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Freehold DM wrote:
Can I get matter eater lad too?

No, I'm sorry, my dog at his character sheet.


LOSH President FhDM wrote:
Evil Twin of Eileen wrote:

Guess who's now in control of the entire Legion of Super-Heroes!

"As for "other areas", Your on your own. You might want to lock the door if you planning on Ahem...finishing!

Slams door in Freehold DM face!

But..but..but...I'm just the President, not the leader. All you have now is the right to sign the checks.

If you thought Adventure Comics Saturn Girl was an "Ice Maiden" wait till you get a load of me. He...He....

THUS WE HAVE THE TRUE ORIGIN OF THE LEGION OF SUPER-VILLAINS....FREEHOLD DM WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD BY A PRETTY FACE WITH A NINE-O-TAILS....AND THAT'S ALL IT TOOK.

Sigh! With heroes like him its no wonder the Legion comic has come and gone over the past 50 years.

ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!


Guess who's now in control of the entire Legion of Super-Heroes!

"As for "other areas", Your on your own. You might want to lock the door if you planning on Ahem...finishing!

Slams door in Freehold DM face!


LOSH President FhDM wrote:
Evil Twin of Eileen wrote:
LOSH President FhDM wrote:
EileenProphetofIstus wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
I am looking forward to not one but two Legion comics a month. I didn't get too much into the Adventure Comics one, as I am not generally a fan of remakes(loved the Guyver one, tho) but I did pick up a few issues.

You realize Freehold DM, that its our thread right here that made these sweeping changes. The powers that be fear us and thus chose to satisfy us. A sweet victory...

By the way, Evil Eileen wants to join you in the hot tub!

heads to hot tub

Ever get in a hot tub with a Legion President before?
Don't get cocky, your here to scrub my back. I'm not impressed by your so-called resume....

scrubs

Run for Legion President, Tenzil said. The chicks will dig you, Tenzil said...

"You do that quite well Mr. President. Perhaps we should consider other more vital spots."

Secretly executes mind controlling power over Freehold DM. Make an opposed roll against a challenge score of 30. Roll d20 and add your Psyche category number to the total.


LOSH President FhDM wrote:
EileenProphetofIstus wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
I am looking forward to not one but two Legion comics a month. I didn't get too much into the Adventure Comics one, as I am not generally a fan of remakes(loved the Guyver one, tho) but I did pick up a few issues.

You realize Freehold DM, that its our thread right here that made these sweeping changes. The powers that be fear us and thus chose to satisfy us. A sweet victory...

By the way, Evil Eileen wants to join you in the hot tub!

heads to hot tub

Ever get in a hot tub with a Legion President before?

Don't get cocky, your here to scrub my back. I'm not impressed by your so-called resume....


That's allright, later on you get to lose your arm & hand! Guess you'd better find a girl friend pretty fast, time's running out.


OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Of coarse you don't recognize the songs, you listen to the 80's pop rock crap all the time.


Arcane Joe wrote:

Just a quick post-session thank you - we had a great time and the gambling and rivalry suggestions were the icing on the cake. I created a poster of the most likely winners (all NPC's) and the odds for them to win respectively. Thus whenever one of the players drew a 'favourite' to compete against the excitement was so much more, and the victory the sweeter (or the loss less humiliating!)

As for the maiden and her suitor, this got quite nasty and is developing into a wider story arc. Shamed in the tavern and then defeated in the tournament by his love rival, the jilted 'Knight of the Black Falcon' is gathering his ne'er-do-well friends to get some payback on the handsome PC..., and these Black Falcons don't take any prisoners... believe me.

I'm rooting for the Black Falcon.


Valegrim wrote:
<muffled voice> hey; *bang, bang* is xmas over; let me out; let me out...I am wetting werry werry angwy!

Didn't you read the spoiler I set for you, your release year is 3110. And you think I'm not evil. HA TAKE THAT LITTLE RED SPRITE MAN! I suppose you could get out earlier if you find someone willing to transport you to the future, but I find it unlikely that anyone here has that knowledge or would want to. Face it your stuck.


