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Rats! You got my TOTP!

Scarab Sages

Crimson Jester wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:


And that third chocie, we used to call the 'slackers' back in the day. I dunno what the new moniker is. Usually hung out in the smoking area (yes, I am old enough that you could get a signed slip from your parents you could smoke in a special area on high school property).

Wait...what?!?! What was the smoking age?

I am old enough that I used to walk down to the corner store to buy cigarettes for my parents with a note, but I've never heard of being able to smoke in high school with your parent's permission. On an airplane? Of course! In the delivery room? Sure, why not! At high school? Only in the teacher's lounge.

I swear that all my teachers smoked.

I remember having a hallway that was set up with a tarp covering the entrance, thats where everyone went to smoke during breaks between classes. That and the entrance on the other end of the hallway.

Our designated smoking place was across the street and down the road about a block and a half at an unused lot. Actually I think that they still have the same designated smoking area. I always found it especially amusing during the warm Chicago winters.

The Exchange

Studpuffin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

(:{~

Colonel Sanders

-:>3
Chicken

}:>~
Dragon

=|:->
Abe Lincoln

I seem to be very bored.

I shall try to be more entertaining.

Dresden files

Boo, I can't watch at work. :(

My comment about boredom isn't directed at FAWTL, just to make things clear. It's directed at the lack of engaging things here at work.

Well you can always do fun things to mess with your coworkers heads. Hold the phone up to your head and talk very loudly about how you will not spy on 'him' and you don't care how much money the NSA is willing to pay. stuff like that.

:)

Then very quietly go on about " are you sure that it will clean up any evidence? what about the body? hhmmm"

Sovereign Court

Studpuffin wrote:
My comment about boredom isn't directed at FAWTL, just to make things clear. It's directed at the lack of engaging things here at work.

Did you finish my TPS reports yet?

Scarab Sages

Callous Jack wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
My comment about boredom isn't directed at FAWTL, just to make things clear. It's directed at the lack of engaging things here at work.
Did you finish my TPS reports yet?

You did get the memo, didn't you?


Crimson Jester wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

(:{~

Colonel Sanders

-:>3
Chicken

}:>~
Dragon

=|:->
Abe Lincoln

I seem to be very bored.

I shall try to be more entertaining.

Dresden files

Boo, I can't watch at work. :(

My comment about boredom isn't directed at FAWTL, just to make things clear. It's directed at the lack of engaging things here at work.

Well you can always do fun things to mess with your coworkers heads. Hold the phone up to your head and talk very loudly about how you will not spy on 'him' and you don't care how much money the NSA is willing to pay. stuff like that.

:)

Then very quietly go on about " are you sure that it will clean up any evidence? what about the body? hhmmm"

~Laughter~

Scarab Sages

sniff

I smell fresh troll around here somewhere.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Oh, man, it's because I came back, isn't it? :S

Scarab Sages

Crimson Jester wrote:

Well you can always do fun things to mess with your coworkers heads. Hold the phone up to your head and talk very loudly about how you will not spy on 'him' and you don't care how much money the NSA is willing to pay. stuff like that.

:)

Then very quietly go on about " are you sure that it will clean up any evidence? what about the body? hhmmm"

A friend of mine used to work at Home Depot and would mess with some of them there. He'd call up.

"Do you have really good cleaning stuff?"
"Yes"
"I mean really good."
"Yes"
"Will it clean up blood?"
"... yes"
"I mean a lot of blood. How about a lot of blood in hard to get places like a trunk..."

Sovereign Court

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
My comment about boredom isn't directed at FAWTL, just to make things clear. It's directed at the lack of engaging things here at work.
Did you finish my TPS reports yet?
You did get the memo, didn't you?

I hope it has a coversheet.

Scarab Sages

Aberzombie wrote:

sniff

I smell fresh troll around here somewhere.

Oh where? Should I be looking at Sebastian's recent posts?

Liberty's Edge

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:

Well you can always do fun things to mess with your coworkers heads. Hold the phone up to your head and talk very loudly about how you will not spy on 'him' and you don't care how much money the NSA is willing to pay. stuff like that.

