Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

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Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Gonna use the Mage Armor function of Lucille

Pip strums Lucille and a blue shimmer forms about him then fades down to invisibility


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

see me......feel me, touch me.....heal me....."


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan lurks, hiding in J1. He loads his crossbow and readies an action to shoot the first enemy that reaches the beach.


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:


Here's the map layout.

I'm having a little trouble mapping this.


>>>MAP?????????<<<


>>>>>MAP<<<<<

That's the best I've got so far. I guess if someone wants to revise their position they will post.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Nice map!

Altai steps forward and taps Gittik lightly on the side of his head. "Here's a little... enhancement. Make the most of it."

I'm using my Pearl of power to cast See invisible on Gittik. If he makes a Spot check, he sees:

Spoiler:
At j26, m26, and p26, he sees sahuagin, also swimming towards the beach.
. The spell lasts 80 minutes.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
The Mapper wrote:

>>>>>MAP<<<<<

That's the best I've got so far. I guess if someone wants to revise their position they will post.

That'll work. If my map at home is different, I'll go with yours.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I think everybody did their preps; lemme know if everybody likes Kruely's positioning, and I reckon I'll pop off the festivities in the morning to give everybody ample time and whatnot.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Ogay....INCOMING!!!!

Everybody. You all feel a sudden wave of vertigo over you.
Everybod has a
20% miss chance, d.c. 17 fort save or nauseated 1 round.

The three "large" things swim swiftly towards you.
#1 and #2 are at gh6-7 and ij 6-7. #3 is at op 6-7.

These are three aquatic lamiae; they appear as centauroid, beautiful women with the aft quarters of seacats, though with fore and rear legs like a lion. They scream and leap, lunging from the water in a furious wave like some savage, bladed tide.
They are in mail shirts, bearing falchions, two attack Stiggy and one attacks Gittik...
One hits Stiggy for 12 h.p. in damage, one completely misses Stiggy, and one misses Gittik; note that they all swing the falchions twice in a round....

Altai; Gittik

Spoiler:
now with your invisibility sight, you see FIVE invisible things; the three previously spotted have moved up to j14, m14 and p14; and the two new ones are moving up at d14 and g14 underwater.

Party's attack.


"Kimers, ye ur serioosly feckin' gantin."

<Stiggy puts everything into it.>

Fort:
1d20+10=23

2H PA #1
1d20+9=25,
2d6+25=32,

2H PA #2:
1d20+4=23,
2d6+25=31


Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9

Heathy is the miss chance part ofthe Fort save or just something we have to contend with every attack?

Oso baulks for a second as the wave of sickness hits him, then he keeps on casting on himself. this time taking care to avoid being attacked.

Fort Save rolled 18, casts divine power defensively concentration check 17+11=28, Oso has got magic circle vs evil and bulls strength as well, anyone within 10ft of Oso may get +2 resistance bonus to their Fort save if the effect is evil.

"Prepare to face the rage of a Sword God!"


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Fort Save: 1d20+4=20

After feeling the wave of vertigo wash over him, Pip picks up the pace on Lucille

Casting Haste

"Hack hack hack hack,
On the lamia's face!
Smash smash smash smash
As they die in place!
Let's kick their asses
'Til there is no trace!
While we do the Hack Polka!"

Pip will stick by his buddy Oso


Male Human Paragon 3 /Evoker 6 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---37,300XP

21 fort save....

Riese chants "Annelida Pyrrok Olig'chata!!" dropping a Bright Worms at the intersection of K-L, 5-6, its a 20'radius spread and everyone that is my enemy in it takes 2d6=7 fire damage, dc21 reflex for half. This effect lasts for 9 rounds doing 2d6 damage to every baddie in the area every round.

Wormlike tendrils of flame infest the area only striking Riese's enemies....


Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:

<Stiggy puts everything into it.>

1d100=10, 1d100=53

So I guess the first attack misses?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

In answer to Oso's question; yes, the hit chance is a given. Every hit has a 20% miss chance, unaffected by the fort save.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Back in a few......work calls. Sorry.....


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Yes; Stig's first hit misses. His second one throttles his foe, almost dividing the human part from the monster part, but the vile vixen fights on.
Riese's fireworms affect them all; their feet burn and they scream pumalike screams.

Gittik, Altai, Beldan, Elgan left it looks like.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Fort Save (W/ Bear's Endurance): 1d20+9=21

Elgan-Dire-Bear weaves as the vertigo hits him, then shakes his furry head, and roars as he lumbers forward surprisingly quickly despite his Dire Bulk to the nearest lamia-critter and plows into her with teeth and paws swinging!

Slayer form stats for easy reference, does not include the extra Fort from Bear's endurance

Spoiler:
Slayer Form
-Size increases to Large- Grants reach
-Bite +10 to Hit, Dmg: 1d8+8
-Secondary Claw att: (2) +6/+6, Dmg: 1d6+8
-Fort save becomes: +11
-AC becomes: AC:25 Touch:14 Flatfooted:23

Bite: 1d20+10=26, Dmg: 1d8+8=13, Paw#1: 1d20+6=21, Dmg: 1d6+8=14, PAw#2: 1d20+6=23, Dmg: 1d6+8=11, HASTE'd Bite: 1d20+10=17, Dmg: 1d6+8=9

Miss Chances for all 4 attacks: 1d100=48, 1d100=54, 1d100=64, 1d100=51

So, all four might hit if they beat AC??


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Bite one and paw two hits the unwounded one attacking stiggy; it looks hurt now.
Elgans' at LM 5-6; his form makes him LARGE.
the lamia doesn't fall, but looks worn and torn...getting all mauled by the druidbear.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Altai; Gittik; Beldan are left.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Fort 5+6=11, so I'm out for a round.

"Um, I..." *uuuuuuurgh*


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

What does Tenser do? Oh.....and he saved....dm fiat.

Altai can't tell if he's standing straight up or not...his world is spinning and resonating.


<Tenser sniffs around and keep watch on the team's flank.>

Tenser will bark if anything tries to sneak up behind. Otherwise I try to keep him from getting whacked. Stig just couldn't handle that.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

man I set up a vomit-eating scene and everything. Oh well....gotta try less hard next time so it doesn't seem forced.


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
man I set up a vomit-eating scene and everything. Oh well....gotta try less hard next time so it doesn't seem forced.

I'm sure Tenser will lick up the vomit later.

1d20+4=14

After the dizziness passes.

Ohh DM fiat.... not paying attention.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Tenser barfs too.


LOL - I missed the dm fiat part of your post because I'm doing eighteen things at once.

<Licks up his own barf no doubt only to barf it up again and then lick it up. The barf of Ouroboros.>


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I know the feeling.
I'm at a point where I'm finally NOT doing 18 things at once, and the torpor makes me feel like this is all a lucid dream.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Guh, just sat down to 'puter after eight hours at work, then 4 hrs home chores (mostly grass-involved). I'm feeling loopy. Good thing that's normal...


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

... a lucid dream.

I can fly!

I can make women naked.

Lucid dreaming, nothing better.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Gittik and Beldan to go.


Male Human Rogue 14

Fort: 9+3 = 12

Beldan doubles over, as a wave of nausea washes over him, trying hard to keep hold of his crossbow, stay hidden and not retch. “Erk…

No action this round, he’ll try to keep hiding.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Gittik's next, unless he hurls.


M Halfling Barbarian 10

Made the save.
RH scimitar 1 = 3 + 13 = 16 = likely miss. Damage = 1 + 4 + 1 frost = 6.
RH scimitar 2 = 12 + 8 = 20. Damage = 4 + 4 + 6 frost = 14.
LH kukri 1 = 11 + 13 = 24. Damage = 3 + 2 + 5 shock = 10.
LH kukri 2 = 16 + 8 = 24. Damage = 2 + 2 + 3 shock = 7.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

You're hasted, so you have one more attack. Chop chop!