Personally, I hope Persuader kicks their a**. I'd help him, but I was censored from the tv show, they said I was to evil, now how can that be?


Heathansson wrote:

So.....lead......ergo.....bullets.

Dude's just in the 30th senchry cos in the 21st, everybody has guns, not lasers.

Actually, I think it would be more fun to game with him. We could use old miniatures and watch him die a slow death. We could put him in a room with lead filled paint so he can't leave.

Of coarse he does take these pills that Brainiac 5 made for him, they give him temporary immunity to lead.


Heathansson wrote:
Except Mon-el. Lump of coal and a switch.

Switch won't be effective unless its lead lined. You could kill him with that. I can design one for you if you like.


Stuffs Efreeti into bottle and puts on cork. Hangs sign over the top which reads "Don't open until after Christmas!"

Spoiler:
3110


Valegrim wrote:
Luscious evil twin girl; the answers well be posted later in the week; I had lots of blonde moments and some ice elemental was giving me brain freeze so my answers are mostly funny rather than factual.

"I had lots of blonde moments"

HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FOR THAT I SHALL TAKE YOUR DNA AND COMBINE IT WITH BOTH FREEHOLD DM AND THE WARWOOF GUY. The result will be a furry magic man who thinks he's Green Lantern but still hasn't started up on the Super-Heroes thread, thus you've been banned.

Now without your disgusting and gagging super-heroic exploites, the world shall be mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Valegrim wrote:

well; the best evil has a sense of humor; answer the questions on Erik the clerics chrismas quiz; that is worth some evil mastermind points in my book.

Its in the Gamer Life section; my brain still hurts.

I looked at that a couple of days ago. I didn't actually keep score though. Were the answers posted anywhere or did Heathy steal them?


Heathansson wrote:
Evil Twin of Eileen wrote:
But none are more evil than I. I just haven't set my eyes on Set yet because I don't deal with minions.
You're like lite beer evil.

What do I have to do to prove how evil I am?


But none are more evil than I. I just haven't set my eyes on Set yet because I don't deal with minions.


Valegrim wrote:

Oh my word; hmm; feel kinda funny; hmm; kinda hungry; hmm; kinda <leers at EileenprohetofIstus> kinda ravenous; hmm; oh my; what is that; a new muscle?

Oh; my; EvilEileen, uhm; perhaps you could come down this dark alley over here <snap> and help me; uhm; set my watch <snap; a really nice Rolex (like the one I am getting for XMas) appears; got this <snap> matching feminine one I just dont know what to do with; and yes <snap> those are real diamonds; yes <snap> the face is Mother of Pearl, and Snap; yes that is 18 carat gold; because 24 is too....soft.

hehe still think wishing the Efreeti has glands is a good idea?

Of coarse, now that you got glands, I can exploit your weaknessses and then dump you whenever I feel like it in order to inflict the absolute greatest amount of emotional pain possible. (Insert evil laugh)!

By the way what's with the snap...I don't get it. Are you snapping your fingers?


Heathansson wrote:
I don't see how he could've survived. His heart's mostly on the vaporized side.

He's a super criminal, he doesn't have a heart!


Heathansson wrote:
Evil twin---are you that Duodenal Damsel or whatever?

Duo Damsel? Previously Triplicate Girl, the gal who had one of her bodies killed by Computo, that girl?

No, because if I was this would be my husband

Bouncing Boy.

And there is no way I would ever go there.


Heathansson wrote:

Well, we can try without first, and if we need it, we can use the anaesthesia. Otherwise, I'd rather save it for New Year's.

Doncha got those monomolecular scalpels and junk? What kinda futuristic dystopia is this?

These are extremely rusty relics from the 21st century. I thought we would use them because if the disection takes to long I figured the subject would develop gangrene and pieces would just start falling off. Save us the trouble of spending more time cutting him apart. Now if you want to talk about precision surgery we could talk to Tharok of the Fatal Five and find out what they used on him.

