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We Be Goblins part Uno and Duex! (Inactive)

Game Master Freddy Honeycutt

A mob of goblins takes on the we be Goblins challenge.


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Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

Oh Loric, who doth be among us to healeth a Gobo?
Female Catfolk Brawler 1 l AC 13 T 13 FF 10 l HP 13/13 l F +4 R +5 W +1 l Init +3 l Perc +0

"Diediediediediediediedie!!"

Ranged Touch, scatter: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 21

Damage: 1d8 ⇒ 4
Male Goblin Ninja 1

Glim drags Tindertwig & Dirtbag further away!

Then he tries to bandage again!

Heal: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2
Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

Oh, the undeserved pain!
M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Blixx lays cover-fire as the hearty goblin heroes beat a retreat.

Once you are off the ship Vorka yells taunts and insults, but does not pursue you.

"Bring back that fresh carcass!"

"Stop! Food theives!"

Once you are out of range you regroup and make a new plan.....

FYI - two more rounds of chopping and the mast goes down!
Male Goblin Ninja 1

Is Tindertwig dead?
M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

No tindertwig is not dead! Vorka just wants to sushi-fy him before he gets cold.....
Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

I am at 0...so I am doing nothing but speaking softly
--and pitifully!
M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Over the course of the night alot of wound licking occurs and after rubbing-dirt-in-it, all of the goblins wounds are healed and the goblins are restored and ready to battle Vorka again....

....or to give up and go home.....
Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

Tindertwig sits--sullenly--licking Dirtbag.

Wees be better this nextes time!
Female Goblin Oracle 1

Gretcha wakes herself up with a particularly loud snore, and jumps to her feet, screaming something inchoerent. Seeing no threat, she freezes, then coughs and starts waking everyone else up. "Wakesies wakesies! Wees go kills that nasty gobbo now, yeahs?" She grins, revealing her unusually sharp teeth.
Female Catfolk Brawler 1 l AC 13 T 13 FF 10 l HP 13/13 l F +4 R +5 W +1 l Init +3 l Perc +0

"Killdavorkakilldavorkakilldavorkaaaaa!"
Male Goblin Ninja 1

"Wait!" Glim exclaims. "Shouldn't we have a plan?"
Female Goblin Oracle 1

"You have plan? Tell me, tell me!" Gretcha yells in excitement, grabbing Glim by the shoulders.
Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

Tindertwig--Dirtbag in tow--follow the group.

Wees beings crap Gobos if we let stupid Vorka beats us!

He looks to Gretcha.

Plan? Yes plan! We shoots her before she knows its us!

Tindertwig moves stealthily.

Wees sneaks sneaks shush shush!
Female Goblin Oracle 1

"Shoots?" Gretcha looks crestfallen. Her ears droop as she looks at the ground. "Gretcha can't shoots very wells," she says sadly.
Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

Tindertwig places his arm around Gretcha.

No worries!
Mees the bestest Gobo shooters ever there is to be living.
Mees teach Gretcha how to be...
second bestest Gobo shooters ever!
Male Goblin Ninja 1

"I sneaks on board boat. You guys attack her and then pretend to run away. She comes out. You attack her again. Then I stabbity stabs in her the back. Surprise!"
M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

With a great plan in place you head for Vorka's boat.

As you approach Vorka is standing at the top of the gangplank...
"Loves take out!"

Vorka crosses her arms and wait for you to come on her boat.
Female Catfolk Brawler 1 l AC 13 T 13 FF 10 l HP 13/13 l F +4 R +5 W +1 l Init +3 l Perc +0

BLIKX stands at range, swapping out his boomstick for the crossbow.

"Imagonnashootyainnafacewitchypoo!"
Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

Tindertwig will shoot her from 60' away!

shortbow: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 191d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

He then sticks his tongue out at her!
Male Goblin Ninja 1

Glim tries to sneak on board without Vorka noticing.

