Why vote for the lesser Evil?

[Paladin Alignment]

Why waste your vote?

[MissingNo]

I endorse this candidate!

[Gentleman Nurn]

As do I, yeeessss.

[Ensirio the Longstrider]

Me three!

[Spicy Nacho Slaad]

Ah I see mass eggings in the future. A new potential brood.

[June Cleaver]

I want to be his sex scandal.

[Celestial Follower]

Oh, yay! June, you're back from Mars!

[June Cleaver]

The Martians told me this thread had all-you-can-eat cheese. I think they were trying to get rid of me.

[Bill Lumberg]

June Cleaver wrote:

I want to be his sex scandal.

Cthulhu recoils in horror.

Did you know that "Cthulhu" is recognized by spell-check? IT MUST BE A SIGN!

[Paladin Alignment]

I will Smite you all.

[Some Random Dude]

He runs every election but never wins. I think he needs to be more vocal about the issues.

[thejeff]

Some Random Dude wrote:

He runs every election but never wins. I think he needs to be more vocal about the issues.

Well, I'm just not sure his core message of "Vote for me and you will be devoured last." is resonating with the voters.

It's also not clear that they understand his campaign slogan: "wgah-nagl ftaghn"

[The_Paladin_of_Nevada]

I just here for the free drink and food at the snack bar. Damn recession put a kink in my crusade and my wallet.

[Drejk]

Some Random Dude wrote:

He runs every election but never wins. I think he needs to be more vocal about the issues.

The stars weren't right. Yet.

[zylphryx]

Some Random Dude wrote:

He runs every election but never wins. I think he needs to be more vocal about the issues.

Actually, think about it. With some of the folks who have been considered for nomination and some of the folks who have won elections over the years since Cthulhu started running, Cthulhu has clearly won already. More and more voters are clearly insane. ;)

[Evil Tim Tebow]

I definitely feel that you should save your votes for the greater evil.

I'll see you in 2016.

-ett
Rev 3:16