WAHHOO! Letza get drunk and go 4bying.
GWORF?
Im up fur adoption.
Ah Teh yew wut
ayup.
boah yew sane them ku thewlews?
rekkin.
Heh Heh, I put on a new cowcatcha on my truck. Itell you wut ifum I see me a god%@^d hippeh lib ur awl or commie bast@%d, Ima gonna send them sturate to reye lay uh.
Rekkin
Well Gaaahhhhhllly!
Were's amh shotgun?
I got one ina back of meh truck
*peeks out from under porch*
Justa tinkerin with ma injun.
Hey any of ya'll wanna play this here newfangled game I got at the flea markit, it's called dunjins and dragginz
Well awraht, Yew can be the preacha
Rolls over and goes to sleep with his shogun in curled in one arm and a large bottle of Jim bean in the other
Well naw y'all can be the fahtah
Well naw looks like y'all can be the nekkidmancer
mumbles in his sleep
Young whippersnappers....
Gettin' quiet around here. It's like we gots jobs or soemtin...
I teh u wut.
Wut? Spitz it out. Ain'ts gots all day.
Who has a job?!
Does deeee-liverin shine count as uh jahb
*drops a mangled gopher on the front porch*
Tax man says ah owes him money becaus ah hasn't paid encumm tax in the last ten years.
Grue has the rite ider with the goffer.
Dont you worreh bout no carpetbaggin yankee reva newer, Ifum they showz there face round here. ima gonna sendum to meet ther maka.
*Loads 2 guage double barreled shotgun*
"Boyew dayum ribinoore! I kiyya! I kiyya daid! Beshtuh GIT!"
*wanders into the pasture*
"I shewt uh grew."
Grue boy, where's ya goin?
hopefully to find that dad gum reva newa. mmmmmm hmmmmmm[/sling blade]
and potted meat mmmmmm hmmmmm.