We be Goblins Forever, TPK ending (Inactive)

Game Master The Indescribable

Group to play We be goblins adventures and possible a Goblin campaign


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Female Goblin Unchained rogue 1 (HP9/9, AC18/16/14, Init+5, Per+3, F2,R7,W0)

Oh, fine! Zika takes off the robe, sets it carefully on the ground in front of her, and begins to pick at the corner of the patch, glaring daggers at Rhuun the whole time. After a few moments, the patch detaches itself, and in her hands begins to transform into long ladder. She hands the ladder to Rhuun and Urk. See if yous can handle setting ladder next to boat, stupids. We gots to get fireworks!


Male Goblin *sickened* Barbarian (supersticious) 1 | hp 15 | AC 17 T 14 FF 14 | CMD 14 | F +4 R +3 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +3 | Acro +6 (+10 run. jump), Perc +1 (darkvision 60 ft.), Stealth +11 (+12 hills), Surv +5 | Rage Rds. 0/6

Rhuun elbows Urk while hey work.

Urk or Perception DC 20 (whisper):
Think she protest too much. Hehe...*cough cough* *Hwak!* He hacks up a still-living slug from the day before.


Male Dwarf Korak

Excuse me, I see no stealth roll, that means GM decides perception check. Zika roll if you want, dc 10 check Rhuun has proved very unsubtle thus far.


Female Goblin Unchained rogue 1 (HP9/9, AC18/16/14, Init+5, Per+3, F2,R7,W0)

Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18

I hears that. She continues to glare at Rhuun and crosses her arms, tapping her foot to hurry them along.


Ruiner of Everythings - M Goblin Warpriest 1; HP 3/9; AC 20 (T:14, FF:17); CMD 13; Saves (F +3; R +3; W +3); Init +3

"Where you learn speak like that, Rhuun? You not reading books, is you? Anyway, you first, you wants to be leader, 'member?"

Note: the DC for hearing a whispered conversation is listed at 15 in the core book under the perception skill


Goblin Inactive

Doza grows impatient waiting for the others to figure out how to work the ladder. She scampers up the side of the boat slowly just peaking over the railing to see if she can get a glimpse of whatever it was she saw moving earlier.

Climb Speed: 10 ft.

AC: 18 (Mage Armor still up)

Stealth: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13


Male Goblin *sickened* Barbarian (supersticious) 1 | hp 15 | AC 17 T 14 FF 14 | CMD 14 | F +4 R +3 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +3 | Acro +6 (+10 run. jump), Perc +1 (darkvision 60 ft.), Stealth +11 (+12 hills), Surv +5 | Rage Rds. 0/6
Urk Burny War Flame wrote:

"Where you learn speak like that, Rhuun? You not reading books, is you? Anyway, you first, you wants to be leader, 'member?"

Note: the DC for hearing a whispered conversation is listed at 15 in the core book under the perception skill

"Saw a humie play once. Was disappointed. Was expecting more weasels."

Stealth (up ladder): 1d20 + 11 - 2 ⇒ (8) + 11 - 2 = 17


RETIRED

Zashi had been more or less staring off into space as others set up the ladder. Probably imagining the party being heavily pregnant as a gift from Lamashtu for making sure no more goblin babies were eated.

He shakes his head to snap out of it, wipes drool off his mouth and climbs the ladder once everyone else is on their way up with Chomper following behind him.

1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10Zashi Stealth
1d20 + 2 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 2 + 3 + 1 = 19Chomper Stealth


Male Dwarf Korak

Do youou get blasted in face: 1d100 ⇒ 48 No.
1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27
1d20 + 8 ⇒ (20) + 8 = 28
1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15

When Doza peaks over the edge of the deck she sees 3 dogs charging at her.

1d20 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9
1d20 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
1d20 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9

Doza and only Doza rolls initiative, seeing as how everybody else is still on the ladder.


Goblin Inactive

Initiative: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7


Male Dwarf Korak

Three dogs charge at you Doza, one slightly behind the others who are jockeying for first place to bite into your head. Due to where you came up only one of them has a clear shot and tries to bite you. Anybody not currently on the ladder can try to go up the gangplank. Bite: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24Confirm Critical: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5


Female Goblin Unchained rogue 1 (HP9/9, AC18/16/14, Init+5, Per+3, F2,R7,W0)

Seeing Doza suddenly in some sort of tussle at the top of the ladder, Zika hops toward the muddy gangplank again. Better work this time. She attacks the planks and vines with a will, hurrying to get up.

