Tirion is hiding in the bushes, covering the entry, with a readied action to shoot any ogres that come out of the house in the next round or two.
As soon as Bo goes through the door into the building, Tirion will run full-speed from the bushes onto the porch.
Urga runs to the open door and enters after Bo.
Bander opens the door, and the front eschelon of the party storms in ready for anything. Well maybe anything but a family room.
A mangy bearskin rug lies before a tremendous hearth set into the wall, its pained visage still snarling at whatever cruel hunter took its life. A huge couch haphazardly upholstered in animal hide and human flesh, replete with a collection of talons, monstrous hairy spider’s legs, fox heads, and human hands and feet, sits to the west.
You see no visible threats.
Bo moves in, pistol and shield ready.. He moves over to the door and takes a listen..
You don't hear much, just a bit of muttering in a gruff voice in the distance. Likely to the west, but it is rather indeterminate.
When his team all catches up he'll open the door, pistol ready, and enter..
You see a hallway with three doors and stairs going up.
He'll move left down the hall towards the noise..
You definitely hear the noise louder on the other side of the door, though it does stop as you approach as if they heard you.
Tirion runs into the house, and dives behind that big couch:
(includes +5 from elven cloak)
Tirion, I need a reflex save (DC 20) as a pit opens up under the couch.
Bo will open the door and stand aside to let Urga go first, since he doesn't wanna get in the way of that big sword..
Though this does seem like a good time to call for initiative.
bad guys
M
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init
Tirion goes tumbling down into a pit of spikes.
spikes are lined up to hit him
miss
and the fall
and I need 4 fortitude saves from Tirion (it's poison if you have some sort of defense against that).
This damp, steamy room reeks of rotting vegetable matter. Pools of mud and stagnant water dot the mossy floor, and the walls are caked with thick swaths of puffy fungus and mold.
In here you noticed trying to hide among the greenery:
This plant’s thick trunk is capped by a crown of wide leaves, whipping vines, mushrooms, and a ravenous purple maw.
Forgot to describe the room Bo opened:
The cloying stink of this room is nearly overwhelming. Buckets of filth are stacked against the walls, fat ravenous flies lazily circling their rims. The room itself is dominated by an immense bed, its ratty sheets stained beyond hope. A huge easel sits next to the bed with a palette of various shades of brown and red paint. The sources of these morbid pigments—several crushed organs and ragged stumps of flesh—sit in receptacles next to the easel. A set of brushes made with human hair jut from a broken skull by the easel, while a comb made from a human mandible sits on a small oak bedside table nearby, its teeth clotted with thick strands of greasy black hair. The bodies of three horribly deformed men dressed in ragged finery are propped up in huge open coffins against the far wall, their mouths sewn tightly shut with lengths of hair.
There is an immensely fat female... something on the bed (it is humanoid you think) and multiple images of it float around it, making it hard to tell which one is real, and the ogre thing which ran away from you (abandoning his dogs) earlier.
Your init is the same as his so you can do that if you choose. You will risk being hit by spikes if you jump in there though. You are prepared for it though so you can do it in total defense.
Fail 3 times.
Tirion is down and out...
no, just down, he is conscious so as to see everything happening to him, he just can't move
(muahahahaha)
Urga moves to engage the ogre once Bo steps aside. He rages and power attacks.
Bo smites the fat chick as a swift and then levels his pistol at the other Ogre..
from below, a pained whine can be heard:
"I've fallen -- and I can't get up!"
Bander looks back and forth, but he knows he has to get to his brother so he takes out and uses a scroll of shield
UMD
I'm coming.
Narissa
Narissa will shoot at the ogre past Urga.
miss
Bo opens the door and steps back 5' for his surprise round action.
Urga steps up and lays into the Ogre standing right behind the door with his massive sword carving a large gash into his chest.
Tirion falls into a hole and Bandersnatch prepares to go in after him.
The large blobish 'woman' on the bed looks at Urga with a pointed look and says "Sleep".
Urga and he slumps down fast asleep.
Bo snaps off two shots at the Ogre in the doorway. . Having to shoot around Urga means both shots miss (considering the 2nd should should be only at +7, not +12).
Flick will chuck a bomb at the Ogre in the doorway.
and it strikes it's target, bursting into flame.
The ogre lunges forward past Urga and stabs at Bo with his spear.
miss
at least you have a clear shot now Bo.
Party is up.
Bo will heal himself as a swift before fireing twice at the spear Ogre..
You are correct, it's what I get for breaking up inits. You will have finished him off then (only because Urga went down.) Don't take that hit.
In that case Bo would move into the room and fire once at the fat chick..
"Flick, wake Urga up!"
image choice (1=the real one) and an image goes poof
Bandersnatch hops down into the hole after going full defense
Acro
need a fort save DC 18
Youch! Bander says as he gets scraped.
beats being poisoned
The big mean plant thing, already happy with the meal delivery, is quite pleased to see another morsel arrive and attacks.
all miss
Hey! There is a plant monster down here!!
dungeoneering
Bander says as he quick draws Snicker and Snack
Plants are knowledge nature. You have no idea what it is.
Tirion will go ahead and fail some more poison saves:
that oughta finish off his DX...
He'll mentally activate his Hand of the Mage, and use the Mage Hand to pull a flask of Alchemist's Fire from his Haversack...
You only fail one of those.The second makes it so you only take:
I forgot that I gave fighters a second good save actually. Checking your sheet, you have a base 6 will save(not the listing under your name), which is what I used.
We'll just go with you sleeping, otherwise, it screws up Bo's shots. You'll be awake in a second anyway as Flick will be waking you up before you go. .
Narissa will move into the room and shoot at the large animate mound of blubber (ok, it's just a fat ogrekin).
miss
Bo dispels one of the images.
Flick wakes up Urga.
The blimp lady mutters a spell, and I need a fortitude save from Bo (DC 18)
Bander steps forward. Stay away from my brother! Only I get to beat him up!...And I will be doing that as soon as I kill you. Then the 8 Banders step forward and he snicker snacks
for and
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Bo shrugs off whatever nasty spell that was..
He takes aim at the fat thing once more..
Steel point blank
Might pop an image..
He'll reload a steel round as a swift action..