[PFS] Fallen Fortress of Harsk! (Inactive)

Game Master Andrew Harasty

HARSK!

Maps MoFF - HARSK!


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Go ahead and introduce your Harsk or just Dot and Delete for now.

For a bit of a teaser:

♫ I got my Harsk right here, complete with axe and gear,
A Pathfinder to rescue if the weather's clear
Pee-eww, pee-ewww, the trogs stink through & through
But with our dancing dwarves we'll make it do! ♫

Source: Guys & Dolls, Frank Sinatra's Fugue for Tinhorns.
New Lyrics by Hmm


”Sexy Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

"Ruddy dwarves. Always tryin' ta copy a good dwarf's look!" Sexy Harsk muttered, before checking his reflection in his axe. "Lookin' good, Harsk me old mate. Lookin' good." He side-eyes the other dwarves. "Not all grubby like them others. Nossir. Better'n all o' them."


"Li'l Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None. | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6
Skills:
Appraise +0 (+2 to assess nonmagical metals or gemstones), Handle Animal +3, Heal +6, Knowledge (geography or nature) +4, Perception +6 (+8 to notice unusual stonework), Stealth +6, Survival +6 (+7 to follow tracks)

"Gee, Mister." chimes in Li'l Harsk. "That axe o' yours sure is shiny!"

"How do ya manage ta keep it lookin' so clean?"


”Sexy Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

"Great flamin' badgers, sonny-boy! Why're yer eyes so darn big?!?" Harsk peers at the smaller dwarf with the undeniably cute giant eyes.

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”Vagrant Harsk” (green pawn) | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 8/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

"Awwww yissss!"


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"Snooty Harsk" | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | battleaxe +3 (1d8+2/×3) | heavy crossbow +4 (1d10/19-20) | Active Conditions: None.

"Oh, I say! Scratcher, you follow me now, or you'll get left behind, and there will be no kitty kibble for you!"

Training Scratcher, Minion of Harsk..., to teach him the Heel trick:

Handle Animal (DC 15): 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11

The little gray Siamese cat runs off to explore, meowing loudly.

"Oh, bother!" The dwarf does not even attempt to follow the cat. Instead, Harsk... takes a deep breath and begins to sing. He is wildly off-key.

"I say!
The price of a meal's not a price that you're willing to pay.
You howl, at your food which you knock from your bowl when you see me go by.
Why so mad?
Remember we made an arrangement when you tagged along.
Now you're being so bad,
Remember, despite your annoyance, I'm your dad

You'll be back
Soon you'll see
You'll remember you belong to me
You'll be back
Time will tell
You'll remember that I served you fresh kobold liver..."


The gray cat cocks an ear when he hears his dwarf start singing off in the distance. The cat does not hear the sound of a package of trail rations or animal feed being opened, so he ignores Harsk... and continues sniffing and pawing at the field mouse hole he has found near an old tree stump, meowing loudly to get the attention of any mice nearby.


"Li'l Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None. | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6
Skills:
Appraise +0 (+2 to assess nonmagical metals or gemstones), Handle Animal +3, Heal +6, Knowledge (geography or nature) +4, Perception +6 (+8 to notice unusual stonework), Stealth +6, Survival +6 (+7 to follow tracks)
Haaaaarsk wrote:
"Great flamin' badgers, sonny-boy! Why're yer eyes so darn big?!?"

"Well, gosh!" the smaller dwarf replies, "Prob’ly ‘cause I’s enjoy the wide skies of the open plains more than claustrophobic tunnels.”

“And I’s prefer the taste o’ tea ta alcohol, too, I does!” he adds, as he pulls a teapot out of his backpack.

When Li’l Harsk notices the cat dashing away, he tries to console the other dwarf. "Gee whiz, Mister! That’s some bad luck. "

He withdraws a signal whistle from his backpack and offers, "Maybe, I can teach that cat a trick er two!”
Handle Animal (DC 15): 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13

Unable to herd the cat, the dwarf notes, "Maybe, it just doesn't like dwarves."


Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 7/12 |AC 16, T 13, FF 13| CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6

"Will all-o-ye quit yer yammering? There's werk to be done. Time we get to it."

