Where in Wisconsin? I know I've asked you this before, but I can't recall the answer.
Madison. Just a bit to the west of the UW hospital.
You clearly have vastly different feelings for Wisconsin than I do.
Condidering it's preponderance of milk maids, possession of Captain Yesterday, the fact that you lived there for a while, and it's proximity to Vany and technically NH, it can't be THAT bad...
In fairness there are some real s~#& holes in Wisconsin.
Mainly because half the state doesn't have indoor plumbing.