TET(With a T this time)'s pantflyer campaign (No, it's not dirty.)

Game Master Halflingtime

Actually, Ruul manages to grapple the thing, but it's shorter than he expected, and still very, very invisible.

"Show yourself or I'll break your little neck!" the bull threatens.

He'll do it to!

Sunny blinks in the sudden darkness... then goes about trying to make a light,

"This be why we use magic when we's at home..." She mutters. "Dun't has ta' worry abouts lil' critters blowin' yer glow-globe out or nuffin'..."

Perception:1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25(To find something useful and proper to make a light with)

Survival:1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6

OR Dex Check:1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4 (In case the Mistress trout thinks it's more this sort of skill in the dark)

"Dang it... how's this s'posed ta' work...?"

YAY! Tha' dice roller! Look-it that! Double ones!

Sorval Immeadiatly draws her rapier and casts Light on it... for effect.

You have him; Ruul?
She turns to gaze upon the small creatures...
And what you think you're all doing?

Manny holds steady!

Ruul continues throttling!

Sunny continues to try and brighten the place up. (^_^)

Zeltor skulks...

Manny keeps the dream alive

Helps brighten up and 'sparkle-erize' the dream. (^_^)

Zeltor shuffles in place.

.

"He took something of mine. Something precious." Choked the apparition elegantly.

In the light of Sorval's magic glowing swordm Suny takes in the revealed scene.

Possibly a little more description to get people all back up to pace? (^_^)

Wishin' every one all'a very bestest!

"So you're tryin' to settle the score?" Ruul rumbles. "How did he wrong you? What'd he take?"

Manny watches intently.

The light reveals small, simpering pugwampis hiding behind a box and milling around to hide behind other objects in the room. They were already visible to Manny, but they didn't seem intent on attacking right away. If they did, it wouldn't be too troublesome, as they only numbered six, but still... It wouldn't take much for Sorval, Zeltor, and Manny to try to dispatch them, as long as their luck held out whilst Ruul dealt with their visitor.

"My best friend, as it were." the voice replied, stiffly.

An object or does he actually have a buddy of yours?

"Oh, she is long gone, now, I'm afraid..."
He gave a wry laugh.
"So I'll just have to content myself with destroying his livelihood...!"

The creature talked a mean game despite being grappled.

Emmm......We we can't let you trash the place, we agreed with the owner to keep it intact. I am pretty sure that a bag of gold isn't going to satisfy you considering. So unless we can agree on something else, it isn't looking good.

Sunny leans in a little loser to get a better look at the critter in Ruul's grasp,

"Wait? Ye said 'She'? Ye be doin' this fer a friend, like?" The Elf asks, seeking clarification.

"Oh! I know!..." She suddenly says excitedly, "Why dun't we just, y'know, rub some cinder on ye selfs.... make a tad of a mess our selfs, an' ye can be sayin' ye done a right bang up job... but all'a...um... what'cha call it? 'All-comical' stuff tha' owner feller done put down din't let yer fires get any wheres?" Suny suggests.

"Then, we's can give ye some shine fer yer actin' well done!" (^_^)

Sunny finishes with her usual bright smile to all the little critters milling about and begins to fish about in her pockets for something.

Diplomacy:1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18

"She's speaking. And sounds persuasive. Hmmm..."
"You could let me go, I suppose. And we would never speak of this again..."

Sense Motive: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

Manny don't what is this even?

Sense motive:1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22

(^_^)

Sunny moves forwards and tries to get a better look at the 'Person' doing most of the talking for the folks who've snuck into the place.

Perception:1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23

"So.. how's about we introduce our selfs, hey? I be called 'Sunny' ina' speakin' of tha' peoples." She offers brightly, though she doesn't offer to shake hands.

Just call me Manny.

"Ruul", the bull rumbles.

"Bryndarys. A pleasure, I'm sure."

The bull feels the form attempt something of a formal bow within his grasp.

Well we still have this question on what to do about all this. Yea friend got killed from we heard and you want to trash this shop, but we can't let you.

Sunny experimentally 'pokes' at the space in Ruul's hands.

"Is like I be sayin'," She replies to Manny. "We do tha' thing I said about an' every one? They be leavin' all happy, like." She grins.

Diplomacy:1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

Oopsie... I wonder where I be pokin'... (>_>)

Sunny feels something squishy and eyeball-like. Bryndarys emits a strained growl.
"Is that necessary?!" he yells, before clearing an invisible throat. "Look, we can still salvage this... Just tell your employer you found me. Just put me back in my box so I can watch the show! And purge the little hellions that carried me in, or they will just keep getting in here."
There is a short chuckle. "You wouldn't want the town to burn down, after all."[/b]

Ruul snorts in confusion. "Wait, who carried you inside?"

