Text from a friend: What are you doing?
Me: Laying down pavers
Friend: Doesn't that hurt your knees?
Me: No, that's why I'm the one laying pavers
Friend ( who is 13 days older than me): F*#@ that, I'm getting too old for that!
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It hurts my knees thinking about it.
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I suspect my years of perching in trees is helpful.
Who knew there would that much crossover between hiding from my brothers and construction.
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A brief update to the university rules.
My first thought? They should put the cap at one microgram of antimatter.
1 gram? That's 42 kT explosion waiting to happen.
Now I see that was also pointed out in the comments.
Snow today. I've checked two forecasts. One says 1-3 inches, the other says .5-1 inch. I know which one I prefer.
And it isn't the one that Freehold is rooting for.
I'm rooting for the room party snow!
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Let's be honest, they probably shouldn't let college kids - especially human ones - to have any antimatter.A brief update to the university rules.My first thought? They should put the cap at one microgram of antimatter.
1 gram? That's 42 kT explosion waiting to happen.
Star trek has taught me that responsible adults shouldnt have it either.
I learned I can easily balance 6 pavers in one hand.
Can you juggle them?
I cannot juggle.
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No, though coworker is ICPI certified.
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Book recommendation:
So You Created a Wormhole: The Time Traveler's Guide to Time Travel by Phil Hornshaw and Nick Hurwitch.
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Secrets of a World-Class Procrastinator, a book I'm going to write eventually.
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Is there anything more irritating than a meeting host who gets through the entire agenda ahead of schedule and then says, "Well, since we have 20 minutes left let me show you some other stuff..."
No.
You finished your agenda. Shut up and hang up.
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Naked, Came I. Memoirs of a Succubus. The best book title I've ever come up with.
Hello, everyone.
Not feeling well, today.
Hey John. Im not either, but I at least know why.
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Anyone want to know what goes on in my brain? No? Too bad! I'm gonna tell you anyways!!
Now, I don't generally remember my dreams. At most I may have a brief sensation of something fleeting, like remembering that the dream had something to do with sunflowers. Even that is fairly uncommon. Like, once or twice a month. Today however, I awoke remembering some of the dream I was having.
I was eating spaghetti. Had a big bowl of it, tomato sauce, meatballs made from a mix of beef and Italian sausage, grated parmesan cheese. You know, the usual. But for some reason I was using a plastic fork to eat it with. Or rather, a long series of plastic forks. Every time I would take a bite, the tines of the fork would break off in my mouth. Did I spit them out? No. Did they hurt? Yeah, a bit. But I would just crunch them up and swallow them along with the spaghetti. Then I would throw away the handle, grab a new fork, and take the next bite. I remember thinking "These forks suck! They break so easily. But at least the add some good texture to the spaghetti!"
Then I woke up and wondered what the f&@# was going on.
I just assumed this was a Yelp review for Sbarro.
Star trek has taught me that responsible adults shouldnt have it either.Let's be honest, they probably shouldn't let college kids - especially human ones - to have any antimatter.A brief update to the university rules.My first thought? They should put the cap at one microgram of antimatter.
1 gram? That's 42 kT explosion waiting to happen.
Wait... There were responsible adults in Star Trek?!
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Wait... There were responsible adults in Star Trek?!Star trek has taught me that responsible adults shouldnt have it either.Let's be honest, they probably shouldn't let college kids - especially human ones - to have any antimatter.A brief update to the university rules.My first thought? They should put the cap at one microgram of antimatter.
1 gram? That's 42 kT explosion waiting to happen.
Tuvok was just a victim of circumstance. And teleporters.
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Excerpt from a short story written as a guide to aliens for dealing with humans:
"Lawyers: If you see a human lawyer, run. If a human lawyer sees you, run faster. If a human lawyer is against you in a court case, give up before your sentence gets worse. If you see a human running away from something, it's probably a lawyer that they're running away from. Try to keep up. If caught by a human lawyer, attempt to do as little action as possible. If you don't provide them any stimulus they'll typically entertain themselves by filing petabytes of lawsuits on your behalf regarding particulates in the air instead of something worse. No sudden movements."
So you're saying the best way to make my bulette even more deadly is to hybridize it with a lawyer?
Hmmm. The lawyer shouldn't be a problem, but finding a bulette with mating standards that low may be tricky.
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Naked, Came I. Memoirs of a Succubus. The best book title I've ever come up with.
Naked, Came She. Penthouse Letters Memoirs of a Wildshaping Druid.
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Day two of laying pavers.
4 pallets down, 32 pallets to go!
Have you ever considering burying a plastic skeleton just below the bedding sand?
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Have you ever considering burying a plastic skeleton just below the bedding sand?Day two of laying pavers.
4 pallets down, 32 pallets to go!
a plastic skeleton?
I'll have you know, I'm a professional, nothing but all natural materials on this project.
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Another day with cold weather, I'm kind of getting sick of this b~!*%%+~ to be honest.
Happy birthday Woran!
Happy Da Birth anniversary!
ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY
Happy Birthday, Woran!
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Then, boy, are you in the wrong state.
It's almost May, it's supposed to be fluctuating wildly between 50-85 degrees, not fluctuating wildly between 25-45 degrees.
ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY
Happy Stay off the grass day!!
Now, get off my lawn.
Could be worse. There are probably fewer mosquitos and other bugs.Then, boy, are you in the wrong state.It's almost May, it's supposed to be fluctuating wildly between 50-85 degrees, not fluctuating wildly between 25-45 degrees.
Mosquitoes and bugs mostly leave me alone and I found a scentless bug spray that works really good in case they don't.
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ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAYHappy Birthday, Woran!
Wszystkiego Najlepszego!
Habby natal day, Woran!
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Okay, you just slammed your face into the keyboard a couple of times, didn't you?Wszystkiego Najlepszego!ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAYHappy Birthday, Woran!
This is why the number one pickup line in Polish bars is, "Hey baby, can I buy you a vowel?"
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Okay, you just slammed your face into the keyboard a couple of times, didn't you?Wszystkiego Najlepszego!ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAYHappy Birthday, Woran!
Does that look like Dutch to you?!
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Another day with cold weather, I'm kind of getting sick of this b~&%!+#~ to be honest.
Meanwhile, we are counting on the days until we escape the heat.
Eight. Eight days.
ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY
Yay! Happy birthday!!