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Jason, I have recently decided that I need an android sniper girl with a rail gun rifle in my life. I just got an email shilling Dead Vault Descent and the upcoming Aethera campaign setting. What can you tell me about the tech contained therein? I need a HUD. And a surveillance drone. It has been a couple weeks since I have needed your legendary customer service. Sell me.

Welp, looks like you got me next week too.

Jason, I once again require your Legendary Customer Service. Please check your mail. Thanks.

Hey Forrest. Just checked out your patreon and I've got a quick question. Any work being done on UnSoulknives? If there was a timetable that is something I could get on board with.

Jason, your website hates me. I just ordered Doomguard and recieved a purchase receipt, but no download link. Please check your email.

Fellfire wrote:

That is a sexy cover you got on the Doomguard there. It was not on my list of priorities, but I might need a look.

That's what Liz said. Sexy half-orc beefcake for the cover? CHECK!

Look at the size of that cod-piece! Is it true what they say about half-orcs?

Agreed. Equal benefit, if any, could be achieved by biting their own fingernails, or perhaps a large bowl of Jell-O.

I love pangolins! They are also the world's most illegally trafficked mammal.

Do you own one?

Polacantus, nodosaur, ankylosaur. Boring overgrown armored sheeps. Does anybody love the armadillo or the pangolin? The meatosaurus' is where it's at.

That is a sexy cover you got on the Doomguard there. It was not on my list of priorities, but I might need a look.

Another excellent, and long overdue (sorry End, you're the man), review for Legendary Assassins. Congrats to you and the team.

Seems alright now. It was unavailable, for me, throughout the afternoon. Thanks.

Jason, your website seems to be down.

Jason, how long before I can get my special advance copy of LK2?

I can confirm this. Extremely helpful. Timely too.

Fellfire wrote:

Chris Lambertz wrote:

I've since kicked it back into place. Apologies for the inconvenience all!

Might I suggest kicking it a little more gently?

Might want to double check the post times on posts before you reply. That particular post was posted Jun 20, 2016, 12:52 pm.

This thread got necro'd from the last time this happened.

Humor much?

I've since kicked it back into place. Apologies for the inconvenience all!

Might I suggest kicking it a little more gently?

Thanks, Rysky. That explains my lack of. Sadly, I do not own a nex-gen system yet, but that looks pretty hot. What a great job it must be where playing video games and reading comics can be considered research.

Madokar Valortouched wrote:

Fellfire wrote:

I would say, yes. Lycanthropy is extremely virulent. It can be transmitted through sexual contact.

Where did you get that from?

Probably Laurell K. Hamilton.

I believe it was Van Richten's Guide to Werebeasts which I still consider the go to source for all things lycanthrope.

I would like to see Paizo wheedle, cajole, purchase or beat the rights for Age of Worms out of wotsee.

One sure way to end up with an irate player at your table is to mess with their ill-gotten gains, particularly if you are singling out one character. Bad idea.

Glad I saw this thread and I hope it does not get locked. I seek suggestions on how to tastefully and respectfully roleplay an effeminate male homosexual character without being offensive or overly flamboyant.