We be Goblins Forever, TPK ending (Inactive)

Game Master The Indescribable

You trudge through the marshes of Brinestump, often having to backtrack around a swampy area or make your way through stinging nettle bushes, the trees above you block out some of the light, bright beams rarely making it through the canopy, the whole place has a washed out appearance because of this. Make perception checks.

Perception: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
That should be enough to see. Just.

Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21

Zika keeps watch as they move through the marshes, often stopping to peek under bushes or listen more closely to strange sounds.

Funny that you think that'll get him to not call you that. :P

"Thas too bad. Chomper fast as horses..."

Zashi shrugs, guiding Chomper to follow them.

Speed 40, Light Carry 87.

1d20 + 0 ⇒ (20) + 0 = 20Perception

Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8

Doza notices new tasty spot on toad.

perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Funny that you think that'll get him to not call you that. :P

"Thas too bad. Chomper fast as horses..."

Zashi shrugs, guiding Chomper to follow them.

Speed 40, Light Carry 87.

1d20+0Perception

Funny, Zashi, a goblin who's picture is like: 'OH NO! I CAN'T LOOK!' makes a double digit Perception check.

Yeah, Rhuun (36 lbs) plus all his equipment (35.5 lbs) is pretty heavy (even discounting slugs) and as a barbarian moves naturally at 40 ft.

stealth: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (9) + 13 = 22 Zashi thanks to nat 20 notices a large spider in it's web sliding down a strand right above the group about to strike. Zashi roll Initiative: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17

Initiative: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

[dice=Initiative] 1d20+3

You know what, Doza's got the right idea, everybody roll initiative, but only Zashi and the spider get first round.

Zika initiative: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14

Zika trudges along, digging into a pocket for a snack.

1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22

"Is-a-big-spider-inna-tree! Chomper get it!"

Zashi practically flies off of Chomper's back and away from the spider.

"Lotsa-Legs-Eats-Goblin-Babies-Many! Where?!"

Initiative: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

Initiative: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

Chomper is not Zashi, he needs his own initiative check. Urk and Rhuun roll off to see which one of you goes first.

d20 Roll: 1d20 ⇒ 6

1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12Chomper Initiative

1d20 ⇒ 19

Zashi Lotsalegs Zika Chomper Urk Rhuun Doza

Initiative order set, ready, go!

Since I've got time before I go:
Zashi
Lotsa-Legs
Zika
Chomper
Urk
Rhuun
Doza

Zashi casts Mage Armor and gets as far away from the Spider as he can.

Lotsa-Legs makes it to the ground behind Doza and strikes forward to bite her. Bite: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8. Lotsa-Legs dripping mandibles sink into Doza's arm as she tries to block the attacking beast, she feels burning as it's poison is injected into her. Roll Fort. Zika, your turn.

"WWWWWWWWwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Fortitude Save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

Doza takes 1d2 ⇒ 1 strength damage.

Round 1, Initiative 14

Zika sees the spider going after the struggling Doza. She grabs her sword from her back, takes a step to try to get the spider between her and Doza, and swings at its bulging thorax, bellowing out a loud screech.

Move action: draw sword. Free action: five foot step to get flanking if possible. Standard action: shortsword attack.

Shortsword attack, damage, sneak attack+Dirty Fighter bonus if flanking: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (11) + 6 = 171d4 ⇒ 41d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

So 17 to hit, 4 damage if I hit, 4 more damage if I'm flanking. I'll probably use this format for all of my attacks, if it helps you out GM.

It works well so please do. 5 foot step is not enough to get you into place for flanking, and you miss.

Waiting on Chomper...

Sent a Message

Chomper steps in and double-claw-bites at the spider.

If it was coming down directly on him, I assumed Chomper was either next to it or with 5-step range.

1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18to hit A
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20to hit B
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4to hit C

1d6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4Damage A
1d6 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8Damage B
1d6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4Damage C

The first and second claw hits gouging into Lotsa-Legs sending ichor across the ground.

On his turn, in the first round, Rhuun rages (a free action), moves at speed (he has 40' movement and was somewhere near the front of the party) drawing his battleaxe (as part of his move with his +1 BAB) and leaps toward the spider. If there are no open spots between himself and the spider he really does leap--probably causing some problems for him down the road, but then Rhuun is really more of a doer than thinker after all). This may or may not give him a circumstance bonus to hit for higher ground, which is not accounted for below. Your call. I'll be out 'til tomorrowish.

"Rrraaaaghh!!!"

Super leap at pony-sized arachnid: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (11) + 10 = 21
Super leaping two-handed battleaxe of messy death from aboveness!!!: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25
Damage!!!: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12

Edit: BOO-YAH! ...Maybe.

Rhuun's axe sinks deep into Lotsa-Legs abdomen severing one of it's legs. The spider tries to scurry away pushing between you before it collapses 10 feet away it's blue blood gushing from the wound.

Rhuun, acrobatics, and don't forget your armor check penalty.

Urk prepares to hack at the spider, when Rhuun comes flying through the air and whacks it before he can act. He shrugs, happy to let somebody else do the heavy lifting, and goes over to Doza to tend her wounds.

Cure Light: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Rhuun's axe sinks deep into Lotsa-Legs abdomen severing one of it's legs. The spider tries to scurry away pushing between you before it collapses 10 feet away it's blue blood gushing from the wound.

Rhuun, acrobatics, and don't forget your armor check penalty.

Already figured into his "Super leap at pony-sized arachnid." +3 Dex, +1 rank, +3 class skill, +4 40' move (for running jump only), -1 AC penalty = +10

2nd Acrobatics roll if needed (Standard or Jump? If Jump add +4): 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14

Okay now I'm really gone, TTFN.

Rhuun's foot caught on Lotsalegs sending him spinning into the creek.

After receiving blessed aid from Urk, Doza withdraws, dead spider thingy or not. Best not to take any chances.

Doza, three more fort saves.

Fortitude Save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21
Fortitude Save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
Fortitude Save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7

Alright, second one passes with ease, you only have the 1 str damage, if you can't heal it, please mod your sheet with it's appropriate modifiers.

Doza's stats changed to reflect her reduction in Strength. She is now moderately encumbered and slowed to a 15 ft. speed. That and her melee to hit, damage, CMB, and CMD are one lower.

What do you do now?

Doza follows Urk while kissing her toad that she is thankful to still be alive and promising toad that she will not let him become spider food either.

*Splash, Splash, Splash* *Shake* "Did Rhuun get the Lotsa-Legs?"

I'm not gonna retcon this, but Rhuun, did you apply your negs for being sickened

I'm not gonna retcon this, but Rhuun, did you apply your negs for being sickened

Sorry nope, didn't think that was still in play.

"Yessa did. Lamashtu be so happy ain't no more youngins gettin eated."

Zashi mounts back up on Chomper.

"Everyone ok?"

I's ok. Zika begins to stow her sword, then reconsiders and keeps it in hand as she rejoins the others. So we keeps goin? Map says this way, she says, pointing ahead.

"Okay guys, don't get hurt any more. I can't do any more healsies."

"But Rhuun no feel so good." Rhuun rubs his stomach and pats his head looking all drenched and pathetic. He does look a little green.