Wikipedia:
Tharok is a small-time crook, who tries to impress his bosses by stealing a small nuclear device. It detonates unexpectedly when the local police fire on him, vaporizing one-half of his body. The people of his world, holding life sacred, rebuilt him using robotic parts. This boosted his intelligence dramatically, but left his evil tendencies unchecked. In his early appearances he wore clothing that only covered the organic half of his body.

Tharok of the Fatal Five.

What do you think, you want to make one of those?


Heathansson wrote:

I wanna wait a couple days.

** spoiler omitted **

I admire a greedy wolf. I shall make the proper preparations. I haven't been good all year so I know I won't be getting anything anyway. Perhaps we could lay a trap for Santa Clause. As soon as he gives you the gifts, we nab him to. I think we could merge the Ereeti's body into Santa Clause rather easily, after all they are already both red.

Now, when we disect the Efreeti, do we use a #1 scalpel or a #2 scalpel? Should we put him under first or not?

NOT!


If you capture Valegrim, I'll be happy to disect him and find out if there is anything there that produces a sex drive. Heath you want to assist in the dissection? Just the other day I was taking DNA samples from Freehold DM and the Efreeti mentioned how he'd like to get in on things. I think he'd be up for being disected. We could always sell of his body parts afterwards. Easy money for Christmas!


He hasn't gone bonkers, your just slow...


Valegrim wrote:

Sheesh; why does he get to have all the FUN!; I can be bad; really I can :)

Be careful what you wish for. Nobody said Freehold DM was going to come out of this alive...or at least intact. Now as for that DNA sample....perhaps you could give me some horrific suggestions, otherwise I'll just do my own thing, which will eventually require him to give up his internet name and avatar and begin anew all over. If everything is at least semi-successful, I may even start a collection...or perhaps a little group (insert diabolical laugh of your choice).


Freehold DM wrote:
EileenProphetofIstus wrote:
Valegrim wrote:

Well now; Happy Anniversary to Eileen O Phrophetess O spankin good time; this post is coming up on a birthday; Started DEC 1 200&

Cheers and thanks; many more to come; woot; huzzah; yippie; hehe

I might sing tomorrow; as it will be dec 1 hehe

Hmmm....somehow I missed these three posts. Just found them now. Happy Anniversary to you to. You Sing? You know I'm still trying to come up with a Legion theme song. DM Freehold said he would try and come up with one for us but he never came through....I say we tie him to a bed and let my Evil Twin Sister have her way with him.

::burns demo tape of Legion Theme Song by Sting::

Uh..yeah..I tried, but I just couldn't. Please be merciful, EvilTwinSisterofEileen...

First of all....mercy is for the weak!

Second of all, I need a DNA sample...

Withdraws syringe with 4 in needle.

"Yank"

From the more strategic areas......

Inches syringe closer and closer...

"Perhaps I blindfold would make this more intresting."

Puts blind fold on herself...

Brings the syringe closer and closer....


EileenProphetofIstus wrote:
Valegrim wrote:

Well now; Happy Anniversary to Eileen O Phrophetess O spankin good time; this post is coming up on a birthday; Started DEC 1 200&

Cheers and thanks; many more to come; woot; huzzah; yippie; hehe

I might sing tomorrow; as it will be dec 1 hehe

Hmmm....somehow I missed these three posts. Just found them now. Happy Anniversary to you to. You Sing? You know I'm still trying to come up with a Legion theme song. DM Freehold said he would try and come up with one for us but he never came through....I say we tie him to a bed and let my Evil Twin Sister have her way with him.

I like that idea....."Click" goes the hand cuffs. "Crack" goes the whip. Now you've been a very bad boy....leans over....slowly draps the whip across his face....Where I come from, there is a price to pay for such insolence. SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!" Crack goes the whip again. "And then there is the matter of the Superhero PBP as well".


You could turn the thread over to me for the next year so we can finally have some fun!


EileenProphetofIstus wrote:

I think I labled mine as the longest Legion post

Yea but your post all suck. You just ramble on and on about nothing. Me, I'm thinking about starting a thread on the art of manipulation in all its wonderful forms...bribery, blackmail, seduction, domination, in general *itchiness, etc. Betcha I'll get more people to repsond than you do.


