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Male Shoanti Druid 2nd

Da*n, and I thought it was just a near miss. So much for that theory. I take a 5' step back and cast Produce Flame. I yell for Ishah to attack. Handle Animal is 5+9=14.


Female Shoanti Sheepdog 1

In case she goes for it, attack is 20+5=25. Damage is 2+2=4. Confirm is 13+5=18. Damage is 4+2=6. Sari, you might want to ease up on the dog jokes in case she takes it personal.


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Ishah charges into the room to help the beleaguered Yod. She seizes the demon's hind leg in her mouth and rips for all she's worth, but does no apparent damage.

Sari's turn.


Male Shoanti Druid 2nd

and that was a natural 20...I vote we close this door and see what's behind door number 2. Best I can tell the only thing hurting these creatures are Sari's missles. With any luck she'll kill them before they kill us, or at least me. :)


female human Sorcerer/2

Psst...here's some table talk for you...try Sugar, Yod. It seems to work better with demon bees, maybe it'll work here. I don't know, just a thought I picked up on from the DM talking to himself.

Sari can't believe this. "And this is what I left home for? To battle with stinky canines and stinky men? Ishah, no offense, hon. You are a right fine looking specimen. Now, if only I could find me one of the human variety to match you. I am too much of a girly girl to find much more of this entertaining. I knew I should have taken Aldern up on his offer!"

At the end of her tirade, she flings her hands out and sends two missiles dog-ward. One at each dog.

The dog in front of Cha takes 4 points of damage and the one in front of Yod takes 4 points of damage. She is now down 4 more spell points for a total of 3 points left. This is so NOT good. Anyone...can we get a little help in here? Or are we just to lead lives of quiet desperation? Well, maybe not so quiet..


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Sari wrote:
Psst...here's some table talk for you...try Sugar, Yod. It seems to work better with demon bees, maybe it'll work here. I don't know, just a thought I picked up on from the DM talking to himself.

Indeed.


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Sari's missiles batter the monsters. Apparently they're not protected from magical force. The monster facing Orik and Cha finally crumples to the ground in a heap and begins to smolder from within. Wisps of acrid black smoke rise from its corpse.


Shal comes running back into the fray by the way she left.

"I'm sorry. I couldn't get its maddening barking out of my head. It was like a echo trapped in my skull."

She retrieves her long bow from where she dropped it and nudges the other door open with her hip.


Orik steps in with the long blade and takes a massive swipe at the remaining hound but the creature is very quick and dodges away from the blow. It snaps back at the fighter but he's agile enough to knock the attack back with his shield.

DMs rolling crappy tonight. Can't hit even with a flank bonus.

Yod's turn.


Male Half-Orc Rogue 3 / Fighter 1

I'm not thinking Sugar will work on these dog things, you pour sugar on Undead and things like that. As for table talk those of you who have seen her roll know that we are all doomed now that Melissa isn't rolling Eberk's d20. Eberk ran from a fight? That had to be a low roll!


Male Half-Orc Rogue 3 / Fighter 1

Ok I'm going for broke
I'll drop the dagger and pick up the morningstar, if I'm not killed by an AoO I'll attack the remaining dog.
Attack 20+7=27 Dmg 5+7=12 Confirm 11+7=18 Do I get flanking bonus if I'm not part of the flanking?+2 on the confirm if I do. Additional Dmg if a critical 6+7=13.
You guys better hope Eberk comes back soon if I'm dead!!


Male Half-Orc Rogue 3 / Fighter 1

Oh yeh I think I also get sneak attack damage when a creature is flanked so 1+1=2 more damage. If I'm not dead of course!


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Damn that was alot of hopeful rolling for naught.

Yod reaches for the larger weapon but the fiend is quick to react and goes for Yod's throat. The half orc is savaged under the monster's wretched jaws and collapses to the ground under the weight of the attack. He is dying.

10 points of damage from another bite wound. Yod is well into the negatives already.

Cha and Ishah.


