TOZ - the enigma..

[Steve Geddes]

Has anyone deduced the algorithm which determines whether he makes a post as TOZ or as TriOmegaZero?

Inquiring minds want to know.

[meatrace]

Yes.

[Steve Geddes]

Damnit.

[Darth Knight]

He posts as one or the other just enough to keep up the AKA

[Walter Sobchak]

Darth Knight wrote:

He posts as one or the other just enough to keep up the AKA

That is a logical, plausible, and entirely reasonable explanation. Therefore, I must immediately reject it.

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He actually posts as TOZ when sending an steganographic report back to his mugwump masters in the Interzone. You can only read the message after a fresh snort of bugpowder, though.

[Callous Jack]

One is for normal posts, one is for trolling. I still haven't figured which is which though...
;-)

[Gandal]

Ask Sherlock Holmes

[The Informant]

Of course I know. But if I told you, I'd have to kill you.

Then again, everything has its price....

[Spanish Inquisitor]

I will get that information. But it may be...unpleasant.

[Cardinal Biggles]

Spanish Inquisitor wrote:

I will get that information. But it may be...unpleasant.

I didn't expect the Spanish inquisition.

[blue_the_wolf]

he has three computers.

one posts as TOZ the other at TriOmegaZero and the third as ΔΩØ which he will only use to predict Armageddon.

[Celestial Healer]

He keeps his alias post counts proportional according to the golden ratio. This prevents a rift from opening in the space-time continuum which would unleash untold horrors on the interwebs.

[meatrace]

Walter Sobchak wrote:

He actually posts as TOZ when sending an steganographic report back to his mugwump masters in the Interzone. You can only read the message after a fresh snort of bugpowder, though.

Ahh, Naked Lunch. Always makes me think of this song

[Serisan]

He posts single file, to hide his numbers.

[MissingNo]

Celestial Healer wrote:

He keeps his alias post counts proportional according to the golden ratio. This prevents a rift from opening in the space-time continuum which would unleash untold horrors on the interwebs.

*pokes at the timestream*

[Crimson Jester]

Callous Jack wrote:

One is for normal posts, one is for trolling. I still haven't figured which is which though...

;-)

I think he forgets himself sometimes. But being such a great guy we forgive him. mostly ;)

[TOZ]

I love this thread.

[zylphryx]

He posts as TOZ on days that end in "y".

He posts as TriOmegaZero on days that contain a "d".

He posts as ΔΩØ on days that are not a prime value in Unix time ... except for those days that he does.

[Cuddles McGee]

Wait, TOZ and TriOmegaZero are the SAME GUY???

TOZ...TriOmegaZero. Ooooooooooh.

[The Most Interesting Man]

He posts in patterns that confound and astonish the masses, and is beloved for it!

[TOZ]

blue_the_wolf wrote:

and the third as ΔΩØ which he will only use to predict Armageddon.

Just as soon as Gary makes it a valid alias. :/

WE'RE HOLDING UP PROGRESS HERE!

[Gark the Goblin]

I have all sorts of information on T(ri)O(mega)Z(ero)'s habits, if you're willing to pay.

[Howie23]

TOZ, didn't you originally post a lot with the TOZ alias to get your post count up to some threshold?

In all truth, I always thought TOZ stood Three Old Zebras. Didn't everyone, or was that just me? :)

[TOZ]

The threshold keeps moving. :(

That is a new one on me though.

[Kirth Gersen]

Howie23 wrote:

I always thought TOZ stood Three Old Zebras. Didn't everyone, or was that just me? :)

He explained once what the name meant -- even had a TV Tropes and Idioms page for it! Unfortunately, the explanation left me more confused than the letters. Like, I have no idea what any of that stuff is.

[TOZ]

Kirth is such a luddite.

[Kirth Gersen]

I don't even use a laptop at the gaming table.

[TriOmegaZero]

Speaking of...

[Callous Jack]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

One is for normal posts, one is for trolling. I still haven't figured which is which though...

;-)

I think he forgets himself sometimes. But being such a great guy we forgive him. mostly ;)

I didn't get that memo.

[Spanish Inquisitor]

Cardinal Biggles wrote:

Spanish Inquisitor wrote:

I will get that information. But it may be...unpleasant.

I didn't expect the Spanish inquisition.

No one expects the Spanish Inquisitor!

[Gark the Goblin]

What I didn't hear anything about any Spanish Inquisition!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!

[The 8th Dwarf]

Spanish Inquisitor wrote:

Cardinal Biggles wrote:

Spanish Inquisitor wrote:

I will get that information. But it may be...unpleasant.

I didn't expect the Spanish inquisition.

No one expects the Spanish Inquisitor!

Fetch......(dramatic dah dah daaah music) the comfy chair!!!!!!

[ΩΩΩ0]

You forgot to have the Cardinal read the charges.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Monty Pythin predicted the internet.

[TriOmegaZero]

No they didn't.

[ΩΩΩ0]

Yes they did. It's right there. It's indisputable.

[An Old Fishwife]

I rilly think that Jean Paul's masterwork is an allegory for man's search for commitment.

[TriOmegaZero]

I dispute it.

[Steve Geddes]

>(

Stop it.

[TOZ]

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Dwayne Dibbley]

FLYING FOX OF THE YARD!!!!!

[An Old Fishwife]

Intercourse the penguin!!!!!

[Andrew Turner]

The Most Interesting Man wrote:

He posts in patterns that confound and astonish the masses, and is beloved for it!

Wow! Your avatar looks like Leonard Susskind!

[Crimson Jester]

Callous Jack wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

One is for normal posts, one is for trolling. I still haven't figured which is which though...

;-)

I think he forgets himself sometimes. But being such a great guy we forgive him. mostly ;)

I didn't get that memo.

You didn't? I am sure it was sent out. Oh wait it was on Kirth's laptop. Never mind. ;)

[Gark the Goblin]

For some reason parts of this thread seem to be mysteriously disappearing.

[Google, Demon Queen of Spiders]

Gark the Goblin wrote:

For some reason parts of this thread seem to be mysteriously disappearing.

Ignore that. It's a figment of your imagination.

*telepathically instructs minions to move more swiftly, more silently*

[Heathanssson]

ΩΩΩ0 wrote:

Yes they did.

Did not.

[Gark the Goblin]

Did who?

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Gark the Goblin wrote:

Did who?

Did nobody!

[TriOmegaZero]

Did what?