:)

Then very quietly go on about " are you sure that it will clean up any evidence? what about the body? hhmmm"

A friend of mine used to work at Home Depot and would mess with some of them there. He'd call up.

"Do you have really good cleaning stuff?"
"Yes"
"I mean really good."
"Yes"
"Will it clean up blood?"
"... yes"
"I mean a lot of blood. How about a lot of blood in hard to get places like a trunk..."

My sister used to call Wal-Greens (kind of like a CVS if you don't have them around). She'd ask them:

"Do you have edible underwear in children's sizes?"

The responses tended to be:

"Uh, let me go check."

Scarab Sages

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Oh where? Should I be looking at Sebastian's recent posts?

Naah, I don't think the pony's around at the moment.

Sovereign Court

Aberzombie wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Oh where? Should I be looking at Sebastian's recent posts?
Naah, I don't think the pony's around at the moment.

Oh good, let's make up some rumors to spread about him.

Silver Crusade

Callous Jack wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Oh where? Should I be looking at Sebastian's recent posts?
Naah, I don't think the pony's around at the moment.
Oh good, let's make up some rumors to spread about him.

I heard he eats babies.

Scarab Sages

Celestial Healer wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Oh where? Should I be looking at Sebastian's recent posts?
Naah, I don't think the pony's around at the moment.
Oh good, let's make up some rumors to spread about him.
I heard he eats babies.

But that's not made up. That's true.

Silver Crusade

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Oh where? Should I be looking at Sebastian's recent posts?
Naah, I don't think the pony's around at the moment.
Oh good, let's make up some rumors to spread about him.
I heard he eats babies.
But that's not made up. That's true.

Oh, right.

This might be difficult, then...

Silver Crusade

I'm headed out. Take care all!

The Exchange

a friend of mine used to "Can I help you" on them.

he would say, "Can you help me? CAN YOU HELP ME? No you can't help me." and then walk off. The looks on their faces made it worth while.

He was also known once to open a can of tomato sauce and drip a little in a path to a bathroom. Looks like blood from a distance.

The Exchange

Studpuffin wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
alleynbard wrote:
taig wrote:

Oops, one more thing. I noticed that we are considered the "cool kids" of the boards. How weird is that?

So I read.

Though CJ won't let me into the clubhouse, so I must not be a part of the "cool kids". I suspect his reluctance has something to do with my stunning good looks. ;)

Cool kids versus hot kids... FIGHT!
What if you're both?
You have to fight yourself.

I would so whoop my ass.


Moorluck wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
alleynbard wrote:
taig wrote:

Oops, one more thing. I noticed that we are considered the "cool kids" of the boards. How weird is that?

So I read.

Though CJ won't let me into the clubhouse, so I must not be a part of the "cool kids". I suspect his reluctance has something to do with my stunning good looks. ;)

Cool kids versus hot kids... FIGHT!
What if you're both?
You have to fight yourself.
I would so whoop my ass.

You wanna try it and see, Bug boy?


Taig, no.

I think the zombie smells chicken troll.

If you wanted to know anymore, you'd have to seek me elsewhere.

The Exchange

Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
alleynbard wrote:
taig wrote:

Oops, one more thing. I noticed that we are considered the "cool kids" of the boards. How weird is that?

So I read.

Though CJ won't let me into the clubhouse, so I must not be a part of the "cool kids". I suspect his reluctance has something to do with my stunning good looks. ;)

Cool kids versus hot kids... FIGHT!
What if you're both?
You have to fight yourself.
I would so whoop my ass.
You wanna try it and see, Bug boy?

B&@@+, please. I brought you into these boards, I can damn sure take you out of 'em too. AND make another alias that looks just like you.


Moorluck wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
alleynbard wrote:
taig wrote:

Oops, one more thing. I noticed that we are considered the "cool kids" of the boards. How weird is that?

So I read.

Though CJ won't let me into the clubhouse, so I must not be a part of the "cool kids". I suspect his reluctance has something to do with my stunning good looks. ;)

Cool kids versus hot kids... FIGHT!
What if you're both?
You have to fight yourself.
I would so whoop my ass.
You wanna try it and see, Bug boy?
b&~&&, please. I brought you into these boards, I can damn sure take you out of 'em too. AND make another alias that looks just like you.

