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Selene Spires wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I blame Cosmo that I went "Fav happy" on a Twitter account I was following, so they blocked me.

What is wrong with people? *hugs*

Eh. It's my fault for breaking Twitter etiquette.

I don't know what this term, "fav happy", actually means. Google is no help.

Space is big. Really, really big.

Pfft. It's peanuts compared to the walk to the chemist down the road.

Katina: omg when Beyonce dies we can bring her back with a Seyonce?

I Blame Cosmo for COSal relationships.

FTFY

Diego: If only I had married everyone I hate...

Katina: if wishes were horses…?

Diego: We'd all be eating steak

Sam: This conversation requires a lot of context to make any sense.

Katina: ...the 3 staple foods of paizo: souls, tears, bagel sandwiches.

The first rule of smurfing posts is you do not talk about smurfing posts.

The second rule of smurfing posts is you do not talk about smurphing posts.

Hold on a second, I'll take care of that pesky gob... {shoots Pillbug} OWWW!

Wait, why am I bleeding? Must be the gobs fault... {shoots Pillbug again} OWWW!

Stupid gob! {shoots Pillbug again} OWWW!

What?! STOP SHOOTING ME GOB!!! {shoots Pillbug again, and drops self below 0 hps}

*Appears over thread in a cloud of twinkly lights. Farts. Casts 'Stabilise' on PillWump the PugSlaadus (IN SPACE). Farts again. Leaves, blaming Cosmo for the effect that week-old kebabs have on fey digestive systems*

*sigh*

I Blame Cosmo that once more I am running low on Bactine.

*goes to work repairing Hunt*

:|

:D

A local business owner hires an independent contractor to come in and help improve his business. This works.

A mortally wounded American soldier in Vietnam ponders his life.

A New York cab driver uses love to save the world from a big blob of evil.

Warehouse Will: Obviously I need to learn more showtunes so I can keep up with you.

Apparently, someone has updated part of Senate Leader Mitch McConnell's wikipedia entry, which made me actually snort-cackle. I blame Cosmo if this is a symptom of my impending mental crack-up.

Copied here for posterity (as it will undoubtedly be changed back at some point).

This preservation is neither an endorsement nor an indictment of the act of altering Wikipedia for the purpose of humor, merely providing context for the above post for future readers.

Because I respect you too much.

:D

Always remember "Joshua's Rule of Arguing on the Internet".

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Robot Chris clicks

Cosmo ceases to exist

And there was much rejoicing

Yaaaaay.

Rysky wrote:

Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:

Tels wrote:

What's the worst that could happen?

I am

... weren't you a set of triplets?

As far as I know, there's Cosmo, Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin, and Cosmo's Mustache....

Wait, wouldn't there also be a Csomo's Slightly More Evil Twin Mustache? Good god... what if Cosmo has been taking the blame for the actions of his' twins' mustache?

Mustaches? MUSTACHES? Good lord, no. Those are silly things. I'll have no part of them.

I will point out, however, that the word "mustache" is made up of must ache. Do with this information what you will.

Not true, you can always trust Cosmo to be Cosmo.

*not a guarantee

I just thought we should trademark the Condemned Culpability Cult of Cosmo, C4 for short.

Gencon is around the corner, and ya know, sacrifices in honor of the Mustachioed Master of Mayhem (patent pending) need to be made.

I can suggest an inspiration for the logo...

I blame cosmo for being more right than me about a subject I am supposedly knowledgeable about.

Just quoting this so I can favorite it a second time.

Katina Mathieson wrote:

Cosmo: Be warned though: They do not make enough white fluffy feathers to adequately contain my thunder.

Mental image of Cosmo as a Kookaburra is now hardcoded.

Yeeeeaahhah... something like that.

Pineapple is the only known source in nature of the enzyme Bromelain. Bromelain actually digests proteins… so when you eat pineapple, it’s essentially eating you back.

Source.

I blame Cosmo that all of us are currently sober.

Speak fer yer(HIC!)self...

Pretending you don't know about your good twin won't change his state of existence.

Hail Cismo!

That's just silly.

Wand of Wondrous Spam

(oblig.)

Guy St-Amant wrote:

Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

The moustache makes him look so friendly.

I know.

How did you get that title?

THE ALGORITHMS DEEMED IT NECESSARY.

...also funny.

I approve of this rampant lunacy.

lol

I'll just leave this here, then.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

You can do it!*

*not a guarantee

Mordimer Jones understands the PostMonster's decision. We cool, baby.

You may have heard of a "honey badger"... Now recognize the "Badger of Honeys"!

Also...

r

How have I missed that avatar until now? I love it.

I've been told that he's kept in reserve for only the specialest of postings.

How's it going in this thread?

Y'know... it is only 98% of lawyers that give the other 2% a bad name.

Sebastian is definitely on one side of that equation.

Thrashing in these 'tubes,

Our "net" has become a "point".

This future is dumb.

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice for Spanky.

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I blame Cosmo for Poodles!

...sweet, tangy, delicious, delicious Poodles.

I am posting in approval of this thread.

Monkeys.

That is all.

This makes no sense.

I approve.

Carry on, ladies and gentlemen.

Crimson Jester wrote:

Xabulba wrote:

Nobody can beat this stache.

That is PT Barnum awesome.

Seconded!

THIRDED!