Mordimer Jones, Action Badger


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Scarab Sages

Mmmmm.....Blood-o-Vision.


*sniff sniff*
I smell badger butt.


sniffs the dachshund's butt


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So which badger ia three days from retirement and "too old for this s~%~," and which is the crazed young rookie who finally realizes he needs his partner to keep him stable?


It matters not. I will root them out of their hiding places, shake them like ragdolls, and drag them back to be displayed eternally on my master's chester drawers.

Scarab Sages

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Treppa wrote:
So which badger ia three days from retirement and "too old for this s$*~," and which is the crazed young rookie who finally realizes he needs his partner to keep him stable?

Yes.


"Ahhh...Badger..."

*Runs from thread*


I don't get it.

Badger of Action

Aberzombie wrote:
Hey Mordimer! I've been having a problem with moles on my property. Any recommendations?

Moles were never a problem for Marilyn Monroe or Cindy Crawford. I say own 'em proudly.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Wally Wabbit wrote:
I don't get it.

Badgers are natural enemies of...no, wait, that's not true.

Scarab Sages

Hey Taig! Why can't you be as cool as Mordimer Jones?

RPG Superstar 2012

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Aberzombie wrote:
Hey Taig! Why can't you be as cool as Mordimer Jones?

The economy.


Come get some death, you over growed pine marten!

Scarab Sages

Damn, Taig. Are you gonna take that?

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

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Aberzombie wrote:
Damn, Taig. Are you gonna take that?

From a self-professed Doctor of Butt Sniffing? Really, I have better things to do with my time. Why, there's got to be 8 dozen active troll threads I can go read...

Scarab Sages

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Oh, come on! Kick his ass! KICK HIS ASS!!!!


You can do it!

General Willfred Thermopolae Fucundibus Silliness, III

Some Random Dude wrote:
You can do it!*

*not a guarantee

Scarab Sages

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Don't listen to the General, Taig. You can take him!!!


Yeah; you got all your buddies here.

Scarab Sages

Don't look at me. I'm just here because I've got money on this.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

What is it I'm supposed to be doing?


Come out of your little burrow and fight like a man!


taig wrote:

What is it I'm supposed to be doing?

You can do it!


taig wrote:

What is it I'm supposed to be doing?

Chewing the heads of rabbits you specieist bastard.

Scarab Sages

KICK HIS ASS!!!

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

George the Rabbit wrote:
taig wrote:

What is it I'm supposed to be doing?

Chewing the heads of rabbits you specieist bastard.

But I like rabbits! They're soooo cute!

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Some Random Dude wrote:
taig wrote:

What is it I'm supposed to be doing?

You can do it!

I'll do it!

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Dr. Dachshund wrote:
Come out of your little burrow and fight like a man!

OK, let me see if I can find rat poison, mutilating traps, and/or a gun. I'll get back to you.

RPG Superstar 2012

Aberzombie wrote:
KICK HIS ASS!!!

Whose? The rabbit's? Naw, I like him.

Grand Lodge

Dr. Dachshund wrote:
Come out of your little burrow and fight like a man!

Isn't that the kind of thing that turns a badger Dire?

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Scribbling Rambler wrote:
Dr. Dachshund wrote:
Come out of your little burrow and fight like a man!
Isn't that the kind of thing that turns a badger Dire?

Actually, a badger who uses puns is dire.

The Exchange

taig wrote:
Scribbling Rambler wrote:
Dr. Dachshund wrote:
Come out of your little burrow and fight like a man!
Isn't that the kind of thing that turns a badger Dire?

Actually, a badger who uses puns is dire.

What rhymes with dire? Fire, Sire, mire?

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Why're

Scarab Sages

Choir.

Badger of Action

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Whoah! I wander off with some of those nice ladies from the first page of the thread for one day, and I come back to find everyone fighting. Break it up, fellas--we got bigger grubs to munch. And ladies to entertain.

Spoiler:

Did I mention I'm a quarter tanuki, on my mother's side?

The Exchange

Mordimer Jones, Action Badger wrote:

Whoah! I wander off with some of those nice ladies from the first page of the thread for one day, and I come back to find everyone fighting. Break it up, fellas--we got bigger grubs to munch. And ladies to entertain.

** spoiler omitted **

So you have been known to wear big, straw hats and carry bottles of sake?

Scarab Sages

Mmmmmm.....sake.

Badger of Action

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Crimson Jester wrote:


So you have been known to wear big, straw hats and carry bottles of sake?

I inherited some fairly significant traits from my grandfather, but those aren't them.


Rrrrggg.

Contributor

The Hell?


F. Wesley Schneider wrote:
The Hell?

Nah, man... Mordimer is too damn hawt to be a gelugon, and too damn cool to be a pit fiend.

Scarab Sages

Bluebell Golden Nostrils wrote:
F. Wesley Schneider wrote:
The Hell?
Nah, man... Mordimer is too damn hawt to be a gelugon, and too damn cool to be a pit fiend.

Schneider's just jealous because he missed out on the limited edition, kung-fu grip Mordimer Jones action figure - with power missile attack and jetpack!

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