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Vampire Schism is banned for being too divided to make a decision in an appropriate time frame.

Sounds like all of you need a session with you know who.

GoatToucher is banned for .... I don't know where to begin.

Just because I don't think this topic was fully fleshed out enough.

Nutella

IHIYC is banned for scaring all the young children and forcing me to need to come in and start his court ordered therapy sessions.

JTD is doused in a liberal amount of his favorite honey ... yet unfortunately way too much honey and he drowns in it.

I missed you as well Mr Scholz.

GM_Beernorg is banned for even knowing any of this happened. Please come over here son and sit on my couch we have so much to discuss.

Anius granted you were indeed a fantastic pianist until the accident. At least I was able to save your arms in surgery.

I wish I could meet God but not need to die in order to do it.

Molten Dragon is banned for spending too much time in the closet with IHIYC you need to share more.

Goat Toucher is banned for bringing goats back into the conversation when he was explicitly informed that this sort of thing would break his parole.

Goat Toucher is banned for hallucinating that those were bleats of delight.

Please you do need to come in and sit on my couch so if I cant help you at least I can help the goats.

"Ah Mr. GoatToucher please let us talk of your certain fixations come sit on the couch and we will talk. Put leave that win there by my desk it was meant for me after all.

Wylliam Harrison should not rule this city he is too literal and robotic in his functions.

Fantasitc fiend is banned for hiding behind a masque of lies. Come out into the light my dear son and sit on my couch. Lets talk some.

Or perhaps you really are stuck in the "fun room".

While I am observing all of you from a safe distance ... with my win. Man is this going to make famous after getting all the data on these wack a do people.

"Oh sorry did I say that out loud?"

Schism is banned for failing to show up for her appointment with me.

Away with you fiend and leave the winning to the winners like myself.

You are all rather delusional as the only winner here is me. But please make an appointment with my front desk and they will fit in all of you who believes they are winners.

Mr thinking he is a doctor but really should make an appointment with me as soon as possible. I have some openings today.

"Please come in Spanky. Sit down and we can start delving into your issues with your mother ... and sister and the family cat."

"So ... um that is it for this the session this week. Make sure to be here this time next week okay?" As he usher him out the door.

Hands over some tissues. As he scribbles down copious notes.

it's okay Matt, get the rage and pain out here. Stop taking it out on priests and hookers.

"it's okay come over here and we can talk more about your fetishes with Jell-O and paper maiche dogs.

Vrog is banned for trying to pigeon hole poor Quiche he has enough hang ups as it is.

"Now come over here Quiche and sit down on my couch.

Schism is banned for failing to use a rake on it.

So many fraudulent doctors out there. Gentlemen I have hours for all of you to come sit on my couch just make appointments with my front desk. You don't need to do the rest of this to get my attention.

I would hardly say a horse is capable of a diagnosis let alone talking. You are obviously a delusional young man who thinks he is a horse. You obviously need some help so please enter my office pay the fee and we can get to work post haste.

Ah Sissyl let's talk about these desires to always win. perhaps you have a father complex? I can help you with this come sit on my couch and talk about it some.

Dr G House is banned from pretending he did not love it.

Sissyl is banned for saying a I am fraud. It is pronounced Freud my dear.

Luke Perry is banned for continuing to hang out the at the Peach Pit when he is now in his forties. Time to move on my friend. Come lie on my couch and we can talk about this some more.

"You have obviously had an e episode come sit on my couch and tell me more about it. Start by telling me when you decided you wanted to impersonate me? Was this a result of your lack of ability to perform at your previous job? When you found out your parents disowned you? Please take your time I know this is hard to talk about."

"You have obviously had an e episode come sit on my couch and tell me more about it. Start by telling me when you decided you wanted to impersonate me? Was this a result of your lack of ability to perform at your previous job? When you found out your parents disowned you? Please take your time I now this is hard to talk about."

"What just a minute there. You have gone and copied my darn alias. You fraud."

"No Matt you cannot snot lines of coke off of my belly."

"Now lay back on the couch and we can talk some more about your issues with your sister."

A fraud indeed sir. I am 10 times the doctor you could even imagine to be. Just look at my frontal lope and marvel at my intellectual superiority.

Sissyl is banned for always focusing on everyone else's fault instead of her own. You are in need of some therapy I think and I know just the guy.

My dear all these lost souls in need of therapy. Please do come in and sit down the doctor is in.

Wow this is my dream. Please Matt Damon come to my couch and let's talk about this ... a lot. There is years of data I can gather. I can only begin fathom what will come of these discussions. How many will be helped mainly me and perhaps you to some extent but think of the books and films we can make based on this story.

lucky7 is banned for his obvious issue with his parents. More than likely some sort of Oedipal complex Come my son lets talk of this more.

The Midgard Serpent is banned for gingivitis.

lucky7 is banned for banning the wrong person. You need to keep up man.

Schism is banned for not sharing her portion with her other personalities.

It is only your delusions that make you think you have won. Come lets talk more about it and help you dsicover the truth of my victory together.

Lucky7 is banned for drooling all over yourself... get a hold of yourself man.

Lucky7 is banned for pretending to be a doctor. Or as qualified as I am.

Schism is banned for the blank look in her eyes.