You and what army? I know your every move, you wouldn't last two seconds.

The Exchange

gp


Hey... Moorluck... buddy. Sit down. Have a nice tumbler of Bushmills 1608, neat. (Actually, I always serve it with a few drops of boiling water.)

The Exchange

Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
alleynbard wrote:
taig wrote:

Oops, one more thing. I noticed that we are considered the "cool kids" of the boards. How weird is that?

So I read.

Though CJ won't let me into the clubhouse, so I must not be a part of the "cool kids". I suspect his reluctance has something to do with my stunning good looks. ;)

Cool kids versus hot kids... FIGHT!
What if you're both?
You have to fight yourself.
I would so whoop my ass.
You wanna try it and see, Bug boy?
b&~&&, please. I brought you into these boards, I can damn sure take you out of 'em too. AND make another alias that looks just like you.
You and what army? I know your every move, you wouldn't last two seconds.

Oh? Well you got one part of that right, TWO SECONDS!!

~Kicks self in groin, then follows through with a straight heel to jaw before putting self in a clutch and driving knee to own face.~


Moorluck wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
alleynbard wrote:
taig wrote:

Oops, one more thing. I noticed that we are considered the "cool kids" of the boards. How weird is that?

So I read.

Though CJ won't let me into the clubhouse, so I must not be a part of the "cool kids". I suspect his reluctance has something to do with my stunning good looks. ;)

Cool kids versus hot kids... FIGHT!
What if you're both?
You have to fight yourself.
I would so whoop my ass.
You wanna try it and see, Bug boy?
b&~&&, please. I brought you into these boards, I can damn sure take you out of 'em too. AND make another alias that looks just like you.
You and what army? I know your every move, you wouldn't last two seconds.

Oh? Well you got one part of that right, TWO SECONDS!!

~Kicks self in groin, then follows through with a straight heel to jaw before putting self in a clutch and driving knee to own face.~

SONOFA..!!! OK! OK! I give, I win Ok.

Not fair though, I cheated.

~Crawls off to plan self revenge.~

Scarab Sages

Moorluck wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
alleynbard wrote:
taig wrote:

Oops, one more thing. I noticed that we are considered the "cool kids" of the boards. How weird is that?

So I read.

Though CJ won't let me into the clubhouse, so I must not be a part of the "cool kids". I suspect his reluctance has something to do with my stunning good looks. ;)

Cool kids versus hot kids... FIGHT!
What if you're both?
You have to fight yourself.
I would so whoop my ass.
You wanna try it and see, Bug boy?
b&~&&, please. I brought you into these boards, I can damn sure take you out of 'em too. AND make another alias that looks just like you.
You and what army? I know your every move, you wouldn't last two seconds.

Oh? Well you got one part of that right, TWO SECONDS!!

~Kicks self in groin, then follows through with a straight heel to jaw before putting self in a clutch and driving knee to own face.~

Hey Solnes -- Take Pics -- QUICK!

The Exchange

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Hey... Moorluck... buddy. Sit down. Have a nice tumbler of Bushmills 1608, neat. (Actually, I always serve it with a few drops of boiling water.)

Now that I shut my loud mouth up, I think I will relax. I know I was kinda rough on me, but sometimes it's all guys like me will understand. :P

The Exchange

So now that I got my insanity out, how is everyone?

The Exchange

Well I better run to the dump before they close.

Glad to have you back Taig! :)

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Hey, Moorluck!

Have fun at the dump?

The Exchange

taig wrote:

Hey, Moorluck!

Have fun at the dump?

Is that possible? Taking a trip to the dump or rather taking a dump...is that fun in anyway?


Patrick Curtin wrote:
Good to hear it man! A spot is open in the two PbPs if you ever feel the urge to return Greep and Billy Ray...

Aw, c'mon Niel! I miss Billy Ray. You said he was simple to play, but there's depth in them there hills.

- An AJ fan


Moorluck wrote:
So now that I got my insanity out, how is everyone?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....

Hon, I'm pretty sure that was but the tip of the iceberg. ;P


The one downside to watercolors is the annoying necessity to wait for paint to dry before adding the next layer of color.

