Seraphimpunk's Way of the Wicked

Game Master Seraphimpunk

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Female Kitsune Sorceress(Fey,Tattooed) 5 (hp: 30/30 | AC: 16 (assumes MA) | T: 12 | FF: 14 | Fort: +3 | Ref: +3 | Will: +3 | Init: +4 | Perception: +0 | Low-light)

Infernal:
Alright, scent is a good idea.

Temperance pulls out her scroll of Summon Monster 1 and starts casting it. (Move + Std, will require another Std next round).


initiative:
[r1] [17: Ash], [16: Victor], [14: Loran], [9: Leo], [8: Forsythe], [6:Temperance], [5: Neji]
| MAP

no, just loran is down. Leo is just stabilizing Loran so he doesn't bleed out.

Forsythe continues to ready.

The ball of flame rolls onto Leo leo@reflex: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 213d6 ⇒ (6, 4, 5) = 15 no damage.

ash@perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20
victor@perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
neji@perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25
temperance@perception: 1d20 ⇒ 5
leo@perception: 1d20 ⇒ 15

Neji almost notices something, by the open door. but its too general to pinpoint.

back to the top of the round

[R3] [24: Victor], [20: Ash], [16: Neji], [12: Loran], [12: Leo], [10: Temperance], [8: Forsythe (silence 2)], [3: Owner], [3: Apprentice],

[R5]


Male Beastbrood Tiefling Diviner Wizard 1/Rogue Charlatan 2 (hp: 23/23 | AC: 13 | T: 13 | FF: 10 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6 | Will: +0 | Init: +6 | Perception: +3 | Darkvision )

I'm going to keep holding this door.

Dark Archive

Male Tiefling Alchemist 6 (hp: 52/52 | AC: 18 | T: 12 | FF: 16 | Fort: +7 | Ref: +7 | Will: +2 | Init: +2 | Perception: +9 | Darkvision)

Ash takes out a red and white colored flask, and pours it out on the ground. like an insta grow sponge, a fiendish terrier is standing there in an instant. Ash infernally issues it a command to find the invisible creature and attack.

it gets a scent, takes a step, pinpoints the scent with a move action, and attacks the square between the assitant and Leo. bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 131d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 21d10 ⇒ 8 it connects with something, and there's a cry and you hear something hit the floor.


initiative:
[r1] [17: Ash], [16: Victor], [14: Loran], [9: Leo], [8: Forsythe], [6:Temperance], [5: Neji]
| MAP

a couple of rounds later, she materializes into view.
with the silence spell worn off by then, forsythe comes in.
its not hard to knock out or kill the assistant as well during this time. i leave it your choice.

her spellbook is burnt and useless on the floor. but she's got bracers of armor +2 ( the owner), as well as some scrolls on her, and the scrolls in her shop.

on her body:
2nd level: molten orb, bear's endurance, fog cloud, flaming sphere, magic mouth, minor image, summon monster II, whispering wind
1st level: alarm (CL 5th), true strike, unseen servant, youthful appearance, abundant ammunition, detect undead, endure elements , floating disk, hold portal, mage armor, mount ( CL 4th ),

on the assitant
cure light wounds, protection from evil, sleep

a dagger
a mwk light crossbow
10 bolts
alchemist fire,
a silver dagger
studded leather,
a silver mitran holy symbol
a smokestick
a healer's kit

the shop itself doesn't have any magical scrolls on the shelves , upon examination to follow up what you saw during combat. but there's also two locked boxes in the back room, one about 2 ft x 3 ft, the other about 1ft x 2 ft. solid chests, heavy. they detect of magic. but don't apparently have any magic inside them.

Spellcraft on the boxes ?

large box
ash@perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23
neji@perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (20) + 8 = 28
victor@perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

small box
ash@perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16
neji@perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 14
victor@perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

they don't appear to be trapped.

the boxes are at opposite ends of the room. the small one by the desk, the large one in the SW corner of the office.


Female Synthesist 4 | Titan Mauler 2 || HP: 24/24 (63/66) || AC: 22| T: 12 | FF: 20 (w/ MA&Shield)|| Fort: +12 | Ref: +6 | Will: +8 || Init: +2 | Perception: +10 | Darkvision & Low-light)

Spellcraft Large Box: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21
Spellcraft Small Box: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12

Unless we need the assistant to answer questions, perform work or generally be useful, we execute her. Once we know the magics of the boxes I'll ask her for the key or to open them.


