Pathfinder, Earth

Game Master Jaster Kite

Real world, but with more Pathfinder. A ragtag team of adventurers out to make the world a better place.


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Female Aasimar Inactive

He spoke in English sometimes too. But hey, if you want to go with the evil spy theory, go for it. The GM seems like the type to go with it. Maybe I'll get to sabotage you guys for real.


Female Ratfolk ???

Wait, are we working in rounds for this, or can I try another vent?


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Hmmm, maze does sound tempting, now, doesn't it :)

Kinda sorta playing rounds in this. I'm giving Devic a save for every real big action she takes.


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Female Ratfolk ???

Dem rolls doe.


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Male Human Elementalist(Electrokinetic Archetype) 4, Current HP: 39

GUYS! A player just did a funny thing in my Emerald Spire game!

Spoiler:
So they've reached a level called the Throne of Azlant and they destroyed a clockwork machine that was attacking them and one person heard a ticking and grinding sound afterwards. It was a clockwork heart, still beating.

The monk/paladin picks it up and resists the sudden urge to place it on his own chest. It's the size of an ogre's fist and he's a Halfling, by the way.

Some magical inspection later and they figure out it gives +4 Con to whoever puts it to their chest. The paladin/monk does so immediately and everyone watches in horror as it burrows into his chest and expels the slurry that was his original heart.

The best part? The transmutation aura this thing(a minor artifact!) was giving off covered up the necromancy in it. He's replaced his heart with the phylactery of the very lich they're trying to find and kill!

I've got a great plan now, which involves them thinking the crown the lich wears is his phylactery so they destroy it and don't think about the heart and then use these rules (Additional Graveknight Armor Information) for what happens.


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Female Ratfolk ???

Oh, thats cool. I have a simpler idea for my lich. Of course, a couple of those players are here, so it'll have to stay a surprise.

Unrelated note: If I turn this thing back on and throw it at the Red Hood, does he get a save to keep his dumb cape from being sucked in it?


Female Aasimar Inactive

That's hilarious. A paladin with a Lich's phylactery in his chest. Wow. :)

And, probably not, but remember that it will suck up all the air from all of us... so you might want to turn it back off at some point. :)


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The ways that can be used story-wise are boundless XD

I just completed my read-through of Book of the Damned. It is bar none the most sadistic book in my Pathfinder arsenal. Anyone else check it out?


Dirty Commoner/2 || HP: 0/0, AC: 10 (10, active buff) (FF: 10 [10 w/active buff] T: 10) || Init: +0, Fort: +0 Ref: +0 Will: +0 || Per: +0

No spare cash lately I'm afraid. Still, that's the joy of online resources.

Jaster Kite wrote:


The hunched creature spoke next. It was as simple as a Wikipedia search before you went into the stall.

If anyone's curious, this what comes up if you search "japanese bathroom stall test wikipedia"


Male Tiefling (Qlippoth spawn) Oracle Level 4 /Bloodrager Level 1 | 23/43 hp | AC: 20(Shield spell / 24) / T: 11 / FF: 19 (23) | Uncanny Dodge / Resist: 5 Cold,Fire, Electricity | Fort: +6, Ref: +2, Will: +3 | CMB: +8, CMD: 19| Init: +5, Perception: +4, Darkvision

i have a few books in my stock: first world realm of the fey, guide to the dark markets, faith and philosophies, a few hardcovers, but not the book of the damned


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Just came out in hardcover and it details all the Demon Lords, Archdevils, and Horsemen in a similar way to Inner Sea Gods. As hard for me to admit it, the sheer amount of pure evil in that book gets a little exhausting on a straight read-through, though it does give me a few ideas *evil laugh*


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Dirty Commoner/2 || HP: 0/0, AC: 10 (10, active buff) (FF: 10 [10 w/active buff] T: 10) || Init: +0, Fort: +0 Ref: +0 Will: +0 || Per: +0

In case anyone has good taste, the giant robot fight between the U.S. and Japan is happening on twitch. Right here. I can say with confidence that I've been waiting for this for years!


Female Ratfolk ???
Nazuri wrote:


Will Save 14 negates. Might not do any good, and I have no idea what kind of negotiation is possible here, but figured I would try.

We could try a diplomacy check to lower the price, and by we, I mean any of the characters with a good cha could make a check instead of the 7 charisma, untrained character who was meant to be a wallflower during NPC interactions *AHACKANYBODYBUTDEVICWOULDBEBETTERFORTALKINGHACK,HACK,COUGH*

Or we could all agree to try and deep 6 dis foo' for trying to kill one of us and then charging us. But I don't want to be the guy who tries to kill an NPC and ruin everything. I also suspect it won't work. Something about the NPC's we meet most of the time screams "Tavern owner who secretly used to be a high level adventurer." Er, maybe "port-a-potty" owner this time. So, just leaving and trying something else could work.