It had been way too long since I last put brush to paper though. I'm glad I finally got over my artistic insecurity enough to do so today.


So when does the mini-con start, and who else besides me and SP are left out? *snif snif*


There will be no Mairkurion at MC.

Liberty's Edge

niel wrote:
PC Monkey wrote:

niel wrote:

PC Monkey wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Awww... but I don't wanna be a "cool kid"...

So you're part of the emo crowd then?

No, if that was the case he would say, 'I wanna be different, just like all my friends.'

Third choice- I donwanna be da cool kid- toooo much work.

Niel! Buddy! How are you! Good to see you posting up!

And that third chocie, we used to call the 'slackers' back in the day. I dunno what the new moniker is. Usually hung out in the smoking area (yes, I am old enough that you could get a signed slip from your parents you could smoke in a special area on high school property).

Hi Patrick. Yeah, my health is much better. I due for the 1st anniversery check-up of the BMT in a couple of weeks and all signs are good.

And I remember the smoking area. I wasn't cool enough to hang there- this was before slackers. I played D&D in the Chem lab with the nerds.

We've had slackers in Texas (CotSG) for, like, ever ;)


Of course I seem to be spending my breaks on applying first aid. Sigh. My kid is such a klutz. And has zero pain tolerance. But wow can he scream. :/

(He's fine. He cut his hand when he picked up a piece of broken glass. Which I told him not to do, so I don't feel that bad for him. And then he smacked himself in the face with a stick and has a scrape on his nose. It's a good thing I'm very calm about these things cause he freaks out enough for ten people.)

The Exchange

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
There will be no Mairkurion at MC.

Neither will I. Sniffles~

Dark Archive

Treppa wrote:
So when does the mini-con start, and who else besides me and SP are left out? *snif snif*

Jumps up and down, waving his hands.

OHHH!!! RIGHT HERE!!!!


lynora wrote:

Of course I seem to be spending my breaks on applying first aid. Sigh. My kid is such a klutz. And has zero pain tolerance. But wow can he scream. :/

(He's fine. He cut his hand when he picked up a piece of broken glass. Which I told him not to do, so I don't feel that bad for him. And then he smacked himself in the face with a stick and has a scrape on his nose. It's a good thing I'm very calm about these things cause he freaks out enough for ten people.)

Aww that sux. I got a cranky kid howling today. Dipping in and out if anyone's wondering. Don't know if I'll havr much time on tonight

*blink*

The Exchange

Treppa wrote:
So when does the mini-con start, and who else besides me and SP are left out? *snif snif*

Woody, Uri, Sharoth, and Shiny will be here tomorrow. Taig is comong in Friday. Sadly not everyone we wish could join us could, but we are indeed ready for our Paizo family visit.


Mac Boyce wrote:
Treppa wrote:
So when does the mini-con start, and who else besides me and SP are left out? *snif snif*

Jumps up and down, waving his hands.

OHHH!!! RIGHT HERE!!!!

*blink*

Ditto. My wife said maybe next year we could try Paizocon, but the logistics are kinda bad with the handicapped kidling (we don't really trust residential facilities anymore :/)

*blink*

The Exchange

lynora wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
So now that I got my insanity out, how is everyone?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....

Hon, I'm pretty sure that was but the tip of the iceberg. ;P

No, I'm pretty sure my battle against the gator earlier this week takes the crazy cake. :P

The Exchange

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
There will be no Mairkurion at MC.

Sad. :(

The Exchange

Mac Boyce wrote:
Treppa wrote:
So when does the mini-con start, and who else besides me and SP are left out? *snif snif*

Jumps up and down, waving his hands.

OHHH!!! RIGHT HERE!!!!

Also sad. :(

Dark Archive

Moorluck wrote:
Treppa wrote:
So when does the mini-con start, and who else besides me and SP are left out? *snif snif*
Woody, Uri, Sharoth, and Shiny will be here tomorrow. Taig is comong in Friday. Sadly not everyone we wish could join us could, but we are indeed ready for our Paizo family visit.

That's probably a good thing if you think about it. I think if we all got together at once, Armageddon would start or something.

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