Short Attention Span Forums (Or, Why Doesn't Anything Stay On Topic Anymore)

[First King]

Nay! Your Inn Fighting amuseth me!

[Little Timmy]

[A voice from another thread:]

HEHWUHP!

Somebody save me from inside a bad dog's tummy!

[Xabulba]

Little Timmy wrote:

[A voice from another thread:]

HEHWUHP!

Somebody save me from inside a bad dog's tummy!

"What's that Lassie, upset tummy, here have a Rollaid, thats a good boy."

[Admiral Ackbar]

Little Timmy wrote:

[A voice from another thread:]

HEHWUHP!

Somebody save me from inside a bad dog's tummy!

ARGH! A talking dog! Kill the demon-spawn!

[Beaver Cleaver]

Chill duod.

[Little Timmy]

Is that a fwendwee hound out thehwuh?

[Buttuglypoodlekin.]

Little Timmy wrote:

Is that a fwendwee hound out thehwuh?

*burps before wandering off to eat poodle poo*

Ah, shut up kid, Lassie paid me to do this.

[Little Timmy]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TriOmegaZero]

Hey, what's going on?

[taig]

This thread needs moderation.

Or medication.

Or mediation.

Or meditation.

[Adam Daigle]

Or misdirection.

Or mass-distraction.

Or mastication.

[Mike Welham]

Or mastodonation.

Or mummification.

[Celestial Healer]

Daigle wrote:

mastication.

You keep that to yourself, young man.

[Frank the Mime]

.....

[Messageboard Troll]

Frank the Mime wrote:

.....

STOP THREADJACKING!!!

[David Fryer]

There's a zombie on your lawn.

[CourtFool]

Admiral Ackbar wrote:

ARGH! A talking dog! Kill the demon-spawn!

Stick to your shtick.

[Little Timmy]

Pwease save me.

[Kermit the Half-Fiend Frog]

Licks his lips Oh yes, I'll save you.

[Callous Jack]

Little Timmy wrote:

Pwease save me.

From?

[Little Timmy]

I'm inside Buttuglypoodlekin.

[Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost]

Little Timmy wrote:

I'm inside Buttuglypoodlekin.

Your brain looks delicious.

[Bran McChomperface]

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

Little Timmy wrote:

I'm inside Buttuglypoodlekin.

Your brain looks delicious.

Um, Casper, you're in the wrong thread.

Wait, did you phase into Buttuglypoodlekin to look at Timmy's brain? That's awesome!

[Xabulba]

Bran McChomperface wrote:

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

Little Timmy wrote:

I'm inside Buttuglypoodlekin.

Your brain looks delicious.

Um, Casper, you're in the wrong thread.

Wait, did you phase into Buttuglypoodlekin to look at Timmy's brain? That's awesome!

Besides poodles don't have brains and neither do Timmys.

[Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost]

Bran McChomperface wrote:

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

Little Timmy wrote:

I'm inside Buttuglypoodlekin.

Your brain looks delicious.

Um, Casper, you're in the wrong thread.

Wait, did you phase into Buttuglypoodlekin to look at Timmy's brain? That's awesome!

Yeah... Being a ghost is like having x-ray vision. You can just wander into anyone's innards... or clothes... in an ethereal state.

[HK-47]

Wanders in looking for meatbags to blast

[Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost]

HK-47 wrote:

Wanders in looking for meatbags to blast

Do you have a braaaiiiinnnnn??

[Little Timmy]

Xabulba wrote:

Besides poodles don't have brains and neither do Timmys.

Hey, that's not a vewy nice thing to say...and it's not twue, eithuwuh.

Settles into BUPK's lower intestine.

I stiwuh cwoud use some hehwuhp heah.

[Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost]

Little Timmy wrote:

Xabulba wrote:

Besides poodles don't have brains and neither do Timmys.

Hey, that's not a vewy nice thing to say...and it's not twue, eithuwuh.

Settles into BUPK's lower intestine.

I stiwuh cwoud use some hehwuhp heah.

It'll all be over soon, Timmy. Just wait for those digestive acids to do their thing.

[TriOmegaZero]

Hey, what's going on?

[Little Timmy]

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

Little Timmy wrote:

Xabulba wrote:

Besides poodles don't have brains and neither do Timmys.

