Come on, R2, light my,
Trousers on fire.
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Change! Change! Change! Chan-gin' ma pants,Chan-gin' damp, Trousers.
I say, is that the warm smell of colitas, or have I wee'd myself again?
*BONK-BONK-BONK-BONK-BONK...!* All our times have come. Here but now they're gone.
He's a [censored] ball wizard
Owner of a shiny heart, dootdoot doot.
She was born in the back of a travelling bear,
They'd call us GYPSIES, TRAMPS AND BEARS (etc.)
Unicorn badger, unicorn badger, unicorn badger, yeah.
The same wind that we are just dust in.
THEY'D CALL US,
Ghanoush-ba Trouper, Tzatziki's gonna find youShining like the sun (etc)
Everywhere I hear the sound of riled-up, angry bleats,
...I'll come fooooollowing you...
which is hilarious as I dont wear underwear.Y-WING FOREVERI misread this as “Y-Fronts Forever,“ and I figured you were very passionate about old school underwear. Chafin' away, On the thin ice of a new day
And IIIIIIII,
I've been to paradise, But I've never been, To Schism.
This is the dawning of
So it's a rectal thermometer, then? Because I'm, Hot bottomed, Check it and see.
Once
{To the tune of 'Uptown Girl'} Ghostbane dirge,
John, do you have any MRE stories you'd like to share, or are the memories (MREs?) still too painful? They're very much like the shadows of your mind, however you spell them.
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
"Aquapulg" is Jethro Longears's most overrated song. Swimming in a coral reef (dur dur durdur) Causing little fish to come to grief...
ABLEIST LORRAINE DROWNING ARTHUR'S CAR.
Here's a goodun. Sniff Hugh, Leafy Mao,
GAY LARD, Huge chutney on my knees,GAY LARD, Ham pegging, starlings sneeze, GAY LARD, Snarling, bone two wheezing curried pines!
I don't know whats happening anymore. Me 'n' Jim are singing 'Hosing Mylie's Pigeon', by Auntie Em, with all the right lyrics.
Tryin' to steep a pie in pee, But I don't know if I can do it.Bono's chives sped slow mulch, I haven't shed a muff.
And you were a ladeeee,
The next poster is a man-fisher.
If you die in the same room you were born in, then your lifetime net movement would be 0. What if you were born in the back of a travellin' shoooow?
Here comes the murdery girdery man, he's singing songs of
*Opens the door* *Gets on the floor* NO, GOATOUCHER, NO! THAT'S HOW THEY BECAME EXTINCT FIRST TIME AROUND! And put your boomshakalakalakaboomboom away, if you'd be so kind.
If you're goiiiiing
And it seemed to me
Hold me closer, tiny dangler.
Almost the full length of a starry, starry night, eh? {Wanders past feasters at banquet playing a medley of the greatest hits of 'Chicago' on a hurdy-gurdy}
Which is probably the only thing I have in common with Lionel Ritchie. The next poster was not what Lionel was looking for.
I'll take a herpetologist. With curry sauce and a side of roasted corn.I didn’t know herpes was its own field!
Will you spay my fleas, will you bean my muff,
It was 4 years before I was born today exactly 30 years ago. Happy birthday, Doctor_Wu! Are you really 26 now? Jolly good show and woo-hoo!Are you wearing a bow-tie Or eating key lime pie? Happy birthday, Dr.
Good morning, John. Do you know what the world needs now? What the world needs now is tactical sporks, sweet tactical sporks. 'Not recommended to be put in your kids' lunchboxes, because of 'SECURITY' and the 'RULES' some schools have about knives'
Depends. How bright are his eyes?
You were born in the back of a travelling shoooow
THEY'D CALL US HAMSTERS, TRAMPS AND THIEVES.
Have I ever told you you're my hero?
I thought Kobold Cleaver had died. Stop scaring me like that.Sweet Christmas, so did I. Thank goodness. He's still trapped here in Hotel Paizofornia with the rest of us. CAN KOBOLD ANY TIME AM LIKE BUT CAN NEVER CLEAVE.
AM APOLOGISE THAT FEEL LIKE KID WITH TEENAGE CRUSH ON SCHOOLDAY |