We Be All Four Goblins! A PFS Goblining Adventure (Inactive)

Game Master James Martin

Round 4: Poog is up!

Poog either doesn't notice...or doesn't care that his fire stick didn't do the trick and uses it again!

FIRE BALL: 3d6 ⇒ (3, 4, 1) = 8

The fireball explodes around Pa Munchmeat, but he doesn't notice it!

Pa bellows and directs the ball back at Reta! Reflex DC 15 or take: 3d6 ⇒ (4, 5, 6) = 15 fire damage! Meanwhile he lashes out with his flaming spear at Chuffy! Spearin' a gobbun: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (20) + 8 = 28 for 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15 plus fire: 1d6 ⇒ 2 damage! He bellows finally "Guffy! Guffy girl, get out here and help yer daddy kill dinner!"

Mogmurch, Reta and Chuffy are up!

EDIT: Spearin' a gobbun, possible crit edition: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25 for an additional 2d8 + 14 ⇒ (5, 2) + 14 = 21 damage!

reflex save: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

The ball of fire slams into Reta, who falls over.

Now at -10 HP

Yup, -20. Very much skewered. Was hoping I would avoid the crit confirm with that 23 AC but the dice said no way. Carry on fine gobbos!

Oops, forgot that since it's Reta's turn, I need to roll a stabilize roll. I have very seldom done this, so I hope I get it right.

stabilize roll: 1d20 + 2 - 10 ⇒ (7) + 2 - 10 = -1

That would have failed, no matter what. Now at -11 HP

I could come force a potion down Reta's throat but that puts me in range for Pa. And we have another Munchmeat incoming. I'm not really sure what to do here. Any suggestions?

Honestly it seems like either go down in flames or run away in disgrace at this point. With their resistance to fire, there's no way I can do any significant damage here.

These are indeed nasty monsters. Owlbears, druidic ogres and a daughter, oh my!

Chuffy falls beneath the onslaught! Reta crumples as well, seeing her life flashing before her eyes and finding it oddly humorous.

Mogmurch?

No hurt feelings from me if you and Poog decide to run away.

I would have to move to Reta and then spend a full round action to try to heal her I believe. What the hey, let's give it a shot. :D

Mogmurch cannot leave the lovely Reta behind to suffer the same fate as Chuffy. He draws out a potion of cure moderate wounds, scurries down around the ugly ogre and sneaks up next to her.

I will move diagonally southwest then back to the east to my present spot. Assuming the ogre only has 10' reach, I think I'm avoiding an AoO this way.

Next round, if I'm still alive, I will pour the potion down Reta's throat.

cmw: 2d8 + 3 ⇒ (8, 3) + 3 = 14

Mogmurch heals Reta, who blinks and opens her eyes!

Round 5:
Poog
Pa Munchmeat
Chuffy, Reta and Mogmurch

Poog is up!

Poog drops his useless fire stick and pulls out his loud noises stick.

Lets see how tough Pa Munchmeat is without his weapon!

using wand of sound burst to try and help

Sound Burst, DC 13 Fort or be stunned for a round: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Squealy Nord spots Reta going down and screams in anger. He charges!
Bite: 1d20 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 1 + 2 = 10 for 1d4 ⇒ 1 damage!

Fort: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (7) + 10 = 17 Pa Munchmeat shakes off the stunning burst. He smiles at the dead goblin and the others down. He lets the flaming sphere disappear, and stabs at Mogmurch.
Spear: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18 for 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8 damage plus 1d6 ⇒ 5 fire!
Spear: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4 for 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8 damage plus 1d6 ⇒ 2 fire!

Reta and Mogmurch!

Reta stands up and stabs at the icky, scary guy. She's almost too afraid to use her usual scary smile, but she tries anyway.

attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15
damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
fire damage: 1d6 ⇒ 5

I don't think getting up triggers an AoO, because he's using a reach weapon and so can't threaten where Reta is. Action is the same if I'm wrong.
Mogmurch, don't forget about the potion of fire resistance you drank. Does that protect you against the spear's fire?

Poog tries once more with his sound stick

Fort Save 13 or be Stunned: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Yes the fire res will help. He didn't hit my AC anyway luckily.

Mogmurch has no choice but to try to burn Pa. He tosses one of his last remaining bombs and hopes for the best. Then he moves back out of the way.

Aiming at Pa's bottom right corner where no goblins or Squealy Nords are in splash range.

ranged touch: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23
fire damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (1, 5) + 2 = 8

Fort: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 13

The bomb hits Pa, but the fire doesn't burn him. Poor Squealy lets out a scream of pain and takes off. Reta's sword cannot seem to get past the ogre's thick hide!

Pa laughs as the pig flees and the gobbuns fight on. He stabs at Mogmurch again!
Spear!: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 14 for 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9 plus 1d6 ⇒ 1 fire!
Spear!: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20 for 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15 plus 1d6 ⇒ 6 fire!

Goblins are up!

The flames don't penetrate his magical protection but the spear itself hurts Mogmurch plenty. He drinks a healing extract then bails out!

