>> Ask *Rysky* anything, anything at all! <<

What is the surest path to happiness? Where does it start?

I wouldn't know, sorry.

Jade eggs are intended to train the pelvic muscles. It is often a good thing because most people do not train those muscles (riding helps, though). Of course, you can call it chi. You can always call it chi.

I know about Kegels and vaginal bells, I'm just not sure how much the jade eggs help with the former.

Always interesting on the rysky page.

We try.

Jade is heavy. That is probably the point.

Jade is heavy. That is probably the point.

*nods*

I shall probably regret asking this, but what do you think of Gwynneth Paltrow's advocacy of putting jade eggs in one's lady-parts in order to send 'Chi' levels into the stratosphere?

Worst. Easter egg. hunt. ever.

Or "best" if that floats your boat. Ain't my place to kink shame.

I am filled with a rising urge to punch some people. And I just ate, so it isn't hunger.

Mistress Rysky, how do you keep cool when head-punching feels called for?

Jade eggs are intended to train the pelvic muscles.

Jade is heavy. That is probably the point.

I just now occurs to me that maybe Paltrow is just a big Legend of the Five Rings fan, and the jade egg is for kinky LARPing.

I am filled with a rising urge to punch some people. And I just ate, so it isn't hunger.

Mistress Rysky, how do you keep cool when head-punching feels called for?

Sorta-answer, by so far not being within physical range of anyone deserving of said head-punching.

Actual answer, I don't. I'm a very emotional person, it's very hard for me to cool down.

Sissyl wrote:

Jade eggs are intended to train the pelvic muscles.

Sissyl wrote:

Jade is heavy. That is probably the point.

I just now occurs to me that maybe Paltrow is just a big Legend of the Five Rings fan, and the jade egg is for kinky LARPing.

Or she's REALLY worried about, uh... let us say animation-minded Oni...

Rysky have you managed to use an monster from the wayfinder bestiary yet?

Rysky have you managed to use an monster from the wayfinder bestiary yet?

Not yet, the only game I'm running has been on hold for almost 2 months as I work through some things >_<

I have gotten plenty of ideas though.

I wrote a little vignette for my prospective Hell's Rebels character here.

What do you think?

"Little"

Heh, I like it :3

Are you aiming to meet the other characters at the protest or a jail cell? XD

Protest, preferably.

With a load of night tea to sell. :)

Yeees!

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I am filled with a rising urge to punch some people. And I just ate, so it isn't hunger.

Mistress Rysky, how do you keep cool when head-punching feels called for?

Sorta-answer, by so far not being within physical range of anyone deserving of said head-punching.

Actual answer, I don't. I'm a very emotional person, it's very hard for me to cool down.

I was gonna say from what I've seen i'm quite sure she just punches them in the head.

It makes an interesting paradox for me. At the same time I don't want you to have super powers because of the damage you would wrought and also I want you to have super powers to see the damage you would wrought.

Heh

Oooo...

So, uh... had a really weird dream last night.

I was stuck in an Outlast 2-esque hallucination in a darkened school/asylum/some creepy building with three gorgeous naked women (a blonde, a brunette & a redhead) who alternately begged me for help against some kind of monster, made sexual overtures to me in brightly lit rooms and chased me in a berserk fury, trying to kill me and eat my soul.

Not sure if it's reflective of anything personal, but I might've gotten some new inspiration.

So, uh... had a really weird dream last night.

I was stuck in an Outlast 2-esque hallucination in a darkened school/asylum/some creepy building with three gorgeous naked women (a blonde, a brunette & a redhead) who alternately begged me for help against some kind of monster, made sexual overtures to me in brightly lit rooms and chased me in a berserk fury, trying to kill me and eat my soul.

Not sure if it's reflective of anything personal, but I might've gotten some new inspiration.

Wow.

There's definitely some symbolism going on there with The Three, it shows up a lot in a bunch of stuff (see Brides of Dracula).

Good morning, everyone.

Mornin!

I've got good news. My blood sugar level is close to normal, and my blood pressure is very much improved than when I was admitted last Wednesday. My Thyroid is under-producing, probably due to the Pituitary tumor.

Yay!