Climb: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9


Male Dwarf Korak

zika roll a d6, and hope you don't roll a 5 or 6


Female Goblin Unchained rogue 1 (HP9/9, AC18/16/14, Init+5, Per+3, F2,R7,W0)

???: 1d6 ⇒ 5 Ffffff...


Male Dwarf Korak

Whoops my bad, you're a rogue. Roll a perception check and a disable device check.


Female Goblin Unchained rogue 1 (HP9/9, AC18/16/14, Init+5, Per+3, F2,R7,W0)

Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5 REALLY?
Disable Device: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23


Male Dwarf Korak

Your foot catches on a vine as you fall, as you pick yourself up a large glob of mud falls from the ship smashing into the ground and breaking open to release a wasp swarm.


Female Goblin Unchained rogue 1 (HP9/9, AC18/16/14, Init+5, Per+3, F2,R7,W0)

Eeeeeeeeeeee!


Male Dwarf Korak

The wasps spread out into a fifteen foot cloud the sting all of you several times before dispersing. Make fort checks.


Female Goblin Unchained rogue 1 (HP9/9, AC18/16/14, Init+5, Per+3, F2,R7,W0)

Fortitude save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22
Fortitude save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
Fortitude save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21
Fortitude save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10
Fortitude save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22

Enough?


Male Dwarf Korak

You save on the first one, but we actually are in combat rounds.


Female Goblin Unchained rogue 1 (HP9/9, AC18/16/14, Init+5, Per+3, F2,R7,W0)

*nod*


RETIRED

1d20 - 1 ⇒ (17) - 1 = 16Zashi Fort
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13Chomper Fort


Male Dwarf Korak

both save


Male Goblin *sickened* Barbarian (supersticious) 1 | hp 15 | AC 17 T 14 FF 14 | CMD 14 | F +4 R +3 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +3 | Acro +6 (+10 run. jump), Perc +1 (darkvision 60 ft.), Stealth +11 (+12 hills), Surv +5 | Rage Rds. 0/6

Fortitude save: 1d20 + 4 - 2 ⇒ (12) + 4 - 2 = 14


Male Dwarf Korak

Initiative checks fro everybody not on the ladder those on the ladder go after Doza. Rhuun saves


Male Goblin *sickened* Barbarian (supersticious) 1 | hp 15 | AC 17 T 14 FF 14 | CMD 14 | F +4 R +3 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +3 | Acro +6 (+10 run. jump), Perc +1 (darkvision 60 ft.), Stealth +11 (+12 hills), Surv +5 | Rage Rds. 0/6

Rhuun Initiative = Doza -1ish


Goblin Inactive

Fortitude Save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7

On her turn, Doza withdraws back down the side of the boat.


Male Dwarf Korak

Doza bumps into the goblin behind her causing the ladder to overbalance, the dogs are headed towards the gang plank, the withdraw caused combat to cease new initiatives everybody. initiative: 3d20 ⇒ (1, 7, 5) = 13 yeah, I made that stupidly more complicated than it had to be.


Ruiner of Everythings - M Goblin Warpriest 1; HP 3/9; AC 20 (T:14, FF:17); CMD 13; Saves (F +3; R +3; W +3); Init +3

Geeze I go to wash dishes and you guys go bonkers

Fortitude: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17
Initiative: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17


Goblin Inactive

Doza wasn't on the ladder, she has natural climb speed


Male Dwarf Korak
Doza Toadlick wrote:
Doza wasn't on the ladder, she has natural climb speed

Just go with it, climbing up the ship took two days as it is.


RETIRED

1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16Zash+Chomp init


Goblin Inactive

I am so lost but here is my new initiative, as requested.

Initiative: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9


Female Goblin Unchained rogue 1 (HP9/9, AC18/16/14, Init+5, Per+3, F2,R7,W0)

Initiative: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9


Male Goblin *sickened* Barbarian (supersticious) 1 | hp 15 | AC 17 T 14 FF 14 | CMD 14 | F +4 R +3 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +3 | Acro +6 (+10 run. jump), Perc +1 (darkvision 60 ft.), Stealth +11 (+12 hills), Surv +5 | Rage Rds. 0/6

Initiative(?): 1d20 + 3 - 2 ⇒ (9) + 3 - 2 = 10
Or (Rhuun is actually on the ladder) 6 (early Doza-1), or 8 (recent Doza-1).


Ruiner of Everythings - M Goblin Warpriest 1; HP 3/9; AC 20 (T:14, FF:17); CMD 13; Saves (F +3; R +3; W +3); Init +3

I'm a little lost...


