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We Be Goblins part Uno and Duex! (Inactive)

Game Master Freddy Honeycutt

A mob of goblins takes on the we be Goblins challenge.


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Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

Tindertwig looks around.

Mees thinking wees be in bad place!
Male Goblin Ninja 1

Glim gets up. He is still hurt, but conscious.

"Thankee, Gretcha."
M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

As you are talking on the deck the area around you suddenly begins to fill with a thick soupy fog.....

Any goblin with spellcraft

Spoiler:

Obscuring mist....
Female Goblin Oracle 1

"Don't yous bee forgettings it." Gretcha jabs a finger in Glim's chest, then freezes as the fog fills the air. She screams.

"Me knows this spell! Is bad spell! Is magic fog! Burn it!"
M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

As Greta calls out the squeaking of rats comes from all around!

Rats initiative 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (12) + 8 = 20

Beat that!
Female Goblin Oracle 1

Initiative: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22

Just did. :p
Female Catfolk Brawler 1 l AC 13 T 13 FF 10 l HP 13/13 l F +4 R +5 W +1 l Init +3 l Perc +0

Initiative: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
Male Goblin Ninja 1

Initiative: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18
Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
Vitals:
HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

I believe that means we go first right?
M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

You have won intiative!

The fog surrounds you and the rat noises are all around!
Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

Tindertwig peers around with an eager smile!

Food!

initiative: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14
Female Catfolk Brawler 1 l AC 13 T 13 FF 10 l HP 13/13 l F +4 R +5 W +1 l Init +3 l Perc +0

BLIKX hefts his broomstick, ready to blast the rats as soon as he sees them.

Ready Action: Blast the Rats!

Ranged touch, scatter: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (17) + 6 = 23

Damage (all within scatter): 1d8 ⇒ 8
Male Goblin Ninja 1

Glim throws a shuriken at the rat's head!

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17
Damage: 1d1 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Sneak Attack: 1d6 ⇒ 4
M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Be sure to roll a 20% miss chance on attacks....due to the fog...
Male Goblin Ninja 1

Miss Chance: 1d100 ⇒ 15

Miss!
Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
Vitals:
HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

PA: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10
Miss Chance: 1d100 ⇒ 51
Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

Tindertwig steps back away from the enemy (5')
and fires his arrow!

shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 71d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

Yummy!
Female Goblin Oracle 1

"I'm gonna kill ya little ratties!" Gretcha shrieks, drawing her mace. She attempts to bash at where the sound seems to be coming from.

Mace: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (10) - 1 = 9
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1
Miss chance: 1d100 ⇒ 31
M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Blixx and Glimm together kill a couple of rats.

The other rats attack
@Glooper
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
One point of bite damage.

@Greta
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21
One point of bite damage.

1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11
One point of bite damage.

@Cruncher
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13
One point of bite damage.

You are up!
Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
Vitals:
HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

EEEEEK, NASTY RATSIES! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!

PA: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10
Miss Chance: 1d100 ⇒ 52

AAAAAAARGH!!!! CURSE YOU DICE GODS!!!
Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

Tindertwig--spitting on his arrow---aims and fires at another rat.

shortbow: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 221d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

I is hungry! Stays stills stupid rats!

miss chance: 1d100 ⇒ 51

I second the cursing of the dice gods!
Male Goblin Ninja 1

"Eat this!"

Glim throws another shuriken.

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14
Damage: 1d1 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Miss: 1d100 ⇒ 54
Female Catfolk Brawler 1 l AC 13 T 13 FF 10 l HP 13/13 l F +4 R +5 W +1 l Init +3 l Perc +0

BLIKX pauses to reload his boomstick.

"YergonnaDIEratsDIEDIEDIEratshahahahaha"
M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Where do those darn grippli get off to?
Male Goblin Ninja 1

"Grippli are probably off chasing bugs again." Glim says for no reason in particular.
Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

Tindertwig takes out another arrow, giving it to Dirtbag to lick,
then firing again!

