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My zoo pet peeve, ignorant a+&+$*&s pushing their ignorance on the next generation.
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That always happens at the zoo.
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Taking the kids to the zoo, I know this because I have more stuffed animals in my backpack then water or snacks.
What cage do they live in at the zoo?
~grins and runs~
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My zoo pet peeve, ignorant a*#&$%@s pushing their ignorance on the next generation.
But OWLS CAN keep turning their heads in circles!
Lemmings commit mass suicides!Bats are Blind!
Ostriches hide their heads! The stupid birds!
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A few highlights.
Twin baby lion cubs are out, we weren't expecting that.
There's a baby rhino, it was rolling around in the mud, soooo adorable!
Male orangutan buries his face in lady orangutan's privates, a dad tells his children "he's just reading a book" his children look skeptical.
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My zoo pet peeve, ignorant a*#&$%@s pushing their ignorance on the next generation.But OWLS CAN keep turning their heads in circles!
Lemmings commit mass suicides!
Bats are Blind!
Ostriches hide their heads! The stupid birds!
I love ostriches.
They are incredibly territorial and aggressive animals that will beat the s@*# out of you for looking at them wrong. Don't try to run from them, they will catch up to you without a problem then begin the curbstomp. A glancing kick from them will knock a human bring unconscious, a full on blow will shatter a skull(potentially).
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Gods, it's only school day 2 and I'm already facing all of the issues from last year! In spite of the kids swearing up and down "never again" because this stuff causes them great unhappiness:
I woke up Impus Minor at 6:10 am. Instead of getting up and moving to the living room (as he knows he has to to wake up), he rolled over and fell back asleep. Leading to the overwhelming, over-the-top panic attack when I woke him up again and he didn't have time to unwind. Yeah, sending my kid to school in tears with no breakfast is all kinds of fun.
I asked Impus Major about homework last night and he insisted he'd done it all. Then this morning he found a math assignment he'd completely forgotten about and put in the wrong place. I swear, we all know that you can hand him a ball and say, "Put this in the blue box in the kitchen" and he'll forget these instructions on his way there. We have all kinds of coping mechanisms, including all his homework going in the same place and me going over it every night with him. Yet he still forgets to put it in the right place.
Dishes, food, and garbage left all over the house as the kids' ability to clean up after themselves completely evaporates, and then they complain when their allowances have been massively cut because of such behavior. (It's pretty simple -- each item that *I* have to pick up costs them $1. They can lose their allowance pretty darned fast.)
*SIGH*. And here I thought both kids were showing a lot more maturity this year and things were going to be different.
Don't worry, NH, I was just like them when I was their age, and I turned out ju-...
Oh.
Oh, wait.
Oooooohhhhhh, carp.
Yeah, it's probably better to worry.
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My zoo pet peeve, ignorant a*#&$%@s pushing their ignorance on the next generation.But OWLS CAN keep turning their heads in circles!
Lemmings commit mass suicides!
Bats are Blind!
Ostriches hide their heads! The stupid birds!
* The Wallachian Rotary Owl can.
* They meant lemons, not lemmings, and it's true. You put 40 or 50 lemons at the top of a cliff and they'll roll right off, no matter how hard you try to talk them out of it.* Cricket bats are. (What's a cricket bat? It's like an owlbear. No further questions, please)
* Have you ever seen an ostrich when it's gone out without any makeup on? Then you wouldn't wonder why they do.
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You'd think a dog and a forty one year old man would be able to fell a simple housefly...
Hey! Mickey managed seven in one blow!
Good night, John!
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G'night, John! Rest well.
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You'd think a dog and a forty one year old man would be able to fell a simple housefly...
fret not. Even one punch mam has problems with a mosquito.
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The fly still lives.
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*explores for sweet treats*
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The fly still lives.
*cough*flamethrowers*cough*
Incidentally, your new avatar looks kinda like a half-elven Penn Jillette, as I'm sure you'll be pleased to know.
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I hate Penn and Teller.
So yes, thank you! :-)
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Good morning, John.
Do you know what the world needs now?
What the world needs now is tactical sporks, sweet tactical sporks.
'Not recommended to be put in your kids' lunchboxes, because of 'SECURITY' and the 'RULES' some schools have about knives'
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Good morning, John.
Do you know what the world needs now?
What the world needs now is tactical sporks, sweet tactical sporks.
'Not recommended to be put in your kids' lunchboxes, because of 'SECURITY' and the 'RULES' some schools have about knives'
If I was into sporks, I'd have picked this up...
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We have a serrated spoon.
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Is a Tactical Serrated Spoon?
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It can be.
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Apparently it's for grapefruit and the like.
NOT for cereal.
