The Jade Goblin Adventure Path

Game Master Loup Blanc

This is an epic journey that will determine the fate... of GOBLINS! Can they even survive this journey?


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GameMaster Armadillephant GameMaster

1d2 ⇒ 2
Um Horsecutta, you take 2 Strength damage.

Gniffles feels his hex move out towards the spider... and then he feels nothing. Not just no resistance to his magic--he senses that this spider is totally unaffected by the supernatural mind-bending of the Evil Eye.

Still waiting on Aka, Marrowdown, Ziki, and Zoog before I give a full recap of the round.


Come on, gobos! Time for da killin!


Male Goblin Barbarian (Feral Gnasher) 1

Will: 1d20 ⇒ 8

Despite the intimidating sight of the monstrous creatures, Marrowdown charges towards the spider ripping into Um and launches at it with his mouth agape.

Attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26
Damage: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7

17 AC until next turn.


Male Goblin Alchemist (Fire Bomber) HP 3/9 Str 6

WillSave: 1d20 ⇒ 16
Zoog yells, "Burn Lotslegs with fire!!!" wile doing so he draws the ingredients for, and throws a bomb.

BombThrow: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10 To touch AC of closest spider, also it's an 11 if within 30 feet.
Damage: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7 +5 splash. REF DC16 for half.


Male Goblin Monk(Zen archer) 1 Hp 3/9 str 7

Zoog the splash is number of bomb dice as straight number+int not int so for you 6 right now, And which spider did you toss at, I need to know if I need to make a save.


Female Goblin Godling (Eldritch) 1 HP: 10/10 AC: 16, t 13, ff 14; F +4 R +4 W +4; Init +2 Per. 0, Darkvision 60', Spells: 1st 0/3

Of course, I'm away from my keyboard for 12 hours & it explodes...
Will: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9, well, that can certainly explain Aka's inactivity.

Long-Legs-Eats-Goblin-Babies-Many!
& Mate!!

Aka remains consumed by fear.
You can't make full-round actions while shaken, can you?


Shaken


Male Goblin Alchemist (Fire Bomber) HP 3/9 Str 6

Horsecutta, I wrote in my post that I attacked the closest spider, which I assumed is the one on the ground with us. As for splash damage, my INT mod is +4, so the minimum damage a bomb can deal is 5, which would make that the splash damage.


Male Goblin Monk(Zen archer) 1 Hp 3/9 str 7

Well you know that old ditty about what happens when you assume, color me embarrassed. Also making my save now. Teach me to not pay full attention to a post and double check everything. Just saw you put 1d6+5 as bomb damage so assumed splash should be based off same.

ref: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21


GameMaster Armadillephant GameMaster

Actually, I assumed that the closest spider was the one hanging over Zoog (and the party)'s head. Zoog, you can pick which one you want it to be.

Aka, you can indeed make full-round actions while shaken, it just applies some roll penalties. Zurk linked it, as did I in the post where I mentioned it. Still waiting on you and Ziki (I'll give her 24 hours from this post).


Come on Ziki! Zurk and Hungry Lady need their food!


Male Goblin Alchemist (Fire Bomber) HP 3/9 Str 6

GM, I specifically said "the closest spider", so I will say the one hanging above everybody, which probably means no one takes splash damage (whick I just realized could save Um's life (sorry about that if I killed you...)! Also, no worries, when you mentioned the splash stuff it got me to go double check my stuff. And I just realized that you were right all along! It's even in my stats as Splash Damage 6! The additional +1 is from Throw Anything. My turn to be embarrased.


GameMaster Armadillephant GameMaster

Yeah, no worries, Zoog. As I said in discussion, I'm lenient and in favor of you guys. "Closest spider" to me meant the one above you, which also avoided you dealing splash damage to party members. Thus, all is (relatively) well as the goblins face the spiders...


Male Goblin Monk(Zen archer) 1 Hp 3/9 str 7

Ahh there we are then. Not as close to death as I thought.


Squishy the spiders, squishy dah spiders!


Female Goblin Godling (Eldritch) 1 HP: 10/10 AC: 16, t 13, ff 14; F +4 R +4 W +4; Init +2 Per. 0, Darkvision 60', Spells: 1st 0/3

"Ooolally Ooolally" Aka begins a rather peculiar incantation none of you have ever seen before.
Full round action: Barrier, from the Primordial Magic Major Ascendancy. To be placed between the two spiders.


