Shifty PFS Group Bravo (Inactive)

Game Master Nik B.

Reta climbs the tree to look at the ugly house!

Reta notes the following..

-The main deck.

The main deck of the shipwreck is cluttered with objects both natural and artificial. Thick swaths of leafy vines grow over the deck, and shiny green patches of algae and moss grow where the vines do not. The central cabin's roof has a wide edge, creating a canopied walkway along the ship's sides. A flight of steps up to the roof of the ship's main cabin, the entrance to which is blocked by a door decorated by a large number of rodent and bird skulls. A smoking stovepipe chimney extends up from the ship's highest point above.

-The rigging.

Two rickety wooden platforms—crow’s nests—sit on the masts, ten feet above the ship’s deck below. Each is linked by a pair of thick ropes, and additional ropes hang down from the platform on the stern-most mast to the deck.

Chuffy follows Reta, opting stealthily to climb the ladder at the front of the strange house.

Assuming the ladder looking thing is indeed a ladder? Else I will take the one from the cloak of many things that might be useful.

Stealth: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (20) + 16 = 36

Chuffy makes his way up the front gangplank.

Perception 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10
Reflex 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22

A strange mud ball breaks away as he heads up... but Chuffy catches it before it hits the ground... he thinks it is funny that it looks like a big egg...but not so funny when he realises that it is a wasps nest and they are biting at him. Lucky it didnt break open!

What be that? Gimme ball!

Mogmurch follows Chuffy while being sneaky too! The goblin also holds out his hand for Chuffy to give the ball to Mogmurch.

"Shhh! I am sneaky! You take ball. It bites Chuffy anyhow. Throw at Reta later."

Is it possible to walk or hang on the rope tied between the two trees?

Poog follows Mogmurch and Chuffy, wondering when the kick-a-ball game is due to start.

Reta looks at the ropy vine.

Sure Reta you could climb along it, wouldn't be firm enough to walk on..., what could POSSIBLY go wrong? :p
Make a climb check

Youhouhouhou!

Reta hangs on the rope to explore more.

Climb: 1d20 + 1 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 1 + 5 = 23

Mogmurch is a sneaksy goblin, and will try his best to make sure to not get caught being bestest sneak!

SNEAKY SNEAKY: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (2) + 12 = 14

Sneaksy sneaksy, to find the fire booms.
Sneaksy sneasky, to find the sparkly dooms!

Mogmurch leads the sneaky sneaky and quietly gets to the first door... but upstairs he hears a loud bark!

Reta is hanging on the vines and can see that on top of the stupid house there is another door to a room, probably a kitchen! She can see two hateful DOGS at the door to that room!

Reta's eyes flicker with rage. "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGS!"
She tries to make a fly attack to hit as savagely as she can the nearest dog.

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 3 + 1 = 20 for Slashing: 1d4 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 1 + 2 = 4

Chuffy shakes his head in disbelief and screams back, "We are still neaky sneaky! Why you yell! Now they hears us."

Chuffy continues to look for route up while once again remaining stealthy.

Stealth: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (10) + 16 = 26

There is a ladder up, assume it is a 5' climb and adjust moves accordingly

Reta flies screaming at the DOGS! She stabs one as she lands.

R1
Poog
Mogmurch
ENEMY
Chuffy
Reta

Sorry, couldn't move my token while at work.

Climb: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (5) - 1 = 4

Mogmurch finds a latter leading up to where he thought he heard Reta's voice, and tries to climb it, yet seems to get his leg stuck on a rung!

STOOPID STICK CLIMBER! ME BLOWS YOU UP IF NOT LE ME GO!

Climb 1d20 ⇒ 2
Poog also gets stuck on the ladder, no good climbing over Mogmurch!

The dogs lurch in on Reta and she sees that they are tethered to long chains. One a mangy hound with one blue eye and one brown eye and the other a scruffy mongrel with a crooked tail - who she has already stabbed.

