We Be Goblins part Uno and Duex! (Inactive)

Game Master Freddy Honeycutt

A mob of goblins takes on the we be Goblins challenge.


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Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

perception: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (20) + 11 = 31

Dinner is served!


Male Goblin Ninja 1

"Let's get Vorka!" Glim says.


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Vorka and a giant frog appear to be climbing down the mast right now!

Vorka
"Dinner time! Come and get in my belly!"


Male Goblin Ninja 1

Glim readies an action to slash at her the minute her bottom is within range!

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2


Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

Tindertwig aims at Vorka!

shortbow: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 211d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

Yous stays up away!


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Other goblins attacking Vorka and/or her giant frog?


Female Catfolk Brawler 1 l AC 13 T 13 FF 10 l HP 13/13 l F +4 R +5 W +1 l Init +3 l Perc +0

BLIKX stops to drop some.powder and shot into his boomstick.

"Yournotgonnaeatmeyourgonnadiewithabunchabloodyholesinyerface!"


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Cruncher was waiting for Vorka to come down, so he has an attack coming and Greta also.


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
Vitals:
HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Cruncher gets ready to hack vorka as soon as he can.

PA: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Greta?


Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

Gretcha may be too awestruck by the supurb archery skills being displayed by Tindertwig...lol!


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Or maybe she decided to cook the rat you skewered earlier, then found out it wasn't there anymore.....

Greta?


Female Goblin Oracle 1

Gretcha looks up from the deck, where she sits snacking on something vile from her rations. "What? Wees still fighting?" she screams, then rushes over to the mast and swings her mace at Vorka. "Yous interrupted dindins! You dies now!"

Mace: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (9) - 1 = 8
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Sorry. Busy week, was checking in on this and forgetting to post. Work leaves me scatterbrained, as primary school kids tend to do...


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Tindertwig and Cruncher actually hit Vorka!

Lord longtongue attacks cruncher
Melee bite 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18
Damage 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

Vorka attacks Glim with her scimitar
Scimitar 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20
Damage 1d4 ⇒ 1
"I butchers you for sweet meat!"

You are up!


Male Goblin Ninja 1
KenderKin wrote:
Cruncher was waiting for Vorka to come down, so he has an attack coming and Greta also.

Hey, don't forget me! I had a readied action too.


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

But you needed a 17.......to hit


Female Catfolk Brawler 1 l AC 13 T 13 FF 10 l HP 13/13 l F +4 R +5 W +1 l Init +3 l Perc +0

BLIKX tries to flank the nasty cannibal, and blast her!

Ranged touch, scatter: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12

Damage: 1d8 ⇒ 8


Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

Tindertwig hops on and down in his excitement at the hit on the dreaded cannibal!

Mees greatest Gobo Vorka Slayer!

....and forgets to try again!


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Glimm & Greta?


Male Goblin Ninja 1
KenderKin wrote:
But you needed a 17.......to hit

Right! I just didn't want to be forgotten.


Male Goblin Ninja 1

Glim spins around and slashes at Vorka's fat flanks with his blade.

Attack: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 5 + 2 = 10
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
Sneak Attack: 1d6 ⇒ 3


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Dice roller must not like Ninjas.....


Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

Tindertwig looks around to see if any Gobos noticed!

He then aims at the frog.

shortbow: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (11) + 6 = 171d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

Beware the Frog!


Female Goblin Oracle 1

Gretcha hops in a small circle, chanting loudly. "Doomydoom and gloomygloom, doomydoom and gloomygloom!"

Casting Doom on Vorka; DC 14 will save, or she's shaken for 1 minute.


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Blixx attempts to give Vorka a gun-shot facial, but misses with the scatter, though he adds a few holes to her hat....

Glimm misses (again)

While tindertwig has figured out the frog is dangerous and shoots it with an arrow.

Greta attempts to doom Vorka through magic!
Vorka will save
1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10

Lord longtongue attacks Greta
Melee bite 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9
Damage 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

Vorka attacks with her scimitar
Scimitar 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Damage 1d4 ⇒ 1
"I eats you all!"

You are up!


Male Goblin Ninja 1

Glim tries to give Vorka a pain in the posterior. Let me know if I am unable to flank her.

Attack: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 5 + 2 = 12
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
Sneak Attack: 1d6 ⇒ 6


Male Goblin Ninja 1

"Argh!!!!!" Shouts Glim in frustration as he misses again.