Stealth: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (16) + 16 = 32
M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

So everyone gets a ranged attack and then Glimm gets a sneak attack from the rear!
Female Catfolk Brawler 1 l AC 13 T 13 FF 10 l HP 13/13 l F +4 R +5 W +1 l Init +3 l Perc +0

Crossbow shot: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8

Damage: 1d8 ⇒ 4
Female Goblin Oracle 1

"Mees second best gobo shooter ever!" Gretcha screams, hurling a sing bullet at Vorka.

Sling: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1
Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

Tindertwig winks at Gretcha--as does Dirtbag!
Male Goblin Ninja 1

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19
Vorka is flat-footed to me.

Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Sneak Attack: 1d6 ⇒ 6
Male Goblin Ninja 1

Critical Confirmation: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14
Critical Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Everyone attacks Vorka, she turns upon Glimm who has stabbed her in the back!

"You'll not butcher my liver!" She screams in Glimss face!

Knowledge healing DC 13

Spoiler:
VOrka nearly died!

@Glimm
Scimitar 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22
Damage 1d4 ⇒ 3
--->6 points of damage to Glimm

A ginormous toad also attempts to bite the sneaky ninja!
Lord longtongue attacks
@Glimm
Melee bite 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7
Damage 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

All other goblins can either close into melee range or continue to attack ranged....

You are up!
Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

Tindertwig aims at the frog.

shortbow: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 91d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Stupid toad!....ouch!...I mean frog!
Female Catfolk Brawler 1 l AC 13 T 13 FF 10 l HP 13/13 l F +4 R +5 W +1 l Init +3 l Perc +0

BLIKX takes a shot at the big froggy.

Ranged Attack, crossbow: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10

Damage: 1d8 ⇒ 8
M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Two misses already this is not going well!
Female Goblin Oracle 1

Sling: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14
damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Grecha slings another bullet at Vorka, but in her excitement forgets to aim properly.
M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Cruncher?
Male Goblin Ninja 1

Glim falls to the deck, bleeding from his wounds.
Male Goblin Ninja 1

Oops! I misread the above post. Lord Longtongue missed me! So I am still up and ready to swing at her again!
M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

So are you going to attack her again!
Male Goblin Ninja 1

Oh is it next round?

Glim swings at her again.
Is anybody flanking her yet?
Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Cruncher comes forward and helps Glim with flanking!

@Vorka
PA: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10
Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13

@Cruncher
Scimitar 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16
Damage 1d4 ⇒ 3

A ginormous toad also attempts to bite the barbarian!
Lord longtongue attacks
@Cruncher
Melee bite 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24
Damage 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

You are up!
Female Catfolk Brawler 1 l AC 13 T 13 FF 10 l HP 13/13 l F +4 R +5 W +1 l Init +3 l Perc +0

BLIKX takes another shot at the big froggy with his crossbow.

Ranged attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14

Damage: 1d8 ⇒ 1
Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

Wees be sickens of yous!

Tindertwig aims again at the frog.

shortbow: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 91d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
Male Goblin Ninja 1

"Die you dirty goblin gobbler!"
Attack: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 5 + 2 = 20
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Sneak Attack: 1d6 ⇒ 4
Female Goblin Oracle 1

Gretcha hurls another bullet, shrieking various insults.

Sling: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
Damage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Yeah, disregard that damage roll.
M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Did we lose Cruncher?
M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Cruncher dies a horrible death chomped and swallowed by a giant frog!

Vorka is still mad at Glimm
@Glimm
Scimitar 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10
Damage 1d4 ⇒ 3

"Get in my belly!"

You are up!
Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

Tindertwig takes an arrow out of his quiver.
He than allows Dirtbag to lick it.

Wees gots hims now!

He aims for the frog.

shortbow: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 161d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
Female Catfolk Brawler 1 l AC 13 T 13 FF 10 l HP 13/13 l F +4 R +5 W +1 l Init +3 l Perc +0

"Diefroggydiediedie!"

Crossbow shot at frog: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7

Damage: 1d8 ⇒ 5
M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Greta and Glimm?
Male Goblin Ninja 1

Am I still flanking?

"Missed me!" Glim says.

Attack: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 5 + 2 = 21
Subtract two if not flanking and ignore Sneak attack damage.
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
Sneak Attack: 1d6 ⇒ 5
M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Vorka falls to the deck.

Greta?
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