♫One evening as the sun went down
And the jungle fire was burning,
Down the track came a Harsk a-hiking,
And he said, "Harsks, I'm not turning
I'm headed for a land that's far away
Besides the crystal fountains
So come with me, we'll go and see
The Big Harsk Dandy Mountains
In the Big Harsk Dandy Mountains,
There's a land that's fair and bright,
Where the rations grow on bushes
And you sleep out every night
Where the dungeons all are empty
And the sun shines every day
On the birds and the bees
And the greataxe trees
The cure-light springs
Where the badger sings
In the Big Harsk Dandy Mountains
In the Big Harsk Dandy Mountains
All the orcs have wooden legs
And the goblin dogs have rubber teeth
And the rocs lay soft-boiled eggs
The harpies play a jaunty tune
And the pits are full of hay
Oh I'm bound to go
Where there ain't no snow
Where the rain don't fall
The wind don't blow
In the Big Harsk Dandy Mountains
I'll see you all this coming Fall
In the Big Harsk Dandy Mountains♫
