I guess he felt intimidated by the pretty half elf!
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She's just jealous of her alternate versions.
For you, Kiani!!! Wenches and Mead
GoatToucher is banned for not knowing that I am the son of a wealthy merchant (even if it hasn't been mentioned before). And all the Mustakrakish' crew is banned for not seducing me often enough!
See? He understands! And Kiani, I'm not disappointing, but you no longer have eyes for more than one person, and that's not me... It's you who's laying to waste. You're becoming formal!
Talking about children, girls? I knew you were getting serious!
Uhm... wait... You will invite your fictional daughter too, right? She's hot!
Calm down, Sandara, don't be pissed, I am the one getting the worse part here! Stop making me look like I was weak willed or something, what happened to me could have happened to anyone else.
I have already been harassed by jellyfishes of all sizes and colors. I have been swallowed by an anemone... twice.
Don't apologize! It was more fun like that! She was too squishy, she needed some advantage.
We're out of rum, but we have beer, captain! Minions, straight ahead!
Oh, yes! Fox does it again! Krell-whatever was just overwhelmed by my superior skill! He never knew what was hitting him, it was WHAM! and he was dead!
Kiani, that's gross! And Sandara is the real undead lover! Remember Whalebone Pilk!
Sorry, man, but I'm of the «bros before hoes» kind, and there are too many hoes in your post. The next poster lives up to another motto.
Nope. We are just happy.
Old fashioned Sandara Quinn! Who would have thought that! The whole idea of marriage is offensive to me.
Even if Zeboim had protected Sandara, the one who kidnapped her was one of her followers too! Do you mean that Zeboim did this just to get us to kill one of her followers? Hard to believe. I'd rather think that she didn't have anything to do with it.
I sabotaged your file. You had me receiving lashes all the time!
Why are you making me look like I was doing nothing but receiving lashes? I have to say that I had never been on a ship before, I was new to the job.
Meanwhile Darren was having fun in the kitchen and Kiani was making friends with everybody. The world is not fair. Anyway, my life was much better now than among the Dark Knights. Pirates can be a good folk.
He had a comfy hammock, free food and he did nothing but drink his ass with Kroop all day! It was paradise for him! Meanwhile I was receiving lashes everyday and you were harassed by Plugg and his cronies! He doesn't deserve all the luck that he has!
*Replaces Kiani's regular rum with rum rations from The Wormwood Mutiny*
So I'd rather stay with my dancing teacher and get rid of my useless couple. Moral standard: The early bird catches the worm.
You are asking for it, Watersinger: A Song of Water and Water.
. Was that me? I have an identity crisis.
The nereid lost her shawl to me and now she wants me dead! The next poster has lost more than that in a bar game.
He made fun of me! Let's see who has the last laugh when I have my revenge! I made my version of the «pie in the face» joke: Lasagna in the face! And it has just come out from the oven! *Cocky laugh* The next poster ate the lasagna while I was searching Jokey.
I used to. Then an aboleth covered me in slime and now I cannot even breathe. My ship mates say it's permanent and that I'm going to grow scales and be changed into something slimy and creepy. I think they are joking, they are always joking, tell me they are joking!!! The next poster keeps the joke going on. |