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”Vagrant Harsk” (green pawn) | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 8/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

"Werk? Why I ain't had no werk since aught-eight! Let's geh on wi' it, huh?"

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DRUM ROLL!!!!!!!!!

Opening Scene

A grippli stands in the spot light!.

It's the Fallen Fortress Delve
With our very special guests, The Singing Harks!

The grippli flails in excitement.
The Chorus of Goblins, Kobolds, and assorted fey comes dancing out!

It's time to load the crossbows
It's time to sharp the axe
It's time to meet the Delvers on the Fallen Fortress Delve

♫ It's time to put on armor
It's time to strike the shield
It's time to knock the door in on the Fallen Fortress Delve

♫ Why do we always go there
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to clear the rooms

♫ But now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational, Dwarfenational, Harskenational
This is what we call the Fallen Fortress Delve

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At the Grand Harsk Lodge you are meeting with the in-famous explorer and adventurer, Older than Middle-Aged Harsk but Younger than Old Harsk Harsk.

From the dais of the lodge, Older than Middle-Aged Harsk but Younger than Old Harsk Harsk addresses the assembled Harsk!

"Harsk of Yore, before us these Brave Harsk are to go forth and seek from the Fallen Fortess, the greatest treasure of all. The legdendary Harsk-stone, not to be confused with the Lesser Stone of Harsk, or Stoned Harsk."

From back of the Hall a Harsk cries out "Duuuuude!"

Older than Middle-Aged Harsk but Younger than Old Harsk Harsk continues, "Harsk! this is a great honor, and you will face many challenges, you may even....become not Harsk!" A reverent hush falls over the Lodge.

"Dude?"

"So Go and Ye Heroes! Go and Die!" The cheer erupts from the hall.

After a few moments, Older than Middle-Aged Harsk but Younger than Old Harsk Harsk ask, "You got any questions"


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”Sexy Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

"Dude." The sexy Harsk utters, while an off-screen unseen fan gently blows his beard and head-hair in wavy sexy lines.


"Snooty Harsk" | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | battleaxe +3 (1d8+2/×3) | heavy crossbow +4 (1d10/19-20) | Active Conditions: None.

In the front row of the audience of assembled Harsk (I did not realize that the plural of Harsk is also Harsk, but it makes perfect sense!), one neatly dressed Harsk sits with a small, gray cat sleeping under his chair, apparently taking detailed notes in a small booklet held awkwardly on his lap. When Older than Middle-Aged Harsk but Younger than Old Harsk Harsk calls for questions, Snooty Harsk calls out (without looking up from his notes), "Yes, pardon me, if you don't mind too terribly much old chap, what is a ten-letter word or words for 'The creatures that currently occupy the Fallen Fortress'?"

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”Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

"Aye, lads!" one the Harsk shouts. "Ve must go to ze Fallen Fortress, ya?"

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”Vagrant Harsk” (green pawn) | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 8/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

"Hee hee, a real job!" The disheveled Harsk grins wistfully. "Why, I hain't been on no mission in a dog's age! Meanin' no 'ffense, o'course" he adds, nodding to the cat. "Say" he says, leaning in conspiratorially, "isere any grub comin' our way? Dem trail rations is good eatin'! Bettr'n a can o' beans anywhoo! Haw haw *hack* *cough* *wheeze*"


Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 7/12 |AC 16, T 13, FF 13| CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6

"Have crossbow, will kill orcs and trolls and stuff. Ah'm ready to get to work."


"Li'l Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None. | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6
Skills:
Appraise +0 (+2 to assess nonmagical metals or gemstones), Handle Animal +3, Heal +6, Knowledge (geography or nature) +4, Perception +6 (+8 to notice unusual stonework), Stealth +6, Survival +6 (+7 to follow tracks)

"Golly!" pipes up Li'l Harsk. "Ize n'er been to no 'Fallen Fortress' bef'r. It all sounds like it'll be lot'sa fun!"

The smaller dwarf slides himself up on one of the tables in the Lodge in order to be better seen and heard by the Older than Middle-Aged Harsk but Younger than Old Harsk Harsk. "But, jus' how'll it'll all be that we'd be recognizin' this 'legdendary Harsk-stone--not to be confused with the Lesser Stone of Harsk, or Stoned Harsk--?"

