BANNED!

[hobbsdadolfin]

nightskies is banned for playing Mark of the Ninja.

[Kat's Eye]

hobbs is banned for having dead eyes.

[hobbsdadolfin]

kat's eye is banned for being dead.

[Charles Scholz]

hobbs is banned for trying to hog all the Forum Games last posts.

[The Mad Badger]

Charles Scholz is banned for his failure to conquer the earth.

[Schism]

If I looked like you, I would hide my face too. Banned.

[lucky7]

Schism is banned because of internet connectivity.

[gran rey de los dragons]

lucky7 is banned for making dial-up noises.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Grdld is banned for dialing and making heavy breathing noises.

[gran rey de los everything]

Conman the Bardbarian is banned for confusing me with his sister.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

grdle's banned for pretending not to be my sister.

[gran rey de los banned]

Conman the Bardbarian is banned because I would be a terrible sister.

[Last one]

gran is banned for not trying to be a good sister.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Last one is banned for bad parenting.

[lucky7]

TVCOB is banned because I'm bitter.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

lucky7 is banned because he could be sweet with the correct spices.

[lucky7]

TVCOB is banned for being salty.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

unlucky13 is banned for licking people without permission.

[Nightskies]

Viscous Chicken is banned for trying to be vicious.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Nightskies is banned for dipping his fingers in the couscous.

[lucky7]

TVCOB is banned because that was me.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Louie is banned for wanting to dip his balls in it.

[gran rey de los banned]

Conman the Bardbarian is banned for that.

[lucky7]

Gran rey is banned for stealing my title.

[gran rey de los dragons]

lucky7 is banned for accusing me of theft with no proof.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

grdld (griddled?) is banned for hiding the pudding, in which the proof lies.

[I M Weasel]

I M banning The Vicious Chicken of Bristol for trying to find the dragon pudding.

[lucky7]

I M banning Mr. Weasel for weaseling out on TVCOB.

[Pauly Shore]

Wesul. WEE sul. Banning dra. gin dued for banning teh weesuuuuul.

[gran rey de los everything]

Whatever the heck that was is banned for the rest of eternity.

[lucky7]

Gran rey is banned because he has no spirit of adventure to find out.

[DJEternalDarkness]

Lucky7 is banned for necromancy for searching for gran rey's spirit. Let the spirit rest already man.

[gran rey de los surround sound]

DJEternalDarkness is banned for encouraging me to rest. I do that plenty as it is.

[Nightskies]

gran is banned for having no avatar, being easy to read past.

He's also banned for oversleeping.

[Quiche Lisp]

Nightskies is banned for having too many eyes. One has to draw the line at some number of eyes !

[gran rey de los banned]

Quiche Lisp is banned for using eyeliner.

[Charles Scholz]

gran rey de los banned is banned. It says so in his name.

[lucky7]

Charles Scholz is banned because gran rey de los means gradn king of. That's how he stole my title.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

It's his, I gave it to him.
lucky7 is banned for being jealous of someone without a body or a head.

[gran rey de los nekkid]

Conman the Bardbarian is banned because I have body and head, just because I choose not to show you doesn't mean they don't exist.

[lucky7]

Gran rey is banned for flashing.

[gran rey de los everything]

lucky7 is banned because it isn't flashing when you look like me. It's a public service.

[Burning Straw man]

Gran Rey is banned for once again inflicting upon us his nudity. Please go put some clothing on my eyes are on fire.

[Belphegor]

Burning Straw man is banned for forgetting the rule about smoking in bed.

[lucky7]

Beplhegor is banned for looking down on the world.

[Belphegor]

lucky7 is banned for being so envious of my glowing red eyes, he enchanted his to glow as well.

[Last one]

Belphegor is banned for not having given anyone wealth through discovery or invention lately, as is his purpose. The world cannot end until it has matured!

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Last one is banned for being immature.

[gran rey de los everything]

Conman the Bardbarian is banned for requesting maturity on teh interwebz.

Now get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!

[lucky7]

GHran rey is banned because he no get no sammich!