Hey, that's not a vewy nice thing to say...and it's not twue, eithuwuh.

Settles into BUPK's lower intestine.

I stiwuh cwoud use some hehwuhp heah.

It'll all be over soon, Timmy. Just wait for those digestive acids to do their thing.

It's vewy dark and smewuhs vewy bad heah.

Hey! I think I see a vewy smawuh wight!

[Kobold Cleaver]

*Glowing Cleaver slashes into Timmy*
Good thing, too. That guy was getting annoying.

[Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost]

*eats Timmy's exposed brain*

[Bran McChomperface]

OM NOM NOM NOM!

[Little Timmy]

Little Timmy, unharmed, removes himself from the offal of the sliced open and gnawed on canine. He looks at the poor, even more mutilated Buttuglypoodlekin who wouldn't listen.

Poor Bad Doggie...

He then wipes his hands off on KC's cape and goes skipping off.

Thanks mistah! I've never been saved befoah by a dog who was pawut wizawud.

Wee!

He jumps into a nearby stream an floats away.

[Kyle Baird]

I like cheese.

[Kobie, KC's #1 Buddy]

Wow, KC!

You saved little Timmy even before Lassie did!

You're such a hero!

Gazes in adulation and wonder, eyes a-star.

[Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost]

Where did Timmy go?

I wanted to eat his brain.

[CourtFool]

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

I wanted to eat his brain.

It was very small and smelt of moldy cheese.

[Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy]

Kobie, KC's #1 Buddy wrote:

Wow, KC!

You saved little Timmy even before Lassie did!

You're such a hero!

Gazes in adulation and wonder, eyes a-star.

Oh JOY! He was just here! KC was just here! {kneels to collect small sample of dirt from one of Kobold Cleaver's footprints, scoops it into small gold box}

Oh Happy Day! {does bouncing Happy Dance}

[Kobold Cleaver]

*Hides underground*
*Twitches*

[Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

*Hides underground*

*Twitches*

Wait, you're hiding in a spiderhole? That's too punny. :)

Oh how I wish I had Tremorsense or Scent to find him and give him a BIIIIIIIIG HUG!

[Kobie, KC's #1 Buddy]

Wolfie! Where you been, buddy?

Watchya doin?

Have you seen our heroic buddy anywhere?

[Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy]

Kobie, KC's #1 Buddy wrote:

Wolfie! Where you been, buddy?

Watchya doin?

Have you seen our heroic buddy anywhere?

My BuddysenseTM is tingling, but I don't see him anywhere.

I've been pouring plaster-of-Paizo into his footprints though. Once they harden, maybe we can use them as a link to scry out his location?

[Kobie, KC's #1 Buddy]

Wolfie, you're the sharpest chuul/wolfhound I know!

By the way, I brought my Jeff the Spider plushie you wanted to borrow.

Just don't bury it, okay?

Hey, do you think my Acme™ metal detector would help us find KC? I bought it at a Jack garage sale.

[Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy]

Kobie, KC's #1 Buddy wrote:

Wolfie, you're the sharpest chuul/wolfhound I know!

Wolf... hound? {counts all 8 legs twice} Ok, I'll play along. {chitters, er, yips with excitement}

Kobie, KC's #1 Buddy wrote:

By the way, I brought my Jeff the Spider plushie you wanted to borrow.

Just don't bury it, okay?

{stops digging hole that has just exposed the tip of a kobold's head} Okay {fills in hole, reburies hidden kobold}

But I can't promise... can't resist... <ZAPPPP> {paralyzes plush spider with antenna-pedipalps}

Kobie, KC's #1 Buddy wrote:

Hey, do you think my Acme&#8482; metal detector would help us find KC? I bought it at a Jack garage sale.

His Cleaver is metal isn't it? Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

[Buttuglypoodlekin.]

Anybody got any small kids they don't want... the last one I ate didn't seem to stay with me.

[Not that inoccent.]

You wanna know how to get a thread to stay on topic, like this...

Spoiler:

rips open corset and bounces up and down

... feel free to discuss.

[Kobie, KC's #1 Buddy]

Woo-hoo!

We in business now!

beep beep beep

[Not that inoccent.]

See what I mean.