GameMaster Armadillephant GameMaster

Alright, time's up for Ziki. I'll give her until the end of this combat to post, otherwise, she's being dropped.

Round 1 Recap

With speed and precision, Um Horsecutta launched an arrow into the leg of the larger of the two spiders descending on the group. The first spider came down to attack the goblin archer, viciously biting him and inflicting poisonous wrath upon his body. Meanwhile, its mate remained on a strand of webbing, just above the group, and attempted to encase the bugbear in web, to no avail. Zurk, in turn, waved his axe and screamed at the giant arachnid, clearly making it back off. Gniffles attempted to hex one of the spiders, and inadvertently realized that the thing was unaffected by the mental attack. Spug cast a spell on Zurk to prepare the bugbear to smite the spiders with the Hungry Lady's wrath. The fearsome Marrowdown charged the ground spider despite his fear and took a chunk out of its midsection. Zoog threw a bomb into the air, and while it didn't connect directly with the spider, it explodes 1d8 ⇒ 7 beside it. Spider Reflex: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5 The vermin is clearly caught with fire and bits of glass, though the goblins remain safe. The magic-using Aka raises some sort of barrier between the spiders, a force effect that sits in midair. And Ziki, clearly shaken by the spiders' appearance, cowers in the center of the group.

Round 2 Begins!
Still Horsecutta, then spiders, then everyone else.


Male Goblin Monk(Zen archer) 1 Hp 3/9 str 7

"Ahhhhh no no no kill dem not me. I not tasty." Um rolls back avoiding the gnashing mandibles. Venom drips around him as he narrowly avoids being a spider snack. He lets off two shots directly into the bugs open jaws.

5'step back flurry of arrows at the bug on the ground.

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17
Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1

I am going to go sit in a corner and cry for a bit.


GameMaster Armadillephant GameMaster

Horsecutta steps back and shoots the bow rapidly. One arrow plunks into the ground, but the other slices into the spider's mandible, causing it to shriek in pain. (Spiders shriek, right? They do in this.)

In return the spider shoots a web at him, attempting to entangle the poor little gobo.
Web Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25 Mother----
The silken strands latch onto Um, wrapping around him. He is now entangled in the spider's webbing. (You can break free with either an Escape Artist or Strength check at DC 12)

The spider in the air drops hideously toward Zoog, biting at him from its webbing.
Attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 4
...And I need Fortitude saves from Um Horsecutta and Zoog. The rest of the party's up. And I'm really sorry that I'm getting just ridiculous rolls here. I sincerely hope you guys overcome what isn't meant to be a great threat.


HP 8/8; AC 20, t 14, ff 17; Fort +2, Ref +3, Will +6; Init +3; Perception +4; Male Goblin Cleric 1

Spug moves off to the side, away from the spiders and channels the Hungry Lady's wrath at them.

Spug moves about 25' away from the spiders and to a spot where he can ensure that he can exclude 3 party members. He then channels negative energy at the spiders. Will Save DC 14.

Negative Energy Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 1

Spug grumbles, knowing that he should have tortured Squeally Nord to gain his patron's favor.


Male Goblin Barbarian (Feral Gnasher) 1

Marrowdown continues his assault on the ground spider, briefly pausing to spit out bits of spider-y unpleasantness.

1d20 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15
1d6 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6


Zurk howls loudly. "You gonna get squishy!" The bugbear's axe comes down in an overhead arc towards the ghastly spider.

Squish Dah Spider: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11
1d12 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9

Son of a mother-


Spells Memorized Goblin 1 Witch(Scarred Witch Doctor) | HP: 11/11, Init: +7, Perc: +1 | AC: 17, T: 16, FF: 12 | Fort: 4, Ref: 5, Will: 3, CMB -2, CMD 13

Gniffles squeels in frustration. "Spiderses is too stupid to cloud!" he realizes. Which is unfortunate as nearly all the power he has been granted thus far clouds the mind. Dropping his staff into the mud, he removes the sling that's been covering his gibblets.

