
Tolus Soulrender |

Ummm... I was just about to say that, actually... I recommend we disbar any door we can. The more exit options the better.

Talenvere Steelguard |

Following the others into the creepy dark room with orbs he keep his hands near his blades a snarl on his face. He didnt like...being unprepared. When the got out of here he would remedy that.
He moved to whatever door they werent taking and unbarred it just in case before moving to the door they were going to take.
I wonder what weird things we will discover in the next room? He grumbled a bit grumpily.

Your Benevolent Dictator |

4d20 + 13 ⇒ (2, 9, 10, 14) + 13 = 48
2d20 + 6 ⇒ (5, 16) + 6 = 27
1d6 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
After any preparations are made...
The door opens to another square room lit by an oil lantern. The room is occupied by two metal serpents that hiss angrily at you. They rush toward you with incredible speed, and one bites Ekkehardt's leg.
New Round
Your turns. Ekkehardt takes 6pts damage and needs a Fort Save DC 11 to avoid 1d2 DEX damage. Also, an updated map is under my profile.

Tolus Soulrender |

I am of limited use against constructs, my lord! Tolus warns. This needs to end, quickly!
He lays his hand on Ekkehatdt's back and the pain subsides somewhat.
transfer wounds: 1d6 ⇒ 3
Ekkehardt heals 3, I take 3 nonlethal.

Talenvere Steelguard |

shoot it didnt post? *shakes fist at webdemons*
He drew his daggers and stabbed at the snake monster in front of Ekkehardt his hurry making one stab wide clearly missing.
Metal snakes? so many strange things in this world.
He muttered.
dagger flurry stabs Main hand: 1d20 + 8 - 2 ⇒ (2) + 8 - 2 = 8
dagger flurry stabs off hand: 1d20 + 8 - 2 ⇒ (11) + 8 - 2 = 17
dmg offhand: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

Samaya |

1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19

Your Benevolent Dictator |

Shinoko Claw: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
Shinoko Claw: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10
2d6 + 2 ⇒ (1, 2) + 2 = 5
Shinoko takes 2pts damage, Talenvere takes 3pts damage. Each needs a Fort Save DC 11 to avoid 1d2 DEX damage.

Talenvere Steelguard |

He growled as one of the snakes took a nip out of him and answered in kind by diving through the 2 snakes to other side to flank with the strange evil bunnygirl. They were no doubt poisonous, he could feel his limbs stiffen a bit and burn from the bite. It was no matter a fight he could deal with. He took a deep breath and darted in with a dagger, snakelike as well striking the snake solidly.
acrobatics check: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (10) + 10 = 20
fort save: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
dex damage: 1d2 ⇒ 2
attack MH: 1d20 + 8 - 1 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 8 - 1 + 2 = 28
crit chance: 1d20 + 8 - 1 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 8 - 1 + 2 = 13
dmg MH: 1d4 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 2 + 1 = 6
sneak attack though prolly not allowed: 1d8 ⇒ 5

Your Benevolent Dictator |

Actually, constructs CAN be sneak attacked now. One of the changes from 3.5, although Elementals are still immune.
Talenvere nimbly dodges between the serpents and stabs the damaged one in the crack Ekkehardt had made only a few seconds before.
Shinoko Claw: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25
Shinoko Claw: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17
Confirm?: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
Shinoko lands a solid hit on the same snake, but its hide is too strong. Clearly it's made of something stronger than steel.
Tolus/Ekkehardt/Samaya: *crickets*

Tolus Soulrender |

Ah. Sorry.
Tolus paces his hand on his chest and a clear substance forms momentarily as whispers you can't quite understand echo through the room. Warm healing flies from him and heals the demon girl completely, but isn't quite enough to bring Talenvere up to perfection
Spending one PP to manifest Natural Healing for 4 HP because of my trait. My nonlethal goes away and shinoko and talenvere both heal 2

Your Benevolent Dictator |

Snakes: 2d20 + 6 ⇒ (9, 4) + 6 = 19
Ekkehardt overbalances slightly on his next strike and misses his foe. Fortunately for all of you, the serpents bites are easily dodged - this time....
Your turns

Samaya |


Talenvere Steelguard |

Blasted things!
He growled drawing and shanking the snake between he and the pink killing machine with his daggers.
Main hand shanks: 1d20 + 8 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 8 - 2 + 2 = 21
damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
sneak Attack!: 1d8 ⇒ 3
offhand stabs!: 1d20 + 8 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 8 - 2 + 2 = 17
damage off hand: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
off hand Sneak Attack!: 1d8 ⇒ 3

Tolus Soulrender |

I'm a, really reactive character, guys. I can't really act against these things until you get yourselves scratched. :)

Your Benevolent Dictator |

Damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11
Shinoko: Total Defense
Snakes: 2d20 + 6 ⇒ (9, 15) + 6 = 30
Ekkehardt slightly damages one of the snakes, but Talenvere's blades bounce harmlessly off its metal skin.
Guard Fort: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 1 = 12
Second Guard: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
Secondary Effects: 2d20 + 2 ⇒ (5, 3) + 2 = 10
Overcome with the pleasure of the experience (and helped along with your poisoned kisses), both guards fall asleep.

Talenvere Steelguard |

mh attack: 1d20 + 8 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 8 - 2 + 2 = 15
damage: 1d4 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 2 + 1 = 7
mh sneak: 1d8 ⇒ 8
OH attack: 1d20 + 8 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 8 - 2 + 2 = 10
dmg: 1d4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 + 1 = 6
sneak OH: 1d8 ⇒ 1
fie on thee fickle Diceroller fie!

Samaya |

"Thanks for the good time boyss you were jusst what a girl needed."
Round 1 Coup De Grace: 3d8 ⇒ (7, 3, 6) = 16 DC 26 Fort or die
Round 2 Coup De Grace: 3d8 ⇒ (7, 7, 6) = 20 DC 30 Fort or die
Quickly she slips on the clothing of the slimmer of the two, hiding the armor and swords, while taking the keys, saps, a bow and arrows, tying her hair back into a ponytail.

Your Benevolent Dictator |

Damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
Shinoko Aid Other (E. AC): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18
Snakes: 2d20 + 6 ⇒ (18, 5) + 6 = 29
Multiple attacks are made, but none land. Fortunately, the snakes' fangs also fail to find flesh - in part due to Shinoko knocking one away from Ekkehardt at the last moment.
You're in Room 20. The opening beside the stairs is a massive 10-ft-wide fireplace. It's lit, but the flames have yet to erupt into a massive bonfire. You can hear dishes clanking down below.

Talenvere Steelguard |

MH: 1d20 + 8 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (5) + 8 + 2 - 2 = 13
damage: 1d4 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 2 + 1 = 6
sneak: 1d8 ⇒ 6
OH: 1d20 + 8 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (16) + 8 + 2 - 2 = 24
damage: 1d4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 + 1 = 4
sneak: 1d8 ⇒ 7
Another growl of frustration as he agily struck his daggers forward torwards the metal foe had Talenvere that much more frustrated at their lack of abilty to down the damnable things.

Your Benevolent Dictator |

Damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
Shinoko: 2d20 + 10 ⇒ (12, 1) + 10 = 23
Snakes: 2d20 + 6 ⇒ (2, 9) + 6 = 17
Talenvere finds a vulnerable chink in the more-heavily-damaged snake's plating and plunges his dagger deep. Something shatters inside, and it falls apart.
Since you seem to be taking the stealthy approach, I'm giving you the map outside the non-kitchen door. If you want the other one instead, just let me know. :-)