Female Kitsune Sorceress(Fey,Tattooed) 5 (hp: 30/30 | AC: 16 (assumes MA) | T: 12 | FF: 14 | Fort: +3 | Ref: +3 | Will: +3 | Init: +4 | Perception: +0 | Low-light)

I think we should knock her out and let Loran take care of her from there. He looks like he could use a snack.

When we'd cased the joint, did we see a large number of magic items, scrolls, etc on display? Does it match what she's carrying?

Spellcraft Large box: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (3) + 9 = 12
Spellcraft Small box: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (11) + 9 = 20


Male Beastbrood Tiefling Diviner Wizard 1/Rogue Charlatan 2 (hp: 23/23 | AC: 13 | T: 13 | FF: 10 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6 | Will: +0 | Init: +6 | Perception: +3 | Darkvision )

Spellcraft Large box: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 14
Spellcraft Small box: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (19) + 9 = 28

I'll try to open them.

DD Large: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11
DD Small: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (12) + 9 = 21

I'll take 20 on one while Ash does the other, or I can assist. Hoping she keeps her notes on gossip about the town and keep in here.


M Damphyr male Dhampir Summoner 6 (hp: 31/31 | AC: 19 | T: 13 | FF: 16 | Fort: 1 | Ref: +5 | Will: +6 | Init: +3 | Perception: +13 | Darkvision, low-light )

I could use a snack...

Did I get healed at all?


Female Synthesist 4 | Titan Mauler 2 || HP: 24/24 (63/66) || AC: 22| T: 12 | FF: 20 (w/ MA&Shield)|| Fort: +12 | Ref: +6 | Will: +8 || Init: +2 | Perception: +10 | Darkvision & Low-light)

I'll cast Rejuvenate Eidolon: 1d10 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9 and assist the team assist Loran as needed to wand/potion his way to CLWedness. I assume we have time to top off while we go through the shop.


initiative:
[r1] [17: Ash], [16: Victor], [14: Loran], [9: Leo], [8: Forsythe], [6:Temperance], [5: Neji]
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Sorry, knowledge arcana. But I'll presume your spell crafts and k arcana a are close if not higher. You identify fire trap on the smaller box.

Loran just got stabilized, no healing as of yet. Leo can corrupting touch him awake probably
2d6 ⇒ (4, 4) = 8


initiative:
[r1] [17: Ash], [16: Victor], [14: Loran], [9: Leo], [8: Forsythe], [6:Temperance], [5: Neji]
| MAP

And no, it looks like she must be keeping most of her inventory somewhere, a lot is missing from the shelves, there's just mundane stuff up on display, quills, inks, papers, books, scribing material components n stuff.


initiative:
[r1] [17: Ash], [16: Victor], [14: Loran], [9: Leo], [8: Forsythe], [6:Temperance], [5: Neji]
| MAP

The boxes both have an evocation aura


Female Synthesist 4 | Titan Mauler 2 || HP: 24/24 (63/66) || AC: 22| T: 12 | FF: 20 (w/ MA&Shield)|| Fort: +12 | Ref: +6 | Will: +8 || Init: +2 | Perception: +10 | Darkvision & Low-light)

Know. Arcanas: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17
Know. Arcanas: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23

Victor, don't touch that small one, it's trapped you fool.

I grab the assistant roughly, claws digging into her skin, and speak in my native voice, Come here my plump hare. Disable the trap and open it, slowly. Tell me where the inventory is if you don't want to be my next meal. I do love roast rabbit so. If you want to live to run again little bunny you'll do as I bid.

Intimidate: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (19) + 10 = 29

I have fire resist so I am less worried about damage to me, or the assistant for that matter, and more so about damage what is inside the chest.


Female Kitsune Sorceress(Fey,Tattooed) 5 (hp: 30/30 | AC: 16 (assumes MA) | T: 12 | FF: 14 | Fort: +3 | Ref: +3 | Will: +3 | Init: +4 | Perception: +0 | Low-light)

Whoa there, Victor. Looks like those boxes are trapped, definitely the small one and probably the big one too. Fire might destroy the goods we want in addition to hurting us. Let's be careful here. Fire trap is difficult to disable. Before we kill the shopkeeper though, we can use her or her assistant to open it. I don't have strong enough magic to dominate her will fully, but maybe we can get her to open it through coercion.