"No offense, Dude." Li'l Harsk adds quickly as an aside, anticipating a response from a Harsk in the back of the Hall. "I didn'a mean ta go 'n Harsk yer mellow."

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With that Older than Middle-Aged Harsk but Younger than Old Harsk Harsk states : "Then GO!"

With much fanfare and singing you are sent along your way.

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The ruined siege castle now being called the Fallen Fortress rises out of the churned earth of the Cairnlands. No doors or windows mar the otherwise smooth expanse of the tower’s walls. The tower is quatrefoil in plan; its eastern wing has largely collapsed, exposing the interior floors to the open air. Only the topmost level seems whole, though its eastern portion hangs precariously over the mountain of rubble left by the collapse. At ground level, the rubble frames a gaping hole in the side of the building that provides access to the tower’s darkened interior.

See Map of Entrance


”Sexy Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

"Huh. Looks a little broken down, like you, Harsk!" Sexy Harsk guffaws attractively.


"Li'l Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None. | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6
Skills:
Appraise +0 (+2 to assess nonmagical metals or gemstones), Handle Animal +3, Heal +6, Knowledge (geography or nature) +4, Perception +6 (+8 to notice unusual stonework), Stealth +6, Survival +6 (+7 to follow tracks)
Haaaaarsk wrote:
"Huh. Looks a little broken down, like you, Harsk!" Sexy Harsk guffaws attractively.

"I think he's talkin' ta you." Li'l Harsk whispers to the nearest Harsk.

Rushing forward and climbing atop the nearest boulder and examines the structure and nearby environs.
Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25

"Gosh," he mutters aloud. "I must have misheard Harsk--at least the one who looked like he was older than middle-aged, but younger than the oldest of Harsk. I thought he said it was the 'Fallen Fortress', but since sum of its still standin', he clearly meant the "Fallin' Fortress.'"


"Snooty Harsk" | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | battleaxe +3 (1d8+2/×3) | heavy crossbow +4 (1d10/19-20) | Active Conditions: None.

Snooty Harsk ignores Sexy Harsk's jibe.

His sort of Harsk is simply incapable of taking things seriously.

"Come along, Scratcher old thing!" Snooty Harsk calls out for his cat as he strides across the rocky plain to approach the Formerly Fallen Fortress.

Li'l Harsk wrote:


"I think he's talkin' ta you." Li'l Harsk whispers to the nearest Harsk.

Rushing forward and climbing atop the nearest boulder and examines the structure and nearby environs.
[dice=Perception]1d20+6

"Little fellow, I say, you should come down from there before you fall and break your neck and cause an unnecessary commotion! Best to let a more ... experienced Harsk blaze the trail."

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”Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

"Per'aps..." Scary Harsk says. "Bu' Ah thank wey should ahll go tuhgeathuh." He then starts climbing some of the boulders--not quite as high as the other Harsk, but enough to get a look at the Fortress. He examines the state of the Fortress and tries to figure out what it would have looked like in its peak.

Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16 +2 more if it were to notice unusual stonework

Grand Lodge

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”Vagrant Harsk” (green pawn) | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 8/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

The disheveled Harsk scratches himself, then belches loudly as he walks along. He begins to hum, loudly and in some key unknown to the rest of the music-loving world, before eventually breaking out into song, in a voice that can best be described as 'enthusiastic'.

♫One evening as the sun went down
And the jungle fire was burning,
Down the track came a Harsk a-hiking,
And he said, "Harsks, I'm not turning
I'm headed for a land that's far away
Besides the crystal fountains
So come with me, we'll go and see
The Big Harsk Dandy Mountains

In the Big Harsk Dandy Mountains,
There's a land that's fair and bright,
Where the rations grow on bushes
And you sleep out every night
Where the dungeons all are empty
And the sun shines every day
On the birds and the bees
And the greataxe trees
The cure-light springs
Where the badger sings
In the Big Harsk Dandy Mountains

In the Big Harsk Dandy Mountains
All the orcs have wooden legs
And the goblin dogs have rubber teeth
And the rocs lay soft-boiled eggs
The harpies play a jaunty tune
And the pits are full of hay
Oh I'm bound to go
Where there ain't no snow
Where the rain don't fall
The wind don't blow
In the Big Harsk Dandy Mountains

I'll see you all this coming Fall
In the Big Harsk Dandy Mountains♫

"Well I'll be damned if that ain't the thingy we're lookin' fer!" Harsk says, wrapping up his song just as you arrive. "Don't look none to stable, do it, though it might suffice to shelter m'poor bones in event o'rain." He scrabbles up a small boulder and peers in at the ruined entrance.

Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15


Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 7/12 |AC 16, T 13, FF 13| CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6

Harsk rests his axe over his shoulder as he approaches the ruined tower. "No time to talk. Work to be done."

Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 21 +2 for stonework.
Stealth: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 21

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The tower is impressively built . It has lost a full side of it and still very stable. Sure it could use some buttressing, but what tower isn't improved by a few buttresses.

While the collective Harsk nod in agreement that this tower at least rates "passable for non-dwarf standards", Scracter meows with the angst of a teenager embarrassed at their parents as three wild dogs leap from one of the ruined chambers.

Initiative:

Init,Snooty: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18
Init,Lil: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
Init,VonHarsk: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
Init,Sexy: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20
Init,Vagrant: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23
Init,Ranger: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12

Init, Dogs: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9

The Chorus of Goblins, Kobolds, and assorted fey comes dancing out and about to chant "Who let the Dogs out" but another dwarf dressed in a futuristic business suit and a brief case hands them a cease and desist order claiming failure on the part of the GM to secure proper royalty arrangements, and mumbles something about this gag being too obvious.

After they depart the Bold may act!

Status Card wrote:

Fortress Level 1 (0:00)

Group conditions:
Round 1

Snooty Harsk - dmg;
Sexy Harsk - dmg; ;
Vagrant Harsk - dmg
Texas Ranger Harsk - dmg

Dog, Teal -- dmg
Dog, Purple -- dmg
Dog, Orange -- dmg

Lil’ Hasrk - dmg;
Harsk McHarsk von Harskenshtein - dmg; ;


”Sexy Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

"We're eatin' wild dog tonight, boys!" Sexy Harsk sings as he moves forward, unslinging his crossbow from his back as he goes. He fires at Orange Wild Dog!
Crossbow vs Orange: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24 for 1d10 ⇒ 2 damage!
Possible crit!: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14 for 1d10 ⇒ 10 more damage! +2 for Killer if he confirms!


Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 7/12 |AC 16, T 13, FF 13| CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6

Harsk DR goes up to purple and swings his axe.

Greataxe
To Hit: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9 To Hurt: 1d12 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14

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Sexy Harsk scores a one shot kill of the orange mongrel. Harsk DR saddles on up only to gloriously miss the other dog.

Snooty and Vagrant can still act

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”Vagrant Harsk” (green pawn) | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 8/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

"Buggrit! Mangy curs!" Harsk trundles forward, fumbling at his back before finding a filthy but apparently operational crossbow at his back and firing at the dog in the doorway!

Crossbow vs. Teal: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17
Damage: 1d10 ⇒ 10

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"Snooty Harsk" | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | battleaxe +3 (1d8+2/×3) | heavy crossbow +4 (1d10/19-20) | Active Conditions: None.

"Scratcher, stay back! These mangy curs are no fit playmates for a finely bred feline such as yourself!"

Snooty Harsk unslung his crossbow as he moves closer to the dogs, then stops to load a bolt into it.

Snooty realizes he has stopped right next to Sexy Harsk when the other's long flowing locks blow into his face. Brushing the other Harsk's hair out of his eyes, Snooty struggles with getting the bolt into the crossbow. When he finally succeeds, he says,"I say, this confounded contraption is quite clumsy, isn't it?"

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Vargant Harsk's shot rings true and also gets a single shot kill

The remaining sees Scratcher, and in a crazy bit of logic feels that the best way to show the cat how useful it is, bites at Harsk Drwaven Ranger.

Atk, Dog Bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11
Dmg, Dog Bite: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

But too distracted by the feline's aloofness, misses the Harsk.

All Harsks are up!