Scabtongue
Bite 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18
Damage 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Tickletooth
Bite 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16
Damage 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

R1
Chuffy
Reta

R2
Poog
Mogmurch

"AAARGH! Reta be wounded! Bad, bad doggy dog!" shouts Reta in anger, before slashing again at the dog she hit before.

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 3 + 1 = 20 for Slashing: 1d4 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 1 + 2 = 4

The dog falls to the deck, stilled, but the other dog is very much alive!

Behind the door another dog is barking and tearing at the wood, trying to get out!

R1
Chuffy
Reta STABBITY!

R2
Poog
Mogmurch

If you are NOT staying on for We Be Goblins Too, could you kindly let me know so I can begin lining up the next muster :)

I will be advertising for a Poog, and Reta

I hope to!

Chuffy bravely leaps into battle, now that one of the dogs is dead,charges in to stab at one of the vile creatures. . . I think next round.

Gorge of Gluttons:
to hit 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13 damage 1d4 ⇒ 2

Poog tries climbing again 1d20 ⇒ 10, much better!

Poog fires off a fire bolt 1d20 ⇒ 4 but it just flies into the swamp.

Mog up!

Mogmurch tries to climb the latter again, but it takes two tries as his hands slip off the rungs the first time!

climb: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (10) - 1 = 9
climb: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (11) - 1 = 10

YOU WAITS FOR ME CHEATER POOG!

The dog goes after Reta again...!

Tickletooth
Bite 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15
Damage 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

R2
Chuffy
Reta

R3
Poog
Mogmurch

Chuffy did not make climb checks last round for ladder. Just assumed 5' movement. Assume the 7 last round was check, DC on ladder is 5?

Chuffy gallantly helps the female secure honor by helping kill dog. Chuffy takes a five foot step to help Reta achieve glory.

to hit 1d20 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 6 + 2 = 19 damage 1d4 ⇒ 4

Yeah happy with that

Chuffy gets the blade in!

Dog falls over.

Behind the door there is much barking and carry on!

I assume you all manage to get up now and in place... so who's opening the door?

Combat continues unless you guys decide to just let the dog bark and bang on the door - what could possibly go wrong?

"Poog! You have some healingz? I feel weakz!"

After being healed (or not), Reta will open the door in a big slam.

Assume reta delays, Poog heals, then Reta resumes

Poog heals Reta 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

Reta steps forward 5' and opens the door.

A big slobbery dog is on the other side.

Reta - still has a stanard actipn to attack

R3
Poog - Healed
Reta - Opened (Standard action remains)
Mogmurch

"Thankz Poog, you do you job well."

Reta opens the door, ready to end that evilishly dogz life! When she understands she's right in front of it, she shivers but finds enough courage in his hatred of canines to slice at him.

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 3 + 1 = 20 for Slashing: 1d4 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 1 + 2 = 6

...and the blade hits squarely!

Moggy up!

Mogmurch takes a few steps before his eyes light up!

ME HAS IDEA! STOOPID, FILTHY, SCARY THINGS!

The goblin starts to look through his bootbag for something while quietly cursing at the dog.

That's two move actions, so that's the end of my turn, unfortunately.

Also, I know which PFS character I want this module for now. Krestin Swift, #97978-13, no day job. Just a slightly min-maxxed doggy person.

Dog bites at Reta.
Attack 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15
Damage 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

R3
Chuffy
R4
Poog
Reta
Mogmurch

Chuffy again stabs at the mighty D-O-G.

Gorge of Gluttons:
to hit 1d20 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 6 + 2 = 28 damage 1d4 ⇒ 4 Sneak 1d6 ⇒ 3
Gorge of Gluttonsa Confirm:
to hit 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10 damage 1d4 ⇒ 1

"GOOooOD dog! DIE in PEAAaace!" shouts the female goblin, half-mad at the taste of blood.

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 3 + 1 = 12 for Slashing: 1d4 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 1 + 2 = 6

Chuffy lands a very respectable blow.

