*starts searching for a bread golem and a jelly golem*
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*looks for pastries*
*checks the cabinets for pastries*
*starts chewing on bear's claw*
*sneaks around, looking for pastries*
Battlefield earth book was good anyways. I've seen enough Scientology documentaries to know where this is going. ... ... Do you have pastries?
*gives Mort puppy-dog eyes* *leaves it up to you to decide if he means a really sad look or the actual eyes from a small domestic canine*
*searches the cabinets for treats*
*searches for cream-filled chocolate-covered long johns*
*looks up, sees it isn't a doughnut, continues searching*
*searches for pastries*
*searches for pastries*
*seeks fried dough*
*hears "diabetes", searches for pastries*
*searches for pastries*
*sighs, continues looking for delicious pastries*
*looks at bear's claws longingly*
*searches for pastries*
*seeks munchies*
*hunts for doughnuts*
*searches for pastries*
*scours the cabinets for pastries*
*searches for pastries*
*explores for sweet treats*
You can keep your nasty bagels. I want pastries.
*searches for leftover pastries*
*still looking for pastries*
*still searching for pastries*
*continues searching for pastries*
*searches cabinets for pastries* |