrote:

Pretending you don't know about your good twin won't change his state of existence.

Hail Cismo!

That's just silly.

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Wand of Wondrous Spam

(oblig.)

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The Computer wrote:
Guy St-Amant wrote:
Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
The moustache makes him look so friendly.
I know.
How did you get that title?
THE ALGORITHMS DEEMED IT NECESSARY.

...also funny.

General Willfred Thermopolae Fucundibus Silliness, III

I approve of this rampant lunacy.

General Willfred Thermopolae Fucundibus Silliness, III

lol

*:
Shamelessly stolen from the Fark thread

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I'll just leave this here, then.

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Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

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Some Random Dude wrote:
You can do it!*

*not a guarantee

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Mordimer Jones, Action Badger wrote:
Mordimer Jones understands the PostMonster's decision. We cool, baby.

You may have heard of a "honey badger"... Now recognize the "Badger of Honeys"!

Also...

Answer to Aberzombie:
When posting to a thread that is in the act of being moved, weirdness may occur. Something tells me that weirdness may turn out to be very common in this particular thread.

General Willfred Thermopolae Fucundibus Silliness, III

r

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Callous Jack wrote:


How have I missed that avatar until now? I love it.

I've been told that he's kept in reserve for only the specialest of postings.

General Willfred Thermopolae Fucundibus Silliness, III

How's it going in this thread?

General Willfred Thermopolae Fucundibus Silliness, III

Y'know... it is only 98% of lawyers that give the other 2% a bad name.

Sebastian is definitely on one side of that equation.

General Willfred Thermopolae Fucundibus Silliness, III

Thrashing in these 'tubes,

Our "net" has become a "point".

This future is dumb.

General Willfred Thermopolae Fucundibus Silliness, III

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice for Spanky.

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General Willfred Thermopolae Fucundibus Silliness, III

I blame Cosmo for Poodles!

...sweet, tangy, delicious, delicious Poodles.

General Willfred Thermopolae Fucundibus Silliness, III

I am posting in approval of this thread.

General Willfred Thermopolae Fucundibus Silliness, III

Monkeys.

That is all.

General Willfred Thermopolae Fucundibus Silliness, III

This makes no sense.

I approve.

General Willfred Thermopolae Fucundibus Silliness, III

Carry on, ladies and gentlemen.

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Orthos wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Xabulba wrote:
Nobody can beat this stache.
That is PT Barnum awesome.
Seconded!

THIRDED!