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Grrr.

It happens.

I hate alias blitzes!

And I hate you.

Aroo?

Buttuglypoodlekin. wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

staggers through the thread looking for his lost ear

Oh s**@! this isn't my ear, what the hell would I need a humanoid ear for?

Hey! You give that back! I need that! I can't pick up chicks with just one ear!

Sure you can, you just tackle them, rip out their throats, and then pick 'em up. But here if you're gonna be a cry-zombie about it.

~Vomits half masticated ear.~

staggers through the thread looking for his lost ear

Oh s%*!! this isn't my ear, what the hell would I need a humanoid ear for?

Grrr...

~Runs up and begins humping Loyal Mastiff~

Hehehehehehe.

Anybody see my tail? It fell off and got away so now I'm chsing it.

Prince That Howls wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

That's idiotic.

Now this, this is ironic.

Not really. Idiot started out as a deprecating word, intended to refer to someone as "stupid". It is and has always been meant to be deprecating. The word retarded is a medical term that means "slowed down", and is intended to describe a person whose metal or physical development has been slowed down. They have been retarded in their development by some mental, physical, emotional, or environmental circumstance.

But please. Continue chasing your tails in this ridiculous thread.

~Notices his tail has fallen off again.~

Ah Crap!

A doggie!

~Runs up behind Timmy and begins 'probing' him.~

Hold still kid! This will only take a se..... see all done.

Mmmmm....puppies.

Hurrrn?

~Hides under coffee table~

~Throws yellow snowball at WR.~

Hey! You gonna eat that snowball?

Buttuglypoodlekin. wrote:

Spam wrote:

DAMN YOU CANINE!

~Throws up on the cube.~

Oh that's where my eyeball went!

~slurps up eye.~

I'LL SELL YOU TO A KOREAN DOG FARM!

~Belches out popping a Korean flag.~

Huh? I wern't listening.

DAMN YOU CANINE!

~Throws up on the cube.~

Oh that's where my eyeball went!

~slurps up eye.~

NOW YOU MUST GROVEL BEFORE ME!

~Comes up and 'marks' the cube of Spam.~

GRRRRRR bark bark bark bark!

Grrrrrrr

Moorluck wrote:

Where did Taig go?

Had to take care of the dog. Not Old Yeller style, not yet at least. She's gotten into the habit of finding a section of the fence and barking at...nothing...on the other side of the fence.

Lynora, I'm OK. I was just expressing my frustration at the phantom of the posts.

Grrrrrrrr

Buttuglypoodlekin. wrote:

Sebastian's Ugly Stepsister wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Ninja'd by the badger. :P

Twice!!! Grrrrrrr.

Yo no comprende, Senor!

El Movo El outO the way O..... or I'll shoot.

Que? Yo no hablan Engles!

*CLICK*CLICK*

BOOOM!!

Oh, no you di-int!

<Runs full force into the drow, knocking his aim off. The gunshot hits Dick Cheney.>

I saved you, baby!

Hellooooooo nurse, so what you wasting yer time wit dat looser fer.

<Removes the safety from Sharoth's gun, allowing it to go off>

Dayyum! You must have fallen from heaven, that would explain how you messed up your face.

<Hearts appear above SUS>

*begins sniffing SUS butt*

~this is gross can we stop now?~

Moorluck wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Ninja'd by the badger. :P

Twice!!! Grrrrrrr.

Yo no comprende, Senor!

El Movo El outO the way O..... or I'll shoot.

Que? Yo no hablan Engles!

*CLICK*CLICK*

BOOOM!!

Oh, no you di-int!

<Runs full force into the drow, knocking his aim off. The gunshot hits Dick Cheney.>

I saved you, baby!

Hellooooooo nurse, so what you wasting yer time wit dat looser fer.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Did I hear someone say their was a kid in here? I love children... especialy fat juicy ones.

Anybody got any small kids they don't want... the last one I ate didn't seem to stay with me.

And he played fire on the mount, run boys, run.

The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."

grrrrrrr.

*bites two headed mokey things knee*

Is that a fwendwee hound out thehwuh?

*burps before wandering off to eat poodle poo*

Ah, shut up kid, Lassie paid me to do this.

Buttuglypoodlekin. wrote:

Little Timmy wrote:

Hey...I nevuh seen you befoah.

Usuawuhwee it is that funny werewuwoof or that pooduwuh with the bad attitude who comes and saves me.

*sniffs little boys hand, then begins tying a napkin around his neck*

You just sit tight kid, I'll carry you out..... in my tummy.

I'd hate for you to do that, stwange doggie. It just means some other dog wiuw come awong and wip youwuh tummy open and save me fwum inside. Then you wiwuh pwababwee be dead!

