Grue in the Attic's page

Tacticslion wrote:

Happy my birthday to you all, every FaWtL! Love you guys!

Hope you have/had a very Happy Birthday, Tac.

captain yesterday wrote:

Don't go outside, that's when birthdays strike!

Happy Bastille Day!

> Read FaWtL

You are in the OTF. You first have to click the link to enter.

> Click link.

You are in FaWtL. You are likely to get eaten by a Birthday.

<silent birthday kazoo>

gran rey de los mono wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

NobodysHome's Life:

(1) LEDs on oven hood stop working
(2) NobodysHome and his brother disassemble the hood and rule out the switch, the wiring, or the circuit board. We're pretty sure that the LEDs are wired in series, and one of them is bad
(3) NobodysHome determines that they're likely 12V LEDs, so orders a $90 power variable power supply so he can test each bulb instead of a single $40 replacement bulb
(4) While testing the voltage, NobodysHome accidentally shorts out one of the lights and the other 3 start working. One resistor and a pair of alligator lines later and the 3 remaining working bulbs are fine, and NobodysHome knows which LED is bad
(5) NobodysHome does NOT cancel the order for the variable power supply. Because EVERYBODY needs a variable power supply!

EDIT: Of course, even after tax, shipping, and so forth, the slightly-under-$150 is WAY less than I would have had to pay a repair guy just to show up, so I think I win.

The real question is: What kind of monster wires lights in series?

That's obvious: The monster who wants you alone and scared in the dark...

<blink>

*sign pops out of the darkness* "OW. Cut that out! It's not funny anymore!"

*smaller sign connected to the side* "I swear one day I'm going to eat you in your sleep."

gran rey de los mono wrote:

If spiders produced light like fireflies, nights would be 10x more beautiful and 1,000,000x more terrifying.

Go outside with a good flashlight, holding it next to your head so the beam is projecting from right at your eye level. You should spot teeny green lights all around you in the grass and shrubbery. Every one of those spots of light is a set of 6 to 8 eyes aimed back at you.

Watching.

Waiting.

<wave>

Souls At War wrote:

Master Pugwampi wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for Jason Bulmahn calling goblins "Pathfinder's favorite troublemakers!" The nerve!!!

Wampi need to step out of the shadow.

Shadows are good places for Pugwampis. Let the gobbos have their day in the sun, and let them take all the heat.

I, for one, hate the sun.

<sign pops out of the attic> "Yes, let's get rid of the sun. That's an idea I can get behind."

*blink blink*

<_<

*turns off the light*

*blink blink*

*gets teh other ankle*

*nodnodnodnodnod*

*starts searching for the trail*

*eats Farael once the lights are off*

*sign drops down*

"Not fair, I never got my sample."

*POUNCEMAUL*

........

*hides under the porch before anyone gets the idea of dressing up the dog*

*pounces off the roof and lands on Hippeh*

Ah dun seen me uh ghost!!!

!!!

*runs off looking for Uncle Casper*

*CHASE POUNCE GNAW DRAG SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE*

*sits at Mammy's feet and begs*

*ears perk up at "find"*

*fetches chair out from under Hippeh and takes it back to Mammy*

I got sunshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine on a cloooooooudy daaaaaaay...

Blackvial wrote:

Eric Clingenpeel wrote:

Hey, who turned out the lights?

at least it is ok for us to blink

You still might be eaten by a grue.

*picks teeth with shard of spacesuit dome*

!!!!

*breaks free and goes for the face*

*grabs hippeh's leg*

*drags to stock tank*

*buries at bottom with bones and long-lost toys*

*comes back home*

*shakes off in the middle of everybody*

*crashes into the hippeh's solar plexus*

West of podium 0/0

You are standing in an open square west of a podium, with a screaming mayor on it.
There are squealing goblins here.
>_

Much later ...

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a Barghest.
>_

> Eat

*harshes Hippeh's buzz*

*by eating his leg*

*pops head up out of grass in pasture*

>_>

*waves sign* "I like this book."

There is no sword here.

You are eaten by the (slavering) fangs of a grue.

YOU HAVE DIED.

>_ Belch

*goes for the feet*

*shreds pamphlets*

*shreds Hippeh's pants*

It is pitch black. We are likely to be eaten by... something.

*waves*

*point!*

*returns, dragging an IRS branch's entire staff by their entangled shoelaces*

*wanders into the pasture*

*drops a mangled gopher on the front porch*

*waves*

*waves*

*peeks out from under porch*

*thumbs up*

aeglos wrote:

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmh

Döner Kebab !!!!!!

What did doner do to end up as a kebab?!

*raises sign* "Threw a party."

*waves foam finger and Go Horde signs from the window*

*eats*

*waves*

[click for tune]

♪ Come stop your crying
It will be alright
Just take this hand
Hold it tight

I will eat this heart
Let nothing go to waste
And you can eat that heart, how's it taste? ♫