Yohoho and a bottle of Rep! (subSPUF Skull and Shackles)

Game Master Rynjin

"JRAHK NEEDS SNEAKY GOBLIN-MAN ALIVE!!!"

Jrahk runs up to the bigass Grindylow grappling Slickjaw and takes a mighty slash at it.

rage, power
1d20 + 10 ⇒ (7) + 10 = 17
2d4 + 12 ⇒ (3, 4) + 12 = 19

Powering up now, Ace shouts while swimming towards the commotion "WE HAVE TO DESTROY THE BRAINS OF THIS PLACE, AND I CAN BET ITS THAT UGLY MOTHER-HUBBARD THERE"

and slashes at the mother ginderylow

atk: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
dmg: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10

rng pls

Jrahk unleashes a terrifyingly powerful blow, opening a large gash in the creature's side, though it still stays up. Ace tries to strike the finishing blow, but the water slows his blade to the point he may as well have been trying to tickle the beast.

Ignoring Jrahk, even though it must be in great pain, the creature tries to finish off the man who'd been attacking his mother.

1d20 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 17

It wraps its mouth around Slickjaw's small form and swallows him whole.

1d8 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10

10 damage to Slickjaw. You are now in the belly of the beast.

The smaller Grindylow finishes its chanting, and an octopus appears next to Jrahk!

It flails at him with all it has, though misses with both its bite and tentacles.

1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

Slickjaw's turn.

1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23

TENTACLES EVERYWHERE

Slickjaw triggers his regeneration and cuts his way out of the creature's gut.

1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9
1d3 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Ahem. Asdf.

Slickjaw valiantly tries to slice the monster's belly...but his dagger gets stuck in his clothes and he can't quite get it to move.

Ace.

Ace, now slightly miffed that his attacks keep on missing, does another double strike on the mother ginderylow.

atk1: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19

dmg1: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10

atk2: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

dmg2: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10

The mother is the one in the mist you can't see. I'm assuming youre talking about the big boy.

Ace slices into the guy, cutting a long gash in his belly through which Slickjaw's struggles can be vaguely discerned.

...and he's DOWWWWWNNNN.

Arron takes on the visible Lacedon, missing with his bite but beheading the foul creature with two swipes of his wicked claws.

1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20
1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24

2d6 + 6 ⇒ (4, 2) + 6 = 12

Up from the deeps bubbles a final cloud of blood, followed by a severed arm, much of the flesh ripped from its bones.

Jrahk you're up.

We've got Sandra and Colin down on the bottom. Sandra is the higher priority. I've got a swim speed so I'll get 'em.

"Now for the other ugly, COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOUR ARE!"

Well now I don't even know what's visible/alive and what isn't. Update the map plox

Not really any point in updating the map. You're all in a small room.

The momma grindylow is just where she has been (in the fog) and one of the Lacedons is still underwater.

Jrahk slices and dices Mama Grindy.

power-rage
Falchion: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (16) + 10 = 26
fog: 1d100 ⇒ 37
2d4 + 12 ⇒ (2, 4) + 12 = 18

Bite: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11
fog: 1d100 ⇒ 30
1d4 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

I hate this game >:I

Why do you hate it? You got a high roll and passed concealment. Though you may be mad in a sec.

Jrahk provokes from the mean octopus man as he moves, who lashes out with his tentacles, wrapping around Jrahk's body and halting his movement before it really begins.

1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25

Jrahk was grappled on the AoO. As such, he was not able to complete his movement, though he retains his Standard if he wishes to chop the bastard in half with that attack and damage.

Unfortunately, because of that delay, the Grindylow gets to take her action.

The fog dissipates and the grindylow looks at the scene of carnage laid out before her. She screams in grief and sorrow at her son's death, cursing in Aquan.

In Aquan: "Damn you, outsiders! You will rue the day you messed with the Brinebrood Queen! My son, The Whale, shall be born anew and I will have my vengeance!"

That said, and gauging the looks of incomprehension on the faces of most present, she decides to go for a more universal language.

She gives you the dual finger salute, and then jets away at MASSIVE speed.

She is now 50 feet away from Ace, who is closest.

Yeah sure let's make calamari

Jrahk cleaves the uppity octopus in twain with a single mighty blow.

Slick, then Ace. Remember, there's also a Lecedon trying to eat Sandra.

Slickjaw dives under water and stabs the lacedon.

1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12
1d3 + 3 + 2d6 ⇒ (1) + 3 + (3, 2) = 9 If he counts as sufficiently vulnerable to be sneak attacked.

He does if you're sneaking, but again...you can't Sneak Attack when there's Concealment. Also, roll me a 20%.

Wait actually you missed anyway, so it doesn't matter. Nevermind.

Ace?

Ace shouts at the fleeing coward "Get your vengence, I dare you, Youll be squid salad!"

and goes and attacks the laceadon, leaving "The queen is a coward" on its body

atk1: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

dmg: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6

conceal: 1d100 ⇒ 82

atk1: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16

dmg: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9

conceal: 1d100 ⇒ 68

even if i tried my bow, it would epicly fail

Your single attack misses.

