
Xabulba |

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:Little Timmy wrote:I'm inside Buttuglypoodlekin.Your brain looks delicious.Um, Casper, you're in the wrong thread.
Wait, did you phase into Buttuglypoodlekin to look at Timmy's brain? That's awesome!
Besides poodles don't have brains and neither do Timmys.

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost |

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:Little Timmy wrote:I'm inside Buttuglypoodlekin.Your brain looks delicious.Um, Casper, you're in the wrong thread.
Wait, did you phase into Buttuglypoodlekin to look at Timmy's brain? That's awesome!
Yeah... Being a ghost is like having x-ray vision. You can just wander into anyone's innards... or clothes... in an ethereal state.

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost |

Xabulba wrote:Besides poodles don't have brains and neither do Timmys.Hey, that's not a vewy nice thing to say...and it's not twue, eithuwuh.
Settles into BUPK's lower intestine.
I stiwuh cwoud use some hehwuhp heah.
It'll all be over soon, Timmy. Just wait for those digestive acids to do their thing.

Little Timmy |

Little Timmy wrote:It'll all be over soon, Timmy. Just wait for those digestive acids to do their thing.Xabulba wrote:Besides poodles don't have brains and neither do Timmys.Hey, that's not a vewy nice thing to say...and it's not twue, eithuwuh.
Settles into BUPK's lower intestine.
I stiwuh cwoud use some hehwuhp heah.
It's vewy dark and smewuhs vewy bad heah.
Hey! I think I see a vewy smawuh wight!

Little Timmy |

Little Timmy, unharmed, removes himself from the offal of the sliced open and gnawed on canine. He looks at the poor, even more mutilated Buttuglypoodlekin who wouldn't listen.
Poor Bad Doggie...
He then wipes his hands off on KC's cape and goes skipping off.
Thanks mistah! I've never been saved befoah by a dog who was pawut wizawud.
Wee!
He jumps into a nearby stream an floats away.

Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy |

Wow, KC!
You saved little Timmy even before Lassie did!
You're such a hero!
Gazes in adulation and wonder, eyes a-star.
Oh JOY! He was just here! KC was just here! {kneels to collect small sample of dirt from one of Kobold Cleaver's footprints, scoops it into small gold box}
Oh Happy Day! {does bouncing Happy Dance}

Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy |

*Hides underground*
*Twitches*
Wait, you're hiding in a spiderhole? That's too punny. :)
Oh how I wish I had Tremorsense or Scent to find him and give him a BIIIIIIIIG HUG!

Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy |

Wolfie! Where you been, buddy?
Watchya doin?
Have you seen our heroic buddy anywhere?
My BuddysenseTM is tingling, but I don't see him anywhere.
I've been pouring plaster-of-Paizo into his footprints though. Once they harden, maybe we can use them as a link to scry out his location?

Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy |

Wolfie, you're the sharpest chuul/wolfhound I know!
Wolf... hound? {counts all 8 legs twice} Ok, I'll play along. {chitters, er, yips with excitement}
By the way, I brought my Jeff the Spider plushie you wanted to borrow.
Just don't bury it, okay?
{stops digging hole that has just exposed the tip of a kobold's head} Okay {fills in hole, reburies hidden kobold}
But I can't promise... can't resist... <ZAPPPP> {paralyzes plush spider with antenna-pedipalps}
Hey, do you think my Acme™ metal detector would help us find KC? I bought it at a Jack garage sale.
His Cleaver is metal isn't it? Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!