Hanging free in the humid swamp breeze beneath the tattered robes, he loads a small gallstone bullet into the thong and looses it at the hanging spider.

ranged sling attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23
damage: 1d3 ⇒ 1


Male Goblin Alchemist (Fire Bomber) HP 3/9 Str 6

Fort: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

Zoog yelps in pain when the spider bites him, and feels his strength begin to wane. He takes a five-foot step back away from the spider, and drinks his mutagen (Strength). I never stated, but my standard extracts that I usually prepare are bomber's eye and cure light with a STR mutagen

New stats for next ten minutes: Str 16, Int 16, AC 21, touch 18, FF 16


Woohoo for mutagens!


Male Goblin Monk(Zen archer) 1 Hp 3/9 str 7

Um cowers on the ground in his web. Not being able to make an escape artist check till his turn he at least tries not to die of poison.

Fort: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

And promptly screams as the venom burns through his veins.


Female Goblin Godling (Eldritch) 1 HP: 10/10 AC: 16, t 13, ff 14; F +4 R +4 W +4; Init +2 Per. 0, Darkvision 60', Spells: 1st 0/3

Sighing, Aka resigns herself to the possibility of failure. "Yooo Hoo!..." She cries at the less damaged spider, once more gyrating & waving her hands wildly as she calls out gobledy-g&%%.)
Full Round Action: Primordial Magic; Compel, if applicable the Will Save DC is 14. If it goes through, the Compulsion will last two rounds in which time she will make the creature attack it's companion.
Wow, the profanity filter considers (g o o k) something to be filtered? Learn something new every day...


Spells Memorized Goblin 1 Witch(Scarred Witch Doctor) | HP: 11/11, Init: +7, Perc: +1 | AC: 17, T: 16, FF: 12 | Fort: 4, Ref: 5, Will: 3, CMB -2, CMD 13

Racial slur that doesn't see much use anymore I believe.


So eye g$$#ies could have a totally different meaning then


Male Goblin Monk(Zen archer) 1 Hp 3/9 str 7

Old slur for Koreans.


GameMaster Armadillephant GameMaster

Zoog's STR Damage: 1d2 ⇒ 2
Um Horsecutta's STR Damage: 1d2 ⇒ 1
Maybe if one of you weren't so down on the Koreans, you'd all be rolling better, heheh.

Round 2 Recap
Stepping back and releasing two arrows, Horsecutta managed to hit the large spider on the ground a second time. In return, the larger spider trapped the archer in webbing; meanwhile, its mate swung down and bit into Zoog the alchemist. After moving into position, Spug channeled the wrath of Venkelvore and damaged the spiders. Marrowdown took another chunk of flesh out of the larger spider's side, and it clearly is on its last legs (Get it?). The bugbear Zurk valiantly swung his axe at the hanging spider, but missed; Gniffles, however, launched a beautiful shot into its body. Feeling poison coursing through his veins, Zoog drank a mutagen to counter its effects. And Aka launched a mental assault...
1d20 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 1 = 16
...That failed to take control of the hanging spider.

Round 3 Begins!
Horsecutta, Spiders, Every Other Gobo.


Spells Memorized Goblin 1 Witch(Scarred Witch Doctor) | HP: 11/11, Init: +7, Perc: +1 | AC: 17, T: 16, FF: 12 | Fort: 4, Ref: 5, Will: 3, CMB -2, CMD 13

Gniffles reaches for another gallstone, loading it into the sling. He licks it for good luck this time, then whips it at the hanging pinata. He doubts there will be candy inside, but there's likely to be something delicious in there!

ranged attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
damage: 1d3 ⇒ 2

I know it's out of initiative, but I'm just about to the point where I need to cut it for the night.


Male Goblin Alchemist (Fire Bomber) HP 3/9 Str 6

Correction: Zoog's strength is at 14 not 16 after the poison


Male Goblin Monk(Zen archer) 1 Hp 3/9 str 7

Escape: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16Didn't think I was going to make it there for a sec.

Um wriggles out of his bond as a full round action and whimpers in his spot hoping the others can kill the nasty bugs.


GameMaster Armadillephant GameMaster

Seeing its prey escaping from the strands, the spider Does What?: 1d3 ⇒ 3 moves forward and attempts to grab at Um. This does leave an opening for attacks; Um Horsecutta and Marrowdown both get attacks of opportunity against the hideous creature.
Grapple Attempt: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13
Even if the strikes of the goblins haven't brought it down, the spider is unable to grab the goblin archer.

