We Be Goblins part Uno and Duex! (Inactive)

Game Master Freddy Honeycutt

"Stopclimbingandcutitdownlikeatreechopchopchopchopchopthenitsgonnafallanddi ewithabigsplat!"

As part of the goblins start to climb, others begin to chop at the mast.....

Good plan!

So who is doing what?

Tindertwig takes aim for Vorka's head!

shortbow: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 111d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

Hey! yous not be hiding forever!

Keep climbing!

Climb: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11

Climb: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1
Cruncher leaps up to grab the mast and start climbing... but forgets to grab it with his hand and falls down on his but.

Glim climbs some more.

Climb: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12

"Useyouraxecrunchanchoppitchoppitchoppitandthevorgawillfallngosplat!"

Cruncher takes a big wack at the mast.
PA: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14

"I'm trying to climb here!"

Climb: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15

Tindertwig is trying really hard not to laugh
as the two Gobos exchange different tactics!

Climbing, cutting and shooting commence with wild abandon!

Glim begins climbing and makes two sucesses before losing his grip, he is 20 feet up with only 10 more to go!

Cruncher tries to climb, but gives that up for the second round to begin attacking the mast!

During that the Long tongue appears striking at Glim way up on the mast!

Attack: long tongue touch attack
1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12

How many more times is going to get to attack before I reach the top?

BLIKX, realizing that his boomstick doesn't have the range to hit the nasty thing on top of the mast, pulls out the crossbow, loads it and takes a shot.

Crossbow Shot: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (11) + 6 = 17

Damage: 1d8 ⇒ 6

"Dietongueboydiediedie!!"

Blixx licks the tongue......

I am currently out of town and need to download the module.....

Climb on!

Climb: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15

Tindertwig continues to shout encouragement to both Glim and Cruncher.

Yous climbs good! Yous smashes mast!
Make everyone drops from sky like dead bird!....
Mees stomach hungry for dead bird!

Cruncher takes another mighty swing at the mast.
PA: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8

Glim feels the mighty blows hitting the mast far below.....

Glim tops the mast and sees Vorka and a giant frog in the crowsnest.
Initiative or running away.......

Initiative: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8

Is she aware of me?

Oh, that's a bad roll.

Tindertwig yells out more--enthusiastic--encouragement to Glim!

Yous be great Gobos! Yoous keep her busy!
Wees got it down here!

He then looks to Cruncher.

Cut that trees down!

They both eye glim hungrly as a goblin cannibal possibility can....

Vorka has both sharp teeth and sharp claws!

I will say Glimm can duck or take his chances with his current roll!

Duck!

"Come back morsel! Vorka is hungry"

Glimm ducks back down waiting for another goblin to come up....

....unless he meant all the way down....to report on what is up there....

Glim climbs down.

Climb: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23

"Ugly giant frog and even uglier Vorka up there. They want to eat us!"

CRUNCHER WILL CRUNCH BOAT TREE!
1d10 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14

You hear spellcasting from the area above....

Spellcraft DC 12

Tidertiwg--once again--takes aim, waiting for Vorka to peak out.

perception: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (5) + 11 = 16

Yous be dies now!

shortbow: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 101d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

Six more rats appear on the deck area near the goblins!

Summoned rats looking for either goblin whine of goblin cheese!

You are up!

Is the mast anywhere near coming down?

Nope!
Secret goblin poll, who many rounds would it take for the mast to fall? answers in the OOC please

But say didn't you want to take a break from all that thwaking and play a rousing game of splat-a-rat!

Of course, I would have taken one more swing if it seemed close to falling.

Cruncher runs at one of the rats, axe raised high.

PA: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8

Tindertwig screams at Cruncher!

Noos, yous spill stupid Gobo out of high place!

Tindertwig raises his bow at a rat.

shortbow: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 211d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

BLIKX drops the crossbow (free action), pulls out his boom-stick (move action), then blasts the oncoming horde of rats! (standard action)

Ranged touch, scatter: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16

Damage to all hit: 1d8 ⇒ 2

"More tasty ratties!" Gretcha sings, happily swinging her mace at a nearby rat.

Attack: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (12) - 1 = 11
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3

8 rounds?

Glim draws his wakizashi and moves to a flanking position if possible.

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
Sneak Attack?: 1d6 ⇒ 5

Three rats are killed outright in the assault!

Cruncher in classic overkill style splitting a rat in two and sinking the axe into the wood of the deck.

Tindertwig shooting a rat right through it's sqeak hole and out the South end while hanging the scewered rat like a trophy on the ships low wall.

Not to be outdone, Glimm sneak attacks his rat in just exactly the opposite direction!

Blixx mets out a blast to the other three rats injuring them in a spray of pellets!

The three rats move in for a bite of goblin cheese!
@Tindertwig
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20 Damage 1d2 ⇒ 1

@Cruncher
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19 Damage 1d2 ⇒ 1

@Blixx
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22 Damage 1d2 ⇒ 2

You are up!

Tindertwig jumps back (5'), squealing:

Ouch! Yous stupid eats!

He fires another arrow at it.

shortbow: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (11) + 6 = 171d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

BLIKX drops his boomstick and pulls out his whacking stick. That rat's gonna pay!

Whack-a-rat!: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3

Upon being rudely yelled at by Tinder twig Cruncher goes back to chopping the mast.
Fine mister bossy poop!

Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8

Tindertwig kills another rat...

Blixxes rat runs down the barrel of his gun....

Cruncher gets to the mast and notices he left his axe in the deck....

Who's turn is it?

Yous big stupo Gobo! Yous need ax to chop tree!

Tindertwig points at the ax, jumping up and down wildly!

He then points to Cruncher.

Mees best Gobo sneak sneak shush shush! Yous big tree-smasher!
Go smashes tree!

OOPS!
Cruncher runs back to his axe to wrench it out of the deck. strength check: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
Sneak Attack: 1d6 ⇒ 5

Critical Confirmation: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14
Critical Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

The last rat is down the barrel of Blixx's gun!

BLiKX picks up his broomstick, pours a charge of powder into the barrel - right on top of the squealing rat.

He aims for the crow's and fires.

"Rattygosplattyhahahahaa!"

Chance of misfire and hitting something: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12

Blixx fires his rat load into the air showering everyone in a gentle rain of rat parts and blood. The barrel sizzles rat blood cooking onto the metal.

Perception DC 14