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I don't want to work tonight.
It's the only day I work this week, and I'm going to be late anyway because the wife is working overtime, so I probably shouldn't call in just because I don't want to work.
I save that excuse for spring time. :-)
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Oh, don't get me started. I had a relatively large amount of vacation this summer (14 days, which is usually my allotted annual total until we got our "infinite vacation" package), yet on Monday I was feeling pretty bloogey so I took a day off sick. Yesterday was a perfectly reasonable day, but today I'm feeling slooooooooooow and all I want to do is take the afternoon off to nap.
And it's even worse because my manager's on vacation for 2 weeks (she also decided to take advantage of the new policy) and I'm in charge of the department.
"Hey, NobodysHome, can I take an extra half-day of sick leave?"
"No problemo, NobodysHome! Enjoy your nap!"
Stupid overbearing sense of responsibility, keeping me at work when I'd rather be napping...
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I finally got the fly! Stupid f@~+er tried to annoy me in the shower and ended up drowning.
Of course, the joke's still on me because guess who gets to do his monthly drain cleaning this weekend. :-(
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Tiny T-Rex: Dad, are you getting ready for work?
Me: yes.
Tiny T-Rex: Yay! We can do whatever we want!... I mean we could do whatever we want... And we probably will.
Me: Well, mom will be home.
Tiny T-Rex: Oh, so all I have to do is ask nicely and we get to do whatever we want.
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Tiny T-Rex: Dad, are you getting ready for work?
Me: yes.
Tiny T-Rex: Yay! We can do whatever we want!... I mean we could do whatever we want... And we probably will.
Me: Well, mom will be home.
Tiny T-Rex: Oh, so all I have to do is ask nicely and we get to do whatever we want.
The anarchy begins...
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Good morning, John.
Do you know what the world needs now?
What the world needs now is tactical sporks, sweet tactical sporks.
'Not recommended to be put in your kids' lunchboxes, because of 'SECURITY' and the 'RULES' some schools have about knives'
Yyyyyeeeesssssss...
If I was into sporks, I'd have picked this up...
As it is, I'm way more into foons! since they do a better job as both fork and spoon, whereas a spork does a poor job as either of them.
Yyyyyyeeeeesssss...
Is a Tactical Serrated Spoon?
YYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS...
Apparently it's for grapefruit and the like.
NOT for cereal.
Wat.
It can be.
YYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS...
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Oh, don't get me started. I had a relatively large amount of vacation this summer (14 days, which is usually my allotted annual total until we got our "infinite vacation" package), yet on Monday I was feeling pretty bloogey so I took a day off sick. Yesterday was a perfectly reasonable day, but today I'm feeling slooooooooooow and all I want to do is take the afternoon off to nap.
And it's even worse because my manager's on vacation for 2 weeks (she also decided to take advantage of the new policy) and I'm in charge of the department.
"Hey, NobodysHome, can I take an extra half-day of sick leave?"
"No problemo, NobodysHome! Enjoy your nap!"Stupid overbearing sense of responsibility, keeping me at work when I'd rather be napping...
So totally there, my dude. I slept way too much today (I wiped out on the couch after getting up this morning) and have felt really guilty ever since, despite having made sure that my sons have both been fed and entertained and so on...
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A baby elephant here at the Pittsburgh Zoo had to be euthanized. Link
That's so sad. :/
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Two people thought they could catch me to ask me stupid questions.
Not quite.
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So, earlier today, when I was looking up "bishonen" to make sure I (more or less) spelled it right, - shut it, I've got my reasons, you don't even know - I stumbled across this. That's... surreal. XD
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Only ten minutes left, or so.
So you finally decided to become Lemontius.
That will look really weird to anyone who doesn't know who "Lemontius" is and to anyone who reads it after you change your avatar.
Heh.
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Good morning, John.
Do you know what the world needs now?
What the world needs now is tactical sporks, sweet tactical sporks.
'Not recommended to be put in your kids' lunchboxes, because of 'SECURITY' and the 'RULES' some schools have about knives'
Yyyyyeeeesssssss...
If I was into sporks, I'd have picked this up...
As it is, I'm way more into foons! since they do a better job as both fork and spoon, whereas a spork does a poor job as either of them.Yyyyyyeeeeesssss...
Is a Tactical Serrated Spoon?YYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS...
Apparently it's for grapefruit and the like.
NOT for cereal.
Wat.
It can be.YYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS...
I'm not sure where my delighted to disturbed ratio should be about you liking my comment about the many uses of a serrated spoon...
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Eh...
I'll figure it out later...
I've bigger fish to fry!
*suddenly realizes that he left his earbuds at his office*
NNNOOOOO!!! Cosmo!*waves fist in air*