We be Goblins Forever, TPK ending (Inactive)

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Male Goblin *Sick* and Enraged Barbarian (supersticious) 1 | AC 15 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 | hp 17 | F +4 R +3 W +1 | Spd 30' | Init +3 | Acro +6 (+10 run. jump), Perc +1 (darkvision 60 ft.), Stealth +11 (+12 hills), Surv +5 | Rage Rds. 1/6

AoO battleaxe: 1d20 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (1) + 6 - 2 = 5 damage: 1d6 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (1) + 6 - 2 = 5


Male Dwarf Korak

I think Rhuun needs to stop being Two Axe and become Rhuun Longsword or something. Longtung manages to get through without undue difficulty and Zashi but first, what's Zashi's action?


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I guess if he was trying to hide he'd get out of the way if something came close enough to hit him.


Male Dwarf Korak

So i assume that means you moved fifteen feet further away?


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As far as he could get.


Male Dwarf Korak

You can only ready a single action of the move standard or swift variety


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Then fifteen feet, I suppose.


Male Dwarf Korak

Since you are now out of reach Longtung shoots his tongue out at you making a grab check: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13 and successfully hits you, Grapple: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24 and successfully manages to twist it's tongue around you.


Male Dwarf Korak

Zashi and chompers turn


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Zashi tries desperately to escape the tongue, thrashing wildly.

1d20 - 1 ⇒ (14) - 1 = 13CMB


Male Dwarf Korak

You struggle as the tongue reels you in but to no effect.


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Though Chomper is greatly injured, he still makes a charge to try and stop the frog from killing Zashi.

He is at 0 hp, so not bleeding and still concious, but limited to a move or a standard. He is taking the standard action charge with his 40 ft movement and using pounce.

1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 3 + 2 = 15
1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 3 + 2 = 15
1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 3 + 2 = 6

1d6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
1d6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7


Male Dwarf Korak

Charge is full round.


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Charge wrote:
If you are able to take only a standard action on your turn, you can still charge, but you are only allowed to move up to your speed (instead of up to double your speed) and you cannot draw a weapon unless you possess the Quick Draw feat. You can't use this option unless you are restricted to taking only a standard action on your turn.

Not always. There's an option for standard.


Male Dwarf Korak

Longtung is fairly seriously injured but not down and Chomper is unconscious. Rhuun, you be next


Male Goblin *Sick* and Enraged Barbarian (supersticious) 1 | AC 15 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 | hp 17 | F +4 R +3 W +1 | Spd 30' | Init +3 | Acro +6 (+10 run. jump), Perc +1 (darkvision 60 ft.), Stealth +11 (+12 hills), Surv +5 | Rage Rds. 1/6

"Toad no lick us! We lick toad!"

Two-handed overhead battleaxe SLAM!: 1d20 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (8) + 6 - 2 = 12 damage: 1d6 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (2) + 6 - 2 = 6 I sunder the floor out from beneath us. ;)


Male Dwarf Korak

Roll a d6 and hope you don't roll 1

Also, you don't get through it.


Male Goblin *Sick* and Enraged Barbarian (supersticious) 1 | AC 15 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 | hp 17 | F +4 R +3 W +1 | Spd 30' | Init +3 | Acro +6 (+10 run. jump), Perc +1 (darkvision 60 ft.), Stealth +11 (+12 hills), Surv +5 | Rage Rds. 1/6

1d6 ⇒ 4


Male Dwarf Korak

Good news. You don't smash open the alchemists fire on the ground causing a chain reaction that burns the ship to the ground.


Male Dwarf Korak

Urk, your turn


Ruiner of Everythings - M Goblin Warpriest 1; HP 3/9; AC 20 (T:14, FF:17); CMD 13; Saves (F +3; R +3; W +3); Init +3

Urk hisses and tries again.

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14
Damage: 1d4 + 1d4 ⇒ (3) + (4) = 7


Male Dwarf Korak

Vorka deftly twists away before swinging her scimitar at Urk. Scimitar: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (15) - 3 = 12 and tries again to cook Urk with her flame covered hand. Fire: 1d20 - 7 ⇒ (5) - 7 = -2 she misses both and the flames in her hand wink out. Rhuun still has his hands full with Cuddles as the dog tries to bite him again. bite: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7 It's teeth only catches fabric. Lord Longtung continues his campaign of terror against Zashi by struggling to maintain his tongue's grip. Grapple: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25 and leans in for a free bite. bite damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6 and knocks him out causing chomper to vanish from this plane. Rhuun go.