Or you can try to disable it, Ash. I know you're good at these things, but Fire Trap is hard.

DC29 DD check I believe, unless we had dispel magic. Victor only has a +9 so he can assist but would only succeed on a 20.


Female Kitsune Sorceress(Fey,Tattooed) 5 (hp: 30/30 | AC: 16 (assumes MA) | T: 12 | FF: 14 | Fort: +3 | Ref: +3 | Will: +3 | Init: +4 | Perception: +0 | Low-light)

We should also explore the upstairs. We may find the missing inventory or clues that would help us with these chests as well. I can help, but riffling through people's things isn't exactly my strong point.


Female Kitsune Sorceress(Fey,Tattooed) 5 (hp: 30/30 | AC: 16 (assumes MA) | T: 12 | FF: 14 | Fort: +3 | Ref: +3 | Will: +3 | Init: +4 | Perception: +0 | Low-light)

I'll assist on the intimidate.
This b%*%& is crazy. She might actually just start eating you, I recommend you do what she asks and be extremely helpful.
Intimidate: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14

And a little good cop:
Now if you're helpful, I don't see any reason for you to be eaten. Maybe we'll just tie you up and gag you and leave you to go about your business. We only really want the goods. Your death is pretty irrelevant to us. You heard my offer to your boss, she rejected us and will suffer for it. Help us and you might not die a horrible death like she will.

Dark Archive

Male Tiefling Alchemist 6 (hp: 52/52 | AC: 18 | T: 12 | FF: 16 | Fort: +7 | Ref: +7 | Will: +2 | Init: +2 | Perception: +9 | Darkvision)

I'm not much better, I don't like those odds.
See what you can get out of the owner.

Ash offers up his cure light wounds extract to rouse her from unconsciousness.


Male Aasimar Antipaladin 6 (hp: -9/60 | AC: 21 | T: 11 | FF: 20 | Fort: +11 | Ref: +6 | Will: +6 | Init: -1 | Perception: -4 | Darkvision)

intimidate: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (6) + 11 = 17


initiative:
[r1] [17: Ash], [16: Victor], [14: Loran], [9: Leo], [8: Forsythe], [6:Temperance], [5: Neji]
| MAP

you question her for how to bypass them, but she holds her tongue.


Female Synthesist 4 | Titan Mauler 2 || HP: 24/24 (63/66) || AC: 22| T: 12 | FF: 20 (w/ MA&Shield)|| Fort: +12 | Ref: +6 | Will: +8 || Init: +2 | Perception: +10 | Darkvision & Low-light)

Wow a 29 to 33 Intimidate, depending on if the others were Aids, and she isn't budging? Impressive.

This little rabbit doesn't want to run anymore. Loran, would you like her roasted first or would you prefer her raw?

Infernal:
Perhaps this one is mute, or touched in the head. Ash, let's rouse the other and see if she cares more for her own life or the life of this fat prize. And be careful she does not cast anything when you do. Worse case we take the chests with us and deal with them later.


Male Beastbrood Tiefling Diviner Wizard 1/Rogue Charlatan 2 (hp: 23/23 | AC: 13 | T: 13 | FF: 10 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6 | Will: +0 | Init: +6 | Perception: +3 | Darkvision )

I think that if we physically force them to open the chests, then the traps won't go off. Like, bind their hands, restrain them and try to use their hands to open the chests. And if it does go off, well, their stubbornness will just get them killed.


Female Kitsune Sorceress(Fey,Tattooed) 5 (hp: 30/30 | AC: 16 (assumes MA) | T: 12 | FF: 14 | Fort: +3 | Ref: +3 | Will: +3 | Init: +4 | Perception: +0 | Low-light)

Infernal:
]That doesn't sound like a great idea. It'll probably just go off anyways. And even if it would work, you'd have to be really careful not to touch the chest yourself. Who exactly do you think is going to do that? Are you volunteering?


Male Beastbrood Tiefling Diviner Wizard 1/Rogue Charlatan 2 (hp: 23/23 | AC: 13 | T: 13 | FF: 10 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6 | Will: +0 | Init: +6 | Perception: +3 | Darkvision )

It'll totally work. I'll do it. We should use the shopkeepers hands to do it and we shouldn't heal her, just use smelling salts, it will force her awake even though she's really hurt. If she's on the brink of passing out, I doubt she'll fight as much.


