Drejk |
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A brief update to the university rules.
My first thought? They should put the cap at one microgram of antimatter.
1 gram? That's 42 kT explosion waiting to happen.
gran rey de los mono |
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gran rey de los mono wrote:A brief update to the university rules.My first thought? They should put the cap at one microgram of antimatter.
1 gram? That's 42 kT explosion waiting to happen.
Let's be honest, they probably shouldn't let college kids - especially human ones - to have any antimatter.
Woran |
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Drejk wrote:Let's be honest, they probably shouldn't let college kids - especially human ones - to have any antimatter.gran rey de los mono wrote:A brief update to the university rules.My first thought? They should put the cap at one microgram of antimatter.
1 gram? That's 42 kT explosion waiting to happen.
Star trek has taught me that responsible adults shouldnt have it either.
Celestial Healer |
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Anyone want to know what goes on in my brain? No? Too bad! I'm gonna tell you anyways!!
Now, I don't generally remember my dreams. At most I may have a brief sensation of something fleeting, like remembering that the dream had something to do with sunflowers. Even that is fairly uncommon. Like, once or twice a month. Today however, I awoke remembering some of the dream I was having.
I was eating spaghetti. Had a big bowl of it, tomato sauce, meatballs made from a mix of beef and Italian sausage, grated parmesan cheese. You know, the usual. But for some reason I was using a plastic fork to eat it with. Or rather, a long series of plastic forks. Every time I would take a bite, the tines of the fork would break off in my mouth. Did I spit them out? No. Did they hurt? Yeah, a bit. But I would just crunch them up and swallow them along with the spaghetti. Then I would throw away the handle, grab a new fork, and take the next bite. I remember thinking "These forks suck! They break so easily. But at least the add some good texture to the spaghetti!"
Then I woke up and wondered what the f&@# was going on.
I just assumed this was a Yelp review for Sbarro.
Drejk |
gran rey de los mono wrote:Star trek has taught me that responsible adults shouldnt have it either.Drejk wrote:Let's be honest, they probably shouldn't let college kids - especially human ones - to have any antimatter.gran rey de los mono wrote:A brief update to the university rules.My first thought? They should put the cap at one microgram of antimatter.
1 gram? That's 42 kT explosion waiting to happen.
Wait... There were responsible adults in Star Trek?!
Woran |
Woran wrote:Wait... There were responsible adults in Star Trek?!gran rey de los mono wrote:Star trek has taught me that responsible adults shouldnt have it either.Drejk wrote:Let's be honest, they probably shouldn't let college kids - especially human ones - to have any antimatter.gran rey de los mono wrote:A brief update to the university rules.My first thought? They should put the cap at one microgram of antimatter.
1 gram? That's 42 kT explosion waiting to happen.
Tuvok was just a victim of circumstance. And teleporters.
Dr. Ms. Frankenslaad |
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Excerpt from a short story written as a guide to aliens for dealing with humans:
"Lawyers: If you see a human lawyer, run. If a human lawyer sees you, run faster. If a human lawyer is against you in a court case, give up before your sentence gets worse. If you see a human running away from something, it's probably a lawyer that they're running away from. Try to keep up. If caught by a human lawyer, attempt to do as little action as possible. If you don't provide them any stimulus they'll typically entertain themselves by filing petabytes of lawsuits on your behalf regarding particulates in the air instead of something worse. No sudden movements."
So you're saying the best way to make my bulette even more deadly is to hybridize it with a lawyer?
Hmmm. The lawyer shouldn't be a problem, but finding a bulette with mating standards that low may be tricky.
All Yesterday's Parties |
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Naked, Came I. Memoirs of a Succubus. The best book title I've ever come up with.
Naked, Came She. Penthouse Letters Memoirs of a Wildshaping Druid.
captain yesterday |
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captain yesterday wrote:Have you ever considering burying a plastic skeleton just below the bedding sand?Day two of laying pavers.
4 pallets down, 32 pallets to go!
a plastic skeleton?
I'll have you know, I'm a professional, nothing but all natural materials on this project.
whacks burlap sack in the trunk with a shovel.
gran rey de los mono |
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From a story on humans asking dumb questions:
"Why are we barred from the Iirbi system?"
"Because they are telepathic, and the last one who met one of your species without psychic shielding started clawing his own eyes out while quietly muttering “Tentacles don’t go there" over and over again. And they shouldn’t have to carry psychic shielding on their own planet just because you’re all perverts."
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captain yesterday wrote:Could be worse. There are probably fewer mosquitos and other bugs.gran rey de los mono wrote:Then, boy, are you in the wrong state.It's almost May, it's supposed to be fluctuating wildly between 50-85 degrees, not fluctuating wildly between 25-45 degrees.
Mosquitoes and bugs mostly leave me alone and I found a scentless bug spray that works really good in case they don't.
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gran rey de los mono wrote:Mosquitoes and bugs mostly leave me alone and I found a scentless bug spray that works really good in case they don't.captain yesterday wrote:Could be worse. There are probably fewer mosquitos and other bugs.gran rey de los mono wrote:Then, boy, are you in the wrong state.It's almost May, it's supposed to be fluctuating wildly between 50-85 degrees, not fluctuating wildly between 25-45 degrees.
Lucky you.
Now get off my lawn.
lisamarlene |
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Drejk wrote:Okay, you just slammed your face into the keyboard a couple of times, didn't you?lisamarlene wrote:Wszystkiego Najlepszego!Woran wrote:ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAYHappy Birthday, Woran!
This is why the number one pickup line in Polish bars is, "Hey baby, can I buy you a vowel?"
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Drejk wrote:Not to me :Dgran rey de los mono wrote:Does that look like Dutch to you?!Drejk wrote:Okay, you just slammed your face into the keyboard a couple of times, didn't you?lisamarlene wrote:Wszystkiego Najlepszego!Woran wrote:ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAYHappy Birthday, Woran!
Kinda does to me.