Selene Spires wrote:
Oooo, a noble woman who has run away to become a pirate.
First, check to see if Maria Bamford is standing by your home's exterior power panel/hookup with cut wires in her hands. If you see her there, you have been marathoning too many episodes of Lady Dynamite and are dreaming/hallucinating.
Secondly, you should light at least two candles, possibly more. If it is pitch black, you are likely to be eaten by a grue.