Female Synthesist 4 | Titan Mauler 2 || HP: 24/24 (63/66) || AC: 22| T: 12 | FF: 20 (w/ MA&Shield)|| Fort: +12 | Ref: +6 | Will: +8 || Init: +2 | Perception: +10 | Darkvision & Low-light)

Sylvan:

Look, I handle fire on a daily basis. Some would say I'm resistant to it, and I think that is a dumb idea. If it comes to it, I can open the boxes, but I worry the trap may destroy what is inside

Concentrate detect magic on the boxes, one at a time, for a few rounds, what the the strength and intensity of the spell, if not the spell name directly.
spellcraft: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21
spellcraft: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19
spellcraft: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11
spellcraft: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 24

Someone search upstairs while I study these boxes, no need for all of us to stand around. Gather anything useful not bolted down. And if it is bolted, unbolt it! We have more to do before this day is over and I tire of this shops decor


Female Kitsune Sorceress(Fey,Tattooed) 5 (hp: 30/30 | AC: 16 (assumes MA) | T: 12 | FF: 14 | Fort: +3 | Ref: +3 | Will: +3 | Init: +4 | Perception: +0 | Low-light)

Trusting that Neji has the chests under control, Tempy asks the boys and Forsythe to come upstairs with her and toss the place. They will be thorough and take the needed time.

Well, trusting would be a too strong of a word, but more "willing to accept" whatever outcomes result from Neji's being in charge, including Victor blowing himself up.


initiative:
[r1] [17: Ash], [16: Victor], [14: Loran], [9: Leo], [8: Forsythe], [6:Temperance], [5: Neji]
| MAP
Neji Volrata Eidolon wrote:

Wow a 29 to 33 Intimidate, depending on if the others were Aids, and she isn't budging? Impressive.

This little rabbit doesn't want to run anymore. Loran, would you like her roasted first or would you prefer her raw?

** spoiler omitted **

lol i missed the 29, i saw the 14 and 17 =)


initiative:
[r1] [17: Ash], [16: Victor], [14: Loran], [9: Leo], [8: Forsythe], [6:Temperance], [5: Neji]
| MAP

ok, having been pointed out that its more like a 33 intimidate, not a 21, you push her to immediately helpful. She tells you the password to open the chests safely.

You toss the upstairs, finding a large personal library collection, aside from a few empty spellbooks, some trashy romance/adventure novels, and some jewelry, there doesn't seem to be anything worthwhile upstairs. she's got a crafting area set up for scribing scrolls, and has probably 300gp worth of materials for scribing laying around. the jewelry gets appraised at about 150gp. the library isn't worth transporting / selling it. at most there's one book that itself is worth 25gp

Once the chests are unlocked downstairs, you find the inventory that she removed from the shelves at night: 4th - greater invisibility; 3rd - fireball; 2nd - scorching ray, cure moderate wounds; 1st -
endure elements x4, mage armor (CL 5), mage armor x4, mount (CL 4th) x5, protection from evil x3, cure light wounds x4

in the smaller chest are scripts of debt from the Watchkeep for scrolls purchased on promise from the past year or two, and receipts for services rendered from the tower's wizard, payments made in form of a few more powerful scrolls. it looks like when the keep needed her services, they'd either pay eventually with the kingdom's gold, or with services and scrolls of their own.
there are gold ingots worth 250gp, and some 7 gems worth about 25 gp each. there's promise notes for another 300gp from the kingdom. but they state that they won't be delivered until some time next year, here to the shop.


Female Synthesist 4 | Titan Mauler 2 || HP: 24/24 (63/66) || AC: 22| T: 12 | FF: 20 (w/ MA&Shield)|| Fort: +12 | Ref: +6 | Will: +8 || Init: +2 | Perception: +10 | Darkvision & Low-light)

Do the trashy romance novels have either the name of "Victor RR Moreau" or the likeness of him on the back cover, smoking a pipe, in a turtleneck? If the later, what is his pen name? Dirk Steel?

Seems like our little plan to borrow on the tower's credit was a bit of an old song for this crone. Perhaps she was quite tired singing it when we arrived. But I think this old tune may just give us a path to the wizard who appears to be a regular customer. Temperance, how good is your lonely old town scribe impression? Perhaps the owner of the Quill would like to discuss arrangements for payment in gold or attention from the wizard. Maybe you'd have an offer to supply him further in these darkening times.