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1d20 - 1 - 5 ⇒ (6) - 1 - 5 = 0
Stabilize DC 10


Male Goblin *Sick* and Enraged Barbarian (supersticious) 1 | AC 15 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 14 | hp 17 | F +4 R +3 W +1 | Spd 30' | Init +3 | Acro +6 (+10 run. jump), Perc +1 (darkvision 60 ft.), Stealth +11 (+12 hills), Surv +5 | Rage Rds. 1/6

Rhuun swings madly at the frog, like a child (with a battleaxe) having a psychotic tantrum.

battleaxe: 1d20 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (20) + 6 - 2 = 24 damage: 1d6 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (6) + 6 - 2 = 10

Threat for x3 damage!
battleaxe: 1d20 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (19) + 6 - 2 = 23 additional damage: 1d6 + 6 - 2 + 1d6 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (5) + 6 - 2 + (1) + 6 - 2 = 14


Male Dwarf Korak

Like I said you're about due. I don't know why you ended up rolling 3 extra d6 when you already had one, but after removing the first, Longtung go squish, also, please check your rages, I think you may have miscounted.


Male Goblin *sickened* Barbarian (supersticious) 1 | hp 15 | AC 17 T 14 FF 14 | CMD 14 | F +4 R +3 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +3 | Acro +6 (+10 run. jump), Perc +1 (darkvision 60 ft.), Stealth +11 (+12 hills), Surv +5 | Rage Rds. 0/6
Korak The Boisterous wrote:
Like I said you're about due. I don't know why you ended up rolling 3 extra d6 when you already had one, but after removing the first, Longtung go squish, also, please check your rages, I think you may have miscounted.

Didn't there are only two additional d6 damage dice and all modifiers for each in the additional damage line. The actual d6 dice rolls are 6, 5, and 1. But dead is dead.

And you are correct Rhuun is now both sick and tired (fatigued) for 10 rounds.


Male Dwarf Korak

Urk you up.


Ruiner of Everythings - M Goblin Warpriest 1; HP 3/9; AC 20 (T:14, FF:17); CMD 13; Saves (F +3; R +3; W +3); Init +3

"I keel you!!!"
dogslicer: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
sigh...


Male Dwarf Korak

Vorka laughs and swings her scimtar at you again. No! You go in soup pot! Scimitar: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5 and misses. Cuddles frees himself from the fabric left in his mouth from his attach on Rhuun and runs over to him to bite his exposed flank. bite: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6 and misses. Need a stabilize check from Zashi, Rhuun, continue your turn.


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1d20 - 1 - 6 ⇒ (15) - 1 - 6 = 8


Male Goblin *sickened* Barbarian (supersticious) 1 | hp 15 | AC 17 T 14 FF 14 | CMD 14 | F +4 R +3 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +3 | Acro +6 (+10 run. jump), Perc +1 (darkvision 60 ft.), Stealth +11 (+12 hills), Surv +5 | Rage Rds. 0/6

Rhuun lifts his axe from the frog paste and wearily let's it drop on the pug.
battleaxe: 1d20 + 4 - 2 ⇒ (7) + 4 - 2 = 9 damage: 1d6 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (4) + 1 - 2 = 3
*sigh*


Ruiner of Everythings - M Goblin Warpriest 1; HP 3/9; AC 20 (T:14, FF:17); CMD 13; Saves (F +3; R +3; W +3); Init +3

"No, I hates soup!
Dogslicer: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22 Finally!
Damage: 1d4 + 1d4 ⇒ (3) + (4) = 7


Male Dwarf Korak

Vorka laughs then steps 5 feet back and then drinks a potion. 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

Meanwhile cuddles continues his attempts to eat Rhuun. Bite: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15 But rhuun is safe, he does however take a -1 AC penalty from lost dex due to being fatigued.

Zashi, stabilize check


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1d20 - 1 - 7 ⇒ (15) - 1 - 7 = 7


Male Dwarf Korak

You know, I've never seen a player die from bleeding out before Zashi, I really hope you aren't the first. I'd much rather have Vorka slit your throat before turning your skull into a bowling ball.


Ruiner of Everythings - M Goblin Warpriest 1; HP 3/9; AC 20 (T:14, FF:17); CMD 13; Saves (F +3; R +3; W +3); Init +3

Too bad I'm evil and took bleed instead of stabilize.


Male Goblin *sickened* Barbarian (supersticious) 1 | hp 15 | AC 17 T 14 FF 14 | CMD 14 | F +4 R +3 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +3 | Acro +6 (+10 run. jump), Perc +1 (darkvision 60 ft.), Stealth +11 (+12 hills), Surv +5 | Rage Rds. 0/6

Winded, sick, tired, Rhuun ponderously lifts his axe again.... 1d20 + 4 - 2 ⇒ (3) + 4 - 2 = 5 damage: 1d6 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (4) + 1 - 2 = 3

Fatigue rounds left (because this will be important): 8/10


Ruiner of Everythings - M Goblin Warpriest 1; HP 3/9; AC 20 (T:14, FF:17); CMD 13; Saves (F +3; R +3; W +3); Init +3

Urk cries out in frustration as he sees Vorka down a potion and undo all his hard work. He screams, "NO FAIRSIES! YOUZ CHEATING!!" and moves in for another whack.

