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Silver Crusade

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I apologize for something. You'll know when the time comes...

Silver Crusade

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Since apparently Chris is holding the fort during this particularly tough week, I'd like to apologise for the entire forum and take their collective sins onto myself, Jesus-style.


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Gorbacz wrote:
Since apparently Chris is holding the fort during this particularly tough week, I'd like to apologise for the entire forum and take their collective sins onto myself, Jesus-style.

You decided to take the blame before or after seeing the new batch of Paizo-nerfed-everything-we-cared-about threads?


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Gorbacz wrote:
Since apparently Chris is holding the fort during this particularly tough week, I'd like to apologise for the entire forum and take their collective sins onto myself, Jesus-style.

I apologize to Chris for now wanting to crucify Gorbacz.

Silver Crusade

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After. Crucify me, I shall return from ze grave in 3 days, AND THEN I WILL PLAY MY ALUCARD #B~!+%ESLOVECANNONS


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Gorbacz wrote:
After. Crucify me, I shall return from ze grave in 3 days, AND THEN I WILL PLAY MY ALUCARD #B&+@*ESLOVECANNONS

Only if you hide chocolate eggs for me. That's part of the deal...

Liberty's Edge

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Christopher Anthony wrote:
Chris Lambertz is so rockstar she's immune to the combined Intimidation Stare of three coworkers. It was a humbling experience.

I've only ever known you as a name posted on the boards.

I'm sorry Chris for, all this time, assuming you were a guy. Oopsie...


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NobodysHome wrote:
Gorbacz wrote:
After. Crucify me, I shall return from ze grave in 3 days, AND THEN I WILL PLAY MY ALUCARD #B&+@*ESLOVECANNONS
Only if you hide chocolate eggs for me. That's part of the deal...

I blame Cosmo that I just mentally pictured an Eekster toothy bag making "chocolate" eggs.

I apologize to Chris that I just put that image in others' heads.

Sovereign Court

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I apologize.

You know what I've done. ^_^


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Gorbacz wrote:
After. Crucify me, I shall return from ze grave in 3 days

No more Polish Messianic Poetry for you for the next month.

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, AND THEN I WILL PLAY MY ALUCARD #B~%$$ESLOVECANNONS

Nor Anime.

Silver Crusade

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You meant: no more posting while drunk, surely?


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I apologize for altering reality in a manner that is very uneasy (understatement) for the human mind. Kind of hard not to do that when you're an Aberration.


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Gorbacz wrote:
You meant: no more posting while drunk, surely?

But then we'll never see Freehold again!

Dark Archive

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I am just going to go with I am sorry.


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Gorbacz wrote:
You meant: no more posting while drunk, surely?

I'll go get nails. You are overdue by two years anyway.

Sorry, Chris.


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I apologize for succeeding in getting a Vargouille to kiss the paralyzed little witch.


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I apologize for my vitrol in some of the political and social threads.

I also apologize for that thing I did to my players last week, they know the one, and twas my fault for the evil, even if I did blame Cosmo for it.

Shadow Lodge

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Gorbacz wrote:
Since apparently Chris is holding the fort during this particularly tough week, I'd like to apologise for the entire forum and take their collective sins onto myself, Jesus-style.

I volunteer to drive in the nails!

very

very

slowly


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RoboChris is the best. <3

Silver Crusade

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I'm sorry for ALL the things!

Dark Archive

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I finally have one, to fall out of the habit of even checking the forums anymore. Been months since I looked at them and half a year since I posted.

What can I say? Taking over the world is time consuming.


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Dark_Mistress wrote:

I finally have one, to fall out of the habit of even checking the forums anymore. Been months since I looked at them and half a year since I posted.

What can I say? Taking over the world is time consuming.

World is overrated! Take over the forum instead!

Sorry Chris...

Silver Crusade

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I have just started an alignment thread in the Advice board. Forgive me, Chris Lambertz! D:

Scarab Sages

I'm sorry I have to do this, Chris...*blows LOUD raspberry*


I apologize for my despoilment of posts - but you see, I was merely inspired by the combined guidance of Tar-Baphon, zombie Michael Jackson, and the ghost of Reagan, they who would despoil everything!


The hole in the ozone layer? Yeah, that was me. Also male pattern baldness.

Scarab Sages

There's a legion of belligerent ambulatory rose bushes marching on the Carolinas. My fault, sorry.

Grand Lodge

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I apologize for not keeping that thread civil. Chris knows which one.


I appologize I am one of the reasons the Asmodeus the Misogynist thread went bad and had to be closed.

Community & Digital Content Director

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Removed a post. Comments about our moderation policies can go to community@paizo.com, not other threads.

Scarab Sages

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ZOMG! Chris Lambertz has descended on the Chris Lambertz thread! It's Lambertzeption! This is how black holes form, people!

Lantern Lodge

I apologize. I should not have said that Iomedae should learn to have more fun in the Asmodeus the misogynist.

I apologize for a little out of topic posting.


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AM APOLOGIZE TO CHRIS FOR THINKING THIS AM GOOD IDEA FOR SUPAHSTAH! VOTING ALIAS.

Scarab Sages

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AM NO UNDERSTAND APOLOGY, CULL AM FINE NAME


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AM APOLOGISE THAT FEEL LIKE KID WITH TEENAGE CRUSH ON SCHOOLDAY


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I apologise for failing to kill even one miserable player character with Runelord Sorshen last weekend. Hangs his head in shame.

Scarab Sages

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I apologize for spamming.

Scarab Sages

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I apologize for spamming.

Scarab Sages

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I apologize for spamming.

Scarab Sages

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I apologize for spamming.

Scarab Sages

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I apologize for spamming.

Scarab Sages

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I apologize for spamming.

Scarab Sages

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I apologize for spamming.

Dark Archive

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I apologize for not realizing you were female until I saw your entry on the "Meet the Judges" page for RPG Superstar.

I am also sorry for my collection of aliases that are not all SFW.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Manager

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For my most recent autocorrect fail. I am so so so sorry.

Silver Crusade

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I accidentally created an edition war thread a few years ago. So...sorry about that.


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I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:
I apologize for spamming.

I'm sorry I encouraged this sort of behavior by favoriting every single one...but it was really funny to me!


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I *slightly* apologize for pitting my party against a monster with 20ft reach, that grapples and assaults one's throat (inside) for suffocation upon confirmed grapple.

I have just created a scene that belongs in Japanese movies by confirming against a female PC.

*Twirls thumbs with mixed feelings*

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