M Damphyr male Dhampir Summoner 6 (hp: 31/31 | AC: 19 | T: 13 | FF: 16 | Fort: 1 | Ref: +5 | Will: +6 | Init: +3 | Perception: +13 | Darkvision, low-light )

Is there anywhere a request for further scroll work? That would make it easy to lure the mage here. Take a look around, I'm going to enjoy this assistant for a minute

Loran will drag the assistant off a bit and slowly enjoy a nice meal.


initiative:
[r1] [17: Ash], [16: Victor], [14: Loran], [9: Leo], [8: Forsythe], [6:Temperance], [5: Neji]
| MAP

hah. no likenesses or Victor pen names that are readily apparent.
and no outstanding orders for work.
enjoy your meal.


initiative:
[r1] [17: Ash], [16: Victor], [14: Loran], [9: Leo], [8: Forsythe], [6:Temperance], [5: Neji]
| MAP

its early in the witching hours of Oathday, Kuthona the 5th, when you finish looting the shop and draining the assistant and owner of their blood. What are your plans for the day ? some rest after this and then some mischief on Oathday evening ?


Female Synthesist 4 | Titan Mauler 2 || HP: 24/24 (63/66) || AC: 22| T: 12 | FF: 20 (w/ MA&Shield)|| Fort: +12 | Ref: +6 | Will: +8 || Init: +2 | Perception: +10 | Darkvision & Low-light)

As it is early morning, would we still have time to head to the second shop or are too many peasants up and about by now. If we have time I would rather strike while the morning is young. The longer we take the less successful we will be. Outside of healing, I don't thank any of us actually expended enough effort to require rest. No?


Female Kitsune Sorceress(Fey,Tattooed) 5 (hp: 30/30 | AC: 16 (assumes MA) | T: 12 | FF: 14 | Fort: +3 | Ref: +3 | Will: +3 | Init: +4 | Perception: +0 | Low-light)

After looting the cache of scrolls and reflecting on how the castle wizard had this scribe to produce goods for him, Tempy has the strongest desire to have her own personal wizard at her disposal. Maybe a focus on some longer duration enchantment magic would do the trick. She could probably keep someone charmed all day if she put her mind to it. And later she could use more powerful magic like dominate person.

On hearing Neji talk business, Tempy snaps out of her reverie.
I agree with Neji. We had a productive heist here. Let's move the goods, strike again and then rest for the day. I can rest here, taking on the role of the scribe and keeping someone around as my assistant. We can take turns minding the shop or just lock it up. We might have another lead we can use or come up with a plan to draw out the tower wizard.

Is that assistant still alive? I have some questions about her mistress' daily habits and her relationship with the wizard.


initiative:
[r1] [17: Ash], [16: Victor], [14: Loran], [9: Leo], [8: Forsythe], [6:Temperance], [5: Neji]
| MAP

right-o, i'll set up the The Coiffed Quaffer for you guys to B&E into next.
did anyone heal up Loran? he was unconscious, and needed some healing before he could start feeding off the assistant and the owner. Leo stabilized him. Ash gave his extract to the owner to bring her conscious. I think Leo laid hands on Loran once to heal him up some for 8 hp, so there's still 21hp of damage on Loran.

the rest of you are mildly injured as well, most of you could benefit from an infernal healing scroll.

Neji: 8hp/10 ( i think you lesser rejuvinated your eidolon already ? )
Temperance: 4hp
Ash: 6hp
Loran: 21hp

or does Loran just want Leo to use more of his corrupting touches on him and the rest of you are okay with minor wounds?


Female Kitsune Sorceress(Fey,Tattooed) 5 (hp: 30/30 | AC: 16 (assumes MA) | T: 12 | FF: 14 | Fort: +3 | Ref: +3 | Will: +3 | Init: +4 | Perception: +0 | Low-light)

I think our idea last time should've worked, just somehow that clever shopkeeper saw through our disguises. I think we should try the same plan again. Anyone need help with their disguise this time?

I'm guessing Leo has a decent number of corrupting touches (2+Cha and he's a pretty fellow) so might make more sense to have him use a couple of his to heal Leo and save our resources. We do have a handful of infernal scrolls to spare if we need them, of course. Temperance will hold off on using one.

Since we have time, Temperance will assist each of them. She auto-aids with a +13 Disguise skill (before any of the magic modifiers).