Status Card wrote:

Fortress Level 1 (0:00)

Group conditions:
Round 1

Lil’ Hasrk - dmg;
Harsk McHarsk von Harskenshtein - dmg; ;
Snooty Harsk - dmg;
Sexy Harsk - dmg; ;
Vagrant Harsk - dmg
Texas Ranger Harsk - dmg

Dog, Teal -- DEAD
Dog, Purple -- dmg
Dog, Orange -- DEAD


”Sexy Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

Sexy Harsk sexily reloads and fires at Purple Dog!

Cross words with crossbows vs Purple: 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 - 4 = 14 for 1d10 ⇒ 9 damage!

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”Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

"Ah, dang it." Harsk runs forward, drawing his crossbow, and stops to reload it.


"Li'l Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None. | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6
Skills:
Appraise +0 (+2 to assess nonmagical metals or gemstones), Handle Animal +3, Heal +6, Knowledge (geography or nature) +4, Perception +6 (+8 to notice unusual stonework), Stealth +6, Survival +6 (+7 to follow tracks)

Seeing the others draw their crossbows, Li'l Harsk's wide eyes grow wider. "Gee whiz! Why, I gotz one o' those too!" he remarks, before stepping down from the rock and moving toward the barking beasts.

He let's loose a bolt, hoping not to hit Harsk.

Crossbow vs. Purple into melee: 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 - 4 = 5
Damage (P): 1d10 ⇒ 9

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”Vagrant Harsk” (green pawn) | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 8/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

"Hee hee! There's a winner and no mistake!" Harsk reloads his crossbow and (assuming Sexy Harsk didn't kill it yet) fires at the final dog.

Crossbow vs. Purple (in melee): 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 - 4 = 20
Damage: 1d10 ⇒ 4

Harsk?: 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 - 4 = 13
Harsk!: 1d10 ⇒ 4

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A flurry of Harsk-bow bolts impale the remaining dog.

With the wild dogs cleared, the rest of the tower looms silently over the party. As you can make out from your vantage, the southern chamber is mostly full of rubble but was a den for the pack of small dogs. The northern chamber is less cluttered by rubble.


"Li'l Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None. | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6
Skills:
Appraise +0 (+2 to assess nonmagical metals or gemstones), Handle Animal +3, Heal +6, Knowledge (geography or nature) +4, Perception +6 (+8 to notice unusual stonework), Stealth +6, Survival +6 (+7 to follow tracks)

"Aw shucks!" says Li'l Harsk as he kicks a stone out of they way as he approaches the dog corpses. "I didn'a even get ta hit nuttin'."

After exploring the rubble of the southern chamber and determining it to be impassable, the small dwarf looks upward. "Say! Maybe we could jus' climb up the tower! From the outside!

With some haste, he pulls off his backpack and rifles through it, producing a signal whistle, some trail rations, a vial of antitoxin, a few crossbow bolts, and a teapot. Reaching the bottom of his backpack, the dwarf looks up.

"No rope." he whimpers upon having a realization. "I'm supposed ta be an adventur'r and I f'rgot ta bring any rope."

His lip begins to quiver and a small tear well's up in one of his sizeable eyes.

Then, in an effort to calm himself, he takes in a deep breath before asking the other Harsks, "Anybody got sum rope? Surely, among all o'ya 'venturers, at least one of ya has got sum rope!"


”Sexy Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

"I'm too sexy for my rope." Harsk suddenly appears in a mesh t-shirt, inspiring a new generation of Harsks toward a strange feeling in their Harsky nethers.


Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 7/12 |AC 16, T 13, FF 13| CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6

"Come on, lads. Let's get to it." Harsk DR moves into the northern chamber.
Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22


"Snooty Harsk" | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | battleaxe +3 (1d8+2/×3) | heavy crossbow +4 (1d10/19-20) | Active Conditions: None.

"Have no fear, my lad," says Snooty Harsk, pulling a coil of rope from his pack. "I may not have had the opportunity to fire this mechanical monstrosity -- " Harsk... waves his loaded crossbow around in irritation, somehow managing not to inadvertently shoot anyone "-- but I am thoroughly prepared for whatever perils this Formerly Fallen Fortress may present to us. Now come along, Little Harsk. Come along, Scratcher."