Beaver Cleaver wrote:
Ogay, but I have to warn you....he goes psycho if Jennifer Aniston comes on the t.v.

Honestly, I never figured why people thought she was so great. Besides with me around the only tv the little leprechaun is going to watch is home made movies....I have skills!


Beaver Cleaver wrote:
He's in Azkiban. You got skilz?

My skills exceed the need to compare to others. Exactly where those skills lie is dependent upon how lucky the leprechaun really is!


Evil Twin of Eileen wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
They're magically delicious!
Ummmm.....I might be interested in your Lucky Charms!

That's allright, I like the bad boys! I think I'll go visit him. Maybe its time for a jailbreak!


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
They're magically delicious!

Ummmm.....I might be interested in your Lucky Charms!


WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LESS FILLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Less Filling!


Freehold DM wrote:
Evil Twin of Eileen wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
I hate to say this, but evil clones, FTW. Unless she has that evil parallel universe goatee. In which case, women without facial hair, FTW.
Thats because your stupid! I'd explain to you but I don't want to. Besides Freehold DM can explain it better.

FTW = for the win. Overall positive endorsement of whatever idea/statement/group precedes the acronym.

Many evil twins are known to have lush, thick goatees and thin, arched eyebrows. Goatees do not look good on a woman.

Agreed they do not! In this case it wasn't a "Mirror Mirror" situation, it was a cloning experiment that went wrong. Only I should have survived. Which is why I think you all need to destroy her, before it is to late.

Freehold DM, if you eliminate her, you and I could rule the universe together. What do you think?


Freehold DM wrote:
I hate to say this, but evil clones, FTW. Unless she has that evil parallel universe goatee. In which case, women without facial hair, FTW.

Thats because your stupid! I'd explain to you but I don't want to. Besides Freehold DM can explain it better.


Am so!


EileenProphetofIstus wrote:

You know, your not a very nice person!

Am so!


Valegrim wrote:
how about a nice slowly degenerative magical disease that eats away at her heart and soul, but leaves the body a strong empty shell ready for other uses; with a wish this could be done to feed you with that tapped energy?

What other use could you possibly have with her empty, souless body?


Valegrim wrote:
how about a nice slowly degenerative magical disease that eats away at her heart and soul, but leaves the body a strong empty shell ready for other uses; with a wish this could be done to feed you with that tapped energy?

Nah, she doesn't deserve such a kind treatment. No, I'm telling you, she's a real pain in the arse, has been ever since we were born in that laboratory. Mommy's favorite ya know. Most boring person I ever met. Thinks everything is roses and she is all that and then some. Don't understand how you could possibly be sticking up for her. Honestly, if it's her look, well, she's just a poor copy of carbon. If you want the real deal, look no further than your truly. Any energy she has is a waste.

Quick, lightning bolt, fireball, do something......Heath, Revenge will be mine. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!

Shoot Her! Shoot Her!.


Valegrim wrote:
Ah; seduction; the stuff of intrigue. I cannot grant a wish like that; for there is no death only the perception of yea weak mortals of an errant flow of time and energy. Death, then, is the lack of perception of the flow of soul energy manipulating a fleshy mask; and this; you no long perceive each other; your wish granted; others may tell of your deed; you yourselves cannot see or hear each other; it is done.

Ok, so your not so all powerful. Rather than killing her how about simply ending her bodily functions such as respirations and pulse. See I can compromise!


Valegrim wrote:
Hmm; evil and wishes; could be fun....

Ok, I'll take you up on your evil wishes Mr. Magical Man. I wish Eileen was dead! I think she is a brat, makes my life difficult and she is always whining about something. Now that I have that out of the way, I can easily take over the world.


Heathansson wrote:
Spankyman, the Leprechaun from Bizarro Krypton can be my powerhouse.

Hey Mr. Evil Wolfman, you got room in your little group for a super-villainess?