I like Stabby and Whippy. Best friends I ever had.
Um, someone asked me to come by?
*springs trap*
Hey, watch it! That costs money!
*springs second trap*
*Evades trap*
All I wanted was some truffles!
Reflex Save:
I see my insurance modifier pull me through.
Power Word: Blind.
Baa-ram-ewe... wait, how did I get here?
So are we just porting them in wholesale now?
*Bamf*
<Drops off a few more pigs>
*Bamf*
{looks around at porcine abundance} Has anyone seen Wilbur? He borrowed $50 for "child support for a hundred baby spiders", or so he claims... Personally, I think he dug up some magic "truffles" again.
You're stealing June Cleaver's pigs. better put them back where you found them before she shows up for a visit and who-knows-what-else.
You fool! You spoke the name of the beast! That'll summon her!
*retreats to his desk in the pit*
<Gets out mop and Xtra-Dooty™ sanitizer>
Poof!
I told you Ward, a real man would let me put it in his...
*looks around*
Oh... Where is this place that I find myself?
Hey! What are you doing with those pigs?! I need them for... pig purposes...
LoL! I'm such a snitch.
I always thought you were more of a bludger.
Poof!
I told you Ward, a real man would let me put it in his...
OH SWEET UNMERCIFUL DEMOGORGON MY EYES WILL NEVER HEAL
I'M A GODS-DAMNED SLAAD FROM THE ABYSS AND I'VE STILL NOT SEEN SUCH HORRORS
She's kinda cute...
She's kinda cute...
I like you. Let's do something kinky like change each other's colostomy bags.
She's kinda cute...I like you. Let's do something kinky like change each other's colostomy bags.
I don't have a colostomy bag, but I'd be willing to get one.
What the f+$!...
Didn't we used to have a bouncer?
Give me some beer and I'm all yours. That didn't come out quite right, did it?
What the f&+#...
Didn't we used to have a bouncer?
The demon we invited over for wine and cheese ate him. If I remember correctly, he complimented us on our "unusual blood cheese".
*raises his gaze and use his detect evil paladin ability on June Cleaver. He flinches and staggers back...*
Lords of Justice! You're aura! Jeezus! The pain in my head..., Where's that flask of 90 proof vodka..?"
*raises his gaze and use his detect evil paladin ability on June Cleaver. He flinches and staggers back...*
Lords of Justice! You're aura! Jeezus! The pain in my head..., Where's that flask of 90 proof vodka..?"
I have some Lemorian Rotgut in my desk, best I can offer. It even really rots your gut. Though being a paladin that won't be as much an issue for you, what with the disease immunity and all...
I'll get the shot glasses, yeeesssss.
*raises his gaze and use his detect evil paladin ability on June Cleaver. He flinches and staggers back...*
Lords of Justice! You're aura! Jeezus! The pain in my head..., Where's that flask of 90 proof vodka..?"
I have some Lemorian Rotgut in my desk, best I can offer. It even really rots your gut. Though being a paladin that won't be as much an issue for you, what with the disease immunity and all...
I'll get the shot glasses, yeeesssss.
I hope so. I'd hate to see how this stuff comes the proverbial back door.
*swallows a shot*
Bran muffin?
*dances convulsively on top of a piano*
Wooooo! Shake it, baby!
*shakes her proboscis*
Are you sure this is a celestial thread? Something seems...off...here.
*plucks out his eyeballs*
*drops them in the shotglass*
*fills shotglass*
*drinks*
*shakes head vigorously*
*eyes pop back into place*
That's a little better. Amazing what a good shot will do for scarred vision, yeeessss.
Now I just have to make sure not to turn around and look toward the piano, nnnooooo.
Now I know why!!!!
Wow, haven't seen a St. Vitas Dance like that since Kevin Bacon got into the moonshine Microwave brewed in the radiator on the back porch.
Now I know why!!!!
*fades in silently*
For red eyes, try Clear Eyes. It removes redness and has ingredients that moisturize. Wooooooow.
*fades out*
Anyone else want a bran muffin?
Anyone else want a bran muffin?
Last time I had one, it didn't turn out well.
It's not like you started Armageddon or anything.
*follows another shot of Vodka-mixed Holy Water*
I'm gonna call that the Holy Moses.
*swallows another shot*
Hmm, I'll take a shot of that.
*Makes Gentlemen Nurn a Holy Moses and slides the shot glass across thetable. Makes one for June Cleaver too*
*takes a shot of holy water*
*vomits a slain mohrg*
Mmm. Spicy.