
Zika Toechopper |

Oh, fine! Zika takes off the robe, sets it carefully on the ground in front of her, and begins to pick at the corner of the patch, glaring daggers at Rhuun the whole time. After a few moments, the patch detaches itself, and in her hands begins to transform into long ladder. She hands the ladder to Rhuun and Urk. See if yous can handle setting ladder next to boat, stupids. We gots to get fireworks!

Rhuun Two-Axe |

Rhuun elbows Urk while hey work.

Korak The Boisterous |

Excuse me, I see no stealth roll, that means GM decides perception check. Zika roll if you want, dc 10 check Rhuun has proved very unsubtle thus far.

Urk Burny War Flame |

"Where you learn speak like that, Rhuun? You not reading books, is you? Anyway, you first, you wants to be leader, 'member?"
Note: the DC for hearing a whispered conversation is listed at 15 in the core book under the perception skill

Doza Toadlick |

Doza grows impatient waiting for the others to figure out how to work the ladder. She scampers up the side of the boat slowly just peaking over the railing to see if she can get a glimpse of whatever it was she saw moving earlier.
Climb Speed: 10 ft.
AC: 18 (Mage Armor still up)
Stealth: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13

Rhuun Two-Axe |

"Where you learn speak like that, Rhuun? You not reading books, is you? Anyway, you first, you wants to be leader, 'member?"
Note: the DC for hearing a whispered conversation is listed at 15 in the core book under the perception skill
"Saw a humie play once. Was disappointed. Was expecting more weasels."
Stealth (up ladder): 1d20 + 11 - 2 ⇒ (8) + 11 - 2 = 17
Zashi! and Chomper! |

Zashi had been more or less staring off into space as others set up the ladder. Probably imagining the party being heavily pregnant as a gift from Lamashtu for making sure no more goblin babies were eated.
He shakes his head to snap out of it, wipes drool off his mouth and climbs the ladder once everyone else is on their way up with Chomper following behind him.
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10Zashi Stealth
1d20 + 2 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 2 + 3 + 1 = 19Chomper Stealth

Korak The Boisterous |

Do youou get blasted in face: 1d100 ⇒ 48 No.
1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27
1d20 + 8 ⇒ (20) + 8 = 28
1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15
When Doza peaks over the edge of the deck she sees 3 dogs charging at her.
1d20 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9
1d20 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
1d20 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9
Doza and only Doza rolls initiative, seeing as how everybody else is still on the ladder.

Korak The Boisterous |

Three dogs charge at you Doza, one slightly behind the others who are jockeying for first place to bite into your head. Due to where you came up only one of them has a clear shot and tries to bite you. Anybody not currently on the ladder can try to go up the gangplank. Bite: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24Confirm Critical: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Zika Toechopper |

Seeing Doza suddenly in some sort of tussle at the top of the ladder, Zika hops toward the muddy gangplank again. Better work this time. She attacks the planks and vines with a will, hurrying to get up.
Climb: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

Korak The Boisterous |

Your foot catches on a vine as you fall, as you pick yourself up a large glob of mud falls from the ship smashing into the ground and breaking open to release a wasp swarm.

Korak The Boisterous |

The wasps spread out into a fifteen foot cloud the sting all of you several times before dispersing. Make fort checks.

Korak The Boisterous |

Initiative checks fro everybody not on the ladder those on the ladder go after Doza. Rhuun saves

Korak The Boisterous |

Doza bumps into the goblin behind her causing the ladder to overbalance, the dogs are headed towards the gang plank, the withdraw caused combat to cease new initiatives everybody. initiative: 3d20 ⇒ (1, 7, 5) = 13 yeah, I made that stupidly more complicated than it had to be.

Korak The Boisterous |

Doza wasn't on the ladder, she has natural climb speed
Just go with it, climbing up the ship took two days as it is.

Rhuun Two-Axe |

Initiative(?): 1d20 + 3 - 2 ⇒ (9) + 3 - 2 = 10
Or (Rhuun is actually on the ladder) 6 (early Doza-1), or 8 (recent Doza-1).

Korak The Boisterous |

Urk Zashi/Chomper Rhuun Zika Doza dogs Dogs are coming down the gangplank and planning on eating you and they're going last, so they're pretty slaughtered. Commence the slaughter.

Korak The Boisterous |

You have to step forward ten feet to get next to them, swing your blade and slay the dog easily.

Zashi! and Chomper! |

Sorry. This time it actually wasn't my fault. I was dragged out in the middle of no where for camping. It's almost midnight here, but I'm just getting back.
Zashi and Chomper get onto the boat as quick as they can.
Zashi casts Acid Splash on a dog and Chomper jumps one.
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7to hit
1d6 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8Bite
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7Hit
1d3 ⇒ 1acid

Angry Rhuun Two-Axe |

Angry about not having a climb speed, and how long the climb was, Rhuun leaps over the railing, drawing his axe as he does and swinging at the first thing he sees (that's vaguely dog-shaped).
Battlin' axe: 1d20 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (1) + 6 - 2 = 5
Damage (+1 if flanking fer Dirty Fightin'): 1d6 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (4) + 6 - 2 = 8

Zika Toechopper |

Zika spits out a wad of mud and screeches in frustration. Seeing the dogs preparing to dash down the gangplank, she bares her teeth in a fearsome grin.
If I can reach one with a five-foot step, I full attack. If not, I delay my action to full attack the first dog that gets within range.
Main hand attack, damage, sneak attack if it applies: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 241d4 ⇒ 11d6 ⇒ 2
Confirm the critical? Extra damage: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 161d4 ⇒ 1
Off hand attack, damage, sneak attack if it applies: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 241d4 ⇒ 11d6 ⇒ 4
Confirm the critical? Extra damage: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 171d4 ⇒ 1
Bite attack, damage, sneak attack if it applies: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 21d4 ⇒ 41d6 ⇒ 4
Confirm the critical fail?: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 1 = 19
That's an...interesting set of rolls. o.O

Doza Toadlick |

Doza slowly backs away from the dogs a few feet and tilts her head to the side while putting her hands together on the sides of her cheeks. Slumber Hex, Will Save DC 14 or fall asleep for one round on the first dog (closest dog) to the rest of the goblins.
Move Action: move up to 15 feet away from dogs while staying within 30 feet of the dogs.
Standard Action: Slumber Hex

Korak The Boisterous |

Zashi and chomper miss their attqcks Rhuun misses the dog swinging clear above it's head while Zika thrusts forward with her weapons and cuts across it's head with both attacks wounding it. Doza casts her hex will save: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 1 = 11 and succeeds as it drops to sleep. The third dog leaps at Zika it's teeth bared. bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 2 = 17

Urk Burny War Flame |

My turn again I think, yes? Not sure how close I am to the goggies.
Urk moves into flanking position on the dog attacking Zika, shouting "MOAR HATS FOR URK!" and takes a swing.
Dogslicer: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 4 + 2 = 8 wiff...