M Halfling Barbarian 10

Natural 1. Nothing to see here, move on.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

right on....
oh you saved, but there's STILL a vertigo field that gives everybody a 20% miss chance.....
a fact that is in evidence as the lamia facing gittik misses him both times.
The two facing Stiggy both hit once with falchions; Stigg gets 20 h.p. subtracted as his blood pours onto the water.

Riese's glowworms suddenly disappear.

Altai; Gittik (see invis spell)

Spoiler:
splashing out of the water at p5, e6, and g2, and waist deep at k7 and L7, are five sahuagin. They look odd though; their bodies are stilted and bent as if arthritic or palsied, and bone grows from their flesh like coral taking bud on a sunken ship.

Elgan hears splashing in the water at k7 and L7. Something's there right next to him; but......he sees naught!

GROUPS' TURN!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Oh, and I rolled Gittik's miss %; he hit the last few times; the first and fumble were misses and the lamia is gashed up by the pint-sized berserk hobbit going psycho spider monkey on her ass.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

And the viper tree is ambling towards you still.....160 feet away.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Oh and finally,.....(I've been out of it a while)....
the vertigo field is still up.
Nobody has to save from puking any more though. Just 20% miss chance every attack.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Is there a lamia I have a straight shot at with the lightning gun?


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There's two.
One is fighting stig; one is fighting gittik.
Stig is fighting two of them, but he is aided by elgan and oso's pretty near; gittik's fighting alone, though he's right next to elgan so he's not exactly like that viking champion at Stamford Bridge or nothing.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Altai scans the battlefield; suddenly, his face lights up as an idea comes to him. Wiping vomit out of his beard, he stumbles into the surf while mumbling arcane gibberish.

Move to U7. Thanks to Haste, I have plenty of movement for that. Once there, Altai unleashes a Lightning bolt, aiming for A5. The bolt zaps right in front of Bear-Elgan and Giant Stig, leaving the smell of singed beard and frazzled bear - but it also hits all three lamias, as well as

Spoiler:
the weirdos at E6, K7 and L7. BTW, I move around the guy at P5, as I have speed to burn.
. Everyone hit takes 32 points of electrical damage, Reflex 19 for half.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

As a gesture of halfling solidarity, I will shoot at Gittik's

Pip attempts to fire the odd arcane weapon at Gittik's foe

Use Magical Device right?

UMD: 1d20+8=21

5d6=10


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Heathy:

Spoiler:
What's up with the creepy sahuagin? Knowledge (arcana) 16+17=33, Knowledge (nature)10+7=16, Knowledge (the planes) 1+17=18 (not bad for a natural 1...).


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Two lightning bolts arc in a t shape from pip's gun and altai's magicks.
The Lamia facing Gittik falls dead, as it took two blasts.
The other two look really bad off. Their hair stands on end, and tiny Jacob's Ladders still dance in their manes.

Spoiler:
none of the three sahuagin mutants fall..though they did dance and spasm in the lightning.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Oh and Pip has gotten the hang of the lightning gun now; I'll say he don't need a UMD no more's.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai Iscarni wrote:

Heathy:

** spoiler omitted **

Altai:

Spoiler:
know: arcana 33.....you've heard of golems and of half-golems; you remember one report from a half sea-elven wizard gleaned from the library of some ancient dark suelese liches that abode under the waves, and studying coral reefs, learning to bend that coral to their whimsy, did create golems of the stuff, and experimented on undersea life forms to make them into half-golems of the material. These osteotically malaised things simply MUST be the product of such underwater frankensteinery. Their contorted skeletons burst from their skin in various coral patterns, composed of the brittle sharp stuff.

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