Poog

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Poog
Poog boasts a lot about serving no one and nothing, usually
while bigger goblins sit on his head, but deep down he adores
the goblin hero-god Zarongel, even learning a few tricks and
prayers by mimicking the tribe’s latest cleric, Nasty Grammel.
Poog feels less of a holy calling to the god of dog-killing,
fire, and mounted combat, and more of a fannish devotion,
steadfastly insisting he and the demigod are “just friends”
and “don’t want to make things too serious.” Poog has tried
riding smaller whelps to be more like his divine hero, but
so far the technique eludes him. Hopefully non-goblins will
prove easier to ride once he encounters one.
To compensate for his utter failure (thus far) to charge
into combat astride some monster, Poog funnels most of
his energy into attempts to overachieve at his god’s other
sacred teachings: killing dogs
(although he hasn’t yet
killed one, he hopes
to do so some day)
and lighting fires
(something Poog
is already pretty
good at).

POOG
Goblin adept 1
NE Small humanoid (goblinoid)
Init +6; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +1
DEFENSE
AC 14, touch 13, flat-footed 12 (+1 armor, +2 Dex, +1 size)
hp 5 (1d6+1)
Fort +0, Ref +2, Will +3
OFFENSE
Speed 30 ft.
Melee club –1 (1d4–2)
Adept Spells Prepared (CL 1st; concentration +2)
1st—burning hands (DC 12), cure light wounds
0 (at will)—detect magic, guidance, touch of fatigue (DC 11)
STATISTICS
Str 7, Dex 14, Con 11, Int 8, Wis 13, Cha 10
Base Atk +0; CMB –3; CMD 9
Feats Improved Initiative
Traits goblin bravery
Skills Ride +6, Spellcraft +3, Stealth +10
Languages Goblin
Gear padded armor, club, chewed stick, half a banana, handfuls
of dirt (3), square of burlap, wooden goblin doll, wooden holy
symbol of Zarongel (has some teeth marks)
GOBLIN TRAIT
Goblin Bravery You have a worrying propensity for
overconfidence in combat. When you're facing an enemy
that’s larger than you, if you have no allies in any adjacent
squares, your posturing, bravado, and cussing grant you a +1
trait bonus on attack rolls with non-reach melee weapons.
Special Challenge Talent Poog has a special talent that
provides an unexpected boon while attempting to win
Licktoad badges. His bravery means he’ll dig deep and
hurl out insults other goblins might be afraid to during the
Blistering Words challenge, granting him a +2 bonus on
corresponding Intelligence checks.