Using an extract of CLW then moving.

clw: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

acrobatics to avoid AoO: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14

Reta steps back carefully and then drinks a healing potion (the one she grabbed from the chief stash).

CMW: 2d8 + 3 ⇒ (6, 3) + 3 = 12

Feeling much better, Reta prepares to go slash at the icky guy again.

So Close

Poog keeps trying to blow PA Away.

SOUND STICK: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

Fort: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (19) + 10 = 29

Pa doesn't seem to be fazed by the sound stick's loud noises, but the damage is definitely showing on him! He takes a 5' step and stabs at Reta while cackling loudly. "Gunna eat gobbuns fer days!"

Spear!: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23 for 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14 damage and 1d6 ⇒ 4 fire damage!
Spear!: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15 for 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12 damage and 1d6 ⇒ 3 fire damage!

Reta falls over once more, cursing the big ugly oaf.
Now at -3 HP. Dying, but likely to be able to stabilize.

Goblins are up!

Chuffy lies in a maxed out pool of goblin blood. A hole in his chest the size of a small tree, forever disappointed he didn't get a chance to use the crazy glue on anything. Even King Bubble seems a bit deflated.

Poog uses the sound stick once more praying to Zarongel it works...but then puts some distance between himself and Pa

Boom Box, DC 13: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Mogmurch decides to try a different tack, drawing out a flask of acid and chucking that at Pa!

ranged touch: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25
acid damage: 1d6 ⇒ 6

Mogmurch decides to try a different tack, drawing out a flask of acid and chucking that at Pa!

[dice=ranged touch]1d20+8
[dice=acid damage]1d6

All alchemists gain the Throw Anything feat as a bonus feat at 1st level. An alchemist adds his Intelligence modifier to damage done with splash weapons, including the splash damage if any. This bonus damage is already included in the bomb class feature. -PRD. You should be adding another 2 damage from your INT on that acid.

Fort: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 14

Pa Munchmeat looks hurt, but refuses to quit as the bell peals. Mogmurch's acid, however, is a lot more persuasive! He takes the flask to the face, screaming as the acid burns into his flesh. He stalks toward the flask-thrower and tries to stab!

Spear!: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16 for 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9 plus 1d6 ⇒ 2 fire damage!

Goblins are go!

Mogmurch shrieks in glee as the acid burns the big ugly Munchmeat. He steps back, pulls out another flask, and throws it again!

ranged touch: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10
acid damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

miss direction: 1d8 ⇒ 2

Splash damage 3 acid.

Poog has no action better than to creep forward toward Reta and blast once more with his sound stick.

boom stick: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

it would be so nice if i could roll above a 2 on this

stabilize roll: 1d20 + 3 - 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 - 3 = 20

Fort: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (10) + 10 = 20

The acid hits Pa across the face and he howls again in pain. He spits, half his face melting away from the dripping acid. "Curse yer gobbun souls! Ain't no meat worth this!" He shimmers and in a second a great bat the same size as Pa stands in his place. He howls and shrieks and flies off toward the east!

End of Combat!

Poog runs up to reta and begins to tap her with his healy stick he forgot he had.

Heal: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
Heal: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8
Heal: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Heal: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

"Hey use that stick on me too!"

Chuffy is dead right? If hes not ill do the same to him.

Heal: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8
Heal: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
Heal: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
Heal: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

Mogmurch
Heal: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8
Heal: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Chuffy is really most assuredly dead. But you can loot his corpse!

Defend my honor King Bubble!

Reta gives Poog her friendly smile. Unfortunatly, it looks worse than her scary smile.

Poog is sort of spooked by Reta and then rakes the tindertwigs and metal rods off of chuffys body.

So what were we here for again?

"We are supposed to drive them all away." He starts scouting out the house.

perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21

From inside the house you can hear the sounds of approaching footsteps!

You have one round of prep!

Reta requires no preparation.

Poog drops a Shield of Faith on Reta

Mogmurch chugs his shield extract.

The door opens and a smaller ogre-kin stomps out. She's ugly, even for a ogrekin, with a long distended jaw and pale blue skin. She cries out, "Whatcha done wit' ma Pa?!?" She howls and raises a crude morningstar over her head. Howling, she attacks!

Guffy Munchmeat Init: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14
Mogmurch Init: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9
Poog init: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18
Reta Init: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12

Round 1:
Poog
Guffy Munchmeat
Reta and Mogmurch

Poog is up first!

Poog hopes the daughter is less tough than the Papa and that she drops her ballstick

Boom Stick, DC13: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Fort: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13 Guffy proves as tough as her father when it comes to bursts of sound!

She stalks forward, still howling and swings at Reta! Morningstar!: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12 for 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8

Mogmurch and Reta are up!

"Mogmurch gave him a drink! Here's one for ugly girl too!" yells Mogmurch as he launches his last acid flask at her.

Aiming at the spot next to Guffy where it won't splash Reta. Instead it will just be 3 splash damage for Guffy.

ranged touch: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21

Reta gives a really big version of her scary grin and then swings her sword at the yucky girl.

attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 14

Guffy takes the acid splash and swears as the pain hits her. However, she swipes aside Reta's swing!

Poog is up for Round 2!