Snooty loops a coil of rope around Li'l Harsk. "Now then, my boy, you just scamper up these rocks. Once you have reached stable footing, you can pull me -- and Scratcher, of course -- up behind you."

Scarab Sages

Maplinks PFS2 2-00 King In Thorn *-* SFS 1-05 First Mandate *-* PFS2 1-02 Mosquito Witch

Harsk enters the northern chamber and sees on the ceiling (15 feet up) a spider. Tap dancing in the webs

"I'm swinging in the webs,
I'm swinging in the webs
What a glorious feeling
I'm swinging in the webs
"

Initiative:

Init,Snooty: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
Init,Lil: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19
Init,VonHarsk: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23
Init,Sexy: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12
Init,Vagrant: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10
Init,Ranger: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16

Init, Spider: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

Everyone can join in on the chorus.

Status Card wrote:

Fortress Level 1 (0:00)

Group conditions:
Round 1

Snooty Harsk - dmg;
Lil’ Hasrk - dmg;
Harsk McHarsk von Harskenshtein - dmg; ;
Sexy Harsk - dmg; ;
Vagrant Harsk - dmg
Texas Ranger Harsk - dmg

Spider ---


Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 7/12 |AC 16, T 13, FF 13| CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6

Harsk readies his crossbow.


"Li'l Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None. | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6
Skills:
Appraise +0 (+2 to assess nonmagical metals or gemstones), Handle Animal +3, Heal +6, Knowledge (geography or nature) +4, Perception +6 (+8 to notice unusual stonework), Stealth +6, Survival +6 (+7 to follow tracks)

Li'l Harsk prepares to tie himself up with the rope, when he hears the singing arachnid. Seeing the ranger enter the room and ready his crossbow, the smaller dwarf follows with his crossbow at the ready, knowing that it would be impolite to kill the singer in the middle of its musical number.
Double move to get into room

With weapon in hand, he patiently waits for the intermission.

Grand Lodge

”Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

Spider-spider, spider-spider, drinks tons of apple cider, can he swing, from a web, yes he's able, from his webbing cable

Harskenschtein, with his crossbow, loads and fires a bolt at the spider.


”Sexy Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

Sexy Harsk double moves into the room!

Grand Lodge

”Vagrant Harsk” (green pawn) | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 8/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

♫Go to sleep you weary spider
Let the Harskies drift slowly by
Listen to the boot-steps thudding'
That's the Harskses lullaby♫

Harsk sings a loud lullaby as he stomps his way into the room. Double move.


"Snooty Harsk" | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | battleaxe +3 (1d8+2/×3) | heavy crossbow +4 (1d10/19-20) | Active Conditions: None.

Snooty Harsk makes his way into the room, pushing past another Harsk to get his shot at the spider.

"Pardon me, dear fellow. Seems a waste not to fire the blasted thing once I've gone to the effort of loading it, wouldn't you say?"

Scratcher sees the spider and jumps on Snooty Harsk's back in alarm just as the uptight dwarf pulls the trigger. Snooty jerks his arm in surprise, with unsurprising results.

Heavy crossbow: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 71d10 ⇒ 3

Scarab Sages

Maplinks PFS2 2-00 King In Thorn *-* SFS 1-05 First Mandate *-* PFS2 1-02 Mosquito Witch

@vonHarsk. You still need to make your attack roll

Snooty Harsk's bold is batted away by Scatcher.

The spider then spits its web at Lil Harsk

Atk, Web- Ranged touch: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23
And he finds himself entangled in the sticky webs.

Everyone is back up.

Status Card wrote:

Fortress Level 1 (0:00)

Group conditions:
Round 1

Snooty Harsk - dmg;
Lil’ Hasrk - dmg; entangled in web
Harsk McHarsk von Harskenshtein - dmg; ;
Sexy Harsk - dmg; ;
Vagrant Harsk - dmg
Texas Ranger Harsk - dmg

Spider ---

Grand Lodge

”Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

Crossbow: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11, 1d10 ⇒ 7

In the fall of the fortress, with some Harsks to fight, with his sticky webs, he attacks just right...

Harsk reloads his crossbow and fires again.

Crossbow: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7, 1d10 ⇒ 7

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