Arron swims down after the Lacedon as well, because it's what everyone else is doing.

1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25
Confirm: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16

He bites at the creature, taking a mighty chunk out of its neck. The creature slumps in the water, defunct.

2d6 + 6 ⇒ (5, 3) + 6 = 14

Are you gonna chase after momma? If so, Jrahk's up. If not, combat over and act as you please.

Go after it. Slick will follow.

Jrahk chases after mommy and slashes wildly at her.

poweraid
1d20 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11
1d8 + 12 ⇒ (1) + 12 = 13

Now I hate this game >:I

Truest skill hath been displayed on this day.

Slickjaw rushes after the foul Grindylow and puts a knife in it.

1d20 + 8 ⇒ (20) + 8 = 28
1d3 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13
1d3 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

That doesn't confirm, does it? Unless, maybe, it was somehow, someway, flatfooted? Also, could I maybe give up all damage to slow it or stop it for a round or something? Like hit it with the base of the knife?

I wanna know how you guys both moved 50-60 feet and still attacked

well on the MAAAAP she's only 30 feet away

I forgot only scrubs actually use it

I guess I'll just run after her

No, on the map she's 60 feet away. The squares are each 10 feet.

....

ohhhhhhhhhh

Put you back where you should be since you can only move max 30 ft. a round while Swimming.

The grindylow picks up speed now, though doesn't Jet away this time, making its way around the cave.

She's out of sight now.

I'ma call it done now. None of you are physically capable of catching her, especially when she gets to the last bit of cave and can Jet for 200 feet any time she wants.

On the downside, you let the grindylow get away, along with all her sweet, sweet loot.

On the plus side, you saved Sandra...and are now level 4!

Sandra, after being saved, gives a big sloppy kiss to each one of you in gratitude.

"Thank you so much for coming to get me. I know you didn't have to do that. I don't have much to give you by way of reward, but I see you found my hat. Please, take it as a token of my gratitude."

Ace casts detect magic to see if there is loot around the cave.

You find a number of magical things.

-A Whale Skull covered with Scrimshaw carvings. It works as scrolls of alter self, black tentacles, blur, color spray, daylight, enlarge person, hypnotism, slow, touch of idiocy, and vampiric touch. It also weighs 25 lbs, so somebody with more than 12 Str needs to be carrying it.

-Four +1 Heavy Crossbow Bolts

-The other half of those Lesser Bracers of Archery Slick found.

Perception Checks: 4d20 ⇒ (11, 2, 20, 16) = 49

In addition, Slick and Ace find a few more mundane items worth a bit, most of them hidden among (or part of) the scrimshaw collection along the walls.

-The jawbone of a shark carved with scrimshaw images of a vast octopus eating whales and containing a dozen silver and gold rings hammered into it (worth 250 gp)

-A huge hooked tooth from some colossal sea creature with a seaweed- plugged cavity containing six pearls worth 75 gp each

-Eight 4-pound silver ingots are attached to Sandara Quinn and the other captive pirate, each worth 20 gp.

-A Silver Spearhead.

-Masterwork Manacles (the lacedons were into some kinky stuff).

-157 gp

what does touch of idiocy do?

1d6 Int/Wis/Cha damage. Sadly, not on the Magus list.

There are very few touch spells on the Magus list. =/

Vampiric Touch is though (3rd level spell). Deals 1d6 per 2 levels (3d6 by the time you can get it) and grants Temp HP for 1 hour based on damage done.

Transcribe any you can, then I'll transcribe from your spellbook since you can't transcribe from mine.

Ace transcribes what he can.

You can transcribe everything except hypnotism and vampiric touch.

Slickjaw can transcribe alter self, blur, and enlarge person.

It takes forever. We need to get back on the boat first.

"I will carry magic whale skull."

Jrahk uses some rope to tie the massive skull to his backpack.

Where ya headed? Back to the boat?

Sure. We'll gather water and corn and whatever else as well before we go all the way back. Also, level up?

On the plus side, you saved Sandra...and are now level 4!

I need to clean my glasses. And now that it doesn't matter, what loot did the Grindylow who escaped have?

A unique weapon, the Vindictive Harpoon. It's +1 Returning and takes no penalties for firing ranged underwater.

Also, a Wand of Summon Nature's Ally II with 11 charges.

Potion of Cure Moderate Wounds.

Silver Dagger.

Cold Iron Sickle.

12 daggers and knives of varying size and shape.

Scrimshaw worth some gold.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

knife nut much?

anyways, Im going to bed, Ill work on lvl 4 later

K, I'm finished.

After making sure to chop off one of Colin's hands and bag it, Slickjaw returns to the beach.

He also checks with Ace to see what was needed back on the boat.

Total pure gold loot: 642 gp.

Share per person: 161 gp (I'm rounding up a bit, don't worry about it).