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quibblemuch wrote:
Thaddeus Ross was the one who created the Village two decades earlier, as a way to escape the violence of the modern Avenger-filled world. There isn't even a Red Hulk, but his blind daughter never learns that truth.

He was so upset Rachael stayed mad at him that he eventually had a breakdown and imagined starting a chain of discount clothing stores.


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Selene Spires wrote:
Also yes Wolfwalkers looks really cool... unfortunately I don't have access to Apple+ TV :(

It'll probably come out on DVD and BluRay. If not... ARR!


Arrr, robot pirates be the scourge o' my life, matey. Stoopid Threepwood!


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Selene Spires wrote:
Lord Fyre wrote:
Selene Spires wrote:
Lord Fyre wrote:
A friendly reminder. Talk Like A Pirate Day is Thursday!
I can't talk like a pirate... :(
Why can nah a wench like yourself natter like a pirate?
Because I am actually a runaway noble woman...

Oooo, a noble woman who has run away to become a pirate.


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Gary Teter wrote:

Why is my apartment building beeping twice every thirty seconds?

More importantly, when will it stop?

You probably forgot you set the car alarm.


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I blame Cosmo that there aren't a worldwide chain of Built-a-Beard Workshops in malls.


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*yarr*


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Scintillae wrote:
Well, I've been trained to teach like a pirate. Sadly, there was no lesson on stealing ships or walking planks.

"Good night, students. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning."


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Sharoth wrote:
Fighting with Quarterstaffs

Fighting with quarterstaffs


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Kjeldorn wrote:
The Unsinkable VII

Can the figurehead at the prow be carved to resemble Debbie Reynolds? Can the ship be haunted/cursed so that crew members and passengers will randomly break into a musical?


TEQUILA FOR THE SISAL SISSYL GOD(DESS)!


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Yarr!

{pats rum} Good night, Kraken. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.


Arrrr


Treppa wrote:
So the finger is doing well...ish. Not infected, anyway, though the X-ray still makes the surgeon cringe.

Curse you, Peter Pan! {shakes fist ineffectually}


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First, check to see if Maria Bamford is standing by your home's exterior power panel/hookup with cut wires in her hands. If you see her there, you have been marathoning too many episodes of Lady Dynamite and are dreaming/hallucinating.

Secondly, you should light at least two candles, possibly more. If it is pitch black, you are likely to be eaten by a grue.


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...grumblerumblerumblecreakcrack...