Somewhere in the shop, the party can hear chittering pugwampis.

Sunny jumps back with a squeak of her own, waving her hands to remove the squicky-ness.

"Why can't we be seein' y'selfs?" She asks, her curiosity quickly over-coming her 'squicky-ness' however, and she begins to lean closer again.....

"Because I have forgotten how to be seen, of course." he scoffed, as if the answer was obvious.

Pugwampis carried him in.

Sunny scratches her head at the voice's words, then she glances about pon hearing the Pugwampi's beginning to carry on.

"Okeys, ye lil' dickens. Time fer ye t'be headin' home..." So saying she begins to 'shoo' the Pugwampis back out side...

Diplomacy:1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17

"Uh, what's a pugwampis?"

initiative time. Beat a 21, ok?

Initiative:1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

I dun't be thinkin' so... (>_>)

Init: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15

Init: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

Nope!

Init: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13

What in the name of Desna is a pugwampi?

Her grip on her rapier relaxes only slightly as she ponders the thought...

Init: Monsters, Manny, Sorval, Zeltor, Ruul.

Rnd 1 Map

The pugwampis are in groups of 2. You only saw the two enter, but there are two other group in other places in the store. They occupy the same square, sort of like a swarm, but without the benefits.
Also, anyone here without a luckstone has no choice but two roll twice for any attack, check, or save against these monsters and take the lower result.

Tiny-vicious looking dog-like start slashing at Sunny with tiny daggers, glinting with some sort of precious metal.
Only one makes contact with her skin, and it does minimal damage, but...
Fort Save of 10, or take 1 bleed damage.
Manny!

Manny attempts a graceful series of flips to 2-d to get behind the nasty

acrobatcis: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (12) + 10 = 22

He then stabbers the nasty, flanking with Sunny
S.sword,flank: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (19) + 9 = 281d4 ⇒ 3
Sneak attack: 2d6 ⇒ (3, 1) = 4
Crit check: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (10) + 9 = 191d4 ⇒ 1

Manny, do you have a luck Stone?

Alas, a poor goblin like me does not.

Hello, my name is The Elusive Trout. I am a hobbyist gm who would like to create a walk-in sort of rp using the pf system. The rules would be simple. You create a character or scavenge an old, rejected, or unused one, and if you post it here, I will check to see if it, at least cosmetically, will function in a completely random campaign where you will be flying by the seat of your pants.

It will take place in Golarion, so you don't have to worry about that. I will be starting you out in a rural village in

I can only take five of you at a time.
Also, I won't be able to post as much come mid-September, but I'll still try to keep up.

Your level would start at one.

I'm toying with two locations to start with: Bag Island, or Maheto, in Taldor.

I'm in!

Display character and it shall be so... unless this is the character?

Ah. So it is. Welcome, goblin brother. Calculate encumbrance, and we shall be good.
Also, deity is Norbort?

I will alter that. Was just a joke on my part.

Have any preference on where we start?

I'll bite; is it point buy? If so; what value?

Actually, you can 20pt buy... or roll 3d6 7 times right here and drop the lowest value.

/returns from stalking

And your barbarian is fine as-is with stats.

20 pt buy sounds good... I am toying with either a Catfolk or Half-Orc Magus concept; I can have it up tommorrow morning.

That would be awesome. Do you have a preference as to where we start?

Ooh! Ooh! I'd love the chance to RP with the trout!

Weight calculated.

Maheto sounds as good as the other. Bag Island sounds like they have to many hobbitz.

Then, gentle soul, get a level one character ready. M' not picky. Seriously, I'm not, but it's 20 pt buy or roll 7 sets of 3d6 here and drop the lowest for stats. Or, you know, you could pop up a recycled character and I could take a look-see at the stats.

Weight calculated.

Maheto sounds as good as the other. Bag Island sounds like they have to many hobbitz.

The other one has lotso doorfz.

Weight calculated.

Maheto sounds as good as the other. Bag Island sounds like they have to many hobbitz.

Well, you're done then.

Well, this would be one of ShadowyFox's failed oracles (didn't make the final cut for a CotCT game).

Well, this would be one of ShadowyFox's failed oracles (didn't make the final cut for a CotCT game).

He will suffice.

I know everyone hates Zen Archers, but still would like to throw mine into the mix - this alias is an unfortunate spillover from a Rappan Athuk incursion that ended very early after it had started.

So this would be my "scavenged, old, rejected, or unused one" even though he is at level 3 :D

Absolutely will get to both of them. I'm horrid at equipment, so that'll be what I do first. Just have to wait on the background to know where we're going and how it'll start. :)

I know everyone hates Zen Archers, but still would like to throw mine into the mix - this alias is an unfortunate spillover from a Rappan Athuk incursion that ended very early after it had started.