Male Tiefling (Qlippoth spawn) Oracle Level 4 /Bloodrager Level 1 | 23/43 hp | AC: 20(Shield spell / 24) / T: 11 / FF: 19 (23) | Uncanny Dodge / Resist: 5 Cold,Fire, Electricity | Fort: +6, Ref: +2, Will: +3 | CMB: +8, CMD: 19| Init: +5, Perception: +4, Darkvision

Ammon at this point isnt feeling particularly trusting.

this guy almost killed one of us, and now wants money from us, no show of faith on his side. He could be working/ is the kidnapper.


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Male Human Elementalist(Electrokinetic Archetype) 4, Current HP: 39

Also I'm willing to put cred on you having a crush on Devic.


Male Tiefling (Qlippoth spawn) Oracle Level 4 /Bloodrager Level 1 | 23/43 hp | AC: 20(Shield spell / 24) / T: 11 / FF: 19 (23) | Uncanny Dodge / Resist: 5 Cold,Fire, Electricity | Fort: +6, Ref: +2, Will: +3 | CMB: +8, CMD: 19| Init: +5, Perception: +4, Darkvision

No joke though this entire situation is just irritating hell out of Ammon, subtly, subterfuge, secrecy arent really his favorite things, he's a demon man-child of action

waiting for tradition, politeness, negotiating with criminals just makes him angry.

That and Ammon has issues in his past with losing people, he would've been like that for anyone.


Dirty Commoner/2 || HP: 0/0, AC: 10 (10, active buff) (FF: 10 [10 w/active buff] T: 10) || Init: +0, Fort: +0 Ref: +0 Will: +0 || Per: +0
Rameil wrote:
Also I'm willing to put cred on you having a crush on Devic.

And what do you vote in regards to how we handle this encounter?


Male Human Elementalist(Electrokinetic Archetype) 4, Current HP: 39

Normally I'd say kill him, but we need info. Pay the man and maybe get back at him later.


Female Aasimar Inactive

Do we have that kind of money?


Male Tiefling (Qlippoth spawn) Oracle Level 4 /Bloodrager Level 1 | 23/43 hp | AC: 20(Shield spell / 24) / T: 11 / FF: 19 (23) | Uncanny Dodge / Resist: 5 Cold,Fire, Electricity | Fort: +6, Ref: +2, Will: +3 | CMB: +8, CMD: 19| Init: +5, Perception: +4, Darkvision

doubt it


Male Human Elementalist(Electrokinetic Archetype) 4, Current HP: 39

Silver does. She can pay him after we rescue her. Then we tell her he almost killed Devic.


Female Ratfolk ???

Devic can put in her share of 2000 if we need to, but would also rather not give this guy anything at all given his uhh, "quirks."

Although this is why I suggested someone try a diplomacy roll at the least, so we can get maybe a discount. Or see if we can ask Silver to foot the bill after we save her.

Edit: I didn't even see your post suggesting the same idea for payment.


Female Aasimar Inactive

I don't have anything close to "my share" ... sorry.


Male Human Elementalist(Electrokinetic Archetype) 4, Current HP: 39

Ramiel still has all his credits. He actually hasn't bought anything besides chimichangas this whole game.
>_<

Ammon Knight of Ragathiel wrote:
i have a few books in my stock: first world realm of the fey, guide to the dark markets, faith and philosophies, a few hardcovers, but not the book of the damned

Forgot to reply to this conversation. I have a ton of PDFs that I could use to make stuff. This includes two 'do it yourself' books, The Genius Guide to the Taleneted Bestiary and In the Company of Dragons. If you ever need/want me to make something, Jaster, you just let me know! [/devilish scheming]


Male Human Time thief 5 Int +7, Senses perception +9, AC 21, touch 15, flat-footed 16, HP 32/34, Fort +2, reflex +9, Will +5

I could try a bluff, I got a +11? And I can add 2d4 to the roll with a mote of time, but if it goes bad, I'm sure he won't appreciate being lied too


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I love how some of the longest strategizing I've ever seen on the OOC board involves trying to get out of paying a ridiculous sum of money.


Male Human Elementalist(Electrokinetic Archetype) 4, Current HP: 39

Well it isn't exactly as easy to deal with as "move to flank and let's slaughter it" is it? :)

That poor, poor hydra got stuck between two gestalt rogues(one fighter, one ranger, both two-weapon fighting) and just... it was like a blender, man!


Female Ratfolk ???

So far it looks like votes are; Ramiel=yes, Devic=Maybe leaning yes, Nazuri=No. Looks like it's up to Ammon and Geralt to decide. No pressure.