Male Half-Orc Rogue 3 / Fighter 1

Haven't you noticed? The more intracate the post the worse the result! Usually true of my table game as well.


Male Shoanti Druid 2nd

Sumbtch. Produce Flame Attack is 15+3=18. Damage is 2+3=5.

I back track to 7,15 and drop to the ground by Yod. I let the spell go.


Female Shoanti Sheepdog 1

19+5=24. Damage is 4+2=6. A good thing this wasn't someone without damage reduction or she'd have killed them by now.


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The happy little ball of fire smacks into the beast's snout causing it to yelp in pain and momentarily catch fire. This room now smells like a demon's burning arse.

Ishah wrote:
A good thing this wasn't someone without damage reduction or she'd have killed them by now.

No doubt.

As the demon dog wheels back and forth between enemies, Ishah jumps onto the monster's back and locks down on the base of its spine - a killing blow in the wild. But this creature's flesh is too hard or too vile for her to sink her jaws into. She slides off her cheated prey and rolls into a low stance.

Sari's turn.


female human Sorcerer/2

"This ISN'T happening! That's IT! Kill the damn demon dog and let's get out of here!"

Sari realizes she doesn't have much more to give. She waves the stupid wand because she is too distraught to think about conjuring any magic spell right now.

I save my 3 spell points and cast a missile at the remaining dog. I roll a very average 2, for a total of 3 points of damage. There are 35 charges left in the wand. I plan on using them all on these stupid dogs.


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Sari's missile flies true battering the enemy, yet still it comes on, far beyond the punishment threshold of any normal dog.


Oh so close... failed to confirm a critical with a longbow (a triple damage weapon).

A now recomposed Shal seeks a shot in the scrum. Yod and Cha's low profile help as she slides up the right flank of the party and is lost among the pillars. Her perfectly placed shot skips off the beast, caroming into the crimson shadows beyond.

"Damned braised demon flesh!" she curses.


Orik comes in with less power and more control, finally landing a shot but again doing no apparent damage to to the hound.

"It will not bleed!" he cries as he twists to defend himself.


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The beast leaps onto Yod's supine form as Cha crouches there. It then mauls the druid.

I confirm a critical on a 16, Chris. If that stands I deal 13 hp of damage from a bite wound. You're lucky my damage rolls sucked.

It's time for Yod's bleeding! Roll d10 please. Then Cha and Ishah.


Male Shoanti Druid 2nd

16 is correct.

"Sari, finish him!"


Male Half-Orc Rogue 3 / Fighter 1

d10=3
Not quite dead yet


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OK. Yod is still bleeding out. Cha's turn.


Male Shoanti Druid 2nd

Cha growls and slides back another 5' still down low. CLW on myself is 7+3=10.


Female Shoanti Sheepdog 1

Attack is 17+5=22. Damage is 3+2=5.


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Cha's spell completes and the magical healing energies wash over him, mending his wound. Ishah is ape-s!#% crazy mad at not only being ineffective, but essentially being ignored by the other dog. She catches a hind leg and latches on for all she's worth, but her only reward is a black sooty tongue.

Your turn, my dear.


female human Sorcerer/2

Sari takes a step forward into the doorway and shakes the wand savagely at the dog. A missile leaps out of the end and winds its way toward the smoking dog.

I roll a freakin' 1 for a total of 2 points of damage. It's like being pecked to death by a very weak and frail chicken. There are 34 charges left in the damn thing. Anyone got any better ideas?


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The beast looks up at the most consistent source of damage and snarls, tongue lolling out of its mouth like a hyena.


Shal takes a step back and wastes another shaft on the invincible dog from hell. She'd like to blame her shameful shot on her concern for the mercenary, but the truth is her shot was dreadful.


Orik takes advantage of the lack of allies to take a full swing at the monster. His arms register the shock of the blow and a hunk of demon flesh chips off the thing's shoulder.


"AaaaaaaaaaaaggggGGGHHHH!" Eberk screams in frustration and probably a bit of shame as he comes charging back into the fray weaponless. His axe lies between his feet, where he dropped it when he ran screaming from the room with the elf maiden.