Male Dwarf Korak

Urk Zashi/Chomper Rhuun Zika Doza dogs Dogs are coming down the gangplank and planning on eating you and they're going last, so they're pretty slaughtered. Commence the slaughter.


Ruiner of Everythings - M Goblin Warpriest 1; HP 3/9; AC 20 (T:14, FF:17); CMD 13; Saves (F +3; R +3; W +3); Init +3

Urk swings at one of the dogs with his flaming dogslicer, giggling like a schoolgirl. "I make new hat!!!"

Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15
Damage: 1d4 + 1d4 ⇒ (4) + (2) = 6


Male Dwarf Korak

You have to step forward ten feet to get next to them, swing your blade and slay the dog easily.


Ruiner of Everythings - M Goblin Warpriest 1; HP 3/9; AC 20 (T:14, FF:17); CMD 13; Saves (F +3; R +3; W +3); Init +3
Korak The Boisterous wrote:
You have to step forward ten feet to get next to them, swing your blade and slay the dog easily.

Ten feet works for me


Male Dwarf Korak

rhuun take your turn I'm done hunting down Zashi


RETIRED

Sorry. This time it actually wasn't my fault. I was dragged out in the middle of no where for camping. It's almost midnight here, but I'm just getting back.

Zashi and Chomper get onto the boat as quick as they can.

Zashi casts Acid Splash on a dog and Chomper jumps one.

1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7to hit
1d6 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8Bite

1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7Hit
1d3 ⇒ 1acid


Male Goblin *Sick* and Enraged Barbarian (supersticious) 1 | AC 15 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 | hp 17 | F +4 R +3 W +1 | Spd 30' | Init +3 | Acro +6 (+10 run. jump), Perc +1 (darkvision 60 ft.), Stealth +11 (+12 hills), Surv +5 | Rage Rds. 1/6

Angry about not having a climb speed, and how long the climb was, Rhuun leaps over the railing, drawing his axe as he does and swinging at the first thing he sees (that's vaguely dog-shaped).
Battlin' axe: 1d20 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (1) + 6 - 2 = 5
Damage (+1 if flanking fer Dirty Fightin'): 1d6 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (4) + 6 - 2 = 8


Male Dwarf Korak

The ladder fell over, we're all on the ground including rhuun.


Female Goblin Unchained rogue 1 (HP9/9, AC18/16/14, Init+5, Per+3, F2,R7,W0)

Zika spits out a wad of mud and screeches in frustration. Seeing the dogs preparing to dash down the gangplank, she bares her teeth in a fearsome grin.

If I can reach one with a five-foot step, I full attack. If not, I delay my action to full attack the first dog that gets within range.

Main hand attack, damage, sneak attack if it applies: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 241d4 ⇒ 11d6 ⇒ 2
Confirm the critical? Extra damage: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 161d4 ⇒ 1
Off hand attack, damage, sneak attack if it applies: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 241d4 ⇒ 11d6 ⇒ 4
Confirm the critical? Extra damage: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 171d4 ⇒ 1
Bite attack, damage, sneak attack if it applies: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 21d4 ⇒ 41d6 ⇒ 4
Confirm the critical fail?: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 1 = 19

That's an...interesting set of rolls. o.O


Goblin Inactive

Doza slowly backs away from the dogs a few feet and tilts her head to the side while putting her hands together on the sides of her cheeks. Slumber Hex, Will Save DC 14 or fall asleep for one round on the first dog (closest dog) to the rest of the goblins.


Move Action: move up to 15 feet away from dogs while staying within 30 feet of the dogs.
Standard Action: Slumber Hex


Male Dwarf Korak

Zashi and chomper miss their attqcks Rhuun misses the dog swinging clear above it's head while Zika thrusts forward with her weapons and cuts across it's head with both attacks wounding it. Doza casts her hex will save: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 1 = 11 and succeeds as it drops to sleep. The third dog leaps at Zika it's teeth bared. bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 2 = 17


Ruiner of Everythings - M Goblin Warpriest 1; HP 3/9; AC 20 (T:14, FF:17); CMD 13; Saves (F +3; R +3; W +3); Init +3

My turn again I think, yes? Not sure how close I am to the goggies.

Urk moves into flanking position on the dog attacking Zika, shouting "MOAR HATS FOR URK!" and takes a swing.

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 4 + 2 = 8 wiff...


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Male Dwarf Korak

You need a new dogslicer, yours is cursed.

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