Female Synthesist 4 | Titan Mauler 2 || HP: 24/24 (63/66) || AC: 22| T: 12 | FF: 20 (w/ MA&Shield)|| Fort: +12 | Ref: +6 | Will: +8 || Init: +2 | Perception: +10 | Darkvision & Low-light)

I totes rejuved. I also offered to help heal Loran, with any potions, scrolls and wands.

Disguise as Acolyte to the head tower priest: 1d20 + 1 + 10 ⇒ (17) + 1 + 10 = 28. I adjust my clothes and offer myself to Tempys inspection.


M Damphyr male Dhampir Summoner 6 (hp: 31/31 | AC: 19 | T: 13 | FF: 16 | Fort: 1 | Ref: +5 | Will: +6 | Init: +3 | Perception: +13 | Darkvision, low-light )

I should also get temp HP from drinking blood, though no idea how long they last


Female Kitsune Sorceress(Fey,Tattooed) 5 (hp: 30/30 | AC: 16 (assumes MA) | T: 12 | FF: 14 | Fort: +3 | Ref: +3 | Will: +3 | Init: +4 | Perception: +0 | Low-light)

Assuming you're a Blood Drinker Dhampyr that chose Human, you get 5 temps and a +1 bonus on con checks and saves for 1 hour.


Male Aasimar Antipaladin 6 (hp: -9/60 | AC: 21 | T: 11 | FF: 20 | Fort: +11 | Ref: +6 | Will: +6 | Init: -1 | Perception: -4 | Darkvision)

smack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 221d3 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 72d6 ⇒ (6, 5) = 11
leo's first punch hits, dealing 7 damage and healing 11. net 4

smack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 241d3 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 52d6 ⇒ (2, 6) = 8
his second hit strikes for 5 damage, and heals 8. net 3.

how much more are you hurt?
:: he chuckles ::

touch: 2d6 ⇒ (6, 3) = 9

touch: 2d6 ⇒ (3, 6) = 9

I don't use my touch in combat anyway. i'll save up a channel in case we find an invisible creature again. but I can use them after combat to heal the dhampyrs in case forsythe goes down.


initiative:
[r1] [17: Ash], [16: Victor], [14: Loran], [9: Leo], [8: Forsythe], [6:Temperance], [5: Neji]
| MAP

we'll be in the town center map again. The Coiffed Quaffer offers barber services, as well as potions, tonics, and remedies. The proprietor is a hirsuit skinny brute of a man with a very well groomed mustache and beard. His shop consists of two barbers chairs, a bench on the back wall, a showcase of tonics and remedies, and in the back a showcase of potions and elixers. His glass and wood countertop also displays some potions, elixers, combs and hair care products. Its witching hour, about 1am maybe 2am. Everyone is asleep inside. Stairs in the back lead up to the second story. All this you know from visiting the shop before. You never got the owners name as it was irrelevant until now.


Female Kitsune Sorceress(Fey,Tattooed) 5 (hp: 30/30 | AC: 16 (assumes MA) | T: 12 | FF: 14 | Fort: +3 | Ref: +3 | Will: +3 | Init: +4 | Perception: +0 | Low-light)

Glad I don't have the right...constitution...to get healing from Leo.

Tempy shifts into the same seneschal disguise, using alter self for the body shape and disguise self for the details.
Disguise: 1d20 + 10 + 10 + 13 ⇒ (14) + 10 + 10 + 13 = 47

And once everyone else is suited up, she leads the group to knock firmly on the hirsute gentleman's door.


Female Synthesist 4 | Titan Mauler 2 || HP: 24/24 (63/66) || AC: 22| T: 12 | FF: 20 (w/ MA&Shield)|| Fort: +12 | Ref: +6 | Will: +8 || Init: +2 | Perception: +10 | Darkvision & Low-light)

I don't know, I like the way Leo touches, as long as he doesn't mind me hitting back /nonsubtlewink

Assuming we talk our way in as opposed to trying to sneak in:
Bluff Aid to opening Tempy speech: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15
Intimidate following after Tempy speech: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (13) + 10 = 23

Coiffer! Your service to The Fire Undying is upon you. Dark are these days and noble are those that honor our lords and light the way to salvation. Foul beasts stalk these nights and through your contributions will they be held at bay. To deny this holy of requests is to side with the fallen and welcome the dark lords onto your shores. Submit to The Shining Lord Coiffer or be judged as forever lost to the shadows.