Reta, not so much.

R3
Chuffy - Hits!
R4
Poog
Reta - DOESN'T HITS!
Mogmurch

chuffy say flanking with Reta. Reta no count flank. Refs should count flank

Even if Reta could count as high as fourteen without taking off her shoes, she still wouldn't have managed a big enough number. Chuffy needs to help her get more numbers!

Mogmurch's ears start to flop as he begins cackling loudly, and taking a few steps to the side, as the goblin pulls out an Alchemist's Fire!

They says be smartest in tribe, because I knows fire! I AM BESTEST AT FIRE MAKINGS!

Throw Anything: 1d20 + 6 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (15) + 6 - 2 - 4 = 15damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3

YOU BURN DOG! YOU BURN GOOD!

Moggy, it's a splash weapon and you're an alchemist. It means you're perfectly trained to throw it and you add you're int bonus to damage. :)

Moggy, it's a splash weapon and you're an alchemist. It means you're perfectly trained to throw it and you add you're int bonus to damage. :)

First time playing an alchemist, and I forgot about the INT bonus to splash weapons. As for the other things, the dog is in melee, so that's -4, and you're also providing soft cover, so an added -2, unfortunately. Fortunately, I believe since it is a splash weapon, it's against touch AC.

So, I believe with my INT modifier, it's 5 fire damage total?

The dog isn't playing anymore.

This room is a blood-splattered chamber of horror.

Dead rodents, snakes, and birds have been variously nailed, tied, and hung around the walls. At the far end of the room, a large cauldron bubbles over an iron stove set against the aft wall, its stovepipe chimney extending up through the ceiling. A bloody burlap sack sits on the floor next to the stove. The center of the room contains a long, rickety table surrounded by chairs that contain several grisly decorations—a whole family of skeletal goblins, their bones bleached white and bound together by reeds and twine.

The little Goblin Guild pokes around the room and the bag - a Goblins left arm and heart are currently stewing in the cauldron, while the bloody burlap sack contains the rest of its body, including its uniquely branded face. Scribbleface's hideous fate should serve as yet further proof to all right thinking Goblins that writing words can, in the end, only bring you bad luck—or worse!

Reta is most interested by the cauldron. "oooooooh! Wonder if it be tastin gooooood!" and gulps a good bit of stew.

If you haven't already, could you kindly enter your details into the Post Session Player Reporting link at the top of this page (under where it says We Be Goblins) - a little early, but just means once the session finished I can sheet up!

Crazy kids!

Chuffy sticks a couple dog pits onto his dagger, and toasts the bits over the charring floor. "Mmm. Dog kay-bobs"

How is soup? It smell good!

Mogmurch also goes towards the stew and tries some!

"Gooood very gooood! Come get some!"

1d100 ⇒ 98

The Goblin stew tastes... like goblin.

Downstairs there is a little shuffling behind the final door.

Blegh! This taste like Scribble Face!

Mogmurch looks into the cauldron and sees the former goblin's face, and laughs.

Me was right!

Hearing the noise down stairs, the alchemist looks at the other goblins, and points at the latter.

Reta, you bestest legend for face stopping! You see what is making noise!

Reta goes to the door, opens it!

Many Goblin heads poke in door.

The air in this cabin is thick and close, stinking of swamp and sweat, with a thick, glistening layer of mud on the floor and swaths of oily fungus clinging to the walls. Even more dangling decorations of goblin bone and animal-part fetishes hang from the ceiling on lengths of sinew here, and what appears to be a nest made of rags, sticks, mud, and castoff bits of clothing lies against the westernmost wall. But scattered amid the filth and clutter are several exotic-looking man-made objects—including a tantalizing red chest.

Snoring loudly is a nasty Goblin woman wearing a really silly floppy hat, but watching over her is a great big toad...

First Goblin to move triggers combat!:P

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR" shouts Reta as she charges into battle.

surpriz roundz?