*hugs*

Sex with elementals: What's your opinion?

Sex with elementals: What's your opinion?

Hmm See That could be some hot action but it could also be rocky, or leave you all wet,I bet it would be good for a Blo... ill stop there.

Sex with elementals: What's your opinion?

Depends on the Elemental.

And if they're Sapient.

I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

Sex with elementals: What's your opinion?

Depends on the Elemental.

And if they're Sapient.

That latter's a sticking point for you, is it?

I'd had half a mind to ask about sex with furniture....

I'd had half a mind to ask about sex with furniture....

I think Nocticula's book on the Ottoman Empire has been optioned for a Starz TV show.

(GM's Note: Hunt's current karma score is -874, nearly 2/3s of which are for horrible puns.)

Rysky wrote:

I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

Sex with elementals: What's your opinion?

Depends on the Elemental.

And if they're Sapient.

That latter's a sticking point for you, is it?

I'd had half a mind to ask about sex with furniture....

Finish French polishing your tallboy first, please.

I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

I'd had half a mind to ask about sex with furniture....

I think Nocticula's book on the Ottoman Empire has been optioned for a Starz TV show.

(GM's Note: Hunt's current karma score is -874, nearly 2/3s of which are for horrible puns.)

Her version of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is reaaaaaaally kinky.

{is dragged off stage by force vaudeville hook}

Sir RicHunt Attenwampi wrote:

I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

I'd had half a mind to ask about sex with furniture....

I think Nocticula's book on the Ottoman Empire has been optioned for a Starz TV show.

(GM's Note: Hunt's current karma score is -874, nearly 2/3s of which are for horrible puns.)

Her version of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is reaaaaaaally kinky.

{is dragged off stage by force vaudeville hook}

*snaps hook over knee*

Her version of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is reaaaaaaally kinky.

I bet I know what broke the Stone Table in half in her version.

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

Her version of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is reaaaaaaally kinky.

I bet I know what broke the Stone Table in half in her version.

Yeeeeeeeeesss.

Hey Rysky, so I'm making a pair of tragic NPCs who are supposed to be star crossed lovers that can't be together. The first is a LG paladin of Erastil searching for their lost lover. The second ran away and now lives in the woods away from all civilisation. So to the questions, should the second be a druid or a ranger? Also what would be a good reason for them to run away?

Hey Rysky, so I'm making a pair of tragic NPCs who are supposed to be star crossed lovers that can't be together. The first is a LG paladin of Erastil searching for their lost lover. The second ran away and now lives in the woods away from all civilisation. So to the questions, should the second be a druid or a ranger? Also what would be a good reason for them to run away?

What about the Demon Sworn Witch instead?

That kinda ties into your first statement and second question rather than an outright answer though, why can't they be together? Do you already have that part thought out? I'd assume it would tie into why they run away.

The idea is to have my players help the paladin find the other one, so the answer is because plot :P
My original concept was that the other NPC ran away due to some sort of misunderstanding, though I couldn't figure out one that wasn't too cheesy

The idea is to have my players help the paladin find the other one, so the answer is because plot :P

My original concept was that the other NPC ran away due to some sort of misunderstanding, though I couldn't figure out one that wasn't too cheesy

Ah, well being a demon Sworn Witch could lead to a big misunderstanding :3

But yeah the whole only hearing part of a conversation/misunderstanding and running away is beyond cheezy and outright obnoxious -_-

Hmmm, what about she got attacked by a Lycanthrope so ran away afraid of what her Love might have to do and eventually (possibly due to the player's actions) instead of turning into one she became a Mooncursed Barbarian instead?

Now that is a good idea, yea I like the Lycanthrope route. Thank you Rysky

Now that is a good idea, yea I like the Lycanthrope route. Thank you Rysky

Yay!

You're welcome ^w^

Hey!

Who broke my force vaudeville hook?

>:(

Hey!

Who broke my force vaudeville hook?

>:(

Well you should probably stop leaving them lying around everywhere, people trip on them.

What would you do if yours and Captain 'Force' Vaudeville-Hook's eyes met across a crowded room?

Hook up?

.... >_<

*lays head down*

IS IT KABOOM TIME AGAIN?!

Yes.