Be a good doggie and cawee me out on youwuh back, then we can be fwiends!

*gulps little boy down, taking care to chew slowly savoring the flavor*

Mime moory my man't mear moo mthu mah mmchooing

Hey...I nevuh seen you befoah.

Usuawuhwee it is that funny werewuwoof or that pooduwuh with the bad attitude who comes and saves me.

*sniffs little boys hand, then begins tying a napkin around his neck*

You just sit tight kid, I'll carry you out..... in my tummy.

It's okay, wady, a good doggie aways comes and saves me.

Beatific grin.

GRRRRRRRRR

*slinks down the wall of the well licking his chops the whole way*

I'm sensing cattiness.

I like cats!

Not that inoccent. wrote:

So anyone wanna see a cat fight?

Did you say fight?

We love to fight!

I like to lick my butt. It fell off and now it's easier than ever!

Eekster Buhnay wrote:

{picking bit of Slaad-Barr from teeth} Let's wash up and talk to the Chef anyway. I hear he's giving out tight, skimpy waitress uniforms... ooo, and there will be plenty of booze!

{both girls skip back into kitchen, humming "I Enjoy Being a Girl"}

I HOPE YOU GIRLS WERE PLANNING ON CLEANING THAT UP BEFORE THE LORD PRESIDENT COMES INTO THE KITCHEN FOR HIS SNACK.

Is 'K ah got dis.

Buttuglypoodlekin. wrote:

Hehehehe.

*growls at puddle*

Other goblins bomb the poodlekin

HEY!! He made me the first dawg! Don'tcha watch CN freakin N ya green trigger happy maniac?!

Hehehehe.

*growls at puddle*

Buttuglypoodlekin. wrote:

Hey with all this wrasslin' talk are we gonna have six canine elimination "Hell in a Kennel" match?

How about an Inferno Hell in a Kennel. I'll bring the thumbtacks

Anytime you want, me an my brother Road Kill, are ready brother!

OOOOOH-YEAH!!

Hey with all this wrasslin' talk are we gonna have six canine elimination "Hell in a Kennel" match?

BLAHHHHH!

*sticks tounge out and jumps*

(ala Goldburgh)

I am the best there is, the best there was, and the best there EVER will be!

Yo' a** better call somebody!

That's the bottom line 'cause Buttuglypoodlekin said so!

Heres a stick....go fetch

Throws stick very very very far......

*comes limping back with a torn trolls arm in his jaws*

Mphr oo areth!

*drops arm at CJ's feet*

"What the hell is that? Did a poodle mate with a rat? I know you guys are lickign and humping almost everything but please have some limits."

* turns to the newcomer and rushes over filling the air with a rotting odor*

IWANNAPLAYIWANNAPLAYIWANNAPLAY!!

PLAY WIT' ME!!!

*raises from the dead looks around and cocks his head to the side*

OMG!! I can't see!!

*begins running in circle attacking his own tail*

I know you did this to me!!

Where is your poodle alias?

Does the mutant undead half poodle half rottie count?

*colapses dead from exhertion and falls to the floor with thud*

CourtFool wrote:

Here we go again. Not terribly bright, are they?

{looks at basket of eggs} Oh they're very bright in all the colors of the rainbow! {absentmindedly starts humming to herself}

But dogs are color blind. Oh well here goes!

*begins humping her leg, smelling of dead dog, one loling out of it's socket*

Buttuglypoodlekin. wrote:

Ranch Dretching wrote:

Munchkin A wrote:

Hello, I'm a munchkin! (sings stupid song)

You should go see the wizard!

Then I can get a heart! preferably one that is still beating

Does that mean I kin have a brain? I'm hungery.

Yes, you can have a brain. I don't have my lobotomy gear with me though, so we'll have to use this canine bane pitchfork. Just lie down here...

*happily lays down while waiting for his treat to be extracted, rotting stump of a tail wagging excitedly*

Munchkin A wrote:

Hello, I'm a munchkin! (sings stupid song)

You should go see the wizard!

Then I can get a heart! preferably one that is still beating

Does that mean I kin have a brain? I'm hungery.

Mascot... and later fertilizer for the feild.

Someone said there was a Poodle Battle Royale going on over here ... Oh, hey! Here comes the fun!

*breaks out his Figurine of Wondrous Power - Dog Catcher and activates*

C'mere poochie!

*sees Dog catcher and begins foaming at the mouth*

Grrrrrrrrrrrrevennnnnge!! BLHVJFYT DYTDYTDYTD DDVDytdysghcsGFWuf!!!!