Mordimer Jones, Action Badger


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Badger of Action

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Aw yeah, son. Mordimer Jones is here to keep these messageboards clean, civil, and full of delicious grubs and earthworms.

Can you dig it?

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

Sorry Mordimer, I needed to test a change to the "move thread to different forum" code, and this thread popped up at just the right time. To the off-topic forum wit ye!

Scarab Sages

Action Badger Brainnnnnsssss......?

Badger of Action

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Mordimer Jones understands the PostMonster's decision. We cool, baby.

Scarab Sages

Whoa! Weird. It tried to post my post twice with just one click of the button. Is it supposed to do that, or did I just break something?

General Willfred Thermopolae Fucundibus Silliness, III

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Mordimer Jones, Action Badger wrote:
Mordimer Jones understands the PostMonster's decision. We cool, baby.

You may have heard of a "honey badger"... Now recognize the "Badger of Honeys"!

Also...

Answer to Aberzombie:
When posting to a thread that is in the act of being moved, weirdness may occur. Something tells me that weirdness may turn out to be very common in this particular thread.

Scarab Sages

Hey Mordimer? Being a distinguished Badger of Action, how would you handle it if your arch enemy had you in a death trap involving 5 hookers, a donkey, a vat of mustard, and a Burl Ives CD on replay?

Badger of Action

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Aberzombie wrote:
Hey Mordimer? Being a distinguished Badger of Action, how would you handle it if your arch enemy had you in a death trap involving 5 hookers, a donkey, a vat of mustard, and a Burl Ives CD on replay?

That's not a death trap. That's a Friday.


Pathfinder Companion, Maps Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

Hey Mordimer, have you ever had to take on a T-Rex?

Badger of Action

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Justin Franklin wrote:
Hey Mordimer, have you ever had to take on a T-Rex?

No, but I did once meet a T-Rex that was on the take. Had to smack him around a little and remind him that a cop who takes bribes is no cop at all.

RPG Superstar 2012

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Sweet avatar!


Nice shades, Mordimer! Where'd you get them?


Agreed. The sunglasses make you look very dignified, Mordimer.


I could certainly use a pair of shades like those. OR an action badger minion.


Yay! Action Badger!

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Are you replacing taig?


Mordimer's my favorite badger!


What the hell's a badger? I want one too!

Badger of Action

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Ladies, ladies--Mordimer Jones is nobody's minion, but you're all welcome to come over to my burrow for drinks sometime.

The shades are custom jobs from a woman called Red Chris. Just because I'm a badger of action doesn't mean I don't appreciate the finer things in life.


Hey Badger, new in town?

RPG Superstar 2012

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Callous Jack wrote:
Are you replacing taig?

No badger can replace me!

Badger of Action

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taig wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Are you replacing taig?

No badger can replace me!

No badger can be replaced. There are too few of us as it is. Keep the faith, brother.

Silver Crusade

taig wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Are you replacing taig?

No badger can replace me!

My money's on Mordimer in this fight.


Heya Mordimer. Is it true elf ankles are tastier than human ones?

Badger of Action

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Lem the Halfling wrote:
Heya Mordimer. Is it true elf ankles are tastier than human ones?

Everything is tastier on an elf, but Mordimer don't play favorites.


(Ruffles Mordimer's hair and feeds him a fancy-snax brand Badger Yummie.)


*sniffs Mordimer's butt*

Badger of Action

Hey now, Yankee. At least buy a badger a drink first.


That Mordimer Jones Action Badger guy is like, so cool.

Scarab Sages

Mordimer, any advice on how to sell myself as Action Zombie?

Badger of Action

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Aberzombie wrote:
Mordimer, any advice on how to sell myself as Action Zombie?

1. Kick ass.

2. Look good doing it.

3. Buy some shades.


Now thats a name begging to be made into a reaper miniature

Scarab Sages

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BigNorseWolf wrote:
Now thats a name begging to be made into a reaper miniature

+1

YOU HEAR THAT WERTZ?!?!


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ACTION BADGER UNIT KEEPS HU-MAN CHILDREN OFF THE STREETS AND PROMOTES COMMUNITY AFTER SCHOOL PROGRAMS.


Mordimer Jones, Action Badger saved me from that thing that would have done some harm to me. Thanks Mordimer!


I am pretty sure that Mordimer Jones, is some kind of Daemonic plot!!

Scarab Sages

Soulless Dbag wrote:
I am pretty sure that Mordimer Jones, is some kind of Daemonic plot!!

You're just jealous that he can drinks pina coladas and still his fur is perfect.


Easily my new favorite badger. Badger sunglasses are an auto-win.


Pathfinder Companion, Maps Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber
umbralatro wrote:
Easily my new favorite badger. Badger sunglasses are an auto-win.

Just remember that taig is our favorite old, washed up badger!


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Justin Franklin wrote:
umbralatro wrote:
Easily my new favorite badger. Badger sunglasses are an auto-win.
Just remember that taig is our favorite old, washed up badger!

Curse you, Justin Franklin!


Aberzombie wrote:
BigNorseWolf wrote:
Now thats a name begging to be made into a reaper miniature

+1

YOU HEAR THAT WERTZ?!?!

^

Amberzombie in fits...

See whut ah did thar?

Badger of Action

Some Random Dude wrote:
Mordimer Jones, Action Badger saved me from that thing that would have done some harm to me. Thanks Mordimer!

All in a day's work, brother. You don't get a messageboard title like "Badger of Action" for nothin'...


Is there a full version of that badger picture?

Web Product Manager

BigNorseWolf wrote:
Is there a full version of that badger picture?

It's the artwork from the newest webfiction post. :D

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

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Justin Franklin wrote:
umbralatro wrote:
Easily my new favorite badger. Badger sunglasses are an auto-win.
Just remember that taig is our favorite old, washed up badger!

:'(

Scarab Sages

Kryzbyn wrote:

Amberzombie in fits...

Amberzombie? Cool! I have an evil clone!

So, does this mean that, somewhere, out there, we should be wary of Kmryzbyn?


So I assume it is safe to say that you are a Honey Badger?

Plus also WHAR MY AM EBIL BARBARIAN picture with a mustache (so you know he's EBIL of course)?


Aberzombie wrote:
Kryzbyn wrote:

Amberzombie in fits...

Amberzombie? Cool! I have an evil clone!

So, does this mean that, somewhere, out there, we should be wary of Kmryzbyn?

D'oh! Outclevered myself...

Scarab Sages

Hey Mordimer! I've been having a problem with moles on my property. Any recommendations?


Taig and Mordimer should be in a stop-motion animated buddy cop movie. Or a remake of They Live. Badger-powered face ripping, ankle mauling, and explosives throwing... in 3D!!!

And maybe blood-colored corn syrup + water pumped through the theaters fire sprinkler system at key points in the movie. "Experience Blood-o-Vision!"

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