So this would be my "scavenged, old, rejected, or unused one" even though he is at level 3 :D

De-level him and you're in. Oh, and add weight to your equipment.

So, I got Feral in the mix, too.
Shadowy, Andrea, Tessai, Feral, person I don't know yet.... that makes five.
I said six to Feral because I wanted him no matter what. As a result, I'll take one more.
Then, we're closed with a rogue, zen archer, magus?, oracle, and ?.

Perfect! Thank you for taking me in - will proceed in de-leveling him.

Should be ready soon :D

EDIT: I should keep the stats, reroll, or...?

Perfect! Thank you for taking me in - will proceed in de-leveling him.

Should be ready soon :D

No problem. It's amazing how much gets thrown away, hm? Stats are fine as is, I think. You have quite the dump stat, though.

I gotta agree that the dump is kinda stooping too low - I may give it a tad adjustment to not having it so dramatic.

It is also a measure of his background, with Asura ancestry to start off, and then brought up in semi-seclusion. Lets just say his social skills are not his strongest suit in many aspects.

I will re-crunch it and you'll let me know :D

Okay, Zeltor.

Ok, so I have slightly re-crunched Zeltor stats, but no dramatic change - I am thinking any further changes would depend on what we are playing, the setting, the theme, feel, etc.

For now he is as he is :D

/waves at Trouty and the rest.

Can I join?? I'll re-fix the ability points (I think I used 25 for my last campaign with this guy but I could be wrong) if needed.

He is an Elven Dervish Dancer Bard that uses the Elven Curve Blade.

EDIT: Fixed Ability Scores and Skill points need to fix backstory a little to fit in with this area (change names etc.)

And...done! Let me know if something (like the family name) needs changed...

3d6 ⇒ (2, 1, 6) = 93d6 ⇒ (2, 3, 2) = 73d6 ⇒ (3, 6, 1) = 10
3d6 ⇒ (1, 6, 3) = 103d6 ⇒ (4, 2, 4) = 10
3d6 ⇒ (3, 1, 3) = 73d6 ⇒ (3, 1, 6) = 10
No offense guys, I just wanted to see what I would have gotten had I tried to join your campaign. As it is I'm full, but enjoy these stats.

Those are awesome! I am guessing DM Oladon got near you at some point. He's given you the curse.

Okay; That's six with Horfil added in.
Jametor, how's it hanging?

Can I join?? I'll re-fix the ability points (I think I used 25 for my last campaign with this guy but I could be wrong) if needed.

He is an Elven Dervish Dancer Bard that uses the Elven Curve Blade.

EDIT: Fixed Ability Scores and Skill points need to fix backstory a little to fit in with this area (change names etc.)

Your craft should probably be smithing, jeweling, etc.

Just waiting for my next horribad roll due to the curse.

Trout on!

How much starting gold? if avg. then I will have to make a few adjustments to my gear (avg. is 105 g (for bard) Horfil's gear total was 150 g (got lucky on some rolls in my previous campaign))

You can keep the 150.

And...done! Let me know if something (like the family name) needs changed...

No, that's fine. I just need you to calculate the weight of your gear and discern whether you're male or female. I found evidence of both in your profile.

It looks like we're starting in Maheto in the northern foothills of the World's Edge Mountains.
This is going to be a Taldan experience, but it will be fluid.

Obviously I still have to change the fluff and put together gear, but the one question I would have is: do you think I should change out any of his skills to fit his new environment?

Obviously I still have to change the fluff and put together gear, but the one question I would have is: do you think I should change out any of his skills to fit his new environment?

Nope! Your skills are pretty universal.

Okay- now I'm done with her.

Quite the group of races we have here...
Catfolk, Goblin, *cough* Human *cough*, Tiefling, Elf, and Feral (not a race but a persons name)

(I'm still new to role-playing any tips if possible would be nice though I understand that everyone has to learn how to role-play by themselves and "be the character they made".)

By the way who is Feral?

Feral's a force of nature in player form.
He's probably going to be a minotaur race from a third party supplement that I've seen in action before.

As for rping, well, it's a good place to learn. For one, I'm going to send you a pm to test the waters a bit to see where to start you.

Feral is one of the more talented folks on the forum.

Flattery will get you nowhere.

Well this is going to be a fun group then... A mismatch of races in a city filled with Dwarves... Taking bets on how long we will last without getting into fights with the locals! (Kidding)

No idea on feral- but tip: try to think "What Would Horvil Do" basing it on their past also; don't be afraid to incorperate some aspect of yourself into your character it can make describing his actions easier.

Pretend it's a taco! /bad advice

Yeah; disregard what I said... instead just focus on relaxing and having fun.

No, I didn't mean your advice was bad. I was just giving bad advice on purpose.