Yous be in troubles now, yous Rats!

shortbow: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 251d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

miss chance: 1d100 ⇒ 41
Female Goblin Oracle 1

Gretcha screams as she's bitten. "Gretcha dying! Dying!" But still somehow manages to keep swinging her mace.

Mace: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (15) - 1 = 14
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1
Miss chance: 1d100 ⇒ 1

HA. Fail.
Male Goblin Ninja 1

"Too many rats!"
M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

The last rat runs up the leg and Bites Blixx in the goblin nugget.

1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
one point of damage

Damn those slippery sweatyballs curses the rat

You are up!
Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
Vitals:
HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

I'MA GETCHA THSI TIME RATSIES!!
PA: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11
Male Goblin Ninja 1

"Stars of death!"

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25
Damage: 1d1 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Miss Chance: 1d100 ⇒ 44
Male Goblin Ninja 1

Critical Confirmation: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6
Critical Damage: 1d1 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Glimm kills the last rat and only shaves a little hair from Blixx.
Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
Vitals:
HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Cruncher is obviously a great goblin warrior. CURSE YOU DICE GODS!
Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

Tindertwig whistles as Glimm almost made Blixx a Gretcha!

Wees be great Gobos! Heroes we be!

Tindertwig looks around for any sign of Vorka!

perception: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (15) + 11 = 26
M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Dirtbag thinks he sees something or someone in the crows nest, now that the fog has cleared.
Female Catfolk Brawler 1 l AC 13 T 13 FF 10 l HP 13/13 l F +4 R +5 W +1 l Init +3 l Perc +0

"Whatchyanosnippamynaughtybitsninjaboy!"
Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

Tindertwig places his finger to his lips.

Shush shush! We being watched!

He slowly makes his way to the mast.

He puts his bow away and begins to climb--
licking Dirtbag first for luck!

climb: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20
M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

As Tindertwig starts up the mast a large tongue comes down and tries to get him!

Attack: long tongue touch attack
1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9
Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

Tidertwig decides not to continue with his climb.

He reverses his climb back down to the ground!

Mees thinks that yous are good Gobo!
Yous have fun up there!

Tindertwig points up to the Crows nest,
while looking at Glim.
Male Goblin Ninja 1

Are we still in initiative?
Glim run forward and tries to slash the tongue off!

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

The tongue never got down that far as it was trying to reach the climbing Tindertwig....

Though if Vorka the canibal goblins tongue is that long she might get to taste you before she cooks you!
Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

Tindertwig reaches the bottom,
looking at Glim with a not-so-funny expression on his sweaty face!

No yous stupid Gobo! Up there!

He reaches for his shortbow, preparing to fire at the tongue!
M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

You hear cackling from the crow's nest above.

Perception DC 24

Spoiler:

From a hole in the bottom of the crows nest you see an object, it looks like a lit firework!

Male Goblin Ninja 1

Glim switches to shurikens when he realizes the tongue is too far up.

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
Damage: 1d1 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

Tindertwig gets this not so safe feeling!

perception: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (17) + 11 = 28

Tindertwig shouts: Bang booms coming now!

As he quickly moves away from the mast,
pointing up at the crow's nest.
M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

As Tinder shouts a warning a ball of flame erupts from the boom stick!

@ Glooper Touch attack
1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23

1 point of nonlethal damage
and
1 point of fire damage

The cackling continues and a female goblin voice exclaims.
"Cook you slow!"
Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

Tindertwig takes aim, waiting for Vorka to show herself!

shortbow: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 151d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

You all recall the candle only fires once a round, and is not too dangerous.....and has four shots......

Will the goblins brave fireworks and a tongue lashing to climb up and kill Vorka?
Male Goblin Ninja 1

Glim puts away his weapons and starts climbing the mast.

Climb: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11
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