Female Catfolk Brawler 1 l AC 13 T 13 FF 10 l HP 13/13 l F +4 R +5 W +1 l Init +3 l Perc +0

BLIKX jumps back (5' step) and re-loads.


Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

Tindertwig laughs with glee as he aims again at the frog!

shortbow: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 191d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Yous are meeting the greats Gobo Tindertwig!

He looks down at his pouch...

...and Dirtbag!


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Greta having Doomed Vorka, now decides to........


Female Goblin Oracle 1

... skip in and swing her mace at whatever foe she can reach!

Mace: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (12) - 1 = 11
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Tindertwig hits the frog with another arrow, while the other goblins distract each other and miss all the other attacks!

Lord longtongue attacks Tindertwig
Melee bite 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22
Damage 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

Vorka attacks with her scimitar!
Greta
Scimitar 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 1 = 10
Damage 1d4 ⇒ 2

"Girlie yous smells tasty!"!"

You are up!


Female Catfolk Brawler 1 l AC 13 T 13 FF 10 l HP 13/13 l F +4 R +5 W +1 l Init +3 l Perc +0

BLIKX fires off another blast.

Ranged touch, scatter: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12

Damage: 1d8 ⇒ 5


Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

Tindertwig yelps and falls to the ground--bleeding!


Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

Tindertwig sneaks a glance to see if he is being noticed!

stealth: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (4) + 16 = 20

perception: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (10) + 11 = 21


Male Goblin Ninja 1

"Surprise!" Glim says as he takes another swipe at Vorka's flank.

Attack: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 5 + 2 = 10
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
Sneak Attack: 1d6 ⇒ 3


Male Goblin Ninja 1

"Blast!" Glim yells in frustration as he misses again.


Female Goblin Oracle 1

Geetcha screams as Vorka attacks her, jumping backwards. "Hey! Meanie!" she yells, slapping at her wounds. Blue light starts healing her torn flesh.

That hit took me down to 2 hp. Let's see how much I get back...
Cure light wounds: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
Okay. That helps. Puts me back up to 9.


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Cruncher?


Male Goblin Ninja 1

"Can you heal me too?" Glim says.


Female Goblin Oracle 1

"Uh, no. No more magic. All out," Gretcha grumbles, shrugging her shoulders in false apology.

If I remember right, I've cast CLW twice, and doom and sun metal once each. No more spells until I rest.


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Looks like Vorka is going to be eating goblin for weeks!

Intelligence check DC 12

Spoiler:

Might want to run, rest and come back later....

DC 15

Spoiler:

Might want to take anyone who has fallen with you


Female Goblin Oracle 1

Intelligence: 1d20 ⇒ 2

Yeah, nah. Gretcha thinks we're totally winning and we can handle this 'cos we're the bestest and most super goblins ever.


Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

Tindertwig takes a peek to see if anyone sees him lying on the floor bleeding!


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Whooo-Hooo the goblins are winning! ; (


Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

Oh, the greatest Gobo to ever draw an arrow is fading...
goodbye, my friend, Dirtbag! Be brave!...cough...cough...


Male Goblin Ninja 1

Is it next round yet?

"Double Blast!" Glim says in frustration. He withdraws from combat out of melee range and goes to Tindertwig. He tears off some his own shirt uses the scraps to bandage Tindertwig. He has no skills in healing so he has no idea what he doing.

Heal: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

"What'd you have to get yourself all bloody and on the floor for?"


Male Hero Points: 3/1 Goblin & Lucky Toad Exploration Mode Avoid Notice (Stealth+7) Gunslinger 1 Hp 18/18 AC 18(T), Fort(E) +5, Ref(E) +9, Will(T) +2 Perception(E) +4

Tindertwig flutters his eyes weakly.

Oh, it be the end! Oh, I do be the last Gobo!

He coughs!

Glim, tell dem I was the bravest....cough...cough


Female Catfolk Brawler 1 l AC 13 T 13 FF 10 l HP 13/13 l F +4 R +5 W +1 l Init +3 l Perc +0

BLIKX reloads.

"Froggyanneeatyladygonnadiethistime!"


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Cruncher takes a swing at the Frog, dealing 5 points of damage...

Lord longtongue attacks Cruncher
Melee bite 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25
Damage 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

Vorka attacks with her scimitar!
Greta
Scimitar 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 1 = 19
Damage 1d4 ⇒ 3

"I makes yous into jerky!"

You are up!

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