If we try to sneak after someone picks the lock:
Stealth: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (20) + 8 = 28


Female Kitsune Sorceress(Fey,Tattooed) 5 (hp: 30/30 | AC: 16 (assumes MA) | T: 12 | FF: 14 | Fort: +3 | Ref: +3 | Will: +3 | Init: +4 | Perception: +0 | Low-light)

Assuming that the door opens after knocking and our mark isn't actively freaking out, Tempy, waits for Neji-acolyte to finish her dialogue (which I assume starts as soon as the door opens). She rolls her eyes while Neji is rambling on about duty and so on. When she stops:

Facing Neji, harsh stage whisper:
Felicity, you are a little too tightly wound. You need to meditate more so you can remain calm in the face of adversity.

Facing the Hirsute Gentleman:
Sir, sorry for the interruption at this untimely hour and for my assistant's over-zealousness, but we have orders from the keep that pertain to you. It appears our Dwarven allies have betrayed us, which really should come as no surprise, and they have killed several guards and sabotaged our supplies, including our stash of magical goods. This may be an isolated incident of raging Dwarven idiocy, but it could also be a prelude to further acts of barbarism, so we are trying to replenish our stocks as best we can. I am also prepared to write you the standard certificate of debt which will be repaid, along with a 10% markup for the inconvenience, as soon as the situation normalizes. Can I see what you have in stock?
Bluff: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (5) + 17 = 22

Later, Tempy will thank Neji for the excellent setup and acting in her role.


Female Synthesist 4 | Titan Mauler 2 || HP: 24/24 (63/66) || AC: 22| T: 12 | FF: 20 (w/ MA&Shield)|| Fort: +12 | Ref: +6 | Will: +8 || Init: +2 | Perception: +10 | Darkvision & Low-light)

Sigh, no I said my ramble is only after your pre-amble, which is why I aided then supported with Intim; I am happy to swap our bad cop/good cop if you told me. Thank you for the recognition of my stage presence all the same. It isn't often a barbarian gets to take center stage without destroying it and the audience. :)


Female Kitsune Sorceress(Fey,Tattooed) 5 (hp: 30/30 | AC: 16 (assumes MA) | T: 12 | FF: 14 | Fort: +3 | Ref: +3 | Will: +3 | Init: +4 | Perception: +0 | Low-light)

Since you didn't actually say anything for the Bluff check, you just rolled dice, maybe you just opened with the dialog and Intimidate check?


Female Synthesist 4 | Titan Mauler 2 || HP: 24/24 (63/66) || AC: 22| T: 12 | FF: 20 (w/ MA&Shield)|| Fort: +12 | Ref: +6 | Will: +8 || Init: +2 | Perception: +10 | Darkvision & Low-light)

Okie dokie...works for me. Should I rage and cast burning hands now for when they inevitably notice how evil we all are? Perhaps we should wash the blood off before we knock on doors...or get Leo some normal, non-blood-red contacts?


initiative:
[r1] [17: Ash], [16: Victor], [14: Loran], [9: Leo], [8: Forsythe], [6:Temperance], [5: Neji]
| MAP

not being coated with blood like you just attended Carrie's prom helps...


Female Kitsune Sorceress(Fey,Tattooed) 5 (hp: 30/30 | AC: 16 (assumes MA) | T: 12 | FF: 14 | Fort: +3 | Ref: +3 | Will: +3 | Init: +4 | Perception: +0 | Low-light)

Carrie? Neji, didn't you used to go by Carrie when you were in school? I've heard you mumbling in your sleep about you getting back at "Carrie killed that b#$$~ Chris".

I'll prestidigitation everyone clean (if they don't take care of it themselves) before we move on to the next job. And Neji, can you at least wait until we're inside the place before we light conspicuous fires?


Female Synthesist 4 | Titan Mauler 2 || HP: 24/24 (63/66) || AC: 22| T: 12 | FF: 20 (w/ MA&Shield)|| Fort: +12 | Ref: +6 | Will: +8 || Init: +2 | Perception: +10 | Darkvision & Low-light)

I've gone by many names in my time, but Carrie was a favourite, yes. I haven't thought of that in 38 years. Ohhh, locking them in the hall, such anger, their screams...ummm delicious. Those were good times.

After a thorough prestidigitation and a bit worked up from my high school memories,
Thank you dear, but next time I'd prefer if you used your little fox tongue.

I can wait till we are inside; I guess. /frustrateddirtkick

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