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Careful, your name sounds almost like a certain brand of chocolate.


Tell me, how's the Zon-Kuthongs Kickstarter going?


growing like a weed, much like the litter of Pulg-lings


I'm fairly certain growing weed in this thread is against Paizo's policies.

More's the pity.


Good day.

I win again.


VRMH wrote:

I'm fairly certain growing weed in this thread is against Paizo's policies.

More's the pity.

So your that kind of garden gnome!


Gnomes! Crush them all i say!!!


Gnomes? Where? I could go for a snack.


Gnomes are nothing but high fructose corn syrup, MSG and sparkles - the Golarian equivalent of candyfloss.

Try halflings, the wholesome, free-range alternative.

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Ah yes, there's a slight problem with that...

*Points to the right showing a massive amount of large creatures that seem to be sharks on legs.*

The bulette breeding programme at the local zoo was a complete success, too much of a success as a matter of fact, because every single bulette has escaped and eating every halfling in sight!


Hear hear.


The Fiend Fantastic wrote:
Hear hear.

THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO ANY DEAF POSTERS OUT THERE!!!!


WHAT!??!


Molten Dragon wrote:
WHAT!??!

I THINK HE SAID DEAD POSERS!!!


DREAD TOASTERS???!


Derp losers???


MILK AND TWO SUGARS, PLEASE.


Yes. Truly awful. Kids these days, huh?


Get off my lawn!


As of 5:00 this morning, I think you will find that it is now my lawn, old man!

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Look out! The bulette stampede have eaten every last halfling and now they are starting to go after everyone else!

*Legs it to safety, hopefully.*


If there isn't a bulette with your name on it, you'll be fine.


Though there might be a bullet with your name on it....or was that a bucket?


It was a bucket of bullets.


The NYC bulette was happy to provide.


I regularly send a bulette to my Valentine.


I regularly feed my Valentines to a Bulette


I'm afraid of undead land sharks. You know, Boo-lettes.


Owlbears. Flumphi. Quippers. (Heh. Quippered snacks.)


I'm afraid of bralettes.


Brolettes are the absolute worst though. Who wants to clean up a bunch tunnels dug while the digger was drunk?


Hmm sounds interesting


Me winning is interesting.

Scarab Sages

But not as interesting as THIS!

*runs off with the Win while everyone's distracted*


*Pops out of a nearby tunnel, grabs the win, and retreats back into the tunnel, never breaking eye contact with I'm Hiding In Your Closet*

Scarab Sages

*zooms out of the tunnel driving a train, squishing Generic Dwarf #112 and catching the Win in the train's cattle-guard*


*Breaks out the 105mm howitzers, blows up the train, the tunnel, and everything else within a half-mile radius, then bellows at his troops to sieve through the debris until they locate the win.*


:is found in one of the craters, sitting in a chez-lounge, sunbathing nude, the Win nestled in his navel:

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I heard an explosion! Is everyone alright? Has the bulette stampede stopped? Why are there people screaming and clawing their eyes out?


I'll be coming 'round the mountain when I Win.
I'll be coming 'round the mountain when I Win.
I'll be coming 'round the mountain, I'll be coming 'round the mountain,
I'll be coming 'round the mountain when I Win.

I'll be driving six white horses when I Win.
I'll be driving six white horses when I Win.
I'll be driving six white horses, I'll be driving six white horses,
I'll be driving six white horses when I Win.

They'll all come out to meet me when I Win.
They'll all come out to meet me when I Win.
They'll all come out to meet me, they'll all come out to meet me,
They'll all come out to meet me when I Win.

They will kill the old red rooster when I Win.
They will kill the old red rooster when I Win.
They will kill the old red rooster, they will kill the old red rooster,
They will kill the old red rooster when I Win.

We'll all have chicken and dumplings when I Win.
We'll all have chicken and dumplings when I Win.
We'll all have chicken and dumplings, we'll all have chicken and dumplings,
We'll all have chicken and dumplings when I Win.


TAKE AM BROKEN WIN
LEARN TO WIN AGAIN
USE OLIVE OIL, NOT GHEE
TO LUBRICATE AM ORIFICE
[CENSORED] OF [CENSORED] AM OPEN UP
AND LET US IN


Shh! Some of us are trying to win!


And some of us are just here to spoil the win for everyone else.


RRRRRAAAAWWWWWHHHHRRRRR


PIC-A-NIC BRAIIINNNSSS


Paizo Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Superscriber
Zombi Bear wrote:
PIC-A-NIC BRAIIINNNSSS

* points at GoatToucher *

You can find them over there.

* hands Fred and Alissa's bear each a salmon *


* Something something something BEAR PUN *


*Smacks Jokey with a salmon.*


Jokey the Unfunny Comedian wrote:
* Something something something BEAR PUN *

*laughs uproariously*

Your best yet, Jokey!


MD, better go at him with a swordfish.

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