BANNED!

nightskies is banned for playing Mark of the Ninja.

hobbs is banned for having dead eyes.

kat's eye is banned for being dead.

hobbs is banned for trying to hog all the Forum Games last posts.

Charles Scholz is banned for his failure to conquer the earth.

If I looked like you, I would hide my face too. Banned.

Schism is banned because of internet connectivity.

lucky7 is banned for making dial-up noises.

Grdld is banned for dialing and making heavy breathing noises.

Conman the Bardbarian is banned for confusing me with his sister.

grdle's banned for pretending not to be my sister.

Conman the Bardbarian is banned because I would be a terrible sister.

gran is banned for not trying to be a good sister.

Last one is banned for bad parenting.

TVCOB is banned because I'm bitter.

lucky7 is banned because he could be sweet with the correct spices.

TVCOB is banned for being salty.

unlucky13 is banned for licking people without permission.

Viscous Chicken is banned for trying to be vicious.

Nightskies is banned for dipping his fingers in the couscous.

TVCOB is banned because that was me.

Louie is banned for wanting to dip his balls in it.

Conman the Bardbarian is banned for that.

Gran rey is banned for stealing my title.

lucky7 is banned for accusing me of theft with no proof.

grdld (griddled?) is banned for hiding the pudding, in which the proof lies.

I M banning The Vicious Chicken of Bristol for trying to find the dragon pudding.

I M banning Mr. Weasel for weaseling out on TVCOB.

Wesul. WEE sul. Banning dra. gin dued for banning teh weesuuuuul.

Whatever the heck that was is banned for the rest of eternity.

Gran rey is banned because he has no spirit of adventure to find out.

Lucky7 is banned for necromancy for searching for gran rey's spirit. Let the spirit rest already man.

DJEternalDarkness is banned for encouraging me to rest. I do that plenty as it is.

gran is banned for having no avatar, being easy to read past.

He's also banned for oversleeping.

Nightskies is banned for having too many eyes. One has to draw the line at some number of eyes !

Quiche Lisp is banned for using eyeliner.

gran rey de los banned is banned. It says so in his name.

Charles Scholz is banned because gran rey de los means gradn king of. That's how he stole my title.

It's his, I gave it to him.
lucky7 is banned for being jealous of someone without a body or a head.

Conman the Bardbarian is banned because I have body and head, just because I choose not to show you doesn't mean they don't exist.

Gran rey is banned for flashing.

lucky7 is banned because it isn't flashing when you look like me. It's a public service.

Gran Rey is banned for once again inflicting upon us his nudity. Please go put some clothing on my eyes are on fire.

Burning Straw man is banned for forgetting the rule about smoking in bed.

Beplhegor is banned for looking down on the world.

lucky7 is banned for being so envious of my glowing red eyes, he enchanted his to glow as well.

Belphegor is banned for not having given anyone wealth through discovery or invention lately, as is his purpose. The world cannot end until it has matured!

Last one is banned for being immature.

Conman the Bardbarian is banned for requesting maturity on teh interwebz.

Now get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!

GHran rey is banned because he no get no sammich!