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13


Male Dwarf Korak

Whoops Paizo ate my post. Goods thing for Urk, Vorka criticaled and killed him.Vorka laughs. This no game, this life and death, my life and your death my pretty soup. Vorka steps back and casts a spell, the flames in her hand reigniting while Cuddles continues his attempts to maim Rhuun. bite: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24 damage: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11 The dog seizes Rhuun's arm shaking him and opening some bad wounds, it's teeth bared andwet with Rhuun's blood it's growls seem even more ominous.


Male Goblin *sickened* Barbarian (supersticious) 1 | hp 15 | AC 17 T 14 FF 14 | CMD 14 | F +4 R +3 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +3 | Acro +6 (+10 run. jump), Perc +1 (darkvision 60 ft.), Stealth +11 (+12 hills), Surv +5 | Rage Rds. 0/6

Rhuun draws the chief's blade in his off hand and fights full defensive (+4 AC) and attempts to maneuver to flank with Urk.

battleaxe: 1d20 - 1 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (11) - 1 - 2 - 4 = 4 1d6 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 2
dogslicer: 1d20 - 5 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (12) - 5 - 2 - 4 = 1 1d4 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (3) + 1 - 2 = 2

Fatigue rounds left (because this will be important): 7/10


Male Dwarf Korak

Alright so you're moving to Vorka and urk which means you disengage from Cuddles and he gets an attack of opportunity but needs a 20 just to hit. bite: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22 damage: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9 the beast takes a spotted chance at Rhuun's legs and tears into one bringing the cursed barbarian down. Still needing that last check Zashi. And you're first one Rhuun.


Male Goblin *sickened* Barbarian (supersticious) 1 | hp 15 | AC 17 T 14 FF 14 | CMD 14 | F +4 R +3 W +1 | Spd 40' | Init +3 | Acro +6 (+10 run. jump), Perc +1 (darkvision 60 ft.), Stealth +11 (+12 hills), Surv +5 | Rage Rds. 0/6

Fort. save: 1d20 + 4 - 5 - 2 ⇒ (4) + 4 - 5 - 2 = 1
Fort. save: 1d20 + 4 - 6 - 2 ⇒ (3) + 4 - 6 - 2 = -1
Fort. save: 1d20 + 4 - 7 - 2 ⇒ (3) + 4 - 7 - 2 = -2
Fort. save: 1d20 + 4 - 8 - 2 ⇒ (20) + 4 - 8 - 2 = 14

Fatigue rounds left (because this will be important): 3/10


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1d20 - 8 - 1 ⇒ (13) - 8 - 1 = 4


Male Dwarf Korak

Darkness enfolds Zashi as his life blood slowly leaks out onto the deck and his soul is taken by dark forces to be tortured and remade. We salute you Zashi.


Ruiner of Everythings - M Goblin Warpriest 1; HP 3/9; AC 20 (T:14, FF:17); CMD 13; Saves (F +3; R +3; W +3); Init +3

Urk sees the ball of fire reappear in Vorka's and jumps behind the barrels for cover.

"Umm... sooo... nows that we have defeated the other goblins I have so cleverly tricked into bringing here for yous, can we... ummm... not be killing Urk?"

Where's the nearest alchemical goody?


Male Dwarf Korak

There's several vials on the floor behind you, some are potions some aren't, and aren't you the one that took all the fireworks?

Vorka looks at you, but you be so tasty looking. But yous brought many treats for Vorka. She starts to look at you with a different kind of hunger. Vorka keep you as pet! Take armor off!


Ruiner of Everythings - M Goblin Warpriest 1; HP 3/9; AC 20 (T:14, FF:17); CMD 13; Saves (F +3; R +3; W +3); Init +3

Oh dear... Hey, I put a rank in it, so why not.

Sense Motive: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20

I don't recall what happened to the fireworks, honestly. That was before GenCon and my back wrecking...


Male Dwarf Korak

She's looking at you the same way Zashi looked at goblin girls and Chomper looked at anything that moved.


Ruiner of Everythings - M Goblin Warpriest 1; HP 3/9; AC 20 (T:14, FF:17); CMD 13; Saves (F +3; R +3; W +3); Init +3

Bluff: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (17) - 1 = 16

Urk fumbles around a bit trying to look like he is doing a sexy dance while taking off his armor. He pretends to stumble a bit and grabs a vial of alchemical fire off the floor and throws it wildly at whatever looks most flammable in the room, hoping to start a conflagration.

Throwing vial: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8


Male Dwarf Korak

Vorka roars in rage as the smashes short of a pile of firewood and tosses her ball of fire at you. RTA: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19 damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8

The party has fallen and they soon are added to Vorka's larders. But her rage at Urk's deception has led to a special fate for him. Over the coming months he's eaten slowly, kept alive with potions He lives to watch Vorka cook his hand and feet, while he's still attached to them. She takes pleasure in eating them right off his body. His fate is sealed, and a gruesome one it is.

I wish to thank my brave players for stepping into this with me, a GM that has not had good luck with games, I will remember these unique and fun characters for at least several weeks before forgetting this ever happened. Stupid memory. If you stop in and read the story I hope you all congratulate them on their excellent characters and role playing.

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