"You let me pick up my damned axe, mutt, and then we'll see who's more frightening!"


Male Shoanti Druid 2nd

"About time! Kill this thing before he kills all of us."

DM, can you rebuild the map? Thx.


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Any intention the dog may have had of leaping the druid and attacking the sweet-meat sorcerer is erased by the charging dwarf. Instead it wheels around and leaps off Yod to attack Orik. It gets past the warrior's guard, clamping down on the inner calf and trying the same tripping maneuver. Luckily it fails.

Bleeding time again. Yod roll d10 please. Cha and Ishah...


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Cha tuk wrote:

"About time! Kill this thing before he kills all of us."

DM, can you rebuild the map? Thx.

Hold yer horses!! I'm on it like white on rice... n'stuff.


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Map's done.


Male Shoanti Druid 2nd

Thx for the update. Cha moves to 7,16 and casts CLW on Yod. 8+3=11. I'm down to 3 spell points.


Female Shoanti Sheepdog 1

Having been issued no other command...12+5=17. 3+2=5. Maybe she'll provide some flanking bonus to someone else.


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Cha tuk wrote:
Thx for the update.

Yeah man. Yod still owes me a d10 roll, but either way the healing brings him back to a conscious but prone state. It is Sari's turn.


Male Shoanti Druid 2nd
DM Luke wrote:
Cha tuk wrote:
Thx for the update.
Yeah man. Yod still owes me a d10 roll, but either way the healing brings him back to a conscious but prone state. It is Sari's turn.

I did the math and figured either way he'd still be alive and I won't be able to post again until the same time tomorrow night.


Male Half-Orc Rogue 3 / Fighter 1

d10=10
I guess it doesn't matter if I've been healed but there it is


female human Sorcerer/2

I move to (11,15) and deploy the weak chicken attack. I roll a 4 +1 for a total of five points of damage and 33 charges left in the wand. Isn't it time to level up? Don't I have new spells now? Shouldn't I be able to flame everybody, or something? Some spittle at least?

Sari casts a weary look at the dwarf. "About time you hauled yourself back here, my friend." She invokes the magic of the wand again, and sends a colorful spark toward the ugly doggy. "Where is a collar when you need one?"


Male Half-Orc Rogue 3 / Fighter 1

Sorry dearie didn't you hear we won't be leveling till the bus ride back to town.
As for spittle I thought you had the most potent stuff already.

Was I dead again? I seem to keep waking up on the floor!


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It means you went to -9 before you were stabilized and healed. That places you at 2 hp. Conscious, but only just.

Sari's missile is stronger than she expected. It knocks the monster out of the air where it had been floating. It lands awkwardly, then begins to smoke and sizzle like the first. The sound fills the otherwise silent hall.

The jackal-headed statue leers down at the group as they take inventory of one another. On closer inspection its feet are taloned like a bird's and it has a long reptile tail. The weapons are exotic blades called kukris. One glows a soft blue while the other has a flickering orange quality about it.


"I would never have believed those things would be so hard to kill!" Orik says as he examines his wounds. "There's another of them around here somewhere, so look out. And there's the witch. She didn't come back up here so she's got to be in the lower tunnels still."


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By the way, there's another door in the alter chamber on the left wall. It is sealed and the group has only just noticed it.


Male Shoanti Druid 2nd

"There's another?!" I cast another CLW on Yod. 1 spell point left. 5+3=8. "Yod, that's all I've got."

To the group, "Let's slow down a minute, regroup and check out some of the stuff we're carrying."

By my count, we're carrying a wand (from the witch), a cloak (from the Shaman), 2 vials of yellow liquid, 1 vial of brown liquid, 1 stoppered vial (from Lyrie) and 5 scrolls (again from Lyrie). We need some healing and a couple of new spells wouldn't hurt. Let's secure a corner and sort some of this out.


Male Half-Orc Rogue 3 / Fighter 1

I'll drink my last CLW d8=6+3=9 That puts me back to normal

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