Just to clear up any doubt, I'm okay with either or out-of-character.


Female Aasimar Inactive

As a player I am too, but my character isn't abetting or participating in evil, or signing some blank contract that might force her to.


Male Tiefling (Qlippoth spawn) Oracle Level 4 /Bloodrager Level 1 | 23/43 hp | AC: 20(Shield spell / 24) / T: 11 / FF: 19 (23) | Uncanny Dodge / Resist: 5 Cold,Fire, Electricity | Fort: +6, Ref: +2, Will: +3 | CMB: +8, CMD: 19| Init: +5, Perception: +4, Darkvision

Ammon both doesn't like nor trust this guy or situation. No favor, too much potential for badness.


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Cookie goes to whoever got the reference in that last post.


Dirty Commoner/2 || HP: 0/0, AC: 10 (10, active buff) (FF: 10 [10 w/active buff] T: 10) || Init: +0, Fort: +0 Ref: +0 Will: +0 || Per: +0

...Splatoon?


Male Human Time thief 5 Int +7, Senses perception +9, AC 21, touch 15, flat-footed 16, HP 32/34, Fort +2, reflex +9, Will +5

When Paizo signs you out so it looks like the game is getting no updates but it turns out there have been plenty....


Female Aasimar Inactive

Yeah, that's been happening to me a lot lately. I'm starting to catch on now though. :)


Dirty Commoner/2 || HP: 0/0, AC: 10 (10, active buff) (FF: 10 [10 w/active buff] T: 10) || Init: +0, Fort: +0 Ref: +0 Will: +0 || Per: +0

I thought that was just me. Now I don't feel as bad.


Male Tiefling (Qlippoth spawn) Oracle Level 4 /Bloodrager Level 1 | 23/43 hp | AC: 20(Shield spell / 24) / T: 11 / FF: 19 (23) | Uncanny Dodge / Resist: 5 Cold,Fire, Electricity | Fort: +6, Ref: +2, Will: +3 | CMB: +8, CMD: 19| Init: +5, Perception: +4, Darkvision

me as well


Dirty Commoner/2 || HP: 0/0, AC: 10 (10, active buff) (FF: 10 [10 w/active buff] T: 10) || Init: +0, Fort: +0 Ref: +0 Will: +0 || Per: +0

*coughforprogress*


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Same thing happened to me. I thought everything had just stone-cold stopped. Just now got to checking it closer. Sorry guys.


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Is anyone else having difficulty staying logged in, or is it just me?


Male Tiefling (Qlippoth spawn) Oracle Level 4 /Bloodrager Level 1 | 23/43 hp | AC: 20(Shield spell / 24) / T: 11 / FF: 19 (23) | Uncanny Dodge / Resist: 5 Cold,Fire, Electricity | Fort: +6, Ref: +2, Will: +3 | CMB: +8, CMD: 19| Init: +5, Perception: +4, Darkvision

Yeah, it's a website bug theyre working out still.

Grand Lodge

Male Human two weapon warrior/ ranger/ 1, Int +4, perception +6, AC 18 touch 13 flat-footed 15 , Fort +4, Ref +5, Will +2, CMD 19, hp 12/12

So much maintenance


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All the maintenance in the world.

But luckily, I was able to get in without signing in again, so it might be over.


Female Ratfolk ???

AND THUS THE LOGOUTS RETURN!


Male Human Elementalist(Electrokinetic Archetype) 4, Current HP: 39

Strangely it has no effect, so far, on my iPad. It's just my laptop that is logging out.


Dirty Commoner/2 || HP: 0/0, AC: 10 (10, active buff) (FF: 10 [10 w/active buff] T: 10) || Init: +0, Fort: +0 Ref: +0 Will: +0 || Per: +0

Anyone else have any ideas or a vote one way or the other?


Female Aasimar Inactive

What are we voting on?


Female Ratfolk ???

Whether we wanna ask the head shinobi tortoise if he can help us find silver instead of jumping through Red Capes hoops or ask head shinobi to get his people to not eat the akanames. I assume the second is the default, but I had Devic propose the alternative because shes still salty.


Female Aasimar Inactive

Why don't we find out why they are eating the akanames first, and then decide which way we're going?

Or ask them if they can help us... we need information about whether that is even possible first, don't we?


Female Ratfolk ???

Right. That's why I mentioned "if" he can help us.


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Dirty Commoner/2 || HP: 0/0, AC: 10 (10, active buff) (FF: 10 [10 w/active buff] T: 10) || Init: +0, Fort: +0 Ref: +0 Will: +0 || Per: +0

I've been meaning to ask.

Uh.

Whats the name of the company we work for?

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