Meanwhile, the spider's mate chitters and slings a web at the goblin who hurt it badly--Zoog.
Web: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19
The goblin alchemist is entangled by the sticky webbing!

Everyone but Gniffles still needs to go; I need AoO's from Um and Marrowdown; and I need Um and Zoog to make Fortitude saves.


Male Goblin Barbarian (Feral Gnasher) 1

Marrowdown leaps at the passing spider and attempts to seize it around the head with his teeth.

1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22
1d6 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10

We small ones still can't reach the other spider, correct?


GameMaster Armadillephant GameMaster

Latching on viciously, Marrowdown rips the head from the spider and tosses it to the ground as the massive vermin collapses.

You can't reach it normally, no. Pro-Tip: Jump Attacks are the bomb.


Female Goblin Godling (Eldritch) 1 HP: 10/10 AC: 16, t 13, ff 14; F +4 R +4 W +4; Init +2 Per. 0, Darkvision 60', Spells: 1st 0/3

Aka chants one more time, this time hurtling a bolt of queer, eldritch energy at the spider still up in the trees.
Primordial Blast attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11, vs. Touch AC. That might hit...
Force damage: 1d4 ⇒ 3


Male Goblin Alchemist (Fire Bomber) HP 3/9 Str 6

Zoog struggles to get free of his bonds, growling and cursing at the Lotslegs. "Stupid Lotslegs! Zoog kill you!"

Fort: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9
EscapeArtist: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

He feels the poison still in his veins, and is unable to shrug off the webbing that binds him.


Zurk growls low at the spider that the others can't reach, knowing this is the moment to show why the Hungry Lady chose him to further her goals and promote fear. Seeing the overhead swing doesn't work, he tries a more focused forward arc.

"You gonna be spider skewers soon!"

Spider Slice N' Dice: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12
Dmg: 1d12 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10

This is really not proving good for Zurk


HP 8/8; AC 20, t 14, ff 17; Fort +2, Ref +3, Will +6; Init +3; Perception +4; Male Goblin Cleric 1

Sensing an end coming soon, Spug advances towards the spider releasing some of his dark infectious magic into it's hide.

Touch attack to cause bleed damage:1d20 + 0 ⇒ (7) + 0 = 7
Bleed damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2


GameMaster Armadillephant GameMaster

Spug, you can't touch the spider, it's out of your reach. Also, you know a touch attack would make you eat an AoO?

Zoog's STR Damage: 1d2 ⇒ 2


Male Goblin Alchemist (Fire Bomber) HP 3/9 Str 6

STR is now 12


Male Goblin Monk(Zen archer) 1 Hp 3/9 str 7

Charged touch attack spells and spell likes count as armed till they are discharged if I remember correctly.

Attack: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (5) - 1 = 4Traumatized by the whole event Um attempts to kick the spider, as his misses he is sprayed in gore from the chunk Marrowdown chewed out of the bug.


GameMaster Armadillephant GameMaster

Ah, you are correct, Horsecutta. However, I need you to make a Fortitude save. Mwahahaha! Never mess with the GM!


Male Goblin Monk(Zen archer) 1 Hp 3/9 str 7

Fort: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10 and yet more failure ensues.


GameMaster Armadillephant GameMaster

Horsecutta's STR Damage: 1d2 ⇒ 1

And I think the only thing we need is an action from Marrowdown, since earlier was an AoO. Spug may also change his action since it'll take an Acro check to even attempt to touch the spider.


HP 8/8; AC 20, t 14, ff 17; Fort +2, Ref +3, Will +6; Init +3; Perception +4; Male Goblin Cleric 1

Spug will cast Guidance again on Zurk, since Spug notices that he seems to be having a difficult time trying to hit the spider.


Smash!: 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 7 + 1 = 10
1d12 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17

Zurk's swings go wider as he yells in frustration at the spider. "Scaredey spider gonna be minced when Zurk gets you!"

SO not my luck


Male Goblin Alchemist (Fire Bomber) HP 3/9 Str 6

I can't decide if it is annoying or funny how well the GM is rolling, and how badly the rest of us are doing :P

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